January 1, 2010

· Florida Friday: Thief with sweet tooth steals $40K in cheesecakes
· Florida Friday: Wife chokes husband for not sleeping in same room as her
· Florida Friday: Community wants to evict 6-year-old
· Florida Friday: Man accused of shooting stepson in chest to teach him a lesson

January 2, 2010

· Man 'buys' $3billion CD-ROM on Amazon - just to see what would happen

January 3, 2010

· Cigarette-smoking teen burned while siphoning gas

January 4, 2010

· Florida: Man uses baby as taser shield
· Police: Man killed father over card game

January 5, 2010

· I'll kill top horse, warned punter who'd forgotten to place his bet
· Joan Rivers bumped off flight in Costa Rica when gate agent finds passport suspicious
· Pair suspected of stealing cavity fillings
· TSA Takes Play-Doh From Child

January 6, 2010

· Two men sentenced to prison for trying to steal beer from FBI agent's garage

January 7, 2010

· January 10th is national 'No Pants Day', and you're invited to join the festivities
· Report: Wis. deer hunters shot at fewer buildings
· NM funeral home sued after brain sent home in bag

January 8, 2010

· Man charged with snow blowing while drunk
· Oklahoma boy says mom, her friend beat him over food

January 9, 2010

· Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
· Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
· Rabbit rapist convicted of cruelty

January 10, 2010

· Cops Can Arrest Women for Carrying More Than Two Condoms
· Great granny has plastic surgery to look like Jessica Rabbit

January 11, 2010

· Jellyfish stings fisherman '25 metres above sea'
· Big freeze gives rise to rarest frosty phenomenon: a snow pipe

January 12, 2010

· The fish that got away: 22 tons of frozen tilapia gone from Island port
· Florida: Walmart Greeter Punched By Customer Gets Fired
· Man crushed to death by computer gear
· Anne Frank diary guardian Miep Gies dies aged 100

January 13, 2010

· Playmobil Security Check Point

January 14, 2010

· SpaghettiOs Creator Donald Goerke Dies at 83
· N.C. ginseng dealer sent to prison

January 15, 2010

· 11-Year-Old Reports Mom, Her Boyfriend as Drug Dealers
· Man posed as a Chicago Cup player to steal car
· NC officers find pot growing in buried school bus

January 16, 2010

· Woman sues cemetery that filled plot next to her husband — for the second time
· Texas nuclear weapons plant shut down by duck hunters
· Man Attempts Court House Escape - Through Bulletproof Window
· Kevlar Inventor Dies

January 17, 2010

· Booze for your Boobs

January 18, 2010

· Assault, robbery ends in trip to hospital -- for suspect

January 19, 2010

· Majorgeeks Locals: Man shot, crashes while driving to hospital, charged with DWI
· ABC News/Washington Post Poll: 81 Percent Support Legalizing Marijuana for Medical Use

January 21, 2010

· Majorgeeks Locals: First female trooper to be killed in line of duty
· Supermarket shelf-stacker filmed licking raw chicken

January 22, 2010

· School cancelled after suspicious package, Muppet found
· Man trapped in Haitian hotel collapse uses iPhone app to treat head and leg wounds
· In-Flight Prayer Brings Bomb Squad to Airport
· Fake Cop Arrested During Prostitution Sting
· Florida Friday: Topless bar site close to home for single mothers

January 23, 2010

· Man Dies After Drinking Poisoned Margarita
· Police: Woman says she's eating powdered donut, turns out to be cocaine

January 24, 2010

· Florida: Clearwater woman called 911 saying she was tired of her husband
· The Snowman Killer of Crawley
· Men to file $2M suit after being arrested for 'crack' that was really candy

January 25, 2010

· Stuck on the phone, literally

January 26, 2010

· Airport Smuggling: The Weird and Wacky

January 27, 2010

· Child Duct-Taped To Wall
· Police catch Peeping Tom at peep show
· Alabama Anti-Gambling Task-Force Chief Wins Jackpot, Resigns
· 'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US schools
· Apple unveils the new iPad tablet

January 28, 2010

· Pennsylvania senator wants to declare an official state firearm
· Burning bagel empties Portland City Hall
· Man kills brother after arguing over who would use the restroom first
· Man took photos to win foreskin argument, court told

January 29, 2010

· Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover
· Police: Colo. dad ordered kids to bite officers
· Woman bitten by cobra in Maryland mall parking lot

January 30, 2010

· Pastor accused of pulling gun on son at church
· Fire in Houston blamed on inflatable gorilla
· Truck driver chokes on chili and crashes into home

January 31, 2010

· Cop leaves patrol car running, thief steals it
· 'Walmart Of Weed' Opens In Oakland