April 1, 2012

· Man in methmobile camped out in stranger's yard
· Man suspected of burglary, prowling while wearing a black T-shirt with “FBI” printed on the back
· Man says he shined laser at planes for 'stress release'
· Haven Man Likely to Get 2 Years for Killing Bunnies
· Instructors sell driving tests outside DMV offices
· Man struck by lightning hours after buying lottery tickets
· 7 Mind-Blowing DIY Roller Coasters
· Anonymous hack reveals truth about Obama's birthplace
· April Fools Day 2012: 9 Epic Food Pranks (VIDEOS)
· April Fool's Day Hoax - Spaghetti Harvest - 1st April 1957
· More April Fools’ Day jokes and pranks on Twitter

April 2, 2012

· Bare breasts, 'Poem of dead tree' showcased in Vero Beach flap, records show
· Man bites off bartender's finger after being kicked out of bar for having sex threre
· 10 Devious Website Features Designed to Rip You Off
· LG’s 55-inch OLED arriving early for the Olympics
· Tips to Improve Your Wireless Network Performance
· Local residents receive letters soliciting them to join the Ku Klux Klan
· Deputies: Crystal meth found in woman's car with kids inside
· Intellectual impunity vs the right to bikini photos
· Grilled Cheese Ice Cream a Big Hit on April Fools' Day
· Teacher's aide suspended for refusing to let school look at her Facebook page
· Apparent boisterous bare-breasted brouhaha in Indian River County
· Deja pool? Woman claims she won Mega Millions jackpot with her own ticket, not one from work pool
· 8-year-old Puyallup girl saves friend's life using Heimlich maneuver

April 3, 2012

· Do-it-yourself plan to take down Sality botnet outlined on public mailing list
· ISPs and entertainment industry kick off copyright enforcement center
· Coolest jobs in tech: hackers for hire
· Mac Flashback trojan exploits unpatched Java vulnerability, no password needed
· Are you having a (Mac) Flashback?
· Man accidentally shoots self at gun show
· Oregon toddler drowns in washing machine
· 'Pink slime' processor files for Chapter 11
· 52 Apple Tips

April 4, 2012

· Apple holds the master decryption key when it comes to iCloud security, privacy
· Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
· Reading the Privacy Policies You Encounter in a Year Would Take 76 Work Days
· Judge tosses P2P lawsuits because attorney was practicing without a licence
· How to hide emails from government snooping
· Movement afoot to provide homeless with food for pets
· Patron Busted After Calling 911 To Lodge Complaints About "Nasty" Hamburger She Purchased From Hardee's
· Life Without Sex: The Third Phase of the Asexuality Movement
· Yahoo cuts 2,000 jobs as radical reshaping begins
· Apple iPhone Case Now Comes with a Condom Slot
· Clique Keyboard and Trackpad Dock @ Maclife
· Mac Companion Hard Drive Review @ Maclife
· Final surviving members of elite WW2 commando unit die within 12 hours of each other in same town
· Ex-boyfriend tries to beat woman into canceling stalking order, submits papers covered in blood to court
· Croatian Woman Creates Popular Made-to-Measure Penis Warmers

April 5, 2012

· Flashback trojan reportedly controls half a million Macs and counting
· Researchers Unearth Largest Feathered Dinosaur
· Facebook logins easily slurped from iOS, Android kit
· Adobe releases open source malware classification tool
· Anonymous and Lulzec hackers evolving to target corporate data to cause financial pain
· Rogue US Airways-themed emails distribute ZeuS-based malware
· Living Like a Billionaire, if Only for a Day
· Driver Cited For Using Traffic Light Preemptor Device
· Yep 3.0.2 released on the Mac App Store
· Cyborg houseplants can wave back at you
· Documents Show Cops Making Up Mobile Surveillance Rules

