September 1, 2006

· Pilot locked out of cockpit during flight
· dude! we're getting an exploding battery!
· Diamonds made from baby hair

September 2, 2006

· Trump tells "Apprentice" sidekick "you're fired"
· Someone Posts Bogus 'No Parking' Sign
· 20 Things You Didn't Know About... Death
· Bogus 'No Parking' sign bites drivers in wallet
· Food giant bows to hedgehog
· U.S. Postal Service makes spelling goof on postmark

September 3, 2006

· Nice Place

September 4, 2006

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· Squirrel in spokes floors cycling opera singer
· Paraglider lands in minefield

September 5, 2006

· Photos: What Google traffic looks like on map
· Photos: More Weird visualizations
· Homemade Full Size Flight Simulator
· MajorGeeks Local: Show Jumper Beezie Madden Finishes with a Silver Medal (Congrats BZ!!)

September 6, 2006

· Gisele stars in new Apple ad
· Pimp my Dream Tanker
· Bud.TV set to tap beer drinkers on the Web
· Jogger Trapped in Swamp 4 Days
· Discovery of 'intersex' fish raises questions
· Ala. police use macadamia nuts in sting
· Cell phones found inside four prisoners

September 7, 2006

· Woman found guilty of hitting another woman with dead puppy
· FBI tries to crack "code" in Mafia boss's bible
· Cemetery's flags found in squirrel nest
· Cops: Chicken dies, wife shoots husband
· Arrests follow marijuana cookie party

September 8, 2006

· Jilted bride turns wedding into charity
· Snake goes from weapon to wounded
· Nude photo scandal costs officials their jobs
· Auto-eroticism undoes driver
· 'Rabbits' appear on Vermont roads

September 10, 2006

· New York deli worker wins US$1 million scratch-off lottery game for 2nd time

September 11, 2006

· Man starts fire by roasting bear
· Gravedigger buried himself
· Principal roasts Starbucks over steamy retro logo

September 12, 2006

· Giant catfish scares tourists
· Gaddafi says Coke is African
· Bears' shutout wins customers US$300,000 in free furniture
· HGTV Dream Home Becomes Man's Nightmare
· Snake hides in tourist's knickers
· 10 stingrays killed since Irwin's death

September 13, 2006

· Inflatable Iceberg: 15 feet of fun and belly flops
· Breathing Earth, shows the world breathing in real time
· Wife chopped off late hubby's willy
· Son's reward for doing homework? Marijuana
· Penis set on fire with fondue fuel

September 14, 2006

· A Few Segways Go Haywire, All Are Recalled
· China busts sewage pipe smuggling ring
· Milan fashionistas fear Spanish skinny model ban
· Puppy love proves expensive for guard
· Woman pleads in bizarre fake penis case
· Sex strike hits Colombia gang members

September 15, 2006

· Scientist plans tail prosthetic for dolphin
· Chicago may repeal ban on foie gras
· Goo Systems paint-on projection screens
· Murder Suspect: Goat Turned Into Corpse
· Police: MySpace photo prompted woman to hire hit man
· Suspect left birth certificate at fire, police say
· Mattress with airbags, for when you crash. Get it?
· Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

September 16, 2006

· Bathys Automatic Watches Withstand Pressure Better Than Jessica Simpson's Bras

September 17, 2006

· Opera fans 'prefer magic mushrooms'
· Man hands over wife to pay debt

September 25, 2006

· Mum properly jailed for letting baby smoke dope

September 26, 2006

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· Pioneer runs music through your power lines
· Austin Powers' Fembot For Sale
· Killer Teddy Bear Leaves 2,500 Fish Dead
· Iowa woman finds drowned bat in tea mug

September 28, 2006

· Dead llama mystifies Oakland officials
· Polish woman grew marijuana for her nervous cow

September 29, 2006

· British man to use frequent-flyer miles for trip to space
· Want water? Have Sex!
· Daddy loves his little girl
· iPod + hygiene = plane fight
· Crew: Get that hamster off this plane
· Flight cancelled? Italians sue for damages--and win

September 30, 2006

· 10 'coolest' sights on Google Earth
· Man allegedly tells police he stole pot
· Spats about cheating, bathroom breaks mar world chess championship in Russia