February 1, 2013

· Apple to stop shipping Mac Pro in Europe on March 1
· Florida Friday: Florida tow truck driver arrested after pocket-dialing 911
· Florida Friday: Trial starts for Jensen Beach man accused of shooting wife's would-be sex customer
· Florida Friday: Report: Woman accused of kicking people's genitals, punching deputy
· R.I.P: Ed Koch, mayor who became a symbol of NYC, dies at 88
· Florida Friday: Dad squandered daughter's $58,000 inheritance on car, flight for girlfriend, say deputies
· Florida Friday: Peeping Tom masturbated while watching woman bathe
· Apple passes Samsung to become top US mobile phone vendor with record 34% market share
· Wine 1.5.23 released
· Macworld/iWorld 2013 Best of Show winners

February 2, 2013

· Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear (NSFW)
· A taste of Macworld/iWorld 2013: Bowblade, Eset, Kanex and more
· How to Make Mathematically Perfect Nachos
· Why You Shouldn't Play Hide and Seek
· Police: Drunken, diapered man pees all over patrol car

February 3, 2013

· Dotcom Offers €10,000 Reward For Breaking Mega's Crypto
· Citadel Trojan: It’s Not Just for Banking Fraud Anymore
· The non-fan's guide to Super Bowl parties
· How to Eat a Chicken Wing with One Hand
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· Florence student suspended over picture of gun
· NJ School Implements 'No Cursing' Rule But Only for Girls
· 2013 Automotive Superbowl commercial roundup (Videos, Updated)
· Where to Watch the Super Bowl Online

February 4, 2013

· Last day for penny distribution from Canadian Mint
· Bogus Doctor: Australian Teen 'Prescribed Drugs'
· Charged with assault with a deadly squirt gun
· Macworld|iWorld 2013 in photos: on and off the show floor
· How Oreo's brilliant blackout tweet won the Super Bowl
· Anonymous posts over 4000 U.S. bank executive credentials
· President given “broad authority” to order cyber attacks

February 5, 2013

· Apple overtakes Nokia in global mobile web usage for first time
· Hackers hit U.S. Department of Energy
· K-9 team stumbled unto pot grow-tent during training exercise, deputies say
· Ambitious Thief Walks Out Of Costco With 24 Bottles Of Motor Oil Wrapped Around His Body
· Portugal bans Olympic windsurfer over secret pregnancy
· Parrot steals $1100 from unsuspecting tourist
· Timothy Carr Allegedly Drives Drunk Inside Walmart
· 'Cookie Monster' Sends 2nd Note is Sculpture Theft

February 6, 2013

· NetSeer gets a quick all clear from Google
· UK Information Commissioner relaxes cookie rules
· 128GB iPad with Retina display now available from Apple
· California students lose fingers during lunchtime tug of war
· 'Intimacy 2.0' Dress Turns Transparent When You Get Sexually Aroused (NSFW)
· Cat Stuck in Washer, Survives Cycle
· Pre-op transsexual ‘raped woman after sex dungeon tour’
· Man disguises himself as 'The Sun,' steals logo towel
· Postal Service to stop delivering mail on Saturdays
· Study: Global Warming Can Be Slowed By Working Less
· China is still hacking the Wall Street Journal, claims Rupert Murdoch
· Password protection for everyone
· Front company used to sign malware

February 7, 2013

· German labour office gets teen a job in brothel
· Rubber chickens, diapers suggested for China's holiday travel
· Cannabis may help reverse dementia: study
· 12 of the Best Animal Photobombs
· Monopoly fans vote to add cat, toss iron token
· Apple Seeds Build 12D65 of OS X Beta 10.8.3 to Developers
· Hands on with Mophie's Juice Pack Helium for iPhone 5
· Charge your phone with a cold beer

February 8, 2013

· 'Please avoid exposing buttocks... genital region... breasts and nipples': CBS issues 'Wardrobe Advisory' ahead of Grammies
· Burned alive: Mum accused of SORCERY is stripped, tortured and set alight in front of crowd
· Animal-Semen Attacks On Teen Girls In United Kingdom Happening AGAIN
· Woman defaces famous Louvre painting with black pen
· Fake eye pops out during assault trial
· Disk Inspector 1.0.4 released on the Mac App Store
· Lots of router vulnerabilities, not many patches
· How Could Anyone Not Want a Product Called the Strap and Crap?
· Hackers said to hit Bush family, exposing sensitive information

