June 1, 2009

· Man, 29, has 21 children
· Giant Feral Pig Ate Cow - Mystery 'Solved'

June 3, 2009

· Tall man's legs cut off to fit in coffin

June 4, 2009

· Jockey switches horses mid-race
· Mighty mouse takes on a hungry leopard - and wins
· RIP: Oscar-nominated actor David Carradine
· Adolf Hitler: Up Close
· "Crunchberries" Are Not Real, Judge Rules
· Adolf Hitler: Up Close

June 5, 2009

· Botox cures paralysed man
· And to dear Peter, I leave...my sausages!

June 6, 2009

· Tetris celebrates 25 years
· Alzheimer's patients to get GPS shoes

June 7, 2009

· Space travel makes you ugly

June 8, 2009

· Lion escapes and swims to school
· Horny rhino falls in love with a car dumped in enclosure as sculpture exhibit
· Ethiopian stowaway found on Dulles flight
· N. Korea Sentences Journalists To 12 Years Labor

June 9, 2009

· Airlines reduce size of spoons to save fuel during recession
· Fisherman hooks 8-foot missile
· The Aliens Are Coming: Sheep In A Circle

June 10, 2009

· Twit blames Twitter for thefts
· Sky rains tadpoles in Japan

June 11, 2009

· 'Best job' Brit already moaning about weather
· Florida: 6 Rookie Officers Fired On 1st Day
· Florida: Ill-timed text message dooms juvenile burglary suspect
· Weed, Booze, Cocaine and Other Old School "Medicine" Ads

June 12, 2009

· Killer sentenced to 33 years in hot sauce case
· Octomom the Musical Opening Soon

June 13, 2009

· Thieves steal Sugar Puffs
· Air Sex contest a virtual competition

June 14, 2009

· Alaska's Rat Island rat-free after 229 years
· Umpire ejects entire crowd

June 15, 2009

· Nude man found tied to a rock, arrested
· Arizona Drunk Drivers Face Arrest at Fast Food Joints

June 16, 2009

· Ohioans get tickets for parking in own driveways
· Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star

June 17, 2009

· Mexico finds cocaine haul hidden in frozen sharks
· Wis. man survives 6-story fall from bank building
· Vending Machines That Dispense Bars Of Gold
· Florida: Man tries to scam $14 trillion from IRS

June 18, 2009

· PETA condemns Barack Obama over White House fly swat
· Zoo says gorilla didn't intend to start a knife fight

June 19, 2009

· Happiest day of the year is June 19, according to formula
· Dad's ashes up for sale on eBay

June 20, 2009

· Northern Lights pictured from space
· Border Patrol says two more Mexican surfers caught with pot on board

June 21, 2009

· Evicted for Easter bunnies? Boulder County woman asks jury to decide

June 22, 2009

· Plant Communication: Sagebrush Engage In Self-recognition And Warn Of Danger
· Soldier home for Father's Day accidentally killed by son
· Man digs 50ft hole to fish - in his kitchen
· EU asks horse owners to pledge not to eat their animals
· Road cleaned by neo-Nazis may be named for rabbi
· Hogs wild: Loose pigs shut down Ark. interstate
· Shot dog bites gunman

June 23, 2009

· Texas strip club Sues 14-Year-Old Exotic Dancer
· Naked man rescued from clothes dryer

June 24, 2009

· Scientists breed burp-less cows
· Cat survives being skewered by a crossbow arrow (with pic)
· It’s lights out for debt collection agency run by felons
· Mom pleads guilty in drunken breastfeeding case
· Homeless Student Heads to Harvard

June 25, 2009

· 16-Year-Old Who is Infant Sized Stuns Medical Experts
· Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats
· New Treatment Filters Bacteria From the Bloodstream with an Electromagnet
· Stoned wallabies make Australian crop circles

June 26, 2009

· R.I.P. Farrah Fawcett Dies At 62
· R.I.P. Pop Legend Michael Jackson Dead at 50
· Man who escaped bull attack in new bovine trauma
· Thief nicked after selling stolen mower to owner

June 27, 2009

· Florida Friday: Weeki Wachee manager fired, accused of sexually harassing mermaid
· Florida Friday: Fascination with crime drives clicks to online mug shots
· Florida Friday: Palm Beacher could be guardian of Michael Jackson’s son
· Florida Friday: Grandma, grandkids selling water at intersections
· Florida Friday: Con Man Weds Wife No. 5, Sex Offender
· Police: Teller recognizes customer as man who exposed himself
· Florida: 70-year-old woman charged with 7th DUI

June 28, 2009

· Man+dog plunged into 'faecal lagoon'
· Pastor urges flock to bring guns to church
· The charms of worm charming
· 6 dead, 118 injured in toy factory brawl
· The elepandas
· Iran arrests eight staff members of the British Embassy
· Man says he'll give teen back his canoe for a case of beer
· Man follows drunk driver, gets into his car, takes keys, holds him for police
· Angry Man Killed Trying To Cut Power Line
· Meet Miss Ellie, World's Ugliest Pedigree Dog

June 29, 2009

· Skier saved from death plunge by Blackberry
· Chinese budget airline plans to sell standing room only tickets

June 30, 2009

· Man had boss killed to save job
· Last supper saves snake
· 757 reports near miss with lawnmower