January 1, 2007

· Airline employees spot mysterious craft hovering over O'Hare

January 2, 2007

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· Chicken store owner allegedly sets rival shop on fire
· Mannequin Fetishist Could Get Life
· Bus butt reveller heading to court
· Woman Arrested For Poisoning Dog
· Paramedic patient steals ambulance
· Man proposes, then allegedly KOs fiancee
· Ancient toilet fuels debate on Dead Sea scrolls
· Holiday flavors rubbing off on environment

January 3, 2007

· Crazy stunt wins Darwin Award
· French court rules pork soup kitchen not racist
· Overweight woman stuck in South African cave
· Postman uses sketchy map

January 4, 2007

· Oiled prisoner slips out of Norway jail
· Teen, rescuer survive run-in with train
· Mysterious object crashes through roof
· From yap to growl, Israeli device dogs intruders
· Where to Catch Some Wi-Fi Waves
· After 500 years, 1st female Beefeater allowed

January 6, 2007

· Hitachi introduces 1-terabyte hard drive
· Keep people out of wash, label warns
· Teacher Who Took Bribes From Kids Sentenced
· Bride's joke breaks off Austrian wedding ceremony
· A guide to understanding rude Parisians
· US woman jailed over flour-filled condoms settles lawsuit
· Woman, 80, fights off wild boar

January 7, 2007

· Penguins let off steam during zoo walks
· Mystery: Why is man sitting on dead horse?
· Pakistan province lifts ban on deadly kites
· Bra protects woman from falling bullet
· Black tape red tape
· FDA approves 1st drug for obese dogs

January 8, 2007

· Macworld Expo 2007 San Francisco photos
· MacScoop to provide live coverage of the MacWorld SF 2007 Keynote
· Woman Accused of Killing Husband for Boob Job
· Police Nab Suspects in Ohio Snake Theft
· New York's latest fashion trend goes to the dumps
· Inventor of Ramen noodles dies at 96
· Scientists may have found Medici murder

January 9, 2007

· Puppy love for foal
· New at Apple: iPhone
· Macworld Expo Keynote Live Update
· Macworld Keynote 2007: Photo Gallery
· New at Apple: Airport Extreme
· New at Apple: Apple TV
· Apple drops 'Computer' from name
· Wheeler dealer swaps beer for camper van
· Arizona residents see rats in toilets

January 10, 2007

· Tigger character accused of hitting child at Walt Disney World
· Prisoner probably ate parts of cellmate
· Man OK after airborne scorpion bite

January 11, 2007

· Man electrocuted by do-it-yourself mole-killer
· Three Pigs Trigger Fire in Rural Serbia
· Menagerie in luggage
· Briny Breezes beach-front trailer park sells out for 500 million dlrs
· MajorGeeks Locals: Burglary suspect picks bad hiding place
· PC World editor slain at California home

January 12, 2007

· Couple confesses to killing noisy neighbors
· City seeks answer to stinky ice
· S.F. company launches 'Meth Coffee'

January 13, 2007

· Napster and AOL Join Forces to Create...What?
· Recording Industry Wins Judgment in Piracy Case
· Charges filed over tons of rotting fish
· Man trying to kill bees sets home ablaze
· Woman unknowingly becomes getaway driver
· Woman finds 37 Christmas trees near pool
· Orlando Man Sues Club Over Quality Of Women

January 14, 2007

· Apple news: Cingular/AT&T
· Dentist pulled out teeth 'as a lesson'
· TV blow
· Man Looks to Set Stationary Bike Record
· Plane part falls through roof of Chicago home

January 15, 2007

· Woman Survives Being Locked Up in Barrel and Thrown Into Sea by Jealous Husband

January 16, 2007

· Water intoxication blamed in death of Calif. woman who competed radio station drinking contest
· Daughter wanted ad draws 100-plus candidates
· Sunburnt skin record bid
· Using neighbor's wireless link: Probation
· Priest Indicted For Embezzlement Denies He's Married

January 17, 2007

· Apple TV @ Intel
· Apple to impose 802.11n unlocking fee on Intel Mac owners
· Netflix to start small rollout of streaming TV shows and movies; Windows-only, no Mac OS X, no iPods
· Greenland gets new islands
· Radio station fires 10 over deadly Wii contest
· Virgin Atlantic showcases pimped out aircraft, lobbies for US flights
· A Seat for the Jet Cockpit in Your Game Room (No Need to Buckle Up)
· No softies in Canada's campy Pillow Fight League
· Police: Girl locked in room for 2 years

