July 1, 2007

· Man Caught Driving Bumper Car Down The Street
· Border fence accidentally built on Mexican soil

July 2, 2007

· Couple in two vehicles hit same deer
· Man takes wallet from unconscious roommate at crash, goes on spending spree
· Dead Airman's Affidavit: Roswell Aliens Were Real
· Critical upgrade for RealPlayer
· John Smeaton - Hero
· John Smeaton - Buy This Man A Pint!
· You Say You've Never Stolen Anything...

July 3, 2007

· Stoned again? Oh, deer...
· Price of machetes drops after elections
· Taxi driver with sick wife, overdue rent returns lost $17,000
· Phone sales on opening weekend more than first month sales of any other AT&T devices
· North Carolina fisherman reels in a piranha
· Store Video Captures Five Shoppers Stepping Over Dying Stabbing Victim
· Woman says man dreams of another; hits him with phone

July 4, 2007

· Dead camel found near Swedish highway
· Man survives after nearly being sucked out of plane
· Drunk takes a free bike ride on car roof
· Pair steal Brazilian girl's hair

July 5, 2007

· Dog believed to have drowned found alive
· Beer makers say more kegs disappearing as metal prices rise

July 6, 2007

· Florida: Man broiling mad after friend stabs him with a catfish

July 7, 2007

· Indonesian VP endorses using marijuana as a cooking spice
· Ice cream turf war ignited, police say
· Bologna used to catch N.C. alligator

July 8, 2007

· Taiwanese chef blamed for serving twitching fish
· Dinner Guest Finds Bodies in Freezer
· 50 glorious years of `kill da wabbit'

July 9, 2007

· Robber disguised as tree hits bank branch
· Iron Crotch Kung Fu!
· Vista sales going in reverse direction
· How to run Safari Beta Securely
· Gator vs. truck crash called a draw

July 10, 2007

· Missing staple lets murderers appeal
· Runaway 'ball ' causes havoc
· N.L. woman, 87, shoots 2nd black bear dead in a month

July 11, 2007

· Online campaign saves Chinese cats from the cooking pot
· Ore. man goes flying in lawn chair
· Unpatched MSIE security vulnerabilities

July 12, 2007

· Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city
· CUPS purchased by Apple, Inc.
· Florida: Farmer Fined For Paying Foreign Workers More Than Americans

July 13, 2007

· Drunk horsejacker leaves two injured
· Police called to find out who's stealing collard greens from community garden
· Porcupines pierce security at Israeli nuclear research centre
· Squirrel 'spies' seized

July 14, 2007

· Homeless man arrested for stealing arms off Pele statue
· Mom uses Popsicle after son falls 2 stories
· Man posing as cop tries to pull over real detective
· Shuttle's Name Misspelled On NASA Launch Pad Sign
· Police baffled by two vehicles that were found covered in butter

July 15, 2007

· The first of the Duck Armada?
· Chopped cardboard is main ingredient in Chinese buns
· Pie assault no deterrent

July 16, 2007

· Japanese soak in their noodles
· Internet Music Video Pits 'Giuliani Girl' Against 'Obama Girl'
· Florida: Sheriff To Trade Athletic Shoes For Guns
· Germany to launch Death Channel
· Military unit mistakenly lands in perimeter of Colo. prison

July 17, 2007

· Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
· Man Busted In Drive-By Zebra Shooting
· Pagans say Homer is pants

July 18, 2007

· Florida: Man calls 911 to save him from police
· Dallas officer shot by his own Taser
· Rugby league player carries opponent's embedded tooth for 15 weeks
· Betel nut-flavoured condoms come out tops in India
· Oops: Mass. firefighters cut holes in roof of wrong house in training drill

July 19, 2007

· Mum hooked on pet boxer
· Woman returns home to find dead burglar
· Woman Accused Of Killing Neighbors Over Bad Cookies Found Insane

July 20, 2007

· Ben & Jerry's delivers Homerific ice cream
· Man disagrees with pastor's sermon, proceeds to stab him and 4 others.
· Teen Buys PS2 on eBay, Receives Heap of Cash Instead
· Zoo faces charges for selling animals as food
· Bad Prank: Nails Dumped Onto Sand Volleyball Court
· Rage against road crews forces total highway shutdown

July 21, 2007

· Robbers take the pizza and wings, leave the money
· Montana man says he found fried mouse in potato chips
· Driving instructor tells student 'boobs would make a good mobile phone holder'

July 22, 2007

· Gang Kidnaps Gamer to Get Password Using Fake Orkut Date
· Do fish suffer from exposure to Uriah Heep?
· Dogs chase down suspects in break-in at Georgia K-9 training facility

July 23, 2007

· Virginia State Police detonate outdoor weather station because it looked "suspicious"
· Boston Red Sox player being sued for not signing enough autographs.
· Bob the tortoise doing well after attack
· Woman Faces Charges for Kissing Painting
· Feathered fiend
· Thought Different

July 24, 2007

· Duke Network Problems from Cisco, not iPhone
· Mac Goodies @ Lockergnome
· Lightning hits diver's oxygen tank, killing him
· Nude blonde, gold stilettos and a Ferrari..
· Victim and thief meet again at bookstore

July 25, 2007

· Tiny dog saves baby from rattlesnake
· Beckham's 'roo shoes endangered in California
· 'Compliment machine' praises pedestrians
· Lottery winners buy new knees
· Anger management instructor charged with domestic battery.
· Captain and crew member jump in to save drowning man while tourists videotape.
· Apple Posts $818 Million Profit for 3rd Quarter 2007

July 26, 2007

· Mummified remains of child found by contractor in ceiling of Toronto home
· U.S. gov: "You boys just kneel down. This nuclear bomb may sting a little"

July 27, 2007

· 'Dead' woman opens door
· John C. Dvorak Reviews Mac vs. PC - Winner: Mac
· 70% of Zune owners will switch to iPod or iPhone
· Homeland Security Wants Information About You
· Maid jailed for serving up urine
· Swimming pool and water stolen from yard
· Mummified remains of child found by contractor in ceiling of Toronto home

July 28, 2007

· Men who solicited sex ordered to wear chicken suits
· Accused Grave Robbers Dodge Sex Charges
· Jerry Garcia's speakers and bidet to be sold online

July 29, 2007

· Man arrested for tackling giant sausage
· Hamster rescued from rubbish dump
· Boy hatches duckling from supermarket free-range eggs
· Prankster dentist wins case over fake boar tusk implants
· Man dies after struggle with Phoenix police during exorcism

July 30, 2007

· Thief battered in fish shop
· Gator Found in Pillowcase on NY Beach
· RIP: Late Night Talk Show Host Tom Snyder
· Paris Hilton loses $60 million inheritance

July 31, 2007

· Secret bank manual tells how to avoid giving charges back (unless the customer is dying)
· Florida: Giant Jumping Fish Striking People At Record Pace
· Sunday in the park -- with needles
· Woman of 108 told to wait 18 months for hearing aid
· Sightings of mysterious giant bird continue in San Antonio
· Artist draws portraits of the dead using their ashes