August 1, 2012

· Report: Phony cop ordered real cop off the beach
· Mom accused of trading baby for 1999 pickup truck
· Verizon Fined $1.25 M for Blocking Tethering Apps on its 4G Network
· Dropbox confirms security breach, adds new features
· Woman vows to eat only animal entrails and organs for a year saying it's better for the environment
· Longmont man urinated on woman at bar after she rejected his advances
· TrashMe 2.1.2 released on the Mac App Store

August 2, 2012

· WiFi Scanner 1.7.4 released on the Mac App Store
· Lost Van -- Please Help, contains VERY PERSONAL and PRIVATE items inside...but they aren't mine
· Underwear-clad intruder searching for tennis balls arrested
· Juneau man gets DUI on raft in Chena River
· Man guilty of drinking beer in public, for medicinal reasons
· Vogue Model Robyn Lawley's Plus-Size Lingerie Campaign. Total Game Changer
· Low-end Retina MacBook Pro now available with 512GB, 768GB drives

August 3, 2012

· Leap 3.0.5 released on the Mac App Store
· Florida Friday: Couple, both 68, battled intruder and held him at gunpoint
· Florida Friday: Man crashes, strips at Bridge of Lions
· Florida Friday: Playing 'Three Blind Mice' gets PA guy ejected from game
· Florida Friday: Wanted Port St. Lucie man accused of trying to bribe Stuart officer — on friend's behalf
· Florida Friday: Woman busted after threating to blow up tour bus
· Florida Friday: Sex text rendezvous ended with mugging, beatdown
· Florida Friday: Tooth lost, woman jailed in Vero Beach Pringles attack

August 4, 2012

· Truck spills animal guts on Iowa street
· Surprise, county officials warn against using storm-water runoff for play
· OS X Mountain Lion users reporting laptop battery life issues
· Broward blowtorch burglar: Man causes fire during crime, BSO says

August 5, 2012

· What will you drink on International Beer Day?
· 2nd Woman Attacked By Otter In Minn.
· 'Banana' in the bathroom turned out to be boa constrictor

August 6, 2012

· Woman in chase fled because she was topless, deputies say
· Bizarre Murder Plot Uncovered: 3 deaf women suspected in plan to butcher eldery Hustonville lady
· TrashMe 2.1.3 released on the Mac App Store
· Apple Tech Support Gave Attackers Access to Journalist's iCloud
· Owners of Jersey Shore Psychic Arrested on Counterfeit Charges
· USDA defends efforts to speed up poultry slaughter lines and replace most federal inspectors with plant workers

August 7, 2012

· Sex Doll Slows Traffic At Crosswalk In China
· Teacher, Tries To Get Out Of Work By Lying That He Ran Over And Killed A Girl With His Car
· My boyfriend sucks my toes when I'm asleep... how do I talk to him about it?
· MajorGeeks Locals: Weedsport woman suffers facial injuries in Oswego County snowmobile crash
· 8 Porn Stars’ Presidential Endorsements
· Pasco mother admits she left three kids home alone to have sex with neighbor; kids wander to highway
· aTV Flash 4.5 for the 1st generation (silver) Apple TV released

August 8, 2012

· Yep 3.0.4 released on the Mac App Store
· Tests show Mountain Lion may indeed degrade battery life
· Trojan Using Sexy Hot Dog Carts to Distribute Free Vibrators in NYC
· RI police arrest man found naked and covered in Crisco
· Naughty nurse Sakura Shiratori tries to infect defence firm with malware
· Glasses look to keep Israeli women out of sight of ultra-Orthodox Jewish men
· Careful black bear raids Colorado chocolate shop
· The Breast Video Of Skywalking You'll See All Day
· Apple's New Dock Connector Even Smaller Than Originally Thought

