April 1, 2010

· Police: Crook with hook tries to reel in cash
· Unpaid Spanish air hostesses strip in protest
· Six Competitive Outlets for Athletically Useless Guys Over 30

April 2, 2010

· Easter Bunny roughed up outside NY sweet shop
· 3-year-old boy drives away with mom's car
· Ore. suspects returning for car make arrest easy
· Man sues, claims he fell after stepping in feces
· Man climbs through McDonald's drive-thru for fis
· Ohio woman gives birth to twins a week apart
· Vt. hotel evacuated after guest uses wrong plug

April 3, 2010

· Woman, 82, crashes into salon, gets her hair done
· Florida: Chef has 9 reasons his octopus tastes better
· Pa. lottery pays $7.77 million after 7-7-7-7 hits
· Duplicate Annihilator - Aperture Edition Version 1.0.2 released
· Colorado woman indicted on terror charges
· Birthday bash for 'dying' Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi sickens crash victims' kin
· Prostitutes sign confuses motorists

April 4, 2010

· iFixit's iPad teardown finds huge dual battery, 512MB of RAM in A4
· Analyst Estimates 600,000-700,000 iPads Sold on Launch Day
· Energizer Bunny To Be Auctioned Off In Beverly Hills
· Teen's airplane engine fails, fly’s under bridge, loses a wing and landing gear, jumps out to stop traffic. Cool.
· Women march topless in Portland without incident
· Dubai jail sentence upheld for UK kissing couple

April 5, 2010

· Errant text to police leads to 3 NY drug arrests
· Apple iPad Day One: 300,000 Sold, 1 Million Apps Downloaded

April 6, 2010

· Robber locks bank workers in vault, leaves package
· Sheriff Arpaio makes inmates pedal to watch TV
· Florida Food-Scam Convict Is Too Fat to Jail
· Early iPad User Complaints: Weak Wi-Fi, Charging Issues @ MacRumors
· Apple iPhone OS 4 Revealed on April 8 @ Gizmodo

April 7, 2010

· Women arrested in UK for taking corpse onto plane
· 6 People Miraculously Survive Vehicle's 700-Foot Plunge Over Cliff
· Brawl erupts in Walmart over Easter candy
· Racing Sausage Collides With Motorcycle Officer During Relay

April 8, 2010

· San Francisco's Meat-Free Mondays gets a shrug

April 9, 2010

· Typo costs prisoner 3 extra years in Indonesia
· Cops: Pa. dad left pot in kindergartner's Elmo bag
· German supplier takes steaks from diners' plates
· Cow spends days trapped beneath Utah street
· Postal workers boycott house after cat attacks
· Police: Man tries to smuggle pot in mowers

April 10, 2010

· Youth accused of sex with donkey
· The brave man’s solution to baldness
· For those about to geek we salute you......With a new t-shirt design and a sale. :)
· Ryanair Airlines announces plans to begin charging to use in-flight lavatory

April 11, 2010

· Revenge of the Nerds: Four Reasons Women Dig Geeks

April 12, 2010

· PIN taped to airport security gate
· For those who cannot see, erotica in 3-D
· Aussies safer in a strip club than a church, figures show
· Tulsa police shoot, kill man who threatens suicide

April 13, 2010

· Florida: Man stalks, kills 6-foot diamondback rattler
· Woman accepts 'Village Idiot' award for hair blaze
· Cat awarded for using paw to warn of gas leak
· Police say meat salesman swallowed marijuana joint
· Adobe releases Acrobat Pro version 9.3.2
· Apple launches new MacBook Pro's

April 14, 2010

· Pair rescued in NC after being buried in marsh mud
· Cops: Drunk horseman rides into crowd on Mule Day
· Man on mower charged with DUI, fishing pole theft

April 15, 2010

· Osprey's fumble cuts power to thousands in Maine
· Police: Man sets home ablaze with pot bong
· Tater not: Deputies find cocaine posing as spud
· Massey Energy tells employees if they miss work to attend funerals of coworkers they will be fired
· Tax Day Deals and Freebies For the Taking

April 16, 2010

· Huge fireball lights up Midwest skies
· Man Says Gun Used In Drunken Foreplay Killed Girlfriend
· Badass of the Week: Aki Ra, Cambodian who disarms landmines with pocketknife and sharp stick
· Florida Friday: Man Accused Of Pointing Laser At Helicopter
· Florida Friday: Trapper trying to catch elusive loose monkey gets death threats
· Florida Friday: Deputies Attacked, Brawl Erupts During Investigation

April 17, 2010

· Pilot asks tractor driver for directions, crashes
· Kan. man who flipped off cop gets $5,000 from city
· Stuck suspect says he was playing hide and see

April 18, 2010

· Python found in Neb. hotel's potty was lost pet
· Topless Colo. gardner wins fight with landlord
· Man to Face Charges of Raping His Step-Grandmother
· Circus Trapeze Artist Falls, Lands On Kids
· Aussie Cookbook Recalled After Recipe Includes 'Freshly Ground Black People'
· First Red Bull Air Race Crash, Perth, April 15, 2010
· Cops: Man Purposely Vomited On Girl At Phils Game

April 19, 2010

· Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
· 'Coco' the inflatable colon erected at entrance to shopping centre
· Man hit by spear while riding scooter
· Locust swarms tops off a profitable time for pizza maker, car wash firm

April 20, 2010

· Pulitzer-Prize Winner Foils Bank Robber With Hug
· Apple's Next iPhone?
· Crocodile forces Australian aerobics class to wait
· Mother of Wis. bride delivers passer-by’s baby
· 8 thumbs up: Quadruplets choose same NY college

April 21, 2010

· Apple earnings soar on strong iPhone, Mac sales
· Skunks, badgers enlisted to control Idaho pelicans
· Security camera in Ohio captures runaway saw blade

April 22, 2010

· Fake IRS agent ordered to pay hotel $55,000
· Earthworms Move in Herds

April 23, 2010

· No thongs for swimmers in 'Mayberry with a beach'
· Police find suspect neck-deep in liquid manure pit

April 24, 2010

· New GE/EK t-shirt design available! For those about to Geek, we salute you. \m/

April 25, 2010

· Band Of Brothers author accused of fabrication for Eisenhower biography
· Workers find runaway teen who secretly lived in Bed Bath & Beyond for days
· Slain principal's home shares tragic past
· Emirates flight suffers air pocket fall, plunges 15,000 feet

April 26, 2010

· Police barred from penis enlargement

April 27, 2010

· Ill. firefighters rescue dog from recliner chair
· Event 'Scares' Customers With Alligators
· Husband forces way into house to 'get some'

April 28, 2010

· High Definition Apollo 11 Saturn V Launch from 1969!
· The 10 Funniest DUI Arrest Videos of All Time

April 29, 2010

· PETA buys ad space on Oregon man's cremation urns
· Retired pastor from Diamond finds unusual diamond

April 30, 2010

· The greatest nature photographs of all time
· Apple unveils iPad with Wi-Fi + 3G