October 2, 2006

· Charleston councillor says bad parents should be sterilized
· Woman Smoking While Pumping Gas Ignites Fire, Burns Self And Car

October 4, 2006

· 'Why the long face?'
· Body found in bed 5 years after death
· Police hunt breast enlargement cheats
· How thin do you slice your pi?

October 5, 2006

· Woman grabs buttocks of flight attendant, gets charged with sexual assault.
· Customs discover vodka pipeline
· Stolen forklifts used to steal whole ATMs

October 6, 2006

· Abducted by aliens - call now for compensation
· Biotech company ready to sell hypoallergenic cats
· Musical condom hits the high notes

October 9, 2006

· Dog wants doughnuts, sets house on fire
· Driver survives 4 days on Wheat Thins and dew after crash
· Skier wins wife carrying contest
· Priest Says He Took Money Because He Was Underpaid

October 10, 2006

· How to Dress Like a Mac
· Navigation system directs driver into sand pile
· Leftover jelly triggers German security alert

October 11, 2006

· Police find burgers sprinkled with pot
· Trail of beer leads to beer truck bandit
· Taser can't stop runaway cow in S.C.
· McDonald's and Akoo Team Up to Bring You Beyonce Burger

October 12, 2006

· Photo: Canada troops battle 10-ft Afghan marijuana plants
· Death-row prisoner gets pregnant in solitary
· Teen faces litter charge for bra antenna
· There's escargot and then there's escar-glow
· Advanced mirror to show future self
· Peruvian lettuce proves deadly for Moroccan camels

October 13, 2006

· Disney says "non" to Mouse orgy
· Woman "kidnaps" son four times for ransom
· Intestinal ailment ads turn stomachs
· YouTube confusion shuts down utube site

October 14, 2006

· Police: Pants held shrimp
· McDonalds: "I'm Lovin' Malware"
· Houdini pony's epic journey
· Navy SEAL Michael A. Monsoor, Falls on Grenade to Save Comrades
· Wake up and smell the coffee

October 16, 2006

· Home sweet home meet the chocolate igloo

October 18, 2006

· Turkey Testicle Festival can keep name
· Man in bathing suit found trapped in hotel air-conditioning duct
· Bogus doc: I killed patient

October 19, 2006

· Thieves steal New York Mayor Bloomberg's car
· Florida man critical after stingray flops onto boat, stabs him in chest
· School sued over vacuum cleaner attack

October 22, 2006

· Scales of justice weigh heavy for dieting escapee
· A king, a Russian and a drunken bear
· Roofer nails testicle to roof
· German cottage destroyed by meteor
· Candidate: Use Textbooks As Shields From School Shooters
· Toyshop owner robs bank with water pistol
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October 23, 2006

· HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

October 24, 2006

· Fried Coke a big hit at state fairs
· Dutch army should take prostitutes abroad -mayor
· Wild bear suffers broken leg and bruised ego after attacking racehorses
· Take your pad into the Twilight Zone with decapitated dog speakers
· Alabama candidate campaigns on cleavage

October 25, 2006

· 7-Eleven pulls drink named Cocaine
· Toddler gets stuck in vending machine
· Austrian man separates from wife and ring finger

October 26, 2006

· Sexsomniacs puzzle medical researchers
· Cremation of 600-pound man gives new meaning to grease fire
· Beer truck collides with truck carrying potato chips in Australia
· Pelican swallows pigeon in park

October 27, 2006

· Bosch unloads LEGO Edition dishwasher to clean toys / dinnerware

October 28, 2006

· Cowboys coach claims rat in salad
· Ford worker wins $225,000 before he's laid off

October 29, 2006

· Gun blast ignites fireworks shop

October 30, 2006

· Pink Plastic Flamingo Faces Extinction
· Rise of nasal spray guru
· Here's the scoop: Miami zoo flush with visitors for educational poop exhibit
· Guard Duck: most half-assed security system ever
· World's wittiest lonely hearts ads

October 31, 2006

· Unhappy Halloween for witch
· Ghost Mouse
· Strippers add a personal touch to Toyota workers meetings in the Philippines. Oh what a feeling
· Man tries to use fake $100 'Bill' bill
· Vermont student finds used syringe, decides going around poking other students would be a good move