August 9, 2012

· Microsoft defense that fetched $50,000 prize bypassed in just 2 weeks
· Inside Iceland’s Penis Museum (NSFW)
· Bong found near crash scene involving son of Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer
· Ronnie Royston's Excuse for Allegedly Video-ing Girls in Kohl's Dressing Room: Hey, I Got a Boner in the Parking Lot
· Free Apple products used as lure in text scams
· Google Agrees To Pay Largest FTC Fine Ever For Bypassing Safari Security Settings
· Safari 6 @ Macworld
· Norwegian tourist falls asleep on airport baggage belt
· Cow climbs 5 floors to dodge pesky bull
· Reuters Twitter account hacked in Syrian tug-of-war
· 'Runway clear for take (your clothes) off!': Vietnamese passenger airliner fined for hosting mid-air beauty pageant
· Great moments in dumbassery: Man accidentally dials 911 during drug deal

August 10, 2012

· The clue's in the name: Cannabis factory discovered in... Pot House Lane
· Bear family consumes 100 cans of beer
· Minnesota man is bloodied, bruised after deer attack
· Mystery illness causes woman to grow fingernails in place of hair
· Florida Friday: Cops Strip Search Mom, "Forcibly" Pull Tampon Out of Her for Maybe Rolling Through Stop Sign
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Discarded paper incriminates illegal dumper
· Florida Friday:Neighbors accuse man of indecent exposure
· Florida Friday: Lawn mower driver charged with DUI
· Florida Friday: Foot fetish leads to sex charge for St. Petersburg church worker

August 11, 2012

· Want to Live Longer? Eat Less, Have More Sex
· Naked man thought school board building was his hotel, cops say
· Bacon wars erupt at Iowa State Fair
· Athens police arrest man with 120 stolen beers

August 12, 2012

· 13-inch MacBook Air and 13-inch MacBook Pro@MacLife
· Fighting factory girls fought with meat floss and dried meat
· Mother-of-five told to 'keep her legs shut'
· Jeremy Johnson Guilty Of Performing Oral Sex On A Female Horse
· Pennsylvania woman accused of poisoning man with Visine eyedrops, tells police she wanted his attention

August 13, 2012

· Chinese Tries to Smuggle Deer Genitals in Purse
· Man who 'hid in portaloo tank at yoga festival to spy on women' now denies charges despite confessions
· Can you poo on demand? Drunk driver did
· Leaked Photos of the 'iPhone 5' Logic Board
· NSA chief seeks help from hackers

August 14, 2012

· iOS 6's "Wi-Fi + Cellular" option will solve some network conundrums
· Man arrested in show dog dispute
· RED ALERT: Strip clubs among cleanest kitchens in Tampa Bay
· Florida finds its largest ever Burmese python
· Thai politician accidentally kills ex-wife with Uzi
· Steve Jobs’ Palo Alto home burglarized; More than $60,000 worth of ‘computers and personal items’ stolen
· iOS 6 Maps App Offers Roadwork Alerts To Help You Avoid Traffic Jams

August 15, 2012

· R.I.P: Ron Palillo Dies at 63; Played Horshack on TV
· Federal court rules cops can warantlessly track suspects via cellphone
· 'Bag of venereal diseases' sends judge dashing for the soap dish
· City of Toronto changes mind, will allow topless rallies in city parks
· Alcoholic Sandwiches Now Available
· Sub commander relieved of duty after woman alleges he faked death to end affair
· Weird Crime Wednesday: Tattoos or Tampons
· Germany: Facebook must destroy facial recognition database
· Sparks moviegoer shoots himself in buttocks, apologizes, leaves theater
· Woman pours coffee over woman's head, hands back cup, punches her
· Woman Falls Down 15-Foot Shaft While Showering

August 16, 2012

· Men steal 500 canaries from Kendall home, sell them next day
· Man fires insect repellent in Oregon robbery
· Man auctions his entire life on EBay for $3.5 million
· Verizon Bases $5 per month Fee To Not Publish Your Phone Number On 'Systems and IT' Costs
· Anonymous has claimed a new attack on Sony PlayStation Network
· MajorGeeks Locals: Curiosity Team Reveals Their Mars Wakeup Song Playlist
· Apple v. Samsung judge, at wit's end, asks if lawyers are "smoking crack"
· Girls Who Like to Ride on Motorboats
· Model Says Volvo Made Her Look Like an Escort in Ad
· Cops: Man steals pot from police because 'it smelled so good'

