September 1, 2010

· Doctor gets stuck in chimney, dies
· Mother of 10 in three-bed council home demands TWO houses 'because we need more room'
· Muslim Group Releases PSA, Promises Not to "Take Over This Country"
· Student who electrocuted his nipples sues teacher...for not warning him it was dangerous
· Chilean miners won't get paid while they're buried alive, claims union official

September 2, 2010

· New type of racing? Three-minute wet and wild ride on inflatable women
· Woman accused of sex with adult son she had given up for adoption

September 3, 2010

· French Teacher Suspended for Spending Too Much Time Teaching Holocaust
· Five Reasons Why Your Sushi Chef Hates You
· Trapped Chilean miner's wife meets his mistress at vigil.
· Apple Seeds Mac OS X 10.6.5 Build 10H535 to Developers @ Mac OS Compatible
· Florida Friday: Still A Virgin? Then Read The Fine Print
· Florida Friday: Woman who lived with dead mom for 14 months trying to save home
· Florida Friday: Man tries to bribe woman to say it was her, not girl, in porn photos
· Florida Friday: Infant found in hot car with passed-out parents (mugshots)
· Florida Friday: Seminole exempts cheerleaders from short-skirt ban

September 4, 2010

· 'Puppy drowning' girl found by Bosnian police
· Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator
· Air Force hero's actions in Laos finally recognized after 42 years

September 5, 2010

· Make All Your Bordello-Managing Dreams Come True Via eBay
· Sales of "Medal of Honor" video game blocked on U.S. military bases
· Man tossed AC unit at cop, prosecutors say

September 6, 2010

· Labor Day History: 11 Facts You Need To Know
· Bladder Lane, Bent Street and Butt Hole Road – the street names that reached the end of the road
· As You Get Older Your Standards Change [NSFW]

September 7, 2010

· Study: Casual sex doesn't kill chance of long-term relationship
· Dinner at 100 miles per hour
· World War Two prisoner of war camp discovered – in plumber’s back garden
· Binghamton mayor fights speeding ticket as a 'matter of principle'
· I've been lard off
· PSA: Don't bring your kitty to a Craigslist... ummmm get together (NSFW)
· Dont take my pot, i was trying to shoot an alien
· Miss Australia's body of good work
· Picture of the day: F22 over Miramar

September 8, 2010

· Two legs, two arms and severed torso found inside shark's belly in Bahamas
· Toilet tours a new movement in Berlin
· Carolina Beach restaurant says "no" to screaming children
· McDonald's Hamburgers Don't Age (pics)
· Army Vet, 80, Busted In Pot Raid; Had Given Names To Plants
· Para-sailing woman, 27, impaled on umbrella after being swept along beach 'like 40mph bowling ball'

September 9, 2010

· Two legs, two arms and severed torso found inside shark's belly in Bahamas
· Police Use Stun Gun On Pa. Man Battling House Fire
· Gamer suspended over name of W.Va. town: Fort Gay
· October 2010 Guitar World magazine - Joey Belladonna in a Majorgeeks T-shirt with Anthrax, Megadeath, Metallica.

September 10, 2010

· 'Miracle' crash landing for Russian jet
· Couple siphoning gas from a Salvation Army van catch fire
· ISP pulls Florida church's website
· Police: Suspect invites officers in, caught with pot plants
· Sheyla Hershey Has World's Largest Breast Implants Removed
· Heidi Fleiss' 911 call lands Nye County DA in jail

September 11, 2010

· First Medal of Honor for a living Afghan war vet
· Fox News uses map of 9/11 body parts to fight ‘ground zero mosque’
· Playboy Model Tries to Exit Jet During Mid-Flight Fright
· Nearly 90 High School Students Shave Heads To Support Classmate with Hodgkins Lymphoma
· Nine years after 9/11, a photo provides some peace. Amazing.
· Happy 113th birthday DWI. 10 drunk drivers caught on video

September 12, 2010

· Police arrest man, then give him bike
· Sauerkraut explosion prompts quarantine
· Best U.S. places to survive the apocalypse
· Armenia produces world's biggest chocolate bar
· Sheriff's department warns parents of Pedo Bear image

September 13, 2010

· Mother obsessed with computer game let her children live in squalor and left her dogs to starve to death
· Pole-dancing 'championship' set
· British surrogate loses Bin Laden's grandchildren after she's attacked in the street
· Majorgeeks mention in Huffington article (Scroll down to Joey Belladonna interview)

