August 1, 2010

· 2010's 25 geekiest 25th anniversaries
· Bet comes good as US moves to end ban on online gambling
· Woman Dies After Silicone Injections to Buttocks

August 2, 2010

· Wendy’s robber complains about skimpy haul
· Arrests sought after burgers, fries tossed in pool
· The hen that thinks it's a penguin
· Sisters jailed after one stabbed her boyfriend for calling her a lesbian
· Former Death Camp Guard Indicted

August 3, 2010

· Mexican Drug Cartel Allegedly Puts Price on Ariz. Sheriff's Head
· Angry mom refuses to bail out teen son accused of car theft
· Jamba Juice To McD: Suck On Our Cheeseburger Smoothies

August 4, 2010

· Half of men steer clear of children in trouble for fear of being branded paedophiles
· Dog eats Rockford man's big toe, saves his life

August 5, 2010

· Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To W.A.S.P. Albums
· Woman marries man immediately after he was charged with sexually abusing her 7-yr-old daughter
· Teen stabbed at anti-crime event
· Man beaten unconscious with vacuum
· Meet the Bodybuilding Neo-Nazi Porn Star Who Embalms Dead People for a Living
· Man stole money raised for dying wish
· Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors, needs $120 license to operate
· Cross-dressers sentenced to 30 lashes
· British X-Files reveal secret UFO study

August 6, 2010

· Women Wakes Up With Stranger In Bed [Video]
· SWAT team requested for violent midgets
· Florida Friday: Bikini car wash not a bust [Video]
· Florida Friday: Man has 'accident' during DUI test
· Florida Friday: Burglar caught breaking into house a 2nd time, claims he was leaving a thank you note
· Florida Friday: Police respond to break-in, find naked intruder asleep on couch

August 7, 2010

· Man breaks into home, opens up garage, holds garage sale
· French man survives 75-foot fall at Grand Canyon

August 8, 2010

· Man survives 12,700-volt power surge
· Milwaukee teachers union files suit over lack of Viagra coverage

August 9, 2010

· Groom accidentally kills dad, two guests after firing celebration shots at wedding
· Weed goes mainstream

August 10, 2010

· Flight Attendant Pops Emergency Chute, Escapes Plane at JFK
· Body run over by 11 trains before found
· Man died in sex stunt with tree
· Man urinated in cups, put them on bar at House of Blues
· Diaper man pleads guilty to fraud
· Fond du Lac strippers cited after dispute over money made from lap dances

August 11, 2010

· Doctor finds plant growing inside man's lung
· Local Dog That Ate Beehive A Finalist For Award
· Whiplash mistress goes

August 12, 2010

· Albino python on cocaine confronts police
· Man demands sex refund from no-show teen's dad

August 13, 2010

· McNuggets Rage Caught On Tape
· How About A Nice Beer Popsicle?
· 'Secret' photos of Rush Limbaugh's wedding now public
· Family in pool when sinkhole opens up
· Make that a burger, fries and a side of Lipitor, please.
· Terrorism fears end tours at Vt. maple factory
· Blunt police form asks Regina citizens if they murdered their neighbours

August 14, 2010

· iPod thief exposes self, threatens clerk with 'flesh-eating bacteria'

August 15, 2010

· Elderly man with walker robs B.C. bank
· Sleepwalker beats sex rap

August 16, 2010

· Wikileaks to Pentagon: "You can't threaten us" @ SkunkPost
· Craigslist Killer suffocated in apparent jail suicide

August 17, 2010

· 'Angry virgin' scores at taxpayers' expense
· Irate law school grads say they were misled about job prospects
· Two Delicious Worlds Collide With Red Velvet Fried Chicken
· New benches are a pain in the ass
· Lost cell-phone caller drives into river, dies
· Report Says Apple to Launch 7-inch IPad by Christmas @ Mac OS Compatible
· The 8 Greatest "Hot Chick" Internet Hoaxes
· America's Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry 'molested' at Star Wars convention
· How to shut your neighbors dog up

