September 1, 2012

· Wine 1.5.12 released
· Steve Jobs has been reincarnated as a warrior-philosopher, Thai group says
· Man calls police upset that the price he agreed to pay for prostitution services had increased unexpectedly
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· Dad pleads no contest to shooting son over karaoke
· 8th Annual Pregnant Bikini Contest, Houston TX

September 2, 2012

· Verbally servicing an interlocutor for the purpose of sexual excitement does not constitute a sexual service...
· Instagram flooded with sexually explicit images in 'instaporn' craze
· Witnesses say man threatened them with screwdriver, beer stein
· A virus that kills cancer: the cure that's waiting in the cold
· Coast Guard rescues Army Golden Knights parachutist during Cleveland National Air Show

September 3, 2012

· Eva Longoria Plans To Open Women-Only Steakhouse
· What do you get with a menage a trois, drugs, a revolver and a SWAT team? Trouble in Pasco County
· Felon busted for theft while registering his address at jail, deputies say
· Not the best place to burglarize van: a police parking lot
· iPhone 5 Components List Leaked
· Bruce Willis to take on Apple over iTunes inheritance

September 4, 2012

· Middle School Substitute Assistant Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk On First Day
· Artist to bottle sweat as perfume
· Minnesota casino makes record books with 1-ton cheeseburger
· AntiSec hackers leak 1,000,001 Apple device IDs allegedly obtained from FBI breach
· Apple issues a press invitation for a Sept. 12 special event
· Corporate Bribes Not Tax-Deductible In Russia, Finance Ministry Says

September 5, 2012

· Dropwatermark 4.6.6 released on the Mac App Store
· The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole
· Woman says medication caused her to steal
· 82-year-old woman charged with multiple burglaries
· Swazi virgins dance in unity, defy criticism
· Fresh 2.0.6 released on the Mac App Store
· Couple Caught Having Hot, Naked Sex Behind Hot Dog Stand
· Man says he's a Christian who didn't mean to plant pot on church property

September 6, 2012

· Ben & Jerry's sues over X-rated 'Ben & Cherry's' DVDs
· "HAPPY TO SIT ON YOUR FACE." billboard raises eyebrows
· Deputies find naked man sleeping on outdoor table at Sonic restaurant
· Dispute over bag of chips leads to stabbing
· The 50 Hottest Pictures of Girls Drinking Whiskey
· Police Say Drunk Woman Stuffed Puppy Down Her Pants
· No New Apple Television Products Coming in 2012 as Content Negotiations Stall Once Again
· Hackers allegedly holding Romney tax returns for ransom

September 7, 2012

· Florida Friday: Feds arrest Miami-Dade cop, say he stopped women drivers without cause for sexual thrills
· Florida Friday: Man cries, begs officer not to arrest him, then curses
· Florida Friday: Police: Couple jailed after leaving kids home alone to get married
· Florida Friday: Police: Teen poses as cop, arrests friend in order to steal from Walmart
· Florida Friday: Palm Beach County law enforcement pose for photos with naked woman
· Botnet master gets 30-month prison term for renting out infected PCs
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· Florida Friday: Man requests pen to write restaurant robbery note

September 8, 2012

· Ohio teen travels quarter of a mile through sewer
· NYPD officer canned for ticketing dead people says he was doing it to meet 'quotas'
· Teed-off Nevada man shoots golfer who broke his window: police
· Man arrested after meth offer texted to officer
· Sniffing open WiFi networks is not wiretapping, judge says
· How Kansas City taxpayers support Google Fiber

September 9, 2012

· Taliban Pose as Hotties to Dupe Soldiers on Facebook
· 9 Completely Different Opinions On How Many Sex Partners Women "Should" Have
· FBI launches $1 billion nationwide facial recognition system
· Modified Star Wars toy blows up watermelons with your mind
· Three Charged in Attempted Stun Gun Puppy Robbery
· 1960s Playboy Bunny Manual shows the daily grind of the decade's most glamorous waitresses

