February 1, 2011

· Weather cancels weather spotter class
· Collision coincidence: Car crashes into Tampa office that insures it
· Bill Lohmann: Last U.S. WWI vet approaches 110
· Climber survives 1,000 foot fall
· R.I.P. Bond composer John Barry dies aged 77

February 2, 2011

· Model pleads not guilty in corkscrew castration
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· Mercede Johnston, Levi Johnston's Little Sister, To Pose Nude For Playboy

February 3, 2011

· Bar fight ends with piece of ear bitten off
· Cops Charge 7-Year-Old for Bringing Toy Gun to Class

February 4, 2011

· Florida Friday: Deputies battling 'Pickle Park' perverts
· Florida Friday: Visitors To Zip Line Over Alligator Farm
· Florida Friday: Merritt Island man gets probation, loses boat for killing manatee

February 5, 2011

· Mother banned from taking pictures of her newborn baby at Maryland hospital
· Staten Island attorney and ACS deputy accused of impersonating woman on lesbian dating site
· Calif. man fatally stabbed by rooster
· Stuent calls 911 to ask how much trouble he could get in for growing marijuana

February 6, 2011

· R.I.P. Legendary Rock Guitarist Gary Moore
· Woman locked in Brazil house for 20 years
· Hofbrauhaus sends reporter up a creek with a paddle
· One-third of Florida state parks put on potential closing list after Gov. calls for budget cuts
· Adult only flights: Airlines urged to spare passengers from noisy children
· Surf and turf: Dead cow washes up on Seattle shore

February 7, 2011

· 9 people died during party after starting a car parked inside a house to play music
· One-legged Afghan Red Cross worker set to be hanged after converting to Christianity
· Japanese delve deep in hole-digging competition

February 8, 2011

· Jury finds New York TV executive guilty of murder for wife's beheading
· POLICE: Contractor charged homeowner $107,000 for $10 seawall patch job
· Sheriff: Talking birds scare off burglars in Palmetto

February 9, 2011

· Tenn. GOP lawmaker credits her success in politics to the time she spent working at Hooters
· Quadriplegic man sues Disney after being stranded on 'Small World' ride for 40 minutes.
· 10 Best Ad Campaigns "Life's too short for the wrong job" (Pic)

February 10, 2011

· MPAA threatens to disconnect Google from the Internet
· Salisbury man defends $4,800 roof shoveling charge
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February 11, 2011

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· Hitler's desk set for sale in San Diego County
· iPhone attack reveals passwords in six minutes @ Macworld
· Florida Friday: Kissimmee nudist group offers naked truth on iPhone app
· Florida Friday: Police arrest Clyde Brown, accused of trying to sell phone books as laptop computers
· Florida Friday: Porno filmed on public Miami Beach island in broad daylight
· Florida Friday: Four Lauderdale police officers disciplined after peanut butter incident
· Florida Friday: Proposed Law Would Keep Slow Drivers To The Right

February 12, 2011

· Woman claims she got and extra-crunchy McChicken sandwich
· Australians hit by cyclone warned to stay away from huge birds with claws that can disembowel a human

February 13, 2011

· Many Russians Still Believe Sun Revolves Around The Earth
· Obit: Mr. Baumgartner had lived a long and passionate life dedicated to rambunctious performances and dairy products

February 14, 2011

· One-armed legless man bashes male nurse
· Wedding Cake Knife Becomes Weapon In Valentine's Domestic
· N.H. Town Aims For Mustache Contest World Record
· Man tells deputies he's been drinking for '2 or 3 days'
· Ariz. may require hospitals to check citizenship
· Mom upset after school sends 6-year-old son to psych ward
· Diluted Window Washing Fluid Keeps Valley Man Alive

February 15, 2011

· Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum
· Man arrested after fight over Facebook status
· Bar owner makes charitable donation with swear jar funds

February 16, 2011

· Apple Launches Subscriptions on the App Store
· Cleavage Beef Ends With Woman's Bust
· Wal-Mart Security Employees Fired for Disarming Store Gunman
· L.A. County Employee Dead in Cubicle a Day Before Being Noticed
· The death of the station wagon

February 17, 2011

· Man forced to eat his own ear
· 'Dangerous' cow roughs up inmate
· 15-year-old arrested for stabbing sister with fork

February 18, 2011

· School trains janitors to watch for teachers abusing students
· USC transplants kidney into wrong person
· Florida Friday: 'I'm insane,' says man arrested in series of Miami Beach fires

February 19, 2011

· Man Sues All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Joint Because He Didn't Want To Eat Rice
· Burglar locked up after HE dials police to complain he had been shot with air rifle after breaking into home
· Man falls off vehicle after holding down mattresses on roof

February 20, 2011

· The world's biggest family: The man with 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren
· TSA Source: Armed Agent Slips Past DFW Body Scanner
· New McDonald's meal a fat-filled gut-buster with 1623 calories
· Workers accused of stealing pot from police station

February 21, 2011

· Prostitution sting nets 70-year-old woman
· Traveling cowboys rescue fallen carriage horse on Beale Street

February 22, 2011

· 'B****, your pancakes look fine to me': Video of catfight over maple syrup in Denny's goes viral
· Honduras law lets police be called on home smokers
· Man arrested after 78-year-old shoved off cliff
· Man Arrested for Stealing Dum Dums, Sprite
· Seattle-Area Restaurant Refuses To Serve TSA Agents
· Oral sex is leading cause of increasing U.S. cancer rates, compared to tobacco use in other nations

February 23, 2011

· It is illegal to deliver the Gettysburg Address on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial without a permit
· Woman busted for beating up roommate over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies
· The 13 Greatest Diner Fights of All TIme

February 24, 2011

· Apple Unveils New MacBook Pro

February 25, 2011

· Florida Friday: Woman strips naked in men's room at Sarasota bar
· Florida Friday: Dolphins help save tired dog stuck in canal
· Florida Friday: Dog Alerts Family To House Fire
· Florida Friday: In Some Parts Of The U.S. "Redneck" Is Actually Considered A Religion
· Florida Friday: Woman living in tent in Naples charged with battery on mother

February 26, 2011

· Minnesota Teen Threatens Dad With Bow After Sexting Argument
· Boy, 8, Arrested Over School Tantrums
· Man Sues Walgreens For Giving Him Wart Remover Instead Of Eye Drops
· Mac OS X backdoor Trojan, now in beta? @ Sophos.

February 27, 2011

· Defiant farmer offered beer by mine company
· Man sacked for doing too much work
· Sheriff's deputy booked with assault for boarding school bus and brandishing gun at her 16-yr-old son
· Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store
· 82-year-old man arrested for assaulting police officer

February 28, 2011

· Massive mayo spill closes I-44 section in SW Mo.
· Lindsay Lohan teams up with James Franco for sex book
· Tits on trial
· Last living U.S. WWI veteran dies