April 6, 2012

· Pilot Turns Back After Snake Pops out of Dashboard
· DA: Teacher asked student for naked photos, promised better grade
· Accused LulzSec member pleads guilty to hacking Sony
· Florida Friday: First U.S. zip-line roller coaster rips into Central Florida
· Florida Friday: Beer-loving caregiver arrested 3rd time for battery on an elderly person
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Monkey escapes from Fla. gas station
· Florida Friday: Tarpon Springs neighbor gets slugged for petting dog, police say
· Florida Friday: Report: Student helped nab alleged drive-by masturbator
· Florida Friday: Three Dollar General stores to sell alcohol
· Florida Friday: Siblings trade charges of knives, water bongs, under age girls
· Florida Friday: Bathroom snoozer in Vero Beach has history of parking lot defecating, reports state
· Hacker jailed for stealing 8 million identities
· Florida Friday: Resident charged with shaking ‘his wee-wee’
· Florida Friday: Oneal Ron Morris alleged patient says Fix-a-Flat, 'toxic tush' butt injections ruined her life
· Florida Friday: Naked woman with history of breast, buttocks offenses nabbed in Vero Beach
· Ryanair's 7 most ridiculous cost-saving ventures

April 7, 2012

· Activists fight "cyber-security" bill that would give NSA more data
· CISPA: Congressional plan to censor Internet concerns critics
· Armed Neo-Nazis Now Patrolling Sanford, Say They Are "Prepared" For Post-Trayvon Martin Violence
· Police: ‘Dancing burglar’ arrested after moves recognized
· Chinese boy 'sells kidney to buy iPad'
· Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack
· Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex
· Porn Stars Upset by Santorum Comments ask Americans to Take Action on May 1 with "Wank Out 2012."

April 8, 2012

· The Interstellar Space Sex Fallacy
· An Easter egg tree grows in Germany - CBS News
· 5 of the coolest digital Easter eggs of all time
· Top 10 Most Creative MacBook Stickers
· Happy Easter from Kate Upton (Video)
· Manual Removal Instructions of the Flashback Infection on F-Secure
· How to Hit a Nude Beach
· R.I.P: CBS' iconic newsman Mike Wallace dies at 93

April 9, 2012

· Women aged 23 show off the most leg
· Easter Bunny arrested for drug possession after 'acting suspicious' while entertaining children
· Pinellas deputies: Kids at pediatric office witness couple having sex on lawn
· US government hires company to hack into video game consoles
· Drunk man beats up handicapped man over Playboy magazine, deputies say
· Sunburns, Terrible Tans That Will Have You Stocking Up On Sunblock
· Jocelyn Goldfein, Facebook Engineer, Explains Why It Matters There Aren't More Girl Geeks
· "Anonymous" says plans more attacks against China sites

April 10, 2012

· Police: Man in underwear threw orange at construction worker
· Did Sperm Bank Founder Father 600 Children?
· FBI: Smart Meter Hacks Likely to Spread
· Sophos takes down partner portal after signs of hacking
· The misunderstood 'digital native' has a two-minute attention span
· Map of the continental US with real time wind patterns and movements

April 11, 2012

· Best Buy CEO Brian Dunn Resigns
· Brothers plead guilty to stealing $1.4M in crazy online scam
· Police mysteriously lose video of Megaupload raid
· 80 year old drunk driver failed to stop for a stop sign and hit a beer delivery truck
· Strip club owner arrested after trying to hire killers for Mayor after nuisance lawsuit filed against his club
· TSA MEETS T&A: Woman Strips Naked at Denver Airport [Photo]
· WiFi Scanner 1.5.4 released on the Mac App Store
· How to Tell If an Email Is a Phishing Scam
· After Best Buy Swipes His Driver's License: No Returns For 90 Days
· Apple Developing Fix For Flashback Malware