September 10, 2012

· Taking aim at new market: Machine gun rentals at a suburb near you
· Woman arrested after forcing husband's mouth apart
· Man sentenced for ejaculating on unsuspecting sunbathers in Wilmot and Odell parks
· The R2-D2 Kegerator
· Facebook Timeline Eraser Chrome Plugins Dupe Tens of Thousands of Users
· Patriots fans to be first to use new Wi-Fi at season opener
· R.I.P: Bill Moggridge; designer of the first modern laptop computer dies at 69
· GoDaddy goes down, taking countless websites offline; Anonymous claims responsibility
· OS X Battery Life Analysis from Snow Leopard to Mountain Lion
· Apple UDIDs leaked by Anonymous came from Florida firm, not FBI (Update)

September 11, 2012

· Weird Crime: Bacon so good it'll make you slap your mamma
· Nevada man accused of fondling himself aboard Southwest flight
· It takes a Taser to stop naked knife-wielding woman's rampage
· Spain abuzz over local politician's sex tape
· Apple suppliers now shipping new 13" Retina MacBook Pros, iMacs
· Americans Mark 9/11 Anniversary
· Deputies find 96 pills stashed in woman's 'secret vault' during strip search
· Cops bust car wash for allegedly offering free sex after nine washes
· -Man naked on the bench with a laptop, a pair of 3D glasses, three 20-ounce cans of Ice House beer and a smashed cheeseburger

September 12, 2012

· Woman arrested for beating boyfriend with his own prosthetic leg
· Triple threat: Man on PCP falls out of moving car, gets run over, tries to steal baby
· Vancouver nude beach patrons seek anti-ogling bylaw
· Deputies: Woman pulls gun on man during sex in moving car
· American University professor breast-feeds sick baby in class, sparking debate
· Apple Seeds Near Final OS X 10.8.2 Developer Seed Ahead of Media Event
· GoDaddy says no attack behind Web outage
· iPhone 5 officially announced, preorders on September 14, ships September 21
· Apple launches iOS 6 on September 19 with turn-by-turn navigation, Passbook
· iPhone 5 Event: New iPods Announced
· Apple shows off revamped iTunes interface for iOS and OS X
· Apple shows EarPods earphones, Lightning cable, adapters
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· Woman accused of asking motorists to view her lady parts for money
· Prison sex requires consent, court says
· House approves another five years of warrantless wiretapping
· Apple posts video of iPhone 5 event

September 13, 2012

· No Duty to Secure Wi-Fi from BitTorrent Pirates, Judge Rules
· Acne-ridden teen who made YouTube video lands new career as a model at New York Fashion Week
· Indianapolis church's slavery, lynching sign draws ire
· Apple iPhone 5 review @ Techworld
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· iPhone 5 Gets Unlimited Data Plans on Sprint and AT&T, Verizon Less Accommodating
· A virgin who has 15 children and a woman with size 102ZZZ breasts: New sex series tells stories
· Man Pays $137 Traffic Ticket With 137 Origami Pigs In Donut Boxes

September 14, 2012

· Evernote 3.3.1 released on the Mac App Store
· Pre-orders for Apple's iPhone 5 sell out in less than an hour
· Florida Friday: Drunk woman busted for jumping into the cars of people she didn't know
· Florida Friday: Underwear photo leads to mistrial
· Florida Friday: Borrowed food becomes breaking point for New Port Richey neighbors
· Florida Friday: Deckhand, wife accused of shoplifting spree at Walmart
· Hands-on With New iPhone 5, iPod touch & nano: Bigger is Better @ The Mac Observer
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· Malware inserted on PC production lines, says study
· Apple's IPhone 5 a mixed bag for European operators

September 15, 2012

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· US schools track teens by putting chips into students' ID cards
· Apple seeds second OS X 10.8.2 build in three days, hints at imminent release
· Wine 1.5.13 released
· Brothel targeting elderly busted in SW China
· Study: Sex Can Make You Smarter
· Stowaway cat survives plane ride in suitcase
· Woman Sentenced To 18 Months For Leading Cops On High-Speed Chase While Practically Nude
· Candidate uses porn clips to sex up Bosnia mayor race
· -Police: Man stole hay for girlfriend
· The Hooters of hair: The Jersey barber shop where sexy stylists will cut your hair in bikinis
· Deputies: Thieves take car, replace it with stolen vehicle
· A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him.
· Halliburton misplaces mystery radioactive device: 'Do not handle'

