February 1, 2007

· Pink milk problem solved
· Frozen Snake Found Along Ohio River
· 93 Pound Tumor Removed From Woman
· Man charged with trying to rob own mother

February 2, 2007

· Greased, Naked Student Disrupts Lunch
· "Hot" patients setting off U.S. radiation alarms
· Vista can't thwart Mac's reign at No. 1 online retailer, Amazon
· Apple ships new Airport Extreme Base Stations two weeks early
· Tracking your car by cell and e-mail
· Doctor gives New Jersey stripper a hand --literally
· Psychologist makes patient wear dog collar

February 3, 2007

· Fan rewards UAE striker with two camels

February 4, 2007

· Robot nabs naked fugitive in freezing Seoul sewer
· Dead pets into diamonds
· Actor saved in filming accident: it's a wrap
· Getting fabulous hair takes a bit of bull ... semen
· Meth Users Turning To Urine To Get High
· Thief caught by false teeth
· First hair wash for 26 years
· 3 attacked with saw at nursing home
· Fake Employer Took Women's Urine Samples
· Sword-swinger terrorizes shoppers
· Hospital workers accused of taping babies' mouths shut
· Yale in a Lather Over Steamy Showers
· San Francisco hesitant about S&M studio
· Town fed up with loose cattle; butcher on the way
· Chewbacca arrested
· Man loses 114 pounds drinking beer
· Dutch Gym to Introduce 'Naked Sunday'
· NFL oks Super Bowl viewing in churches, as long as no one pays
· Coach fired for 'check manhood' comment
· NFL plants trees to offset Super Bowl emissions

February 5, 2007

· NYC Ticket Says Man Ran Light in Rowboat
· Police say 'lifetime of stealing' led to 47 gravestones in dead man's locker
· Police Computer Winds Up at Pa. Store
· 'Fence Plowing' Is Latest Teen Craze

February 6, 2007

· Detective Fails Drug Test When Wife Put Pot in Meatballs
· Nude Olympics are a go, although the sack race is expected to flop
· Microsoft: Excel under attack, Security flaw affects Excel on the Mac
· Former university worker faces necrophilia claims
· Doctor, Deer Collide on Ski Trail
· Soft porn for bus passengers
· Cat killer gets suspended sentence
· U.S. police say astronaut tried to kidnap love rival
· Vista security "demo"

February 7, 2007

· Zoo to cage humans
· China cable thieves shafted in toxic mine
· Philadelphia could get rubber sidewalks
· New yarn from exhibit of crocheted nudes
· Rare Calgary-bred cranes die in Florida storm
· Dad Accused of Using Stun Gun on Baby
· Apple publishes Steve Jobs' thoughts on iTunes DRMs
· Ticketmaster teams up with iTunes
· Calgary pawnbroker fined $7,500 after charging 200,000 per cent interest
· Police catch pedicure thief
· "Too tired to walk," man steals police car
· ‘Get a Mac’ campaign’s ‘Sabotage’ ad disappears from Apple website
· Man rescued after trying to cross Niagara River to avoid 'bank charges'
· New York may ban 'iPod crossings'
· Apple: No Apple software for Windows yet compatible with Microsoft’s Vista

February 8, 2007

· Man faces 5 years in jail for pointing laser at helicopter
· Partners, rivals react to Jobs' anti-DRM comments
· YouTube investors, founders net millions from Google pact, according to SEC filing
· Man finds fingertip in chocolate bar in Germany
· Chicago Bears fan begins painful name change
· NYC cabbie returns 31 diamond rings forgotten by passenger who left 30-cent tip

February 9, 2007

· Man Charged With Child Neglect For Bringing Baby To Drug Deal
· The People’s Magic Bus
· Apple offers online business Mac seminar
· EMI mulls offering music without DRM
· Engineer: GPS shoes make people findable
· Colleges in Malaysia to offer Toilet Cleaning 101

February 10, 2007

· Advanced Weaponry in the Pipeline
· IT Whodunnit: 911 computer system breach pinned on Pa. coroner
· Huge Sharks Attack, Sink Boat Off Florida Coast

February 11, 2007

· Scot Finnie switches to Mac from Windows
· Bank returns marijuana deposit
· Gunman shoots two passers-by in a bout of 'pavement rage'
· Biting words on Apple come back to haunt Dell
· Parallels: "We won't virtualize OS X until Apple says so"
· Apple sends cease and desist to "iPod Monday"
· Pilot mistook road for runway
· Fake marijuana plants for your windowsill
· Brazilian Uses Rocks, Knife to Save Grandson From 16-Foot Anaconda
· MajorGeeks locals: Syracuse to try to beat North Dakota to snow angel record
· Snorkeler shot after man mistakes him for swimming rodent

February 12, 2007

· Batman wants to sell the Batmobile
· Ohio girls accused of posting fake snow-day notice on school's website
· Viagra sold over counter on Valentine's Day
· Bored wardens shoot diplomat's dog
· School Lesson Has Students Chew Same Piece Of Gum
· Couple Charged With Having Intercourse In Front of 9-Year-Old Daughter to Teach Her About Sex
· Indiana cat freezes in water trough; is freed by buckets of hot water
· Performer at schools faces child porn charge
· IBM unveils Open Client apps that run across multiple OSes
· 'Space potatoes' grown from mutated seeds latest food fad in Shanghai

