May 1, 2010

· Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra
· German police say pigs find WWII anti-tank weapon

May 2, 2010

· Teacher Caught On Video Stealing From Lockers
· 'Boil-water' order issued for nearly 2 million in Mass.

May 3, 2010

· Stabbing suspect hid in the tank of a portapotty (thanks John)

May 4, 2010

· Stripper accused of committing worker's comp fraud
· Cops: Man awaiting sobriety test takes last swig

May 5, 2010

· Grenada man hauls bucket of human heads to police
· Man's lost luggage found in retention pond
· Rollercoaster thrillseekers left dangling upside for 20 minutes after poncho gets stuck in rails

May 6, 2010

· Mass. church to offer worship services for dogs
· Funeral Home Ordered Closed After 40 Bodies Found "piled up like trash"
· Magnitude 6.4 quake hits southern Peru

May 7, 2010

· South Korean driver earns license on 960th try
· FBI: Ohio woman tried to rob bank with cop in line

May 8, 2010

· HOA nixes 'guard llama,' angering homeowner
· Va. woman, 28, accused of beating boyfriend, 77, with own cane
· Wayward parrot returns home after being tempted with red wine and Pringles

May 9, 2010

· Social media consultant arrested in texting case
· Why the (expletive) do you have a kid?

May 10, 2010

· Alligator chomps wrestler at New Port Richey festival
· LPD arrests man believed to be 'toilet paper bandit'
· Man arrested in Pakistan trying to board plane with batteries and electrical circuit in shoes

May 11, 2010

· It's Official: JOEY BELLADONNA Rejoins ANTHRAX For Tour, Studio Album
· Cops say drunken dad let daughter, 9, drive
· Firebombs target 2 medical-marijuana businesses

May 12, 2010

· Family of four 'swallowed by sinkhole'
· South African woman killed by giraffe kick
· Pair sought in drug store theft take five containers of KY and a bottle of fat burner

May 13, 2010

· Man battles for life after eating slug infected with rat lungworm

May 14, 2010

· Dog on the menu for Chinese astronauts
· Venomous spider bites skinny-dipping tourist on his penis
· Stripper Pole Tax To Benefit Schools
· Woman who impaled breast on door handle had to be cut free by firefighters
· Man crushed, killed by massive bank safe
· What Stormtroopers do on Their Day Off

May 15, 2010

· 37 year old Grandmother (Puma?) arrested for DUI with 3-year-old in car
· Florida boy, 11, wins fireknife competition after learning skills from watching YouTube videos
· FBI files discuss Cronkite aiding Vietnam protesters
· Man finding 101 uses for his ex-wife's wedding dress

May 16, 2010

· Ronnie James Dio passes away at 67 (thank you Ronnie, for being such a true gentleman, and an inspiration)

May 17, 2010

· Farm used in film Twister devastated by real tornado in last weeks storm

May 18, 2010

· Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy, was also used as tool to ignite fires

May 19, 2010

· Workers asked to return bonuses after 16 years
· Hershey sues Williams-Sonoma over cake-pan design

May 20, 2010

· Coast Guard Under 'BP's Rules' Threatens CBS News Team
· Second Grader to Michelle Obama: "My Mom Doesn't Have Any Papers"
· Father, son drown in Lakewood pond while operating toy boat

May 21, 2010

· Woman thought to be dead found alive in Croatia

May 22, 2010

· World’s Largest Car Dealership Has Rooftop Racetrack
· Man says he grew pot to pay attorney for legal costs related to a drug conviction
· Driver stopped for DUI by Tampa fire engine

May 23, 2010

· Buffalo woman killed by train, several hours later a Toronto man is killed by the same train

May 24, 2010

· Evidence that Children Do Not Like Politicians
· South Korea suspends trade with N. Korea
· 10 Most Obnoxious Wedding Themes of All Time

May 25, 2010

· 30-year-old mother could not stomach her husband’s wastefulness and attacked him with an axe.
· School Bus Driver Charged After Child Pornography Found in Forgotten SD Card
· Teen stuck in Melbourne drain 'trying to get phone'

May 26, 2010

· Sleeping Passenger Left On Plane For Hours At PHL
· Over consumption of two-minute noodles puts students at risk of chronic illness

May 27, 2010

· Woman sues over 'hazardous' restroom stall
· Flood of frogs shuts down major Greek highway
· Parents 'organised fights' to settle playground rows

May 28, 2010

· Trucker who watched porn before crash pleads guilty to manslaughter
· Drugs Found in Play-Doh Cups
· Seattle residents asking mayor for nude beach

May 29, 2010

· Mistaken identity: Universal City police seeking white male suspect storm black woman's car
· World Still Awaiting Evidence That Blogger Had Sex
· Police ID woman who shot, killed self while driving on I-10

May 30, 2010

· Most Appropriate Picture Ever
· Close Relationship with Mom Leads to Better Romance Later

May 31, 2010

· Group called National Memorial Ladies says attending military funerals is its duty
· Police: Man accidentally shoots self in testicles