December 1, 2012

· Nude jogging 'same as a gang patch' - judge
· University employee gets two years in prison for using work-issued credit card to buy $80,000 worth of sex toys, lingerie and electronics
· Apple iMac and Mac mini @ The Verge
· Kansas dad tries cutting BB from son's head with utility knife
· KC Chiefs: Jovan Belcher Reportedly Shot and Killed Girlfriend, Self
· Poll: Nearly half support legalization of marijuana
· Women spend more time ogling other females than their male partners do
· Whisky saves man's eyesight after being blinded by vodka
· One-night stand stabs a student in the back with 6in blade as she performs sex act

December 2, 2012

· MuteMyMic 1.9.2 released on the Mac App Store
· Gun-toting granny in Virginia Beach now sleeps with hatchet for protection
· Delray 'huffer' arrested third time in week, police say
· Busted: Teen Robs Pharmacy of Oxycodone, Passes Out in Store Bathroom
· Dolphin bites girl, 8, at SeaWorld Orlando
· 8 Banned Children's Toys From Yesteryear

December 3, 2012

· More than 100 rifles stolen from Atlanta train car
· Apple To Hold Russian iTunes Event On December 4th [Report]
· 6 Christmas-Themed Drinks to Get You Holiday Wasted
· It’s great being Britney clone ... I’d like to thank her for giving me a good life
· Pageant picks Brazil's most shapely female butt
· Denny's new Las Vegas restaurant puts weddings on the menu
· Man bites dog. No, seriously
· Deer get onto racetrack, announcer plays along
· Apple supplies third beta of iOS 6.1 to developers

December 4, 2012

· College Demands Construction Crew Remove ‘Sexist’ ‘Men Working’ Sign
· SF-Based Porn Company Offers Sex-Ed Classes With Live-Demonstrations
· Apple officially opens iTunes Music Store in 56 countries
· Review: Das Keyboard Model S Professional @ Macworld
· Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Family Dogs
· Ukraine's government, PM resign en masse
· Fake Viagra, dog fur-stuffed toys seized in $3M bust
· Alleged Altercation Over Beer Lands Woman In Jail, Boyfriend In Hospital

December 5, 2012

· Apple iMac 27-inch (Late 2012) @ TechReviewSource
· Jana Lawrence Accused Of Groping, Licking And Flashing Patrons Of Two Different Restaurants
· Harvard recognizes group promoting kinky sex
· US woman arrested for bank robbery brags on YouTube about robbing a bank
· Hands on: Logitech Wireless Solar Keyboard for Apple users
· Penn State sorority girls busted for offensive photo at Mexican-themed party
· Man leaves dog to babysit while he goes to bar, deputies say
· Pizza Hut Perfume? Canadian Wing Of Pizza Chain Debuts Weird New Product
· Your Holiday Dinner Guests Will Love Dining Off These Testicle Plates
· Man pulled over while driving with traffic sign in his head
· Sophos's 2013 threat report points to US as Blackhole capital

December 6, 2012

· Hackers steal customer info from insurance provider Nationwide
· Apple Mac mini @ TechRadar
· Border agents trying to determine if $52k in cash hidden in a detergent box was laundered money
· NZ giving unemployed one-way airfares to Australia to get them off dole
· Maine man's home a 14-foot canoe in Boston Harbor
· British boy's smartphone catches fire
· Tim Cook tells NBC Apple will be building Macs in the U.S.
· iPhone now said to be top selling U.S. smartphone
· ‘Anonymous’ Hackers Convicted of Targeting PayPal, MasterCard
· T-Mobile USA will finally carry Apple devices in 2013
· Man called cops to complain prostitute cut time short
· Employers Hire Potential Drinking Buddies Ahead Of Top Candidates
· Woman Arrested for Stealing Hygiene Products from Walmart, While Wearing Ankle Monitor From Previous Arrest for Same Crime
· Former Windows Vista hacker now hardening OS X, iOS at Apple
· Man impersonates funeral director to collect engagement rings from his late fiancee