August 17, 2012

· Florida Friday: Dad presses charges against son, 14, after joyride ends in lake
· Florida Friday: One-time 'Millionaire Matchmaker' sentenced to 8 years for fraud
· Florida Friday: Parents of a 20-month-old were arrested after leaving toddler alone in casino hotel, police say
· Researchers Say Time Warner Cable Distributes Wifi Routers Lacking The 'Most Rudimentary Security'
· Florida Friday: Pot bust: Man surprised deputy searched his van — after giving permission to search
· Florida Friday: Man ordered to pay $150,000 restitution for selling fake Viagra

August 18, 2012

· Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
· The worst job in the world
· Driver swerves to avoid moose, hits bear instead
· Mass. man gets 'wrong' lottery ticket, wins $1M
· -'Anal Tattoo Girl' Interview: Maria Louise Del Rosario On Dating, Jail, And Ink [NSFW]
· Drive by Marshmellowing in GFW
· Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale
· Apple Responds To SMS Spoofing Hack, Instructs Us All To Use iMessage Instead

August 19, 2012

· Lyn 1.2.5 Stable released
· Fat cleared from London sewers will fill nine double-decker buses
· Rescuers Say Dog Was The Smartest One In Boat Rescue
· Shoplifting charges for man with sausage down his pants
· MajorGeeks friend Needs Some Voting Help.
· 3D Picture: Hot Hawaiian Girl
· NASA’s Curiosity Wakes Up to a Dose of Anthrax

August 20, 2012

· Playboy Playmate Charged With Smuggling Man Into U.S. From Canada
· Armed robber tries to hold up betting shop with a knife... but is chased out by staff with a STAPLER
· The 87-year-old doctor still charging patients $5 a visit
· R.I.P: Tony Scott, director of Top Gun

August 21, 2012

· R.I.P: Comedian Phyllis Diller dies 'with a smile on her face'
· Our Universe Mapped in Accurate 3D
· Lab Tech, Found Drunk, Partially Clothed, Surrounded By Escaped Monkeys
· Pair 'ignored' six milion flies under free-range chicken houses
· Son of 'Autobot' arrested in Palm City
· Apple patent lets users switch away from broadcast commercials automatically
· Naked swingers 'attack each other after their separate orgy parties turn sour
· Google Earth 3D vs. iOS 6 Maps@MacLife

August 22, 2012

· -Column: Toddler charged with bra theft
· Crisis malware infects VMware virtual machines, researchers say
· Holy cow! USPS stuck with 682M unsold 'Simpsons' stamps
· This man’s ring was engaging – too engaging
· Police find babysitter topless in parking lot
· New video compression tech will cut bandwidth use in half, Ericsson says
· Rogue Penguins Break Out of Zoo Yet Again

August 23, 2012

· Man fleeing with stolen TV on bike crashes into detective's vehicle
· License plates scanned at border, data shared with car insurance group
· Apple invites developers to begin testing OS X 10.8.2
· Mozilla sets end of Firefox for OS X Leopard
· Cops looking for credit-card thief who spent $1,600 at 7-11
· Man convicted of sex with dead deer charged in alleged assault of police officer
· Woman pulled over after she was seen injecting herself with heroin while driving
· Child Porn, Coke Smuggling: Hundreds of Department of Homeland Security Employees Arrested Last Year
· Hackers Lay Claim to Saudi Aramco Cyberattack
· Exotic dancer arrested after she followed a customer to his home and robbed him after he turned down a lap dance

August 24, 2012

· Florida Friday: What’s a Monkey to Do in Tampa?
· Florida Friday: Naked dancer busted after barks in Fort Pierce
· Florida Friday: Blotter: The honey trap
· Florida Friday: Florida turns down $4.9 million from federal government designed to strengthen parenting
· Florida Friday: He was naked, on crack and in alligator's mouth
· Florida Friday: Items stolen from band room; rude message left on dry erase board

August 25, 2012

· Apple wins big in Samsung case, awarded over $1 billion
· So Apparently, We’ve Been Using Tic Tac Containers All Wrong
· Six Bizarre Cases of People Who Killed Their Lovers During Sex
· Rembrandt lost in post by gallery in Norway
· Flash Player Bug Exploited by Malicious Word Documents
· Mountain Lion update can improve battery life for some Mac notebooks
· Judge refuses to set aside $675K fine in music piracy case
· Man steals Stafford County deputy’s shoes from cruiser, police say

