December 2, 2009

· Man moves mountain to park truck
· Former Miss Argentina dies from cosmetic buttocks surgery
· Swedish 'milkman' loses breastfeeding battle
· Murder Suspect Acknowledges He May Have Gone Too Far
· Chameleon species discovered in snake's mouth

December 3, 2009

· Reverse Cowgirl Is the Most Swine Flu Resistant Sex Position
· Sex-change curse placed on flowerpot thief

December 4, 2009

· Man on 'chicken-licking' charge
· Woman accused of setting fire to husband's penis

December 5, 2009

· Lego gun sighting leads to police takedown
· Prostitutes offer free sex to global-warming delegates in Copenhagen
· Proposed Texas law would bar anyone under the age of 18 from using a tanning bed
· Health and safety Christmas tree to be replaced by traditional fir

December 7, 2009

· The 50 Best Protest Signs Of 2009
· Fake toilet concealed drug tunnel linking Mexico with US
· 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor far from forgotten
· Climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges
· Locomotive made of garden furniture and salvaged train parts taken on public railway
· The 6 Weirdest, Scariest Processed Foods

December 8, 2009

· Florida: Deputy arrested for pointing gun at man having sex with her daughter

December 9, 2009

· Study finds casual sex not bad for self-esteem
· Dad slapped by another patron at Starbucks for ignoring his fidgety baby

December 10, 2009

· Pa. woman who drank herself unconscious sues hospital for resulting leg amputations
· Oscar the bald parrot has virtually no feathers - but doesn't let it get her down.

December 11, 2009

· Woman arrested in grits attack
· City uses crushed glass snow removal product on downtown streets
· Extreme diver Norbert Wu's journey into the Antarctic underworld
· Florida Friday: Officials admit they should've helped woman with 12-foot python
· Florida Friday: Police jail man for rubbing burger in wife's face
· Florida Friday: Woman sprays "Hitler" message on own house to address tiff with homeowners association

December 12, 2009

· Florida Friday: Wildlife officials say: Don't pick up dead bear remains
· WatermarkQue Plus version 1.2.3 now available
· First Peeps store is a mecca for all their 'peeple'

December 13, 2009

· Truck driver arrested for urinating into woman's apartment
· Most Dangerous Natural Infinity Pool on Earth
· Target Cancels Zhu Zhu Pet Order Placed In September, Ruins Christmas

December 14, 2009

· Dell tech flashes woman with (her own) jubblies

December 15, 2009

· Teacher Cuts Off Girl's Braid In Front Of Class Because She Wouldn't Stop Playing With It
· 2 women plead guilty in penis-gluing case
· Top 194 Geeky Christmas Trees and Ornaments 2009

December 16, 2009

· Sonic Manager Arrested For Cooking Meth At Work
· Florida: Man killed by a Murder Mystery Dinner Train

December 17, 2009

· 4-Year-Old Leaves House Overnight, Drinks Beer, Opens Neighbor's Gifts
· World's Largest Work Of Art Created With Motorhome

December 18, 2009

· Militants in Iraq use $26 software to intercept live video feeds from U.S. Predator drones
· Man guilty of attempting to have sex with rottweiler

December 19, 2009

· Tragic Shortage of Ugly Holiday Sweaters Threaten to Ruin Several Ironic Parties
· Florida: Naked man damages Christmas decorations

December 20, 2009

· Flight attendants suing over unexpected turbulence
· Suspected thief caught after falling into slurry pit
· Target fires 7 workers for buying Zhu Zhus

December 21, 2009

· Boy, 11, Trapped in Sacramento Costco Gun Safe
· Mobile phone thief caught after answering a call and giving the victim his name and address

December 22, 2009

· Texas Man Says He Found Rat Jaw in Frozen Veggies

December 23, 2009

· Man Impaled With Knife Orders Coffee

December 24, 2009

· Woman calls 911 when husband refuses to eat dinner
· Ohio mom catches young daughter shoplifting, calls cops

December 25, 2009

· Elderly couple marries on Christmas Eve at Glen Carbon, Illinois retirement home
· Yo Pimp My Sleigh: Santa's ride gets a makeover

December 26, 2009

· Inventor spends Christmas with his perfect woman - a custom-made fembot
· Scientists restore eye sight by stem cell treatment

December 27, 2009

· India governor, 86, resigns after 3-woman sex tape
· Sex attacker, 11, secretly sent

December 28, 2009

· Sexy Nerds of 2009
· Tribes buy back America — acres at a time

December 29, 2009

· Residents left in dark after woman drains power supply to light cannabis factory
· Teens discover new species of cockroach in New York City
· Escaped criminal taunts police on Facebook as he enjoys Christmas on the run

December 30, 2009

· Police officer taserd man 11 times while he was having diabetic seizure

December 31, 2009

· TSA subpoenas bloggers, demands names of sources
· Parents to be banned from parking near school gates to tackle childhood obesity