November 1, 2006

· New alliance puts crosshairs on spam
· Horror fans faint while watching Saw III
· Dutch woman dies next to own grave
· Attorney dressed as Osama arrested in Maine
· New aquatic species found in Hawaii

November 2, 2006

· Google launches new mobile Gmail
· Two sued for downloading over 1,000 songs
· Convict posts himself to freedom

November 3, 2006

· iPod Shuffle shrinks; red iPod grows
· Mail carrier attacked by squirrel
· "Misogynist" urinals flushed out to eBay
· Meatballs blamed in positive drug test
· Suspect in bank holdup dressed for arrest
· Starbucks loses laptops with worker data

November 4, 2006

· Man stabbed by antlers after accident
· Stealth jet quietly slips into history
· Woman Gets Her Rings Back After 22 Years
· Uh-oh, machete-o

November 5, 2006

· Dolphin's extra fins could be remains of legs, researchers say
· Future microbes could probe for aircraft stress points
· Naked Couple Arrested at Waffle House
· Granny lands bouncer job at brothel

November 6, 2006

· China sex experts draw the line at wife-swapping
· Dead dog gets army call up
· Man ordered to wear "sex offender" T-shirt
· Upset Over Tax, Man Throws Coffee In Clerk's Face

November 7, 2006

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· N.M. officers sue Burger King, claim they found marijuana in their hamburgers
· Ky. Officer Shoots Himself While Driving
· Novel way of drinking - the Lockup Mug
· Geriatric German Lady Causes Motorway Havoc
· Man Allegedly Chops Down Pole for Copper
· House fire? Grab a donkey...

November 8, 2006

· Apple unveils new MacBook with Intel Core 2 Duo
· Apple Ditches 'Mac Guy' In New Ads
· Missouri county jail goes pink
· What would Shakira do? Woman sues bar after fall during dance contest
· 8,000-calorie burger
· Dog hops on bus to go to pub

November 9, 2006

· Benchmarks: Rosetta apps bolstered by OS X update @ Macworld
· Brit burns bum with firecracker
· Andy Griffith loses bid for Wis. sheriff
· Tenn. man elected to post is wanted in next county
· Priest offers captors forgiveness and beer
· Mariners report new island in South Pacific

November 10, 2006

· We're looking for a few dull men
· 'Grilled surgeon' on menu
· S.D. woman on golf cart arrested for DUI
· Okla. vets use maggot therapy on horse
· Japanese Bra Also Carries Your Melons
· RIP: Oscar-winning actor Jack Palance dies

November 11, 2006

· Zoo workers try to help deer with head stuck in pumpkin
· India unleashes eunuchs on tax cheats
· Hundreds to compete for rock, paper, scissors title

November 12, 2006

· Man uses bug story to make women disrobe
· Drunken elk terrorizes Swedish schoolchildren
· Kicking up a stink
· Mac OS X vulnerability found

November 13, 2006

· PlayStation 3 hits 'grey market'
· New York man killed by deer he kept penned up on his property
· Deer Frees Itself From Halloween Bucket - Update
· Beatles set to go digital
· Review: Hands on with PlayStation 3 @ Macworld
· Apple Hires IBM's Rosenberg as General Counsel
· Justin Long Still Doing Mac Commercials, Holiday Ads Coming?
· Flying Alarm Clock Annoys You Awake
· Hunter dies after being impaled by ornate chair

November 14, 2006

· New Zealand text-message ruling: u mst b joking?
· Ex-boxing champ surprises muggers
· Man dead for two days on hospital toilet
· Chocolate addiction leads to sweet discovery
· Apple, airlines offer iPod integration
· Space elevator ride may kill humans due to ionizing radiation
· Truants face pigsties

November 15, 2006

· The Captain has Switched on the "No-Petting" sign
· 'Man flu' really exists
· Two professors win right to toke up at work

November 16, 2006

· Man survives walk into airplane propeller
· Camel ice cream to help trim waistlines?

November 17, 2006

· Rescuers moo-ve 1,764-pound sick cow off farmer
· Oh, deer, it's just ceramic for pete's sake
· Hell hath frozen over: PC Magazine launches 17-inch Apple MacBook Pro giveaway
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· Sony's PS3 makes U.S. debut to long lines, short supplies
· MySpace sued by Universal Music

November 18, 2006

· Voodoo Practitioner Tries to Jinx Bush
· Museum removes exhibit with deep-fried U.S. flags
· With holiday near, turkey runs a-fowl of law
· Armed robber, 7, in Lego heist
· China admits using organs from executed prisoners

November 19, 2006

· iPod glow leads to lost mushroom picker

November 20, 2006

· Man found with head in luggage
· New website dedicated to regifting
· British Airways worker planned to stuff 20 kilos of cocaine into jet's nose

November 21, 2006

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· Seattle beverage firm offers pea-flavoured soft drinks
· Authorities capture homemade submarine carrying 3 tons of cocaine off Costa Rica
· Calif. couple calls for orgasm for peace

November 22, 2006

· PS3 - a smash
· Woman Laces Sister's Sandwich With Rat Poison
· Fugitive seeking love online gets nabbed
· Apple shares hit new high as analysts say Mac OS X may beat Vista
· Apple's Black Friday, special one-day shopping event on Nov. 24th

November 23, 2006

· Turkeys Try to Catch a Train
· Idaho Zamboni drivers fired after trip to fast-food drive-thru
· Airline offering a free beer on Thanksgiving flights
· Semi With Live Turkeys Crashes in Iowa
· U.S. shoppers hopping mad over frog dissection kit
· Core 2 Duo versus PowerPC @ Macworld
· Last-Minute Turkey Day Salvation

November 24, 2006

· First Grader Brings Cocaine To Leesburg School
· Revenge on snooty neighbours
· Thief foiled by failure to observe
· AP Hong Kong mulls green 'eco' coffins
· U.S. Copyright Office Allows Hacking of Cellphone Lockout and Abandonware Copy Protection
· Consumer Reports rates Apple best place to shop
· Reuters Canadian man on trial for putting baby in freezer

November 25, 2006

· Drunken Swedish moose drowns after fermented apple binge
· Cooked cat left at Utah car dealership
· As of today, the US has spent more time in Iraq than fighting WWII
· Germans book driver of California Highway Patrol car

November 26, 2006

· Wild turkey crashes Thanksgiving celebration
· CIA crafts online test with humorous bent to seek out all types of job applicants
· Thieves show strange Christmas spirit
· Missing woman found dead upside down behind bookcase

November 27, 2006

· MajorGeeks local: Choosing a new personal computer is easy: Get a Mac
· Cookies made from giant jellyfish
· Get 16 MHz and 2 MB of memory for only $2599, Radio Shack circa 1988
· Britain's most jinxed day - Monday the 27th

November 28, 2006

· Apple may re-introduce 17-inch display
· Vonage teams with Santa
· Future Wireless Headphones to Transmit Music Through Your Body

November 29, 2006

· Man shoots doe with well-developed rack
· Man drives into subway tunnel by mistake
· Woman received dad's body in post

November 30, 2006

· U.S. may ban iPod sales to North Korea
· U.S. scientists train bees to sniff out explosives
· Fleeing thief stops to smoke crack
· Berlin facing acute Santa shortage just before Christmas