August 18, 2010

· Crew takes baby slapped by mom aboard plane
· Legendary carp carks it aged 45
· Doctor freezes man's skull, saves his life
· Dr. Laura Says She's Quitting Radio After N-Word Flap
· Fox on Sex: 5 Ways to Get Your Wife to Have More Sex With You
· Bees trap deputy inside car for 3 hours

August 19, 2010

· Man in banana costume accused of exposing himself and brandishing a shotgun.
· Scots create whisky-based fuel
· Last full U.S. combat brigade leaves Iraq
· Ten or more black bears found guarding B.C. pot farm
· Southern Sudan unveils plans for animal-shaped cities
· Federal appeals court says highways' crosses are unconstitutional
· U.S. Circumcision Rates on the Decline

August 20, 2010

· Invasion of the giant rats
· Man Arrested For Attempted Rape Caught Masturbating During Interrogation
· Chinese boy, 10 months, weighs the same as a six-year-old

August 21, 2010

· French woman buries brother, discovers dead son buried nearby
· Remains of woman believed to be 104 found stuffed into her son's backpack
· 12 Funniest "Oh No" Guy Family Guy Moments

August 22, 2010

· Man 'punches horse in head' in brawl
· English Channel crocodile is actually driftwood

August 23, 2010

· Jacksonville man celebrates 107 years with a Big Mac cake
· Dog in wheelchair scales N.H. mountain
· Minneapolis will pay $165,000 to zombies
· Woman arrested for allowing 12-year-old to drive

August 24, 2010

· Sucks To Find Your Boyfriend Having Sex In Front Of A Crowd Of Parkgoers
· SeaWorld fined $75,000 for whale trainer's death
· Las Vegas man sues Alpine attorney for $38 quadrillion
· 'Pain Beam' to Be Installed in LA Jail
· Legendary bird tracker struck by freight train
· Domino's Delivers Racism To Your Front Door In Under 30 Minutes

August 25, 2010

· Woman who dumped cat in bin given 'police protection' as thousands join Facebook protest group
· Neighbors upset after man opens 'homeless park' on unbuildable lot
· Sheboygan woman, 79, kills rattlesnake with ice chopper
· Maine's former top drug prosecutor found guilty on child pornography charges
· Barbecue biker hits snag
· Chinese drivers sit it out in 9-day traffic jam
· Earthlings are not likely to contact actual aliens, just their robot minions leading the invasion
· Creepy crawlies: Amazing Scanning Electron Microscope pictures of insects and spiders

August 26, 2010

· Possibly tainted eggs will be pasteurized and sold for use in cookies, pet food
· Mother told to clean own room after caesarean
· McDonald's sued over spilled hot chocolate
· Hitler Quoted In School Yearbook
· Fried Beer and Deep Fried Frozen Margarita at State Fair of Texas

August 27, 2010

· Cincinnati driver caught multitasking herself
· Woman's body left in hearse for nine days
· Florida Friday: Rape Victim Runs Over Wrong Man
· Florida Friday: Man tries to steal 6 steaks by putting them down his shorts
· Florida Friday: Mom left 3 kids in hot car while visiting boyfriend in jail, officials say
· Florida Friday: Man Shot Wife During Training For Robbery Scenarios

August 28, 2010

· Army hero who lost a leg in Afghanistan denied a disabled parking permit 'because he might get better'
· Fighter jets 'kill 4,800 chickens'

August 29, 2010

· Bikini-Clad Strippers Take On Church in Ohio
· Man Eating Giant Squid Devouring Fish Stocks
· Church of the Madonna of the Orgasm from being given the same legal status as other faiths
· Ogling women a natural reflex
· U.S. in 1955: 'Nobody is mad with nobody'

August 30, 2010

· Hikers find well-preserved body of American in melting Canadian glacier
· Have a ball at Serbia's testicle cooking contest
· 18 people die while mushroom picking in Italy, in one week, and not from eating mushrooms

August 31, 2010

· FL man claims to be 14 to play football
· Scariest New Restaurant Foods
· The 7 Bloodiest Social Media Battles