December 7, 2012

· Florida Friday: The year's 20 weirdest stories from Florida, America's weirdest state
· Florida Friday: Florida health administrator denies kids are dumped in nursing homes
· Florida Friday: Father-son reunion at liquor store ends with dad running from son's gun shots, deputies say
· Florida Friday: FWC announces '2013 Python Challenge' in hunting the invasive snakes
· Florida Friday: Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Jessica Sexxxton, Monica Sexxxton Aiming To Be Filthy Rich
· Florida Friday: Drunken woman found at end of trail of soiled paper towels
· Tim Cook’s Interview On NBC Rock Center With Brian Williams
· 21.5-inch 2012 iMac takes two steps forward, one step back @ ars technica
· Florida Friday: Hundreds of thousands of genetically modified mosquitoes set to be released into the Florida Keys in experiment to fight dengue fever

December 8, 2012

· Mushroom Ice Cream, Anyone? Chefs Turning To Veggies For Dessert
· WA boy, 14, pleads guilty to groping barista
· Man claims he was blackmailed after visiting porn website
· Bicyclist Stabs Motorist in Northwest D.C. Confrontation
· Wine 1.5.19 is available!
· Apple’s upcoming iOS update to unlock full Bluetooth keyboard control for Apple TV
· Federal agency wants black boxes in every new car by September 2014

December 9, 2012

· Broken Arrow Man Arrested For Leaving Children In Car In Bar Parking Lot
· MajorGeeks Locals: Born wild! Mom delivers baby girl on path at upstate NY zoo with help of keepers
· B.C. woman fined for renting garden shed to homeless couple
· Atlanta police find homicide victim seeking suspect

December 10, 2012

· Tennis star Novak buys up world's supply of donkey cheese at £400 a pound for new restaurant chain
· This Is The World's Most Expensive Whisky
· WW2 weapon turned in during gun buy-back program in CT
· Apple Begins Preparing First 27-Inch iMac Orders for Shipment
· US Secret Service probed after sensitive files left on Metro train
· The ex-files: car revenge and trapped testicles
· 80 percent of the total of all the antibiotics we use in the states is used in meat animals
· Bar in Hackney raided over whale skin-infused cocktail

December 11, 2012

· TrashMe 2.1.5 released on the Mac App Store
· Felon Allegedly Rams Stolen Car into Police Cruiser
· Jose David Diaz-Marrero Steals, Snorts Dog And Human Ashes In Florida
· Students accused of sickening class with pot-laced brownies
· Google Accidentally Transmits Self-Destruct Code to Army of Chrome Browsers
· Coffee Lowers the Risk of Oral Cancer by 49 Percent
· Bar Stabbing, Fecal Flinging at Wrigleyville Bar Crawl

December 12, 2012

· Sexually explicit display of Barbi and Ken dolls in the window of an adult store is getting residents hot and bothered
· Moonlight Bunny Ranch Owner, Wants Prostitution Legalized To Help Save Us From Fiscal Cliff
· Working Apple I nets record-smashing $640,000 at German auction
· Apple fixes data bug stranding Aussies, but what about the rest of us?
· Facebook helps FBI take down $850M botnet crime ring
· Report: new Mac malware hides as fake software installer
· Logitech intros wireless backlit keyboard, trackpad for Mac
· Apple Tests Designs for TV
· Nude dude found passed out in car with his genitals exposed, cops say
· Amsterdam forced to ban smoking marijuana in schools because of number of students turning up stoned

December 13, 2012

· Half siblings arrested for incest and drugs after police found the pair 'smoking meth in a car with their baby in the back seat'
· Pepsi-Chicken Flavored Lay’s Potato Chips Hit China
· 'World's Best Beer' Finally Available in US
· Farmhand busted for 'having sex with miniature donkey named Doodle' claims Florida's bestiality laws are UNCONSTITUTIONAL
· Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival sells out in less than four minutes
· Apple Quickly Updates Malware Definitions to Detect New SMS Scam Trojan

December 14, 2012

· Florida Friday: Police: Man tried to drown wife in dog bowl
· Florida Friday: The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012
· Florida Friday: Suspects sought after Florida woman reports stolen driveway
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Brandon man encouraged stepson to beat classmate
· Brooklyn Cops Use Facebook to Take Down 250-Member Gang