February 9, 2013

· Federal contractor alters 'thousands' of iPads for secure government use
· Government watchdog: warrantless laptop searches at border are A-OK
· Pirate Bay co-founder: “I can sit here and jerk off for 5 years. And I will.”
· Bizarre Valentine's Day Gift Guide: Sexy Cupid Outfit, Pink Pepper Spray Gun, Sex Organ Toast, And More
· Waxing our way to the ER
· Cop's Gun Stuck In MRI Machine
· Homeless man rescued after attaching ‘help’ note to dog

February 10, 2013

· The line stretches as the 2013 Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival officially opens
· NJ Firefighters sworn in using iPad Bible app
· Sweden brings in police as horsemeat scandal spreads
· I thought it was normal to take baby to a rave
· Rump Roast: Couple addicted to coffee enemas -- get up to four a day

February 11, 2013

· Texas teacher suspended after she emptied pencil shavings into student's mouth
· Wash. Man, 82, Says He's OK After Tackling Suspect
· Fortune cookies lose their romance after complaints from parents
· About time—Apple now experimenting with a watch-like device
· Men's friendships with women 'driven by sexual attraction'
· Horsemeat found in British supermarkets 'may be donkey'

February 12, 2013

· Oracle to bulk up Java update on 19 February
· Limitless credit card manipulations
· 21.5-inch iMac (Late 2012) Review @ Mac|Life
· Inmate caught when cellphone rings in rectum
· Intrepid Tokyo diners delight in dirt degustation
· KRTV's Emergency Alert System Hacked To Warn Of Fake Zombie Apocalypse (VIDEO)
· NYC Valentine's Day sewage tour back by 'demand'

February 13, 2013

· Why does s "-4^(1/4)" make Google think of porn.
· TuneSpan 1.1 released on the Mac App Store
· Alternative Valentine's Date - LA's Death Museum
· Regular customer of Heart Attack Grill dies of heart attack
· Dallas chocolatier pumps out chocolate high heels
· Priest fined $1000 for biting off the ear of a fellow elderly clergyman in a dispute over a sprinkler
· Apple drops prices for some Retina MacBook Pro, MacBook Air models
· Apple tops Japan’s mobile industry for the first time with 15% market share in 2012
· Malware attacks spike against Apple OS X users in China enclave
· TechStars cofounder Brad Feld buys a home in Kansas City, will give startups free housing & Google Fiber
· Chernobyl roof partly collapses under heavy snow: ‘everybody should be absolutely calm’

February 14, 2013

· Apple said to have 100 employees working on "iWatch"
· Spurned trainer allegedly plotted to steal walrus
· Man Convicted Of Possessing Extreme Pornograph Claims It Was For Book Research
· Water idiot! Bloke goes for a swim in huge hotel lobby fish tank (Video)
· From Nob Hill to Poo via Tittybong: Map reveals the vaguely rude place names from around the world
· HP sued by Chubby Checker over webOS penis size app
· Man Stabbed As Ménage A Trois Goes Wrong
· Southern Illinois family's syrup making mistaken for meth lab
· How to Bypass iPhone 5 Passcode on iOS 6.1 / 6.0.2 / 6.0.1 . Prank your friends.

February 15, 2013

· Radium 3.0 released on the Mac App Store
· In Need of "Sausage and Mash"? Visit an East London ATM
· Global morning anchor gets unintentionally sexual
· Meteor strike injures hundreds in central Russia
· Florida Friday: Boca Mansion Squatter Releases Music Video
· Florida Friday: Citrus County couple charged with child abuse after a roach was found in their son's ear
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· Skype breaks records, traffic grows by 44 percent

February 16, 2013

· Amadeus Pro 2.1.2 released on the Mac App Store
· Amadeus Lite 2.1.2 released on the Mac App Store
· Woman accused of stealing porn, shirt
· Police: Woman undressed in front of elementary school assembly
· Michigan cop reports to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”
· 15kgs lighter, missing backpacker 'drank contact lens fluid and urine' to survive outback ordeal
· Many Suburban Cops in Chicago Allowed To Work "Half Drunk"
· Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis
· Wine 1.5.24 released
· 10 Awesome NASA Photos in 3D

