August 3, 2006

· Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet, Suffers Burns

August 4, 2006

· Transsexual chicken wreaks havoc in the henhouse

August 6, 2006

· German finds frozen dog in her fridge

August 7, 2006

· Cops quickly find stolen doughnut truck
· Cops: Man stabs 2 in tomato theft attempt
· Bear takes in dinner and a show in Nev.
· Belgian drain covers vanish as metal prices surge
· Polo Ralph Lauren adds twist to window shopping

August 8, 2006

· British prostitute takes client to court after he refuses to pay
· Police: Drunken German hands out savings
· "Sperm Monologues": What to tell your unborn child

August 9, 2006

· Penguins corralled on highway after accident
· How not to open a grenade...

August 12, 2006

· Man picks wrong spot when nature calls
· Experts baffled by water-gurgling tree
· Judge orders online sale of Unabomber goods
· U.S. border cops nab Mexican cheese smuggler
· Sex museum displays Hillary Rodham Clinton bust
· Church in unholy row with strip club
· Move over, Johnny Depp!
· RoboPet

August 14, 2006

· Doctors test anti-smoking vaccine
· China bans 'Simpsons' from prime-time TV
· Chicago saying au revoir to foie gras
· "Charm school" helps men perfect the pick-up
· Pickpockets rob man after faeces attack
· Angry woman gets revenge at McDonald's

August 15, 2006

· NASA can't find original tape of moon landing
· Northwest advised workers to see treasure in trash
· S.C. thieves steal church's kitchen sink

August 16, 2006

· Sebastian the cat gets 'grilled'
· 'Hybrid mutant' found dead in Maine

August 17, 2006

· Drunk man bets to cut off his penis for 2,000 USD and wins the bet
· Monks brawl at peace protest
· Stairway to Heaven Collapses
· Kittens survive frying pan ordeal
· Genetically enhanced grass escapes into wild

August 18, 2006

· God Bless This Lube
· Dickies Takes a 'Crack' at Jean Redesign
· Bladder alert lost in translation
· Man Trapped Waist-Deep in Chocolate

August 19, 2006

· Firefighters who refused to rescue cat shot at
· Are you SURE you want to remove that?
· Teen Allegedly Uses Oar on Horse Riders
· The women feel bad, but the guys must feel worse
· Woman accused of heroin-soaked panties

August 20, 2006

· Strip poker champ bares all after win

August 21, 2006

· Woman's narrow escape as cow falls from cliff
· It's like if "The Producers" opened an eatery
· Church Fires Teacher for Being Woman
· Wet Lamp: A Submerged Lightbulb
· Vultures lay siege to Amazon jungle city

August 22, 2006

· A surface inspired by geckos
· MajorGeeks locals: Police expect bumper pot crop
· Scientists Offer Proof of 'Dark Matter'
· Bob Dylan: Technology Sucks

August 23, 2006

· Police end funeral striptease acts
· No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really
· Woman sought after umbrella poke in the eye
· Porn parade Down Under outdraws Santa Claus

August 24, 2006

· Parents sue in lost iPod drama
· Bubba the Grouper goes belly up at 24
· Mo. man sends porn pictures of ex-wife
· Subway fans set record for riding whole system
· Vegas closing 24-hour marriage office
· Bat, Trimmer, Hammer Used in Lawn Brawl
· Malaysia begins push to clean up public toilets
· Milwaukee is named 'Drunkest City'
· Boiled bones show Aztecs butchered, ate invaders

August 25, 2006

· Senior citizens find nurtured "weed" is pot
· Auditor a glutton for punishment
· Snore Stopper-A Sandbag in the Tsunami of Your Loveless Marriage
· Beatles webcam helps foil burglary
· Volcano simulation on your desktop

August 26, 2006

· Another iPod skips to the loo
· Photo Leads To Suspected Counterfeiter's Capture

August 28, 2006

· Fish n Flush aquarium toilet tank
· Photos: Supersonic Private Jets-New York to LA in just over two hours.
· Website chronicles N.Y. conversations

August 29, 2006

· Woman crashes car while teaching dog to drive in China
· Only women need apply for traffic police
· Brazilian newborn so big her feet reach over crib's edge
· Fake officials "reopen" New Orleans public housing
· Participant of Sex Dolls Rafting Tournament Disqualified For Sexual Abuse of Apparatus
· Heavy Metal: Rocking Babies To Sleep?
· Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive
· Italian "Bonnie and Clyde" couple smooch to rob
· Mooove slowly and don't hug Swiss cows, hikers told
· Disabled athlete looses artificial limb after checking it on plane

August 30, 2006

· Miracle is Sunk
· Michigan Pair Blows Robbery Attempt