July 1, 2011

· Gas station won't post sky-high prices, so artist does
· Man assaults unconscious woman on the sidewalk in broad daylight, tells police he thought she was dead
· Police seize child used as weapon on streetcar
· How airplanes alter the weather
· Florida Friday: Woman attempts to steal bananas, hides inside stroller
· Florida Friday: Rabid fox attacks Hernando couple
· Florida Friday: Thieves take flea control packages valued at $2,000 from Walmart
· Florida Friday: Florida couple shares home with 15 pet skunks

July 2, 2011

· Too lazy to tilt your head? The Turbo Tango soft drink that sprays into your mouth
· Saddam Hussein's torture doctor has been working in British hospitals for seven years
· The Crisis We Should Be Panicking About: Bacon Prices
· Thieves take animal shelter's air conditioning units
· Sheep-sex parolee arrested at Emmett Twp. stockyard
· People buy Burger King burgers to feed bears
· iPhone 5 and iPad 3 Material Production Started by Suppliers

July 3, 2011

· Doctors warn about backyard surgeries
· Hustler owner Larry Flynt's daughter sued for sexual harassment after groping male employee
· Woman steals TV by having Craigslist buyer come to victim's house, pull it off wall
· S.Korea dog meat festival bites the dust

July 4, 2011

· Fox News Twitter Account Hijacked, President Obama Declared Dead
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· Father accused of burning son for touching Bible
· Woman catches toddler who fell 10 stories in China
· N.Zealand swimmer 'divorces' his parents

July 5, 2011

· HAPPY BIKINI DAY!
· NY foodies lament NJ ostrich egg shortage
· U.S. spends $20.2 billion annually on AC in Iraq and Afghanistan...more than NASA's budget.
· Arianna Huffington's AOL urges men to 'masturbate'
· Accused gyrating teen jailed following Palm City genital display
· Mortar bomb used as school bell in Uganda
· Man charged with stabbing his mother to death after telling police he killed her...then calling back to say she had 'committed suicide'
· Pigeons are completely incapable of forgetting a human face
· NYC rationing toilet paper at Coney Island

July 6, 2011

· Tiny Worms With Teeth Attack, Sicken Couple
· Nude Woman Bathes On NYC Subway Train (NSFW Video)

July 7, 2011

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· Man shot by cannon while pretending to be a German during July 4 WW2 re-enactment
· $36K stolen from Walmart shopping cart
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July 8, 2011

· Florida Friday: Man Tries To Steal Plane From Flight School
· Florida Friday: Judge: Strip-search of exotic dancers illegal
· Florida Friday: Florida traffic court judge arrested for taking cell phone pics of man at urinal
· Florida Friday: Mother pleads guilty to taking pornographic photos of children, sending them to Michigan man
· Florida Friday: Man writes 11-year-old note asking for adult males to 'have fun' with

July 9, 2011

· Reporter: If New York City Gets Bike Lanes the Terrorists Win
· Cops: Officer attacked with feminine hygiene product
· Colorado day-care center proposal: Dolls must represent at least three different races
· Officials: 'Disney Tattoo Guy' attacked, imprisoned woman
· Horse caught by a speed camera in Germany

July 10, 2011

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· iPad waistcoat straps you to your tablet

July 11, 2011

· 30-year anniversary of Donkey Kong
· Fish captain fighting to keep long-missing moon rock
· Google map brings recreation-seeking motorists in droves to family's driveway
· Mud-Bogging Michigan Misfits Nabbed In Stuffed Alligator Theft
· Naked woman found dead after striking church statue
· Frying pan ends Florida couple's argument
· Owl leaves imprint on Kendal woman's window
· Germany: Blueprints for new BND spy agency HQ 'missing'

July 12, 2011

· U.S. Secret Service seeking motorcycle mechanic on Twitter
· Truck spills 14 million bees on Idaho highway
· 6-year-old girl makes record hole in one
· Louisiana decriminalizes oral and anal sex
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· Police apprehend burglary suspect after his dog was found at the scene of the crime.
· German police nab runaway elephants at bus stop
· Angry Birds T-shirt design gives rise to cakes
· Chris Jericho & Fozzy Involved In Tour Bus Accident

July 13, 2011

· Last NASA Spacewalk Marks End of Era
· R.I.P. Creator of "Brady Bunch," "Gilligan's Island" dies
· World's only actual turbine powered Batmobile
· Woman Allegedly Forced to Watch Porn, Sexually Assaulted While at Employment Agency
· Big Coal: Inbreeding, Not Mining, to Blame for Birth Defects
· Police: Pair Left Roosters, Hens, Goats & Duck Inside Hot Van
· Casey Anthony to live in disguise, as if in witness protection program
· Man jailed for tossing peanuts, pretzels on flight