December 15, 2012

· Florida Friday: Former Kirksville man killed during pork chop argument
· Florida Friday: Florida to hit its one-millionth concealed weapons permit next week
· TapeDeck 1.5.1 released on the Mac App Store
· God Save the Eight-Track
· Disney samples California craft
· Romantic rendezvous while faking injury leads to jail time
· "I have no intention of becoming a woman": Mike Tyson sex change spoof fools African media
· Man’s Marriage Proposal, Plowed Into a Field, Has 150-Yard-Tall Typo

December 16, 2012

· Cheetahs get workout at horse track
· Hotel modeled after human colon
· 9 Rules if You’re Going to Regift This Season
· Deputies: Man was firing gun while driving on I-95; thought he was fishing
· An Afghan Mystery: Why Are Large Shipments of Gold Leaving the Country?
· How iOS emulation is reviving an arcane, arcade-inspired retro console
· Twitter has started rolling out the option to download all your tweets

December 17, 2012

· Anonymous Hacks The Westboro Baptist Church: Posts All Their Personal Information
· Feminist group leaves consent-themed panties in Victoria’s Secret stores to protest ‘culture of rape’
· I've fallen for my cousin after a night of passion
· Twinkies again by spring? It could happen
· Viewing online pornography 'can make you lose your memory'
· Apple seeds iOS 6.1 beta 4, new Xcode, Apple TV betas
· Hollywood hacker sentenced to 10 years in prison
· Drop Everything, Dog Space Suits Right Here

December 18, 2012

· Five weirdest food heists of 2012 -- and what would've made them even weirder
· Man wears 70 items of clothing at airport to avoid baggage charge
· Petition Results In Hasbro Introducing Gender-Neutral Easy-Bake Oven
· Drunk driver boxed in by motorists until police arrive
· Man bites wife's ear in birthday fight at Hard Rock, police say
· Not Just For Coffee Anymore: The Rise Of Caffeinated Foods
· Apple Online Store Now Offering Free Next-Day Shipping On Everything
· Trojan Is Handing Out Free Vibrators Again—This Time to All the Nerds at CES

December 19, 2012

· Skitch 2.0.3 released
· New OS X 10.8.3 beta further details Software Update for pre-release seeds
· Parents Say Christmas Carols are Form of Bullying
· EazyDraw 5.4.0 released on the Mac App Store
· Science explains Rudolph's red reindeer nose
· 'Noble' Swede: Hobbit dwarf stole my name
· Police Rescue Dog From Burning Home By Tasering Sword-and-Shield-Wielding Old Man

December 20, 2012

· iOS 6 Adoption Up 29% After Google Maps Hits App Store
· Unproven Stem-Cell Cosmetic Treatments Can Grow Bones In Your Eyes
· 1.2 Million Years Worth Of Porn Watched Since 2006 … On Just Two Pr0n Sites
· A look back at 2012's dumb criminals
· Boeing uses 20,000 lbs. of potatoes to check aircraft wireless network signals
· Harder, better, faster, stronger: A review of the 27-inch iMac @ ars technica
· Illinois Man Sentenced for Illegally Transporting East Texas Deer Semen

December 21, 2012

· LiveQuartz 2.0.3 released on the Mac App Store
· Apple seeds new 10.8.3 build just days after previous one
· Florida Friday: Man shot at Florida pizza restaurant for complaining about service
· Florida Friday: Man with tat that read 'Sniper' entered school PE class, asked for beer
· Florida Friday: Sword-wielding woman arrested after entering Orange mosque
· Florida Friday: No bond for man accused of firing flare gun at girlfriend
· Stabuniq malware found on servers at U.S. financial institutions
· New: Giant Moto Free for iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch (Reviewed)
· Ransomware Extortion Scam Locks Machines, Demands Payment

December 22, 2012

· Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
· Man accused of stabbing girlfriend over Facebook photos
· Woman wigs out, attacks while carrying child, pulls off 'artificial hair'
· Wine 1.5.20 released
· German scientists seek to clone perfect Xmas trees
· Betty Russell Slept While Tornado Ripped Off Her Roof
· Ten best marijuana gifts of 2012
· How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Using a Beer Can?