April 12, 2012

· Police impersonator charged after trying to pull over officers
· Fake doctor told women they had cancer... and he could cure them with his perverted "treatments"
· 12 Underappreciated (But Equally Precious) Bodily Fluids
· Leap 3.0.2 released on the Mac App Store
· How to Remove Facebook Timeline
· Police: Dealer tied 89 bags to penis, peed at the station
· A DRAMATIC SURPRISE ON A QUIET SQUARE (LOL video)
· 10 Television Theme Songs That Will Give you Nostalgia

April 13, 2012

· Florida Friday: Road trips for sex with minor land alleged cougar behind bars
· Florida Friday: Teacher Accused Of Head-Butting A Student
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie man, woman accused of telling 5-year-old to watch sex act
· Expert witness says most popular Hotfile downloads are open source apps
· Florida Friday: Woman stole TV, iron, curtains, garbage can, bedspread, rug from hotel room
· Florida Friday: Injured bobcat on US 301 in Hillsborough County bites woman trying to come to its aid
· Florida Friday: Possible 'acid bomb' inside mailbox burns Davie woman

April 14, 2012

· Florida Friday: Trio tries to cover burglary by claiming to be like 'Steve Irwin'
· Florida Friday: Car-theft suspect caught defecating on side of I-95
· Graphic "Safe Sex for Seniors" Campaign Raising Eyebrows
· Forecasters say Saturday storms ‘life threatening’
· Four-year-old has been accepted into Mensa as a “genius”
· Woman charged with duct-taping her dad in home invasion

April 15, 2012

· Ex-stripper sues one-legged property magnate for $10m after he slashes her with gold Rolex
· Valet Crashes Maserati Under Jeep And Into $200,000 Porsche [VIDEO]
· Ketchup-covered homeless man bemoans tourist effect on Key West
· U.S. judge finds for MegaUpload, orders DOJ to cooperate on user files
· The Black Friday Timeline: One Year Without Online Poker
· Google fined $25,000, but cleared of Street View data misuse
· Secret Service hooker flap over $47
· Fictional Character Birthday Calendars

April 16, 2012

· Teacher 'had sex with a student while her daughter slept in the same bed'
· Brazilian police arrest 3 on suspicion of murder, cannibalism
· Five OS X security threats that fizzled

April 17, 2012

· Norway rampage suspect claims self-defense justifies killings
· As ice cap melts, militaries vie for Arctic edge
· The K-E Diet: Brides-to-Be Using Feeding Tubes to Rapidly Shed Pounds
· Hubby watching porn online finds film starring his wife
· Two More Mac Trojans Discovered
· United Continental exec hired by Apple
· Apple II Forever: a 35th-Anniversary Tribute to Apple’s First Iconic Product
· Man Linked to 'Anonymous' Pleads Not Guilty
· TSA inspector accused of stealing iPads at DFW Airport
· Sledge Hammer, Porn Star, Dies After Being Tasered By Police
· Doctors battle to save one-in-a-million baby who was born with SIX legs
· Dark Meat Getting a Leg Up On Boring Boneless Breast
· Job applicant at Ormond bar drinks shots as 5-year-old sits in car
· Little boy lost finds his mother using Google Earth
· Microsoft makes Windows 8 official, will have four editions
· New Mac malware exploits old Java hole
· How to Remove the Facebook Timeline

April 18, 2012

· Scent of Apple: MacBook Pro fragrance created
· Graphic material found in online library for Hillsborough schools
· Finance Guy Keeps Incredibly Detailed, Incredibly Creepy Spreadsheet Of His Match.com Prospects
· Gmail hit by massive outage: Up to 35 million affected