September 16, 2012

· WTF: London Theater Employing Volunteer Ninjas to Confront Rude Moviegoers
· Forget the Happy Ending, Mr. Ed: Woman Would Face 20 Years in Jail for Unlicensed Horse Massages
· Skydiving Camera Falls 12,500 Feet: Lucas Damm Finds It Undamaged
· iPhone 5 Memory Size and Speed Revealed: 1GB LPDDR2-1066
· ClipWrap 2.5.7 released on the Mac App Store

September 17, 2012

· iPhone 5 Benchmarks Appear in Geekbench Showing a Dual Core, 1GHz A6 CPU
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· Police hunt Victorian toilet bomber
· Video: A Couple Humped In A Yankee Stadium Bathroom Stall For About Three Innings On Saturday [NSFW]
· Vero Beach man had a lot going on in his pants
· First Apple iPhone 5 orders now shipping from China
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· France convicts first person not having secured WiFi network
· Al Lowe is back with a Leisure Suit Larry remake. Tim from Majorgeeks will have his likeness used in the game! Check them out and give em a like!
· California Security Summit to Include Zombie Crisis Training

September 18, 2012

· Subway pervert who masturbated on three women aboard trains gets off with NO prison time
· Mom busted for prostitution claimed to be a money addict
· Hands-on review: iPod touch 5th Generation
· Third-party Lightning to 30-pin adapters, new iPods appear on Amazon
· The 10 Strangest Ancient/Outdated Sex Beliefs
· Shark 'Rescues' Man Lost At Sea For 15 Weeks
· -The Popinator Voice Activated Popcorn Launcher
· Every Single Feature That Is New In iOS 6
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· Woman in G-string leads police chase, cops say (NSFW)
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· Millions of Virgin Mobile accounts at risk of password attacks
· Samsung accidentally promotes iPhone 5 when Facebook campaign backfires
· R.I.P: Steve Sabol, president of NFL Films, dies

September 19, 2012

· Hungry? The best BBQ Joints in America
· Tennessee Man Makes Regrettable T-Shirt Choice When Posing For Sex Offender Registry Photo
· Man in Fort Pierce refuses sobriety test, says 'I done seen it on the MythBusters
· Edina woman accused of making her nephew ride in trunk of Lexus so he wouldn't drip water on its leather seats
· One twisted family tree - woman finds out late husband was also her father
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· iOS 6 @ Cult of Mac
· Over 9 million PCs infected - ZeroAccess botnet uncovered
· Growl version 2.0 released on the Mac App Store
· First Peer Reviewed Lifetime Feeding Trial Finds "Safe" Levels Of GM Maize And Roundup Can Cause Tumors And Multiple Organ Damage

September 20, 2012

· Apple issues major iOS 6 updates for nearly all of its apps
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· New Philippine law outlaws cybersex
· Rapist exposes himself to judge
· Man arrested for shoving tomato in wife's mouth "mostly to shut her up"
· Internet-famous octogenerian Ecce Homo "restorer" seeks royalties
· MailHub 1.1.0 for OS X 10.6 released

September 21, 2012

· Apple iOS 6: Maps Mayhem and What's New
· iPhone 5 Teardown Reveals Easy-To-Swap Screen, Beefed-Up Home Button
· Florida Friday: Boca Raton Woman, 86, Assaults Husband, 89, in Spat Over Canceled Trip to New York
· Florida Friday: Weird Crime: School Bus Beat Down
· Florida Friday: Woman doesn't have a bazooka, but she does have a drug pipe
· Florida Friday: Man busted for exposing himself to girl asked her to drop charges via Facebook message
· Florida Friday: Hungry 7-foot bear caught on video in DeBary backyard
· Florida Friday: Sarasota woman recovering from duck attack
· Florida Friday: Man scoops up dropped cash at Sunrise store and spends it on crack, cops say
· iPhone 5 @ HardwareHeaven.com
· Florida Friday: Nude running, camera caper in Vero Beach sends man to slammer

September 22, 2012

· Web attacks on big US banks originated in Iran, unconfirmed reports say
· Bank of France Hacked: Password Was 123456
· Wash. woman convicted in saw attack on husband
· Man jumps off Bronx Zoo monorail, mauled by tiger
· Florida man calls 911 because daughter refuses to get him beer
· Bellevue resident is first woman to conquer the 'Stellanator'
· The iPhone 5 Performance Preview @ AnandTech
· Weird Crime: Don't bring a knife to a beer fight
· Jealous girlfriend allegedly chops off chunk of man's penis
· MajorGeeks Logo, In Lego.
· Weekly Wrap: Hands on with iPhone 5 and iOS 6 @ Macworld

