May 19, 2009

· Majorgeeks Locals: Teacher arrested for robbery
· Defying The Paws Of Gravity: Meet Spider-Cat
· Nurse stranded after dog ate car key
· Woman beaten up over asparagus prices

May 20, 2009

· Google Street View blurs face of Colonel Sanders at every KFC
· Driver Reads Book While Behind The Wheel
· 43 snails on his face? Boy hopes to set record

May 21, 2009

· No kidding, goats die from lack of sleep
· Blood bank for dogs seeks donors

May 22, 2009

· Council refuses to fix whole pothole 'because it only owned part'
· Toddler buys earthmover in online auction

May 23, 2009

· Boy, 6, Takes Wheel After Dad Passes Out
· Acupuncture for pets 'on the rise'
· Burglar apologises for waking victim

May 24, 2009

· Helpful NYC janitor holds cop's gun while suspect being handcuffed
· Cattle rustling on the rise
· Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan
· Buzz off! Bee swarm traps workers in NY game store
· Businessman hunts down thief in his helicopter

May 25, 2009

· Facebook blunder betrays NZ millionaires
· French cop chops off love rival's genitals
· Boat flies out of Maine pond, lands in trees
· Memorial Day's True Meaning

May 26, 2009

· Cigarette bandit wore beer carton as disguise
· Granny's forgotten lotto ticket nets $2m
· Gang busted for prison mobile phone delivery with toy chopper
· Duke could be world's tallest horse after growth spurt
· Man sues Guinnes Book of Records over 'most lawsuits' claim
· Four states adopt 'no-smiles' policy for driver's licenses

May 27, 2009

· Tiger kills keeper at New Zealand wildlife park
· Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

May 28, 2009

· Woman bitten after 'bite me' remark
· Woman accused of stabbing father over bread
· Hungry tiger pounces on motorcyclist
· Russian police find feral girl in Siberia
· Bird uses body as dam to stop drainpipe soaking chicks
· UFO 'saved Earth'

May 29, 2009

· Burglars get stuck in tunnel
· Mexico cartels go bargain gun shopping in Texas

May 30, 2009

· Taiwan confiscates cocaine-laced energy drinks
· Man sought panda sex with teen
· Bike pants dress code for school dances to ward off sex

May 31, 2009

· Strangers who wed in shopping mall TV stunt still together 11 years later
· Egyptian cuts off penis to torpedo marriage