March 1, 2007

· At least 11 killed at kite-flying fest

March 2, 2007

· Egg-laying cows?
· Digidesign ships new Ignition Pack 2 bundles
· Russian Theater Blocks Cellphone Signals
· Lawyer: Chief, Dog Have Same Degree
· Apple to hold special event at the National Association of Broadcasters trade show on April 15
· Teacher cuts pupil's tongue with scissors
· Man tries to cash $50K check from God
· Warlords say it with horses
· Italian woman finds grenade in sack of potatoes
· Rare Wild Animals Offered As Free Ringtones
· Civic leader siphons housing agency money to buy $150K sculpture of a watermelon slice.

March 3, 2007

· Thief Steals Man's Truck, Holds It For Ransom
· Police: Woman used baby as down payment for used car
· Astronaut has 'wasabi spill' in space
· Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein
· Accused prostitution ring leader may sell client list for defence
· Man jailed for stealing women's hair
· Nude photos bring conman down to earth
· British vet punches horse during a "momentary loss of reason".
· Man Blames Burrito For Paralysis

March 4, 2007

· Prisoner caught with grenade where?
· Sword fight ensues after S.C. break-in
· Intel 'hacker' sentence expunged
· Trickster put shark in Austrian river
· Taiwanese set off 8.1-mile firecracker
· Human liver, part of head sent to home

March 5, 2007

· Watching TV while speeding nets $295 fine
· Japan metal thieves steal kids' slides, toilet roof
· £135k cost of impotency
· 911 dispatcher wrong about barbecue house smoke

March 6, 2007

· 'Embarrassed' Gun Suspect Sues Microsoft After FBI Finds Sex Videos On His PC
· Scientists say brain scans used to predict intentions
· California town to try birth control to limit squirrel population
· Ostrich scared impotent with fireworks?
· Women stay home as naked gym opens
· Couple leave son, 3, on plane
· Alaska moose brings down helicopter
· Parents beat up principal over grades
· Off-duty Northwest employee charged
· Strippers offer free shows for missing dog

March 7, 2007

· Dell may offer Linux as alternative to Windows
· Holy Cow! Meat-loving calf eats Indian chickens
· Wisconsin man calls cops to tell them he's having trouble breaking into church
· Naomi to clean floors

March 8, 2007

· Turkey Says “No More YouTube”
· Chinese woman accused of trying to sell panda fur
· Iowa grain silos ice-coated to make winter playground for mountain climbers
· Duke grad builds beer tossing fridge
· New Poll Says Nearly Half Of Men Questioned Have Faked An Orgasm In Bed
· Idahoans call Capitol, and Jesus answers
· Man gives Girl Scout group counterfeit $50 bill, goes directly to hell
· Mixing Jackass, lighter fluid and genitals causes trouble
· Prisoner freed after first hearing in 19 years
· Skinny inmate leaves jail cell through food slot
· Man celebrates weight loss with a taste of sunshine
· Woman allegedly lived with dead roommate
· Alleged Barbie Bandits were strippers, co-worker says
· Woman opens door for man at Pizza Hut, then sues both
· Man steals street sweeper to do doughnuts in the road.
· Judge: Accused child molester can go to Disney World
· AIDS vaccine could be possible in three to four years according to an Atlanta-based group.

March 9, 2007

· Off target golfers terrorize nearby neighborhood
· Bagel shop proudly advertises that its bagels are "like vaginas"
· UK woman admits to "trampoline rage"
· You think your job sucks, ever get a black eye from an elephant penis?
· Students Urinate In Bottles After Tampa High School Locks Down Restrooms

March 10, 2007

· 'Don't put sand on the beach'
· Stolen diamond shows up in prison shower
· Bobcat, rabbit unwelcome passengers in golf cart
· Man chainsaws house in two in divorce split

March 11, 2007

· Want to be a thief? Here's how not to do it
· Farmer falls down drain at safety demo
· Man starts fire cooking meth, rushes to Wal-Mart to buy fire extinguisher.
· Maya to "cleanse" sacred site after Bush visit
· YouTube Folds, Turkey Lifts Ban
· Berserk house cat sends Idaho woman to hospital with more than 20 bite wounds
· Man saves dog with mouth-to-muzzle resuscitation
· Shepherd's delight
· Indian Couple Invite 250 Beggars To Their Wedding Party
· Soul legend James Brown laid to rest in gold coffin
· RIP: Brad Delp, lead singer of Boston
· RIP: comedian Richard Jeni
· Teens arrested after mom's body found in trunk
· Swedish firm proposes using dead chickens to generate electricity