January 18, 2007

· 'Doomsday Clock' moved closer to midnight
· Model too tall for bus
· Woman returns after 18 years in jungle
· Only in Japan
· Escaped Chimpanzee Raids Fridge, Does A Little Housework
· Apple Makes a Bajillion dollars
· AirPort Extreme @ MacWorld
· State may OK all-day 'happy hour'
· Helicopter's blast of air saves stranded deer

January 19, 2007

· Big Bopper's son hires scientist to quell rumors
· Starbucks may be "forbidden" at China Palace Museum
· Man arrested after fetus is found in car

January 20, 2007

· Firefighters told not to use ladders
· Vet accused of giving horses a snort
· Amid bitter divorce, wall goes up in Brooklyn couple's house
· Aquadog draws crowds
· Spanish village questioned on mayor murder
· Sex offender applies for school as 12-year-old boy
· Judge rules in favor of RIAA, XM ready for battle

January 21, 2007

· Shot duck survives 2 days in fridge
· NAMM: Macs the tool of choice for independent musicians
· Australian officials pay private eyes to have sex with prostitutes
· Man falls 16 stories and lives

January 22, 2007

· 61-year-old California man takes 20,000th ride on Xcelerator roller coaster
· Pa. man's letter brings Secret Service
· Yummy: Pet shop owner creates beer for dogs from beef extract and malt
· Tattooist sued over penis prank
· Hong Kong tutors selling sex appeal
· Fartypants launched

January 23, 2007

· NYC newcomer gets lost for five days
· Woman Is Stuck in Bathtub for 4 Days
· Continental Airlines Pilot Dies In-Flight; Co-Pilot Lands Plane
· Australian diver says partly swallowed by shark
· Ky. judge finds juror's water bottle filled with vodka
· Police in Tijuana issued slingshots as their weapons are inspected
· Agents find cocaine in broccoli load
· Dog OK after swallowing wads of glue
· Man arrested for smuggling 500 parrots in a car

January 24, 2007

· Mummified Baby Boy Found Inside Storage Unit
· Trapped drunk rang out SOS on church bell
· Scientists give up 3-year battle to make sloth move
· U.S. pastor gets prison for shark smuggling
· Australian shark attack survivor describes almost being swallowed alive
· Woman takes potty break, falls in lake
· Homeless man can't use Japan park as address - court
· Python strangles circus employee in Russia

January 25, 2007

· Apple's iTunes an outlaw in Norway
· Never give an iguana Viagra
· Man talks new wife into plastic surgery
· Fashion chiefs agree to discuss ultra-thin models
· Boy's screaming kills chickens?
· Fox goes shoe shopping
· Motorist fined for honking at man who stepped in front of car
· Man Jumps Off Bridge To Impress Date
· Cops: Man drying pot in oven causes house fire
· N.J. warns: Don't eat squirrel near dump
· Hospital keeps baby until parents pay

January 26, 2007

· 5-year-old boy takes gun to Kan. school after mom says she wants it out of the house
· 2,500-year-old mirror dropped on TV
· Living fossil: Rare Frilled Shark on film
· How to use Gmail as a disk with OS X
· Police:Fugitive stole country singer's tour bus, tried to give NASCAR driver a ride
· Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event
· Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts
· Train crew hail taxi and leave passengers

January 27, 2007

· Huge python makes a meal of 11 guard dogs
· Georgia teens plead guilty to cooking puppy alive
· Amnesia Victim Wandered Streets For 25 Days
· Teacher reassigned after having students draw penises
· Man says he zapped wife's grandma in dispute over infant discipline
· Drunk Man Goes for Unexpected Train Ride
· Residents complain to local officials that their beaches are littered with topless women

January 28, 2007

· Cat and mouse case for cops
· Tracks in Snow Lead to Arrest of Criminal Mastermind
· Women become skeptical of their spiritual healer once he starts licking them
· MacOS Compatible Launched!

January 29, 2007

· Hospice helped dying man lose his virginity
· Archery club accused of tying down turkeys and using them as live targets
· Girl Scout selling cookies threatened with shotgun
· Dog Reunites With Family After 6 Years
· RIP: Barbaro

January 30, 2007

· Eagle lugging a deer head causes power outage
· Lawyer charged with DUI while picking up client
· Novelist accidentally burns down office
· Australian sells own life on Internet

January 31, 2007

· WWII veteran claims $254 Powerball prize
· Woman "saved husband's life" in lion attack
· Robber Arrested After Hiding In Store's Heat Duct
· That's Dye With A 'D' - As In Dumb
· Nuns on the run