February 17, 2013

· Building a CustoMac: Buyer's Guide February 2013
· Man Throws Semen At Women In New Mexico Walmart: Cops
· Scientists clear passengers to fart on flights
· The Police Blotter for America’s Third Most Expensive Zip Code is a Thing of First World Beauty
· Builder hit with coconut, stabbed and shot in Vashi
· New Video Game Perversely Portrays Dorner as Hero
· 25 Cereals From The '80s You Will Never Eat Again

February 18, 2013

· NHS pays out £1million in compensation to men who have had the wrong TESTICLE removed
· Sync Folders 2.7.1 released on the Mac App Store
· Captain FTP 6.5.4 released on the Mac App Store
· R.I.P: Country star Mindy McCready dead at 37 of apparent suicide
· Giant rabbit scares burglar out of family home
· St. Petersburg to host the first museum of erotica in Russia
· Call for prostitute ends with three in jail
· Burglar breaks $100K custom glass door with rocks at Boulder Apple Store
· "Frost" Attack Unlocks Android Phones' Data By Chilling Their Memory In A Freezer
· Sexy scammers entice men into stripping on webcam, then blackmail them

February 19, 2013

· Apple accounts for 20% of all 2012 US consumer technology sales revenue
· Multi-million dollar diamond heist in Brussels
· Florida woman crashes car while being 'amorous': Police
· 'Super drunk' Paw Paw woman flees officers to take Chihuahua home before going to jail, police say
· Haunted Mirror Sells For $155 On EBay
· Weapons made with 3-D printers could test gun-control efforts
· Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
· Apple's own Macs bitten by Java-based malware attack
· Google Maps Gives You Unrestricted Access To NFL Stadiums
· Nanotech 'sober pill' could one day de-drunk you
· Report: new Trojan aimed at OS X appears, using OpenSSH

February 20, 2013

· iTunes 11.0.2 is available via Software Update and Mac App Store
· Hackers take over Jeeps' Twitter account
· Woman apologizes after calling 911 for cigarettes
· Porn Star Bra Size, Weight, Hair Color Averages: Jon Millward's 'Deep Inside' Answers All
· Levi Daniel Staver stabs grandmother to death, blames "Arch Angel Michael"
· Mystery Over 'Weird' Green Slime Solved (Update)

February 21, 2013

· PayPal Credentials For Sale, Access Offered Via Proxy Server
· iPhone developer site confirmed as corporate attack source
· Britain to India: Diamond in royal crown is ours
· World's Longest Curly Fry: Arby's Customer Kim Medford Discovers 38-Inch Long Spud (PHOTO)
· Washington state baristas arrested for stripping at drive-thru
· Elderly Brawl Breaks Out At Senior Center During Bingo Game
· Hacking group Anonymous latest victim of Twitter hack
· Mophie's Juice Pack Helium is a solid battery case for iPhone 5 @ Macworld
· Want To Snooze? This Annoying Alarm Clock Makes You Sink a Putt First

February 22, 2013

· Apple Seeds iOS 6.1.3 Beta 2 to Developers with Fix for Passcode Lock Bug
· Florida Friday: 8th-grader says she got 'inappropriate' T-shirt from Christian conference
· Florida Friday: Naked man accused of performing lewd act near school bus stop, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Report: Online romance cost woman $450,000
· Florida Friday: Former hotel executives embezzled $782,018 from resort, detectives say
· Florida Friday: US Sheriff vows to get spanking fetish Australian man
· Cornell scientists 3D print ears with help from rat tails and cow ears
· FixYa Study Finds Apple Smartphones to be the Most Reliable
· Even Death Can’t Stop You From Tweeting; LivesOn App Tweets on Behalf of You Post-Death
· Zendesk Compromised, Twitter, Tumblr and Pinterest Users Affected
· Certified online banking trojan in the wild
· Twitter, Tumblr and Pinterest caught in hacking attack

February 23, 2013

· Man's $6,500 porn collection stolen
· To prevent snakes on a plane, Guam to airdrop poisoned mice
· Scorpion with a side of bee larvae: insects go from pests to protein source
· Ron Jeremy Cleared For Sex; Porn Star Was In Hospital With Aneurysm Near Heart
· Hooters Burglars Steal Jukebox, Thinking It's ATM
· Porn Actor Arrested For Breaking Into Firehouse To Masturbate On Gear
· Boy Calls 911 about Bedtime
· Man Caught With Penis Out In Public Says It's Because His Pants Shrunk
· Hacker says security flaw let him access any Facebook profile