April 19, 2012

· R.I.P: Dick Clark
· Apple enhances Apple ID account security
· Flashback waning, but still infecting about 140,000 Macs
· Teenager struck by lightning twice... in one afternoon
· Apple Now Giving Away Snow Leopard To MobileMe Customers For Free
· Ex-FBI cyberexpert: Potential for digital Pearl Harbor is real
· Children grow up addicted to online porn sites: Third of 10-year-olds have seen explicit images
· Gulf seafood deformities alarm scientists
· Symantec Achieves Highest Number of SSL Certificates Issued Globally
· Google warns 20,000 websites they could be infected with malware
· In Calif. Study, Most Kids With Whooping Cough Were Fully Vaccinated
· WiFi Scanner 1.6 available on the Mac App Store
· Apple offers free OS X upgrade to prep for switch to iCloud
· FCC asks Supreme Court to review Janet Jackson 'wardrobe malfunction' case
· PETA criticizes adults who fed Obama ‘Bo’s cousin’

April 20, 2012

· Active fake AV spam campaigns hit Twitter
· 15-year-old arrested for hacking 259 companies
· Florida Friday: Accidental tomato in food order at Sonic sends Vero Beach man to slammer, report shows
· Florida Friday: Felon Marvin Leonard Morris Jr. faces prison time after being tripped up by baggy shorts
· Florida Friday: The Cross-Dressing Fugitive
· Florida Friday: Palm Beach County School District teacher arrested on cocaine possession charges in Fort Pierce
· Florida Friday: "Human Torso" on Underwater Captain's Chair Turns Out To Be Fake Skeleton Off Key West
· Florida Friday: Jacksonville police find 4-year-old in hotel room who tests positive for cocaine
· Florida Friday: Mimi the dog recovering from sexual assault

April 21, 2012

· Dyson employees hack vacuums, hit the racetrack
· Cops: Man exposes self to flight attendants
· Restaurant serves rum drink to boy, 10
· 'Our gender shifts by the hour': Incredible claim of group who suffer from 'phantom genitalia'
· Kitsap County mulling ordinance to fence in 'bikini barista' stands
· 3 million bank accounts hacked in Iran
· Kaspersky says Mac Flashback infections have dropped to 30K
· Web could vanish for hordes of people in July, FBI warns
· Meet the 'Mann' who registered 14,962 domains in 24 hours
· 'Bad cable repair' causes gay porn on morning TV show

April 22, 2012

· As many as 100,000 WordPress blogs infected 700,000 Macs with malware
· ‘She-Hulk’ collars alleged T creep after lewd act
· Man Gets Shot, Realizes It The Next Day
· Suspect asked Memphis officer if he's Jesus, steals car
· 10 Geeky Ways to Celebrate Earth Day (GeekDad Wayback Machine)
· 'Huge' water resource exists under Africa

April 23, 2012

· Bank robber passes out during heist
· America's Best Doughnuts
· R.I.P: Hillman Curtis, a Pioneer in Web Design, Dies at 51
· University of Florida Eliminates Computer Science Department, Increases Athletic Budgets
· Contender for the world's weirdest police wanted poster
· Naples man charged with felony, accused of not paying for soda at McDonald's
· Interlachen Man Arrested on Methamphetamine Trafficking Charges After His Car Ran Out of Gas
· Denver Broncos to use Apple's iPad as playbook for 2012 NFL season
· Tor-hidden online narcotics store, 'The Farmer's Market', brought down in multinational sting
· Four-year-old Saudi boy kills father over PlayStation
· Woman mistaken for hog, shot by boyfriend in hunting accident
· Girl sent home from school - skirt too long
· Woman’s Torso Shipped To BJ’s Headquarters In Westborough
· Google does some more “spring cleaning”
· London Marathon website goof leaks 38,000 contact details

April 24, 2012

· 'Real-life Barbie' seeks to be world's most convincing doll... but does she even exist?
· Wanted man found hiding in house with newspaper clipping of his crime on wall
· Actor arrested after jewel thief TV role
· Pixelmator 2.0.3 released on the Mac App Store
· Apple Q2 2012 earnings: $39.2 billion in revenue, net profit of $11.6 billion
· Va. couple accidentally shot at gun safety class
· Thief steals handcuffs, Taser, ammo from unlocked Fargo police car
· Horror on the high seas: 'Saw' movie cruise set for summer
· Another Mac Flashback variant out, but still uses same (patched) vulnerability
· Nissan Hacked; Employee Credentials Stolen
· Notes of interest from Apple's Q2 2012 conference call