March 12, 2007

· Man rams van into strip club after refusing to pay for lap dances
· Starship Voyager for sale

March 13, 2007

· Israel recalls El Salvador ambassador after he was found bound and drunk
· Artificial blood vessels made from salmon skin
· Mortuary puts funerals on webcasts
· Security forces defuse bomb in chip bag
· NY teacher, animals shaken up in car crash
· Ants test nonviolence of Buddhist monks in Malaysian temple

March 14, 2007

· Viacom will sue YouTube for $1bn
· Chicken fat spill leaves interstate stinky, slippery
· Officials seize alligator from home
· Japanese fisherman dies after whale knocks boat over during rescue attempt
· Politician seeks Klingon votes
· Killer Frogs Threaten Pond At Golden Gate Park
· Trucker wants name to be Ynot Bubba
· Fan Control
· Retired German man rescued after accidentally sticking self to roof
· Raccoon back on fundraiser's menu after a four-year absence
· Naked Man Dies Running From Police
· Lawyer: Man said unicorn caused crash

March 15, 2007

· Man with foreign objects in rectum faces deportation
· Brothel offers pensioner discounts
· Dog eats dentures
· Journalist fined for Pope water theft stunt
· Church to remember turkey with silence
· Phoenix-area TV viewers shocked when news momentarily bumped by hard-core porn
· 'Doc' arrested; cops say he's a phony
· Druken Pole Prunes Penis
· Another dad takes kids to Hooters, drives drunk
· Teen's Stomach Ache Turns Out To Be Gunshot Wound

March 16, 2007

· Wet wine dress grows as 'cave woman' fashion
· Drunk posted himself
· Firefighters rescue young beagle stranded on a mountain ledge in Tennessee
· Apple's iFuture
· Man in UK wins £700,000 with £2 bet
· Cocoa Beach bans couches on beach
· Soccer fans in trouble for "stalking"
· World's shortest St. Partrick's day parade runs only 100 yards
· Man arrested in a McDonald's drive-through lane, charged with drunken driving.
· Wilkes University in PA dumps Windows to go all Mac
· 'Surgeon stole my bum'

March 17, 2007

· Cops: Burglary suspect left behind prison ID
· Polish lace-makers prosper with the thong
· 3 sentenced in castration 'dungeon'

March 18, 2007

· Japan's chief weatherman all apologies after cherry bloom delayed
· Man relieves himself in air-sickness bag
· Malaysian Police Detain 'Midget' Gang
· Teenager driving 93 mph told police he had to get home in time to catch the school bus
· Ryan vs. Dorkman 2 Released
· Fake 'trees' among ideas to fight global warming
· School: Dead mouse found in BBQ chips
· Police decline to arrest teens who had a sex doll in their car, say the incident was blown out of proportion
· Lesbian kiss falls flatter than a pancake
· Pet deaths, illness prompt huge food recall
· Judge says both parties in transvestite case have serious credibility issues
· Parents in Scotland under fire for driving children to school instead of walking
· Earthmen rule against moon real estate bid
· $206 Mil In Drug Money Seized From Mexican House

March 19, 2007

· Theft of M&M's and Twizzlers escalates into murder by salsa
· Toilet Fumes Gas Sailors
· British Airways passenger told to "get over it" after corpse is placed next to his first-class seat
· Rustlers gave cows wellies
· British government to use converted shipping containers as cells

March 20, 2007

· Ambulances in Australia go jumbo
· Sex educator uses a cinderblock dangling over a students genitals to demonstrate condom failure
· "Dead" man returns home after two years
· Judge in Anna Nicole Smith case accused of smoking pot in Hollywood park
· Crocodile, lizards stolen from Australian animal center continuing the work of Steve Irwin
· Elderly woman shot 5 times, survives
· Blind auto mechanic hires deaf assistant
· Detroit pastor claims his $3.65M mansion as church donation to himself
· From "things you saw coming a mile away": U.S. military stretched thin by Iraq war, ill-prepared for other conflicts
· Bosnian man faked his own death just to see how many people would attend.
· Famed "natural mineral water" baths in Saratoga diluted with tap water for the past two decades

