January 1, 2011

· Female Chinese students resort to eating roundworm eggs to ensure they look thin for job interviews
· Wife 'snaps,' beats husband with rock for smoking when he was sick
· Former Playmates tell of 'grubby' world inside Hugh Hefner's empire
· DIY Castration
· Iraq Moves to Ban Toy Guns as Play Turns Real

January 2, 2011

· Fire causes evacuation of water ride at Florida theme park
· The Morning Blotter: Naked Chicks and Scooters

January 3, 2011

· The 2010 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup
· Do your kids shower after gym class? Tradition fading away for some
· Dispute Over Cat Leads To Shooting
· Man throws away $12m lottery ticket

January 4, 2011

· Hundreds flock to Cambodian snake wedding
· 'Sanit boozers' vid mysteriously erased
· DNA clears Texas man who spent 30 years in prison

January 5, 2011

· Dead Birds Fall From Sky AGAIN In Louisiana, 300 Miles From Arkansas Incident Days Earlier
· Online, man claimed to be lesbian with cancer
· Cops: Men Used Live Snake In Sex Assault
· US citizen sentenced in 1968 NY-to-Cuba hijacking
· Hermaphrodite dog goes under the knife to become 'female' in rare sex change operation
· Hauppauge food bank to hand out Snuggies
· Bikelash! Cops to crack down on two-wheelers

January 6, 2011

· Mac App Store Now Open
· The 8 Greatest "Hot Chick" Internet Hoaxes

January 7, 2011

· Coroner: Dogs Fed On Owner's Decomposing Body
· Man pulls into Burger King drive-through, asks employee if she would like to "handle his Whopper"
· Family of twins asks high school to change graduation
· Florida Friday: Angry worker sets fire to boss's house
· Florida Friday: Woman spots husband on bank robbery surveillance photo, calls police

January 8, 2011

· Verizon Finally Lands the iPhone

January 9, 2011

· Cameron's home from Ferris Bueller's Day Off for $1.65 million
· Wheelchair user cruises along Conn. highway
· Dallas man sues after what he thought was 'clean' alias lands him in jail for months

January 10, 2011

· Sozzled burglar traps himself inside house he had broken into after downing owner's whiskey
· Unscreened cargo carrying dead dog on flight causes security scare at Newark Liberty airport
· Police: Boiling Springs man bit man's genitals
· Woman Wrestled Fresh Ammo Clip From Tucson Shooter as He Tried to Reload

January 11, 2011

· N.J. Town To Vote On Middle School Drug Tests
· New baby survived twister, crashing cow
· Medical center admits using an unsanitized scope during several patient colonoscopies last year.

January 12, 2011

· Frog hitches ride with snake to flee floods
· Snow present in 49 of the 50 U.S. states
· Bottom's up! Japan's ANA becomes first airline to offer draft beer in-flight

January 13, 2011

· Moose attacks Canadian skier and her dog
· Breast implants catch eye of tax agents
· Seattle officer: I had no 'reasonable alternative' but to shoot woodcarver

January 14, 2011

· Florida Friday: Video, 911 calls detail cross-dressers' pepper spray attack
· Florida Friday: Two men accused of lewd acts at Bonita Springs boat ramp
· Florida Friday: SeaWorld to start up 'Dine with Shamu' again
· Florida Friday: Melbourne woman hid drugs in grandkid's book bag
· Florida Friday: Top cop thwarted child rape case against friend, released from jail
· Florida Friday: Grenades Used As Bookends Blown Up In Neighborhood

January 15, 2011

· New York woman busted for running breast job clinic out of her home
· Substitute teacher punches 2 students and pushes a third, ages 7 and 8

January 16, 2011

· Adults arrested for forcing two 9-year-olds to fight
· Man arrested after attacking beer truck for bringing "poison" into his neighborhood.
· Soldier in Afghanistan disarms twelve IED's within 10 hours.

January 17, 2011

· Lawn mower rage ends race
· Couple Rescued After Sex Doll Rafting Mishap

January 18, 2011

· A 34,000 year old bacteria has come back from the dead and is breeding
· The christening without much Christianity: Anglican church offers 'baptism lite' to attract non-worshippers

January 19, 2011

· Apple Reports First Quarter Results: Highest Revenue and Earnings Ever
· Cops: Aluminum heist foiled

January 20, 2011

· Monk caught with nun's skeleton in luggage
· J&J under fire for tampon supply problem
· Megadeth song saves Norwegian boy from wolves

January 21, 2011

· Las Vegas tourist sues for refund after sex act led to ‘tragic’ arrest threat
· Tucson restaurant to serve up African lion tacos for $8.75
· Sorry, your chair's a, um, tank

January 22, 2011

· Man faces jail after protecting home from masked attackers
· Second-graders engaged in sex acts in class, report says

January 23, 2011

· Sponsor pulls out of Oxford and Cambridge skiing trip after students strip off in the snow
· Santa Barbara officials to realign sidewalk benches so pedestrians can avoid the homeless
· Arlington cemetery urns turn up on auction block
· Octomom's Neighbors -- Every Day Is Hell
· Vietnamese clients wax poetic over ear picking

January 24, 2011

· Department of Homeland Security grants $100,000 to shopping mall for license plate scanning technology.
· R.I.P. Fitness guru Jack LaLanne, 96
· Teen stabs man over stinky feet remark

January 25, 2011

· Packer backer fired for wearing Green Bay tie
· Jesse Ventura sues over body scans, pat-downs

January 26, 2011

· So much for airport security: Man 'smuggled 80 guns into Britain' by hiding them in suitcases
· German dentist orders low-cut dresses for herself and nurses to distract patients as she works on their teeth

January 27, 2011

· Furious driver who failed to remove wheel clamp with axe set fire to his car
· Virginia Lawmaker Pushes Sex Offender Castration
· Breakthrough promises $1.50 per gallon synthetic gasoline with no carbon emissions
· Fish poisoned during burglary
· Pot-firing catapult found at Arizona-Mexico border

January 28, 2011

· Woman claims 'bodily fluid' in yogurt
· Man wanted for murder says he gave self surgery
· Florida Friday: Restaurant strip show gets TV exec arrested
· Text message blows up suicide bomber by accident

January 29, 2011

· Beware Virgo drivers, Allstate data warn
· Creepy Children’s Playgrounds

January 30, 2011

· Man takes wrong vehicle home, it was the same model and the same color — and the key fit.
· Cinelounger CinePetLounger, $1,695 for velvet; $1,995 for leather
· Edgar Mueller: Street Artist, Literally
· Volcanic lightning pictured as Mount Shinmoedake volcano in Japan erupts

January 31, 2011

· Winter Dill-emma: Bergen County, N.J. Turns to Pickle Juice To Melt Snow
· Teacher who advises colleagues on how to avoid affairs with students caught having sex with 16-yr-old.
· Pearl Harbor Survivor Found Living in Filth, Caretaker Arrested