May 1, 2011

· It's no fake: Air Sex World Championships
· Ex-Universal Employee Accused Of Stealing $1M In Tickets
· Nato strike has killed the son of Col Muammar Gaddafi, Libya says

May 2, 2011

· Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death

May 3, 2011

· 'Rot in Hell': The Best bin Laden Front Pages
· Ex-soldiers fly ice cream van to Afghanistan
· Cupcakes, hammocks offered college students during exams
· Obama -- Sex After bin Laden Announcement?!?
· Israeli warplanes massing at U.S. airbase in Iraq to strike Iran

May 4, 2011

· Apple unveils new quad-core iMacs with Thunderbolt and FaceTime HD @ AppleInsider
· How to remove MAC Defender malware @ Mac OS Compatible
· Coming soon to a Mac near you: serious malware @ ZDnet
· Woman dies after dung pool plunge
· Ownership of TV Sets Falls in U.S.
· Britain's fattest teenager now ANOREXIC and given six months to live after gastric bypass surgery
· Oklahoma City man's attackers tattooed ‘RAPEST' on his forehead

May 5, 2011

· R.I.P: 'Superman' Actor Jackie Cooper -- Dead At 88
· Man calls 911 after being shortchanged in crack deal
· Camel swallows woman in pedicure mishap: Picture

May 6, 2011

· School District Gives Bar Vouchers To Bus Drivers, Teachers
· PETA sends Navy SEALs ‘Bin Laden Bite’ vegan chocolates for job well done
· Seattle cracks down on yellow-pages deliveries
· Florida Friday: Forgetful pot dealer leaps through cop-car window
· Florida Friday: Palm Beach County and Broward County utilities lose 33 million gallons of water a day
· Florida Friday: Cadaverous-looking cattle discovered in Okeechobee County
· Florida Friday: Hello, my name is (...). I'm a burglar
· Florida Friday: Cops: Man Stole Fire Truck, Went On Joyride
· Florida Friday: Atheist Official Wachs Charged With Simulating Sex Act
· Florida Friday: Anti-bestiality law finally passed by Florida Legislature

May 7, 2011

· Man makes $120k in two days selling bin Laden t-shirts
· 60-day jail sentence for man who grew marijuana to help cancer-stricken wife

May 8, 2011

· Philippine City Holds Mass Circumcision For Youths
· Swedish police hunt for bank robber dressed as large, furry animal
· A six year old boy. Underwater. Riding a shark.

May 9, 2011

· Chinese teenager carries friend on back for eight years

May 10, 2011

· Police: Moms used duct tape to punish children
· Comedian leaves his mark at hotels around the world - shocking staff with "creepy" creations

May 11, 2011

· Buncombe sheriff defends drug arrest for tortilla dough
· ANOTHER passenger tackled and arrested after trying to open Delta airplane door mid-flight

May 12, 2011

· Pole dancing seeks an Olympic leg-up
· Google Lobbies Nevada To Allow Self-Driving Cars

May 13, 2011

· App Shows Breast Implants Before and After
· $100 Million Finally to Be Split Between Descendants, 92 Years After Rich Relative's Death
· Florida Friday: Robbers Caught After Leaving Truck Keys In Home
· Florida Friday: Tiff over milk led to Daytona Beach stabbing
· Florida Friday: Girls Forced To Live In Tent

May 14, 2011

· Blind man confused over 'mystery enema'
· Sunbather run over by beach patrol vehicle

May 15, 2011

· Police: After Spat, Sonic Worker Shoves Co-Worker Into Oven
· Marines' Iraqi donkey headed for Nebraska
· Just another day at Cannes: Johnny Depp, Bernardo Bertolucci and a 3D sex film

May 16, 2011

· Man marries 107 women, fathers 185 children
· Stephen Hawking: 'heaven is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark'
· Ex-Afghan spy chief: I knew where bin Laden was

May 17, 2011

· Police: Woman Throws Flaming Cotton Balls At Officers
· Fake doctor used toothpicks for ‘acupuncture,’ Niles police say

May 18, 2011

· Thousands of Pounds of Pot Found in Fake Dish Network Truck
· Police return stolen car to wrong owner

May 19, 2011

· Woman missing since she got lost
· Cockroaches May Help Explain Asthma Outbreaks

May 20, 2011

· Apple Investigating 'MACDefender' Malware, Support Staff Barred From Assisting Customers
· Apple seeds new build of Mac OS X 10.6.8 to developers @ Mac OS Compatible
· Florida Friday: Accused Jensen Beach beer bandit planned to 'score some women'; unclear if he succeeded
· Florida Friday: Woman in drive through requests 90 Lortab pills
· Florida Friday: Woman's Leg Severed By Flying Pressure Cooker
· Florida Friday: Officials seek safe home for elderly woman found in shed
· Florida Friday: Man poured bleach on renter's body instead of reporting death, deputies say

May 21, 2011

· Foodies: Give Squirrel A Whirl
· Tucson SWAT Team Defends Shooting Iraq Vet 60 Times

May 22, 2011

· Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says Europe 'stealing Iran's rain'

May 23, 2011

· Ohio pair serve time in pool for rafting offense
· Parents In N.J. Town Start Movement To Abolish Homework
· Harold Camping 'flabbergasted'; rapture a no-show

May 24, 2011

· Exclusive Area 51 Pictures: Secret Plane Crash Revealed
· Preacher says world will actually end in October

May 25, 2011

· More than 200 turn out for meeting on single-wide trailer ban
· Floating Corpses Rise During Spring Months
· Sunbed saves lad in 90ft holiday fall
· Man attacked woman with swim noodle

May 26, 2011

· 10 real-life ninja fails
· PayPal Co-Founder Hands Out $100,000 Fellowships To Not Go To College
· U.S. Transportation Secretary rolls up in big SUV to unveil new fuel economy stickers

May 27, 2011

· Florida Friday: 10-year-old drags alligator home from canal
· Florida Friday: Severely burned man arrives at hospital wearing only underwear, arrested on meth charges
· Florida Friday: Polk deputy tied naked children to desk, beat them with paddle
· Florida Friday: Lawsuit seeks $15,000 for rose thorn prick
· Florida Friday: Roommates feud with machete, cinder blocks
· Florida Friday: Jet Ski Thief Killed By 14-Year-Old With Shotgun
· Florida Friday: Man says pants, car missing after 'liaison' with big-thighed woman in Fort Pierce

May 28, 2011

· Japan donates $120,000 in relief supplies to Alabama
· Moment of Impact, the Amazing Photography of Alan Sailer
· Last surviving Austrian who hid Jews honored

May 29, 2011

· Spider's monster 82ft wide web found in Madagascar
· Eight-legged surprise puts customer right off his pizza

May 30, 2011

· Phoenix police: Man shot at grounded airplane
· Pigs sprayed with oil to stop mice attacks

May 31, 2011

· Brazilian man's dentures stop bullet from reaching his brain
· Middle-aged men have 'hotness delusion syndrome'

June 1, 2011

· Apple Announces iCloud, Steve Jobs WWDC Keynote @ Engadget