April 25, 2012

· 100 million users might be affected by a social network vulnerability
· Masturbation Not a "Protected Activity," Judge Rules
· Excessive car sex is arousing the ire of some NYC residents
· Lizzie Borden's house on the market
· Fake Dunkin' Donuts auditor arrested
· Apple's WWDC starts June 11, Mountain Lion and iOS 6 expected
· Family Misses Flight After TSA Gives Pat-Down To Girl With Cerebral Palsy

April 26, 2012

· VMware source code leak: 'IT equivalent of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill'
· Researchers Find Bug in SMS App That Can Lead to iPhone Exploits
· Macs more likely to carry Windows malware than Mac malware, Sophos says
· Is this the world's worst boyfriend? Man clad in balaclava pretends to rob girlfriend's apartment in nasty video prank
· 'Polite' burglar offers trade with homeowners after burglary
· Jilted lover tries to bite off her ex's penis in furious row... after visiting his flat to apologise for earlier drunken bust-up
· Doc finds G-spot in cadaver

April 27, 2012

· Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
· Sex offender convicted of stealing games from children's hospital
· Bordello plans in Toronto attract support
· "Gangbang Interviews" and "Bikini Shots": Silicon Valley’s Brogrammer Problem
· The New iPad Makes Its Way To Another Nine Countries, China Not Included
· Florida Friday: 'Hunger Games' mock trial setup for children convicts tyrannical president
· Florida Friday: Sex-seeking woman attacks boyfriend in PSL, report states
· Florida Friday: "Obama owns this mother(expletive)!" woman tells Fort Pierce police
· Florida Friday: Lung ''cancer'' may have been fruit pit from 1984
· Florida Friday: Need a massage, champagne and a filling? This dentist's got you covered
· Florida Friday: Fleeing DUI suspect: 'I had the runs, I had to go'
· Florida Friday: West Palm Beach 'fuku' restaurant denied trademark because of 'immoral' name
· Florida Friday: Unconditional Crackup: Sarasota statue of couple kissing coming down after traffic accident

April 28, 2012

· WW2 Vet Sent 300,000 Pirated DVDs To Troops In Overseas
· Oracle to bring Java SE7 to Mac users later this year
· Google has been cleared of wire-tapping violations in connection with the Google Street View WiFi-sniffing scanda
· Prison Officials Want Masturbating Inmates Labeled As Sex Offenders
· Meth lab explodes in man's pants, Oklahoma police say
· 'Obstinate' Conficker worm infests millions of PCs years later
· Baby security breach closes NJ airport terminal
· How is it possible 6 winning Powerball tickets were sold at 1 Ariz. store?
· Man's 'crazy' ex-girlfriend caught tanning, sipping beer at his pool

April 29, 2012

· Police: Man arrested after posing as cop during Pasco traffic stop
· 'Mythical' swan photo taken down after 'bestiality' fears
· Moonshiner sold flavored hooch, seafood from truck, deputies say
· Dentist pulled out ALL boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her (and new girlfriend leaves him because of his empty mouth)

April 30, 2012

· First 802.11ac WF-Fi router coming from Netgear
· Nvidia uncorks world's fastest video card, the GeForce GTX 690
· Sex Swap Killer in Lesbo Bust-Up
· Woman Driving Drunk Crashes into Liquor Store
· 2 Teens Hit By Car While Sunbathing in Street
· Bill banning employer Facebook snooping introduced in Congress
· Harley Davidson Motorcycle Washed up in B.C. is Japanese Tsunami Debris
· New York City mulling happy-hour ban?
· Thieves Make off with 10-Ton Bridge, Railroad Track