June 1, 2007

· Woman mistakes subway for underground car park
· Couple sue Wal-Mart over slip in vomit

June 2, 2007

· Off-duty cop shoots daughter sneaking back into house
· Original pink flamingo lawn ornament being reborn
· Man falls off balcony in spitting contest
· Cop sues McDonald's over slimy McChicken

June 4, 2007

· Pole wakes from 19-year coma in democratic country
· Researchers unearth 2,100-year-old melon in Japan, preserved in vacuum state
· Belgian military deployed to combat caterpillars

June 5, 2007

· Apple Updates MacBook Pro
· German impaled on plunger
· S. Korean bank to help dumped soldiers

June 6, 2007

· Ringtones used to trap stray leopards
· Dutch students develop powdered alcohol
· Man blames health drink for marathon erection
· Man makes woman fill his SUV with gas

June 7, 2007

· Stolen keys delay start of Poland's Afghan mission
· Squirrels accused of taking cemetery flags
· Windfall a dead loss

June 9, 2007

· Pantyhose Save Alleged Robber Dressed As Woman
· China rejects US food imports for not meeting quality standards.
· Florida: "Old People Suck" Sign Upsets Seniors In Orlando
· Florida: Woman Finds Dead Man In Yard Wearing Ski Mask
· Green blood shocker
· Tattoos, big bottoms a no-no for Beijing Olympic hostesses

June 10, 2007

· Tit okay, but cock is out
· Florida: Deputy awakened by noise in his home, mistakes his leg for intruder

June 11, 2007

· Small plane bombarded building with toilet paper, paintballs
· Chinese cat grows wings

June 12, 2007

· Apple Unveils Near Final Mac OS X Leopard
· NYC medical examiner says muscle cream killed teen runner
· 'Hiccup Girl' believed to have run away: Fla. police
· Teen: Toilet water cleaner than fountain
· Deaf dolphin gives birth in Fla.; scientists hope to teach offspring how to vocalize
· Horny sniffer dogs get fired
· Roadkill art for sale

June 13, 2007

· The wurst new flavors you can imagine...
· Job seeker rejected due to "racist dog"

June 14, 2007

· Robber caught - by mum
· City of Seattle may ban microwave popcorn
· Man Tries Escaping Cops By Dangling 23 Stories Up
· Poachers kill one of last two white rhinos in Zambia
· Florida: Flying fish knocks woman unconscious
· Florida: 14 year old drug dealer tries random telemarketing. Fails

June 15, 2007

· Safari for Windows Downloads Top 1 Million In 48 Hours
· Hawk, Escaped Lamb Roam NYC Streets
· Weapon fragment from 1800s found in whale
· Japan to open first nursing home for its aging dog population
· Virtual world litigation for real
· Man Gets 2 DUI's in Day From Same Cop, Shows up Drunk at Arraignment

June 16, 2007

· Man attacked with swordfish snout
· New Orleans recovery plan calls for a $3.5 million Katrina memorial
· Robin Hood bank manager
· Man believed to be 'Cream of Wheat' model finally gets tombstone
· Teacher accused of bugging colleague's classroom

June 17, 2007

· Baby Monitor Picks Up Video From NASA
· Florida: Cop Interrupts Pair Having Sex on Crane
· U.S. releases video after woman says son's cup prompted tough airport response

June 18, 2007

· Activists buy freedom for 3 dancing bears in Bulgaria
· Officials look for cause of orange streak on I-55
· Man says he found snake head in can of green beans

June 19, 2007

· Teen unplugged 'noisy' life support machine
· American in Thailand selling last private island in San Francisco Bay

June 20, 2007

· Hug lands Virginia student in hot water
· Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load

June 21, 2007

· Florida: Man says he was kidnapped, hunted in woods
· Florida: Inmate Uses Bible to Pound Ink Pen Into Eye
· Florida: Teen Steals Fire Engine, with Lights Flashing and Sirens Blaring

June 22, 2007

· Ex-narcotics cop sells DVDs on how to stash pot, beat the law
· 8-Foot Alligator Removed From Basement
· Naked couple fall to their deaths in S.C.
· Man Kills Bear With Log at Ga. Camp Site

June 23, 2007

· Man finds wallet 43 years later, everything still in it!
· Straight Talk: Videotaping Police
· Man Says Salad Stolen From Refrigerator
· Possible 'Mile-Wide UFO' Spotted by British Airline Pilot

June 24, 2007

· Alien lawyer's first case

June 25, 2007

· Chainsaw whipped out during street fight
· Five people killed by falling billboards

June 26, 2007

· Illegal Immigrants Given Red Bull Before Dash Across Border
· Swedish court upholds right of convicted sex offenders to read porn in prison

June 27, 2007

· Apple climbs to 4th highest notebook sales
· Edinburg firefighters inhale too much pot smoke during blaze
· German driver swallows false teeth
· Black lab drives owner's car into river

June 28, 2007

· Barber stabs second customer with scissors
· Woman saves self after taxi driver dies
· Wis. man accused of stomping pet fish
· Injured coyote chases Orrington woman mowing lawn
· iPhone at the Apple Store

June 29, 2007

· Michigan potato queen sacked
· Florida: Man's headache mystery solved by a bullet
· Worker slept in cupboard for 8 months

June 30, 2007

· Porn movie thief on the loose
· Man pays $4.88 for plasma TV at Wal-Mart
· Apple's much-hyped iPhone has finally gone on sale in the US.

July 1, 2007

· Court orders feds to seize half a house
· Couples to wed at 99¢ Only Store
· Man punches 'rude' drive-thru clerk