March 1, 2010

· Miami Considers Ban on Feeding the Homeless Without Training
· Broke, Homeless and Now a Culinary Star

March 2, 2010

· Driver in doghouse after walking pet while in car

March 3, 2010

· Mad emu attacks deputies along El Paso freeway
· Ky. deputy tries to shoot his way out of cell

March 4, 2010

· Patients try to keep appointments with jailed doc
· Some unhappy with bikini ad for Perky Cups coffee

March 5, 2010

· Police say cook put body hair in cop's sandwich
· Escaped Wash. inmate caught sinking in Moses Lake
· Cop stops go-cart, arrests man on drug charges
· Man OK after steering wheel pops off while driving
· Mass. mortuary hopes chili cook-off brings 'life'
· Florida: Elusive monkey dodges captors, defies darts
· British helicopter pilot shot between the eyes but keeps flying to save 20 soldiers

March 6, 2010

· Utah man determined to get arrested gets his wish
· Lawyer Threatens Suit Over Coat He Left In Airport
· Kindergartner suspended for making gun with hand
· No oath _ no conviction, Mich. court says

March 7, 2010

· Woman Sues Over Botched Boob Job, Doc Adds Two More Breasts
· Men Fight Over Parking Spot At McDonald's
· German police summoned over forgotten vibrator
· Judge sues Sam’s Club claiming customer service dispute led to confinement at mental health facilities
· Couple starves real child while raising virtual one
· Police: Woman again tries using cabs to steal TVs
· Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer
· Granny camps out 43 hours for grandson's ice cream

March 8, 2010

· Mich. man charged with performing circumcisions on adult males without a license

March 9, 2010

· New Zealand woman sells souls to highest bidder
· Police hunt for Teddy Roosevelt walrus tusk thief

March 10, 2010

· NYC chef creates breast milk cheese
· Pet shop owner claims fish is 43, weighs 20 pounds
· Pa. suit: Bank wrongly repossessed home, took bird

March 11, 2010

· California robber holds up 11 people, gets $6
· Burglar uses church equipment to view porn
· Ex-street fighter, 60, turned into a fanatical artist by a brain haemorrhage that physically altered his mind
· Vallejo teen shoots his own testicles

March 12, 2010

· Cops: Man copies key on test drive, steals truck
· PETA offers anti-meat trash cans for Colo. parks
· Forida Friday: Devotees of man say they ingested snail mucus

March 13, 2010

· Police: Man, 77, ate hidden pot stash in squad car
· Neb. man too drunk for DUI sentencing
· NYC funeral home van towed with body inside

March 14, 2010

· 10 Most Alien and Weird Places on Earth
· What a stag do: strippers, booze, Auschwitz
· Man Tries To Pay For Crash With 'Last Tree In The Universe'
· WWII Women fliers finally recognized 65 years later

March 15, 2010

· Former Toronto Humane Society supervisor charged with two counts of animal cruelty
· Cabbie shrugs off bullet wounds, subdues robbery suspect
· Chinese Fluoride In Mass. Water Raises Concern
· Girls ordered to spend weekends with sex offender father
· Cops: Car thief passed out drunk at wheel

March 16, 2010

· Green Bay's most stolen street sign? Mullet place
· Woman allegedly hits sister with toilet tank lid

March 17, 2010

· Mass. dentist used paper clips in root canals
· Hurt dog shows up at New Mexico emergency room
· Thief replaces stolen car wheels with worn tires

March 18, 2010

· Man accused of disabling cars over the internet
· DIY Steve Jobs Cheese Head
· Sleeping man shocked after cold man jumps into bed

March 19, 2010

· Cops: Burglar logs into MySpace on store computer
· Passers-by call Colo. police over topless gardener

March 20, 2010

· Spurned husband who torched £250,000 home to stop estranged wife winning ownership died in blaze
· Trainers invent new toothbrush for killer whale
· The CEO Stagecoach; Hummer 2 converted into a stagecoach

March 21, 2010

· Man shot at Colorado Gun Show
· Part 3: Stripper mobile back on the streets in Tampa (New video)

March 22, 2010

· Mich. fugitive found in Pa. bar in hospital gown

March 23, 2010

· Alaska teens' pizza heist brings out SWAT team
· ‘Trapped’ by police, woman calls 911
· Thieves sentenced after boasting on TV show
· Man Wanted For Trying To Buy A Child On Internet
· Blood Falls in Anarctica

March 24, 2010

· New Orleans ranks No. 1 in penis size while Baltimore fails to make the list
· School that has allowed its pupils to start the day an hour later says it has seen absenteeism decline.
· Zoo investigates dismembered giraffe
· X-ray of Chinese teenager with 10-inch knife embedded in his head
· Man Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail
· Judge: crime victim 'invited attack by flaunting wealth'

March 25, 2010

· Would-be teen robber asks clerk not to tell mom
· How the TSA will inspect your monkey

March 26, 2010

· Officer nabs alleged thief who asks for directions
· Florida Friday: Man hoarded snakes, GI Joes, Palm Bay police say
· Florida Friday: Clearwater Prostitution Ring Busted In East Gateway

March 27, 2010

· Tale of the tape: Robbery suspect duct tapes shoes

March 28, 2010

· Grocery Store Customer Gives Kidney to Cashier
· 'Witch doctor' fed blind motorcyclist LSD-laced gherkins
· School condemned after pupils left in tears by mock shooting

March 29, 2010

· Boy stabs mom to stop drunk driving
· Police: Father shoots daughter's boyfriend after catching them in the act
· Germans opt for smaller chocolate eggs and bunnies this Easter

March 30, 2010

· Drunk man found in engine of Indian Airlines Airbus
· Florida: Man Makes Bomb Threat To Get Day Off
· Husband Dragging competition debuts
· Jilted Javan teen chops off his penis

March 31, 2010

· Calif. woman gets 6 months for fake breasts heist
· Police: Tenn. man rams car with Obama sticker