December 23, 2012

· Hacker nabs 3m Verizon customer records
· Swedish man gets disability benefits for addiction to heavy metal
· Police: 1 blackjack dealer stabs another in Vegas
· Twinkies are back! Legendary cake set to return to shelves in coming months but under new ownership
· Video: Hottie Hairtricks get wild

December 24, 2012

· Digital transfer saves oldest ever Christmas sound recordings from 1902
· Township asks judge to order a stop to 'overwhelming' marijuana odor
· Dead passenger found riding in Berlin underground
· If You’re Giving A Wii U This Christmas, Nintendo Wants You To Open And Update It Yourself First
· Google Santa Tracker provides entertainment for the kids right now
· NORAD Tracks Santa with the Help of Partners

December 25, 2012

· R.I.P: 'Odd Couple' actor Jack Klugman dies at 90
· Revealed: NSA targeting domestic computer systems in secret test
· Holiday Hotties
· Cops warn about potential purple pervert
· Mall Santa stuns shy 3-year-old deaf boy: Uses sign language to ask whether he’s been naughty or nice
· Give Santa back! Turkish professor calls for return of St Nicholas' bones which were taken to the Vatican in the 11th century
· R.I.P: Charles Durning, Oscar-nominated king of the character actors, dies at 89 in NYC

December 26, 2012

· Ontario man stabbed in Christmas family fight
· Security officials at Logan Airport find cocaine in wheelchair tires
· How the Queen of England Beat Everyone to the Internet
· Huge Smoke Breathing Godzilla Christmas Tree In Japan
· Mark Zuckerberg's Sister Complains Of Facebook Privacy Breach
· Dog Elevator For Your Home

December 27, 2012

· 13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina Display Review @ MacLife
· Idaho police follow footprints in snow to alleged car burglar's home
· Ohio judge orders stalking parents away from daughter
· Loaded gun abandoned at bathroom in Ellsworth L.L.Bean
· FloriDUH's Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of sex gone bad
· Journalists’ Addresses Posted In Revenge For Newspaper’s Google Map Of Gun Permit Owners

December 28, 2012

· Harlem foster child finds A GUN in Christmas gift donated at SoHo church
· Ho ho ho! How a 5-year-old got a porn-filled Nintendo for Xmas
· R.I.P: Gulf War commander Schwarzkopf dies
· Texas ranch's secret cattle feed ingredient: Beer
· The Greatest Science Fiction Porn Movies of All Time: 1961-1991 [NSFW]
· Parents Tracks Daughter’s Phone, Receives Stalking Order
· Warrantless wiretaps? Congress votes yes

December 29, 2012

· Nerd calendar puts joy back in joy-sticks
· You Are Not Gay Anymore, Thanks To Horse-Fondling School
· How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car
· Chicken alerts couple of fire
· Coin flip decides Texas city council race
· Stripper agrees to go home with patron - Guess how that ends? (Mugshots)
· Cops: Woman, 50, Battered Boyfriend, 32, Because Six Came Before Nine
· Senate Reauthorizes FISA, Rejects Proposed Privacy Amendments
· Council on Foreign Relations Website Hit by Watering Hole Attack, IE Zero-Day Exploit

December 30, 2012

· Is my vibrator ruining my relationship?
· Grandmother 'comes back from the dead just minutes before post-mortem' after spending THREE DAYS in the morgue
· Belgium To Prosecute Scientology As Criminal Organization; Church Faces Charges Of Extortion, Fraud
· Only Eight Percent Do it Naked: Survey Reveals Our Sleeping Habits
· Mugshot: Man threatens, throws feces and spits on police - ends up looking like this

December 31, 2012

· Emergency crews work 30 minutes to free a man impaled on an ornamental bed headboard
· Jersey woman charged at boyfriend with hammer after he refuses to pay for laundry
· Dogs and cats 'still eaten in Switzerland'
· How Real Navy SEALs Would Handle Famous Movie Missions
· East Bremerton clerk says he's too busy for robbery; suspect leaves
· Mystery of MI6 worker found naked and dead in locked sports bag may be solved

January 1, 2013

· When USB memory sticks lie
· The craziest Craigslist posts of 2012