Haxie that hides your menubar, giving you back those pixels you've never been able to put to use before. Project has been abandoned.

Way Off Base

· Rustlers gave cows wellies
· British government to use converted shipping containers as cells
· Ambulances in Australia go jumbo
· Sex educator uses a cinderblock dangling over a students genitals to demonstrate condom failure
· "Dead" man returns home after two years
· Crocodile, lizards stolen from Australian animal center continuing the work of Steve Irwin
· Judge in Anna Nicole Smith case accused of smoking pot in Hollywood park
· Elderly woman shot 5 times, survives
· Blind auto mechanic hires deaf assistant

Installs the hidden Disk Image System Preference pane into the System Preferences application.

Way Off Base

· Judge says both parties in transvestite case have serious credibility issues
· Parents in Scotland under fire for driving children to school instead of walking
· Earthmen rule against moon real estate bid
· $206 Mil In Drug Money Seized From Mexican House
· Theft of M&M's and Twizzlers escalates into murder by salsa
· Toilet Fumes Gas Sailors
· British Airways passenger told to "get over it" after corpse is placed next to his first-class seat

HackTV further hacked to include fullscreen monitoring. Project has been abandoned.

Small and simple-to-use Internet Browser cleaning utility. Project has been abandoned.

Off Base

· Apple's iFuture

Way Off Base

· Man in UK wins £700,000 with £2 bet
· Cocoa Beach bans couches on beach
· Soccer fans in trouble for "stalking"
· World's shortest St. Partrick's day parade runs only 100 yards
· Man arrested in a McDonald's drive-through lane, charged with drunken driving.
· Wilkes University in PA dumps Windows to go all Mac
· 'Surgeon stole my bum'