May 1, 2007

· Science seeks how long bells bong
· Ancient camel bones found in Arizona
· Underage man tries to buy beer with prison ID
· Bull wanders into garage, attacks car

May 2, 2007

· Man uses home incinerator to burn his bodily waste
· Deadbeat dad fleeing cops gets stuck jumping across rooftops
· Man slept through multiple stabbing
· Apple overhauls ProCare, adds One to One, Personal Shopping services

May 3, 2007

· Eatery offers 500 tacos as reward for theft tip
· IDG's Colin Crawford denies favoritism toward advertisers

May 4, 2007

· Panasonic puts the "pet" in hot carpet
· Stolen wallet turns up at Boston demolition site 56 years later - to the day

May 5, 2007

· Hairy stone on sale

May 6, 2007

· Robbers glue victim to exercise cycle
· "Rice Krispies" noise in boy's ear turns out to be nesting spiders
· Mourning man lies in own grave, and waits to die

May 7, 2007

· Brush fire blazes through cemetery. Hundreds are feared dead

May 8, 2007

· Brand new coronary ward in hospital kills 8 patients in just over 2 weeks
· Man tried to sell blank 'money'

May 9, 2007

· Vibrator 'threat to national security'
· Wedding party flees Austrian restaurant to avoid paying bill
· Wisconsin halts station owner's gasoline discounts
· Student tries to make roadkill pretty

May 10, 2007

· Bear kills moose in Alaska driveway
· 'Vengeful' elevator captures Norwegians who were vandalizing it
· British man leaves 11-point blueprint for murder on his laptop

May 11, 2007

· Worries about buzzards, planes prompt Texas State to rethink 'body farm' site
· Driver loses licence after drink with instructor
· Student attacked by giraffe at Lithuanian zoo
· Naked balloon sculpture amuses
· Brawl breaks out in Boston Pops audience

May 12, 2007

· Teen accused of growing pot on vacant property owned by a deputy police chief
· Dressed up dead fawn left near theater
· Apple Sends Out WWDC 2007 Teaser E-mails

May 13, 2007

· Woman dies after being ejected from motorcycle and then struck by ambulance
· 4 fish farm workers rescued from feces tank
· Favre slight trips up GOP hopeful
· Man Suspected Of Killing Prostitute With A Hoe

May 14, 2007

· Man breaks into, then out of prison
· DIY coal miner
· Tenn. teachers stage fake gunman attack on 6th-graders during school trip
· Sex offender ex-husband kills sex offender ex-wife's sex offender boyfriend with samurai sword

May 15, 2007

· Anyone for a fresh toad salad?
· Man injured using screwdriver, hammer to discharge bullet
· Texas man steals $250,000 worth of Skittles
· Florida: Miami motorists win the coveted "GTA Driving Award" for the second year in a row
· Florida: Blind, diabetic wheelchair-bound man upset about slamming doors attacks neighbors with knife
· Apple releases updated MacBooks

May 16, 2007

· Student mugged of his cell phone by flock of angry geese.
· F-35 Helmet Display System To Scare the Bejeezus Out of Enemies
· Train passengers asked to get out and push
· Boys accused of holding up Kansas store with squirt gun
· Rare, Soft-Shelled Turtle Found in Cambodia
· Taxpayers owe $4,110 for slip on banana peel

May 17, 2007

· $130k insurance claim after mosquito accidently collides with Canadian
· Bikini Baristas Mix Skim With Skin
· Florida: After attempting suicide, man drives himself to funeral home for help

May 18, 2007

· Town residents accidentally vote to ban beer sales
· Japanese Dad dumps preschooler in box for unwanted newborns
· Killers wrap victim in Christmas paper
· Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in crash
· School's pet bat tests positive for rabies

May 19, 2007

· Mom makes 'bully' daughter hold up sign of disgrace
· Lottery says ticket may be misprint
· Rescued 4,000 miles from home - by neighbour

May 20, 2007

· Hunt on for 'Chelsea' the Manchester United-hating parrot
· Laundry tumbles with beer

May 21, 2007

· Double-dipping study may provoke seconds thoughts

May 22, 2007

· Hershey sues man who made pot candy
· NZ town names garbage dump after John Cleese
· Office update
· DirectX 10 coming to Mac?

May 23, 2007

· Bay Area Doctor Offers Vaginal Shot To Enlarge G-Spot
· Falling girl saved by umbrella

May 24, 2007

· Man charged with biting off wife's lip

May 25, 2007

· (FL) Florida tries to wipe out cat-sized African rats
· Life savings swept away
· Teen Sentenced for Semen Salad Dressing
· Saks department gets own ZIP code: 10022-SHOE

May 26, 2007

· Runaway train cars crash, spilling beer in Denver rail yard
· Toddler ruins monks' sand design

May 28, 2007

· The World War II Memorial
· Sirius Satellite Radio Boss: 'We Suck Less!'
· TV helicopter camera catches man with mistress
· 5 car pileup caused by driver swerving to avoid goldfish in road
· Florida: City of Deland Won't Fly Flag On Memorial Day Because Of Finances

May 29, 2007

· N.J. beach rules target seagulls, camels, dirty pictures
· Your food or my tusks! Elephant robs motorists
· Man in underwear pins leopard for 20 min.

May 30, 2007

· Florida: Wendy's manager shot over chili sauce
· Organ donor show to go on despite criticism
· Gold bathtub worth nearly $1 million stolen from Japanese hotel
· Man found underground, took 2 years to build bunker
· Woman unwittingly rescues injured bobcat

May 31, 2007

· Woman takes 1,500 mile trip to Greece - in a taxi.
· New Loch Ness monster video surfaces
· Bosnian in legal row over cow falling in mass grave