February 24, 2013

· Montana Roadkill Law Allows Motorists To Eat The Animals They Hit With Cars
· Meet The Guy Who Is Trying To Sell Photos Of Incinerated Cop Killer Christopher Dorner In A Body Bag
· Love hurts: Man arrested for releasing helium balloon with his girlfriend
· Homeless man is given $100,000 by well-wishers after he returned diamond engagement ring to bride after it fell into his cup
· Controversial 6 strike anti-piracy system to roll out to most ISPs next week
· The ladies of summer - with bicycles or something

February 25, 2013

· Cat café to open in London after public donates £100,000
· 38 Maps You Never Knew You Needed
· Flying SUV crashes through two houses, lodges in roof
· Teen Girl Stabs Boy In Back For Stealing Her Bag Of Chips
· Researchers claim to have found more zero-day vulnerabilities in Java
· Mozilla, AT&T and Ericsson team up to help you make calls from your browser, sans-plugin
· iOS 6.1.3 Beta 2 Breaks Evasi0n Jailbreak
· Another iPhone Passcode Bypass Vulnerability Discovered

February 26, 2013

· Vulnerabilities served up
· Controversial 6 strike anti-piracy system to roll out to most ISPs next week
· Teacher Accused of Offering Student Money for Sex – Via Facebook Messaging
· Office Depot and OfficeMax to Merge
· Anthrax TNT (AC/DC cover) live at Soundwave Brisbane 2013
· Jesus Mata Fakes Robbery To Avoid Telling Wife He Blew $1K At Strip Club
· Sex Toy 'Groupon': Site Offers Daily Deals For Sinners Like You
· Mexican priest with comic book robe sprays congregation with holy water gun
· Zephyrhills neighbor dispute ends with machete attack
· Apple will offer $5 credits for parents victimized by “bait apps”
· iOS 6.1.2 already most popular version of Apple's iOS less than 1 week after launch
· Analyst: Mac sales up 31% for January 2013
· Life Hacks: How To Make Emergency Candles With Butter
· Apple’s Deleting iCloud Emails That Contain The Phrase ‘Barely Legal Teens’
· Staples officially launches US Apple sales
· Playstation 4 Press Conference - Sony Unveil Hardware Specs and New Controller
· Clueless Gamer: Conan O'Brien Reviews "Tomb Raider"
· First Person Mario: Endgame
· Google's two-factor authentication bypassed
· New holes discovered in latest Java versions
· Stretchable batteries are here!

February 27, 2013

· GraphicConverter 8.5.3 released on the Mac App Store
· Boob Sledding Through the Arctic
· "Most Wanted" Suspect Told Police Station is Closed
· Louisiana Forces Homeless Shelter To Destroy $8,000 Worth Of Deer Meat
· HotTug – Hot Tub Boat
· Lesbian teen sues school after being suspended for anti-bullying shirt
· Apple 27-inch iMac (Late 2012) @ macnn
· Self-Driving Trucks In Japan Undergo Test Run
· Best Buy cuts 400 jobs at corporate campus - more to come
· Google says it's effectively blocking hackers and spammers

February 28, 2013

· Did You Buy Chinese Male Enhancement Pills Recently?
· Man and woman, preferably married, wanted for expedition to Mars
· Dog shoots man in Florida, maybe
· Bike Gets Stuck In Boy's Anus
· Ex-Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King Reportedly Offered $250,000 To Be 'Miss YouPorn' (PHOTOS)
· Mesa PD: Cab driver told women they could pay fare with sexual favors
· Google patches bug that allows attackers to slip past two-factor authentication
· Apple retains top spot in Fortune 'Most Admired Companies'
· D.C. Pepsi Machine Found to be Vending Malt Liquor

March 1, 2013

· R.I.P: Cowboy actor Dale Robertson dead at 89
· Sergey Brin: Smartphones are 'emasculating'
· Pandora implements 40 hour per month cap - promises it will affect very few
· Google Fail: Autistic people should......
· Judge who ruled in favor of Samsung over Apple gets a new job – at Samsung
· Kelihos botnet taken down live on stage
· Cyber-attackers turn NVIDIA tool into an accomplice