September 23, 2012

· Zimbabwe city residents synchronize toilet flush
· Back-seat bunk-up with niece as wife looked on
· New study indicates male genitalia is shrinking
· Oktoberfest! This fest gives you something to celebrate
· 'I'm a pirate' shouted drunken woman before hijacking passenger ferry

September 24, 2012

· Studying connection between fracking and syphilis would be a waste of time
· McRib contains same chemical in yoga mats
· Showdown: Parallels Desktop 8 vs. VMware Fusion 5 @ Ars Technica
· Apple Scouts for Ex-Google Map Employees to Develop Own Map App
· Apple sending out emails notifying iCloud users of storage downgrades
· iPhone 5 @ MacNN
· Hospital removes eel from man's bum
· Crocodile escaped from its cage on a plane bound for Melbourne, Qantas confirms
· Flight attendant's gun goes off at Philadelphia Int'l Airport
· Apple: Five million iPhone 5 sales, 100 million iOS 6 upgrades

September 25, 2012

· Open hatch sank Port Authority's $500G boat
· Small Waist, Large Breasts, Big Problem
· Rescue teams save sex doll from sea
· Judge in Brazil orders arrest of Google exec over YouTube videos
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· Apple warns iCloud users of looming storage loss
· Pot-buyer robbed of $42 and pants, Orlando Police say
· Prostitution, drugs top list of New Mexico State Fair arrests
· Teen nabbed by Newark cops after carjacking Porsche, unable to drive stick shift
· Police officers brawl at Waffle House; 1 arrested
· Flying beer cans draw attention, arrest in Vero Beach

September 26, 2012

· Breasts: The Real Reason Men Love Them
· Human finger in Idaho trout belongs to wakeboarder
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· Clay County deputies: DUI driver had squirrel in shirt
· Vampire squid from hell eats faeces to survive depths
· New Java flaw could hit 1 billion users
· Facebook denies reports of major privacy breach
· New Jersey Voters Say Mandatory Doggie Seat Belts A Good Idea

September 27, 2012

· iZip 1.9 released on the Mac App Store
· Hack attack on energy giant highlights threat to critical infrastructure
· FCC Boss: 'We Will Act' On AT&T Facetime Complaints
· Toronto school board web link offers kinky sex advice
· Colorado "Frozen Dead Guy" festival to go on with or without corpse
· Illinois prosecutor accused of biting porn store clerk in leg
· Illinois prosecutor accused of biting porn store clerk in leg
· Illinois prosecutor accused of biting porn store clerk in leg
· Illegal immigrant tries to get into Spain disguised as car seat
· -Burglars should accept risk of being shot, says judge

September 28, 2012

· Florida Friday: Bloomingdale High School teacher arrested in murder-for-hire plot
· Florida Friday: Weird Crime: Suds of good clean rage
· Florida Friday: Suspected thief caught camping out on store rooftop tells all
· Florida Friday: DeLand teen seeking world-record Mohawk sent home from school
· Tim Cook apologizes for Apple's new Maps app
· Florida Friday: Bowel movement burglaries raise stink in PSL
· Florida Friday: This Police: Man shot empty bank
· Skitch 2.0.1 released on the Mac App Store
· Mozilla's Persona Web Authentication System Moves into Beta
· California Joins Ban on Employers Demanding Social Media Access

September 29, 2012

· I-Team: The Army's secret Cold War experiments on St. Louisans
· Restaurant shut down after roadkill brought into kitchen
· Greek police send crime victims to neo-Nazi 'protectors'
· Putnam man says he killed girlfriend for waking him
· Babysitters accused of tying toddler to coffee table
· Apple updates App Store with VoiceOver fixes in iOS

September 30, 2012

· Pumpkin weighing 1,843.5 pounds sets world record at Deerfield Fair
· Butt-Chugging: Students, Experts Recoil At Alcohol Enema Case
· Letterkenny homes glued shut in act of vandalism
· Serial robber calls police for help while standing outside bank, authorities say
· Pee-Wee football coach suspended for 'paying 11-year-old players to purposefully injure opponents'