September 14, 2010

· Cops: Intoxicated naked woman steals Covington cab
· Woman admits hiding stillborn babies in wardrobe for years
· Doctor Accused of Branding Patient's Uterus After it's Removal

September 15, 2010

· Koran-Burner Thwarted By Skateboarder Has Day Job At A Nuke Facility
· Truck Carrying Squid Crashes in Broccoli Field
· 'Patron saint' of drug traffickers didn't stop 2 from getting arrested
· Amputees gather to hunt doves and swap stories
· Massive fish kill reported in Louisiana (pic)

September 16, 2010

· Woman performed model walk, asked for 'Amanda rights' during traffic stop
· Police: Man Crashes, Tries To Tow Cars While Drunk
· Oregon rescuers dig camel 'Moses' out of sinkhole
· Texas man stung by 1200 bees

September 17, 2010

· Family's Facebook stalker was girl aged 12
· Police: Washington state woman made up acid attack story

September 18, 2010

· 200th Oktoberfest kicks off in Munich
· 1,025 Pound Alligator Caught In South Carolina Lake

September 19, 2010

· Hitler's car gift to Nepal king to be used again
· Police lay charges of libel, obstruction against Calgary website operator
· Limbless man Philippe Croizon swims the English Channel
· Mac Book Cutting Board.

September 20, 2010

· Platypus holds up $70m power project
· Man hits 2 to get parking space

September 21, 2010

· Schools Put Carrot-Only Vending Machines In Cafeteria
· Man arrested after lawmen mistake heart medicine for cocaine

September 22, 2010

· KFC pays college women for ad space on buns
· Deputy in town for firearms training accidentally fires weapon at mirror in hotel room
· Serial panhandler behind bars for 253rd time

September 23, 2010

· Middle-aged blonde teachers 'plied young boys with drink and drugs at summer sex parties'
· Man arrested after picking fight with pet parrot
· Recall for the rich: Bentley replacing ornament

September 24, 2010

· More Than 250,000 British Toddlers Labeled Racists
· Acute pain is eased with the touch of a hand
· Jobless couple demand bigger home for them and their six children

September 25, 2010

· Florida Friday: Fed claims you need a permit to dig in the sand
· Florida Friday: Women Don't Get Food Service At A Bar That Doesn't Serve Food, Claim Racial Discrimination
· Florida Friday: Jessica Duhaime had a severe case of freeloader's rage
· Florida Friday: Palmetto woman charged after encouraging teen daughter to fight
· Florida Friday: Photos Show School Bus Driver 'Texting'
· Florida Friday: Sexual offender found naked in hotel pool
· Florida Friday: 'Calzone mobster' gets 10 years
· Supermarket refuses to sell bottle of wine to father because he has no ID for his 8-yr-old daughter
· 'Blues Brothers' mall to be demolished
· 75-year-old neighbor throws seedpod at pregnant woman, hits her with stick
· Navy Helicopter Pilots Caught Hot Doggin' on YouTube
· Seven elephants killed after being struck by speeding freight train

September 26, 2010

· Footie fan tattoos his penis as tribute to Oz football club
· Samurai sword attack at deli
· Police making 'rescue' find nude bonfire instead
· Poacher killed by great white shark

September 27, 2010

· Mohammed Day Cartoonist ‘Goes Ghost’
· Bikini bandit stripteases to getaway car
· Leaving Your Mark

September 28, 2010

· Bikini girls in 'horse' race
· Government To Sell Naming Rights To Hurricanes
· Listerine fights jock itch
· Meet The Man Who Sneaked Into Auschwitz
· Armed men in black create a ripple at Mineta San Jose International Airport
· Aliens have deactivated British and US nuclear missiles, say US military pilots
· Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff

September 29, 2010

· Artist Makes Kevin Bacon Statue Out of Bacon
· 'Corpse' came back from the dead
· Landmines almost loaded on commercial jet

September 30, 2010

· The Great Bacon Odyssey: Bacorn Dogs!
· Las Vegas hotel guests left with severe burns from 'death ray' caused by building's design
· No kidding: Grown-ups using rubber Silly Bandz to flirt in bars and clubs
· New York Apartment Overrun by Venomous Spiders
· Kids' science kits may take hit from safety ruling
· Mephedrone man died after drinking vodka pint in four seconds
· First World War officially ends on Sunday