February 1, 2010

· NM road crash turns into 238-pound pot bust

February 2, 2010

· Dog Shoots Hunter

February 3, 2010

· Cops: Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow
· 'Lost' threesome find their way into Lake Huron
· Pa. woman allegedly hits bus driver with snowball
· Man upset over gas pump drives SUV through window
· New Zealand virgin auctions herself for tuition

February 4, 2010

· Trooper: Deputy locked in dog cage after DUI stop

February 5, 2010

· Donkey can buy platinum dentures
· Man charged with drunken driving after hitting liquor truck outside wine store
· "Gothic Kittens" Cruelty Case: Removing Cats' Testicles Good, But Piercing Ears Evil?

February 6, 2010

· Cow tips man and steps on him at UT campus
· Sledder, 62, hurt when improvised rocket blows up
· Mumbling, fumbling, bumbling robber fails twice
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February 7, 2010

· Wyoming suspect flees into police station
· Religious right selfishly turns boy into pawn in gay-adoption battle
· Oregon Woman Sues McDonalds Over Too-Hot Coffee

February 8, 2010

· Ohio strip club hosts 'Lap dances for Haiti'
· Dead man found in landing gear
· Florida: Woman crawls under train to leave home

February 9, 2010

· Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card
· Man points gun at neighbor over snow shoveling

February 10, 2010

· Florida: Man shoots himself in leg outside of gun store
· Complaint claims mayor uses mute button on speakers
· Man steals ambulance with patient inside
· Man claims Va. deputies beat him for burping

February 11, 2010

· Now that's cold! NYC terrier mugged
· Calif. man allegedly tried to buy boys' urine at school
· Man walks into Wal-Mart, smashes 29 TVs with bat

February 12, 2010

· Lego models of SF landmarks stolen
· Man accused of attacking snow plow driver
· Grandfather charged with DUI while holding boy
· Del. teen found in igloo with pot, bongs, knife
· Florida Friday: Gainesville man charged with telling police dog to sit
· Florida Friday: Woman Gets $15K In Botched Bikini Wax
· Border agents find pot in framed Jesus pictures
· Florida Friday: Man charged with indecent exposure for unzipping at Rehabilitation Office

February 13, 2010

· Russian farmer plants explosives along with spuds
· Police: Woman used hit-and-run excuse when tardy
· Police: Fire charity scammer calls Pa. chief
· Crabzilla: The biggest crab ever seen in Britain... and it's still growing

February 14, 2010

· Pa. police: Priest caught buying cocaine
· Love stinks! Minn. farmer creates manure valentine
· Otter mistaken for drowning snowmobiler in Maine

February 15, 2010

· From hypersexuality to sluggish cognitive tempo disorder: The new excuses for being lazy
· Deputies: Woman Drove Drunk To Visit Jailed Inmate
· Czech doctors left foot-long instrument in patient

February 16, 2010

· Ohio man furnishes extreme igloo with TV
· Microsoft replays Zune design for phone comeback
· Police: Robin Hood charged with identity theft

February 17, 2010

· Hitman-driven Lamborghini, Ferrari F430 crash in South African wedding debacle
· Americans are 'most attractive' people in the world, poll finds
· Calculate the Speed of Light by Melting Chocolate
· Starship pilots: speed kills, especially warp speed

February 18, 2010

· Iowa man says 'Samaritan' made him withdraw cash
· Man accused of brandishing box-cutter found in box

February 19, 2010

· Cuba asks its mules to raise a hoof and be counted
· Md. lawmaker: Ban first-cousin marriages as unsafe
· Florida Friday: Wife jailed after fight over husband urinating on the floor
· Florida Friday: Man punched girlfriend for not waking him up in time
· Florida Friday: Woman tells deputy 'I'm waiting for the real cops to tell me to leave'

February 20, 2010

· Vt. clerk foils robber with 'Let me call my wife'
· Udderly awesome Holstein sets production record
· Police: Man rides on car hood in his underwear

February 21, 2010

· Man arrested for arson after bragging about blaze
· Mpls. thinks woman's $1,600 water bill is correct
· Lockerbie bomber Megrahi living in luxury villa six months after being at 'death's door'
· America: Laziest Country on Earth
· Newsweek 1995: The Internet? Bah!

February 22, 2010

· Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog
· Man Fleeing Crash Falls Off Cliff

February 23, 2010

· Cops: Man asks for ride, allegedly steals cruiser
· Thousands give last rites to dead whale in Vietnam

February 24, 2010

· Puppet cleavage a no-no for Colo. bus shelter ads
· Man with holstered gun rides horse to church
· Woman says her love handles saved her life
· Flying spaniel survives 300-foot fall off UK cliff

February 25, 2010

· Bikini barista charged with public exposure
· Driver with gas hose dangling from truck arrested

February 26, 2010

· 80-year-old burglar gets 3 years in Calif. prison
· NC man violates probation to appear on Springer

February 27, 2010

· Air mail: Crews search wilderness for mail bags
· Ala. man attacked with Worcestershire sauce bottle

February 28, 2010

· 5,200 Australians bare all for photo shoot