March 21, 2007

· Rich Guy Converts Indoor Pool to Home Theater
· Hooters heading for Holy Land
· Giant falling concrete slab: 1 - new BMW: 0
· Animal-rights activists want zoo’s baby Polar bear killed because it relies on humans
· Funeral procession breathalysed
· Apple officially announces AppleTV shipments
· Apple nabs entire Elton John catalog exclusively for iTunes Store
· iTunes Store also adds Jethro Tull’s complete Chrysalis music catalog
· Oops! Computer tech wipes out Alsaka info on $38B fund

March 22, 2007

· Ukraine arrests Belarus rowers for illegal entry
· Teen rides ice chunk in Mississippi River
· Skull and bones found on Chicago golf course
· Chopin's piano found in English country house

March 23, 2007

· Chess champ, 15, found with nightclub dancer
· Man Found Dead, Naked Inside Owl Cage
· Council in London bugs cans of baked beans.
· Brando's Estate Sues Furniture Maker

March 24, 2007

· French government releases 100,000 pages of UFO files

March 25, 2007

· Miami: Homeless Sex Offenders Told To Live Under Bridge
· Singleton advertises for tomb-mate
· Mouse taunts man, makes off with his dentures
· Prescriptions written in Crayons filled by Pharmacy
· Breast implant demands force order upsizes
· Man decides to sign off from internet chat room by hanging himself live on webcam
· Couple finish a seven-year crawl of every British pub with Bell in its name
· Pet store employee injured trying to save a duck from danger
· World's Biggest Railway Model (Pics)
· Macworld Video: Exploring Apple TV
· Apple TV digital multimedia receiver / HDD recorder @ CNET
· Rocketman takes to the skies
· There are some things duct tape can't fix, like a screaming 6 year old, or this bus driver's career
· Brazilian housewife convicted of killing, frying husband
· Weekly paper fills mug shot hunger
· Maasai's arm around supermodel, mind on goats
· 'Simulated sex' ruled not serious

March 26, 2007

· Police seize cars housing vicious rats
· Crossing the (fake) border
· Teenager killed at same spot where his friend died in accident just hours earlier

March 27, 2007

· Toadzilla seized in Australia
· Woman Mauled At Central Florida Dog Show
· Lost Lab brothers meet at dog daycare

March 28, 2007

· Michigan ponders sewage disappearance
· Owner: Dog saved me with 'Heimlich'
· Montana town being overrun with tumbleweeds
· Police find 60 sheep living in man's house
· Daredevil condemned for escalator stunt

March 29, 2007

· Dutch court makes hash tax deductible
· Woman found with 3 crocodiles strapped to body
· Student Killed, Burned On Patio Grill
· German mother and daughter row over diamond-to-ashes plan
· Mudflap Man Stickers, For The Equal Opportunity Offender
· San Francisco Leaders OK Plastic Grocery Bag Ban
· Single women reach orgasm 'more often'

March 30, 2007

· Peculiar machine falls to earth in Somalia, killing one camel and freaking out the locals
· 11-year-old boy finds Santa's watch after it was lost in sea ice at the North Pole
· iTunes Introduces Complete My Album
· S.C. man helps motorist, gets robbed
· Charges dropped In goat spray-painting case
· Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident
· A five-year-old boy has survives nine-story fall, leaves quite an impression (pic)
· Author on a quest to find out what constitutes virginity

March 31, 2007

· For Women of All Ages, the P-Mate - Do It Like The Boys Do!
· Marines ban big, garish tattoos
· Parrot smuggler in a flap
· President Bush tours Walter Reed, says he appreciates that soldiers have Apple Macs
· Apple to Offer Major League Baseball Video Highlights on the iTunes Store
· Apple iJet: If Apple Got Into The Private Jet Business
· Greece Suspends All Team Sports After Volleyball Fan Is Killed
· NY prosecutor: Mobsters used strip club for training
· Prisoners 'drunk on Marmite'