February 13, 2007

· Robber foiled when workers don't believe him
· Sex museum makes HIV lessons fun
· Online ads: the lovers' lost and found
· Spanish prison offers family cells for couples with children
· FBI reports 160 laptops lost or stolen
· 40 Tons of Cow Intestine, Spilled by MP3 Distraction
· Mom Allegedly Leaves Kids in Car to Tan
· Jail me, chocolate-eater urges
· Prisoners of love - Web site offers captive dates
· Thai teens keen for Valentine's Day sex

February 14, 2007

· Vertical fireplace from Cyclone
· Ultimate Valentine's gift
· Card makers capitalize on 'anti-V Day'
· Foot found at Va. landfill is apelike
· Bear outside window startles woman -- and vice versa
· Scientists to save 5,000-year-old embrace
· Britons ignorant about sex, survey reveals

February 15, 2007

· Restaurant offers skinny models free meals

February 16, 2007

· Swiss officials want to spread sunshine
· 'Bullwinkle is going to stomp somebody'
· California pastor faked documents, stole the church and then cut a deal
· China sentences man to death in ant fraud case
· Stowaway squirrel grounds jet
· Propane-powered car unsafe
· Paraguay swallows tall tale of husband-eating boa
· Officials paint mountain green
· Cat adopts abandoned Rottweiler puppy
· The Atlas Rope Ascender -- don't tell the Mystery Men
· Female Gamers Have More Sex
· Man accused of taking teenage boys on nude snowmobile rides pleads guilty.
· Groomer cuts off dog's ear, super-glues it back on.

February 17, 2007

· Teen charged in drumstick sodomy
· Stuff We Can't Make Up: Verizon Teaming with Justin Timberlake For JT-TV
· Exiled journalists circumvent censors by text messaging
· Horntones makes you the most obnoxious driver on the road
· Firefighter douses flames with snow
· Man gets probation in snake mail prank

February 18, 2007

· Batman sighting puts schools on lockdown
· Sidewalk electricity killed dog, owner says
· Circus clowns in denial about terror they evoke.
· Duct Tape Wallet Kit
· Meteor warning system needed, says panel
· FDA says the Laser Comb actually regrows hair; We lose faith in the FDA
· Man wins $25,000 lottery two days in row
· Tourism official in Victoria defends ad that promises a "perfect orgasm"
· Bridge too far?
· Oregon Elephant Recovering After Veterinarians Remove Infected Tusk With Chain Saw
· Free coffee offered for info on gunman
· Duckling born with four legs
· Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream
· Vail man arrested after offerering ticket scanner marijuana in exchange for a free ski day

February 20, 2007

· Firefighters arrive at burning house; find owner naked, covered in Magic Marker
· Cow dip launches major rescue alert
· Duckling born with four legs
· Sirius, XM to merge
· Eek!: Men flee after seeing 'giant rat'
· Sex in fast lane halts traffic on road
· 12-year-old saves 2 pets with quick actions
· Op is 'turtle' success
· Businessmen break kebab record
· Lawmaker Tries To Ban Naked Lady Mudflaps, No Word Yet On Yosemite Sam
· N.Y. man who was fired for visiting adult chat room at work sues IBM for $5 million
· Man robs one bank, avoids police by slipping into and robbing a second.
· New CMO Plans to Clip the Aflac Duck's Wings
· Mom convicted of using road-rage "McMissile"

February 21, 2007

· Gate 14.....Gate 15.....Gate 16.....
· The Mystery of the Cracked Airplane Windshields
· Fiennes' flight attendant gets sacked on and off job
· Ultralight crash strands pilot in tree
· Brothers killed in head-on collision with each other
· Things to do at home when you are bored
· Croatia probes why Hitler image on sugar packets
· Scalpel left in body for 23 years
· Police in Australia bribe rural children with junk food
· Man returns from visit, trips on corpse
· Islamic spies to snoop on lovers
· Israeli bus passengers tought yoga
· Dog buys his own sausages

February 22, 2007

· Maryland woman, 61, hurt in sled crash
· The blob that's invading Puget Sound
· Japanese Fetish Cafes Cater to Geeks
· Dead dad earns pension from the freezer

February 23, 2007

· DRM-free music being sold at the Canadian download store Puretracks
· Man nabbed for uploading Oscar 'screener'
· USB shot glass: from where else but Russia?
· Man goes for squat thrust record: Atop an elephant
· Airline logo scares superstitious customers away

February 24, 2007

· Brand your bread with skull-and-crossbones toaster
· Fast food chain's stunt irks Florida authorities
· Beaver spotted in NYC
· Two clowns shot dead at circus

February 25, 2007

· CD players blast 'pornographic messages' at Mass
· Thief gets F in planning and driving
· Is your coat fur fake, or is it Fido?
· Brooklyn jury given graphic S&M lesson
· Teenager loses jackpot winnings to mother
· Athletic director takes Gators to new heights
· N.J. town to set barking dog time limit

February 26, 2007

· Woman allegedly shoots at tailgater
· Dominatrix settles marijuana charges that set off Greenbugh sex scandal

February 27, 2007

· Lawmaker Comes Down on Plastic Gonads
· Woman swallowed lover's false teeth

February 28, 2007

· Verizon's V CAST Mobile TV going live March 1st
· Engineers drop concrete balls into mud volcano
· Mom coaches children to fake retardation
· 'Idiot' comment prods Powerball winner
· Prankster puts plastic sheet across road
· Tip leads police to stolen human kidney
· Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity
· German convicted of stealing buffet for 60 people
· Jorge the killer jaguar had mean brother named Osama
· Swiss newspaper says it fell for fake Gucci advertisement
· Trio of alleged burglars ring doorbell (FL)
· Lettuce Safe Keeps Your Jewels Hidden, Healthy