August 26, 2012

· R.I.P: Neil Armstrong, First Man on Moon, Dies at 82
· 'Morning After' Wedding Pics Add Sexy Touch
· Man accused of attacking brother with Styrofoam plate
· Tampa Releasing Inmates to Free Up Jails for RNC Protesters
· They Know Where You Live

August 27, 2012

· Dropbox Now Offers Two-Step Authentication
· Apple Begins Production Of 13-Inch Retina MacBook Pro Displays
· Piecing together sixth-gen iPhone rumors: what we know so far
· Topless march in Phoenix promotes 'clothing equality'
· Nurse has 100 orgasms a day
· Policeman fights for his right to photograph naked women posing as vampires, nymphs and mermaids (NSFW)
· Ebola Phone Theft: Man Steals From An Infected Patient, Gets Virus
· FCC eyes tax on Internet service
· Tokyo robot revue drawing crowds at cabaret
· Joshua Basso Asks Female Deputies For Sex During 911 Call (NSFW)

August 28, 2012

· Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike 'stabs taxi driver for refusing to satisfy her a third time'
· Unpatched Java exploit spreads like wildfire
· Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike 'forces taxi driver to have sex with her at knifepoint twice' - stabs him when he refuses a third go around
· Aloha woman fired shotgun during alcohol-fueled argument over gun control
· Egg-shaped pile of rocks that will crumble into its environment has cost Australian taxpayers almost $700,000
· Botched Spacewalks, Crash Landings, and Smuggled Sandwiches: Spaceflight’s Most Badass Maneuvers
· Overcoming crocodile breeding hazards with AI
· Girl wears S&M bondage outfit to supermarket (NSFW)
· Video: Man Saws Off Police Car Boot In Front Of An Officer!
· Faux CIA profiler looking for doughnuts in Vero Beach finds jail instead

August 29, 2012

· Workers preparing historic buildings for interior demolition discover remnants of a sado-masochistic swingers club, abandoned for decades
· Cops: Mom Gave Beer To Son, 4, At Irish Pub
· Indiana Tractor Pull Results in 178 Tickets, 755 Traffic Citations, 1 Topless Teen Outside Burlington Coat Factory
· Gay Couple Sues Airline For Removing Dildo From Their Luggage And Taping It To Checked Bag
· Why sex is best on a Thursday
· -Missing woman unwittingly joins search party for herself
· Facebook given one week to stop breaching privacy laws
· Couple has public sex in St. Petersburg in other people's presence
· Original Apple 1 to be auctioned off at $127,000

August 30, 2012

· Baby born in plane toilet named ‘EK’ --after the Emirates airline code
· Ryerson students break Guinness World record for cowbell ensemble
· Friday’s blue moon coincides with Neil Armstrong service; a fitting wink by cosmic calendar
· Java flaws already included in Blackhole exploit kit, Oracle was informed of vulnerabilities in April
· Java security threats: What you need to know
· Apple will buy back—and recycle—your iPhone 4S
· Japanese Charity Breast-Squeeze! (NSFW)
· Man Pushes Teenager Off Lawnmower, Tebows, Drives Off
· 71 Apple Tips
· Police: Drunken brawl started over toilet

August 31, 2012

· TuneSpan 1.0.3 released on the Mac App Store
· Florida Friday: Police: Teacher Steals iPad from School, Pawns it at Best Buy
· Florida Friday: Cops: Man assumed car was stolen, drove it anyway
· Florida Friday: Man punched pizza delivery person for forgetting garlic knots
· Florida Friday: CEO accused of 'bootlegging' alcohol

September 1, 2012

· Florida Friday: Man in 'killer clown' mask invaded Boca man's home, deputies say
· Florida Friday: The Week In Tampa: A Stumble Out Of The Gate, And A Limp To The Finish
· -Fashion magazines now airbrushing models to make them look ... fatter?
· Researchers find critical vulnerability in Java 7 patch hours after its release