July 14, 2011

· Women Arrested For Refusing TSA Search of Children
· This moron got his Lamborghini serviced at Best Buy
· Lightning Kills NJ Dad, Son 48 Years Later
· Xbox Kinect helps surgeons in the operating room
· Brain tumour turned my husband into a transvestite and made him change his will
· NASA robotic gas station successfully installed -- our Jetsonian dreams (almost) fulfilled
· Gravestone carving business booms in Pakistan
· Las Vegas resort warns some guests to test for Legionnaires' disease
· Police: Man at airport checkpoint had 13 knives
· Endangered Snow Leopards Caught on Camera in Afghanistan

July 15, 2011

· IT Night Shift Workers: Overweight and Undersexed
· Undersea Cable Map Shows Where The Data Pipes Are
· Open a Beer With The Opena iPhone 4 Case
· Behold, the 71-Year-Old Human Gas Guzzler
· Ex-boyfriend accused of writing 'I love you' in blood of woman's slain pet snake
· Florida Friday: Flying Cars ruled street legal
· Florida Friday: Florida Statute Allows Man To Get Away With Bigamy
· Florida Friday: Delray Beach man arrested for randomly firing gun from in front of his house
· Florida Friday: Jailed Pastor Gets Weekends Off To Preach
· Florida Friday: Food fight looms as Miami considers ban on arena street vendors
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· Watch 880 iPhone owners travel around Europe
· R.I.P: 'Home Alone' character actor Roberts Blossom dies
· Florida Friday: Sebring man hurled newspaper box through 'Late Show' theater window, cops say
· Florida Friday: Mother washed baby with bleach, authorities say
· New Virus Jumps From Monkeys To Lab Workers

July 16, 2011

· Gawker Tries to Reveal Identity of CIA Agent Behind Bin Laden Kill
· Carla Bruni Asks for a Finger Up Her Butt, in Seven Different Languages
· Fat cat Eddie gets snatched up by hawk, but dropped in neighbor's garden due to weight
· Verizon Tells Customer To Get A Lawyer & A Subpoena To Get An Itemized Bill
· Japanese Military Invents Tumbling, Flying Sphere
· Study: Women bigger sexters than men

July 17, 2011

· Would You Eat Jello Made From Humans?
· Colorado Woman Flips the Script and Molests TSA Agent
· This Is How LA Looks Without Cars (video)

July 18, 2011

· Facial Recognition Gone Wrong
· Bomb-sniffing crystals may save us from nuclear Armageddon, tea leaves agree
· Ogmore illegal shock collar dog owner gets $3200 fine
· French fries, fatty foods produce marijuana-like chemicals that trigger binge eating, study finds
· Sperm-sniffing police dog snags rapist
· US woman shooting at dog kills husband
· Chainsaw-wielding suspect chases man across Dairy Queen parking lot
· Ecuador temporarily bans alcohol sales after 21 die
· The 6 Most Terrifying Theme Park Rides Ever Built

July 19, 2011

· Borders' seeks approval to liquidate, close stores
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July 20, 2011

· How small can you go? A 150 square-foot Hong Kong rental
· Police seek radioactive camera stolen in burglary
· Married couples happier when wives are thinner, study finds
· Python sex romp sparks search for 7m monster snake near Cairns
· Man afraid of heights gets stuck on bungee ride
· Fire squad pulls racehorse from Fla. swimming pool
· Arab sheikh carves two-miles-long name in sand until it's visible from SPACE

July 21, 2011

· Views from Atlantis' final docking with the ISS (photos)
· TSA Body Scanners To Show Less Revealing Images
· Best of Damn You Autocorrect
· Atlantis Lands, Ending the Shuttle Era
· Signature Sports Venues as Seen From Space
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· Top Nazi Rudolf Hess exhumed from 'pilgrimage' grave
· Great white shark leaps onto research boat
· Head injuries can have 'physical link to dementia'
· Smokers can get a virtual look at their dirty lungs
· Topless Women's Rights Group
· Fallen 9/11 fire engine returns to Ground Zero after almost ten years and is lowered into its new memorial home
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· Fed Audit's Initial Report Reveals Trillions in Secret Loans

July 22, 2011

· Florida Friday: Man faces child neglect charges after 11-year-old girl crashes his SUV into a church fence
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· Florida Friday: Man accused of chasing victims at Kissimmee bus stop with screwdriver
· Florida Friday: Accused Fort Pierce beef stick swiper stuck in jail following pants shenanigans
· Florida Friday: Banjo stolen from pet hospital
· Florida Friday: Burglar fed family's rotisserie chicken to dog
· Volkswagen rolls out new Beetles from Puebla, Mexico, plant
· Florida Friday: Lake real-estate leader accused of shipping meth in Meow Mix
· Florida Friday: Lawyer: Passenger Was Stupid, Drunk When Releasing Ship's Anchor
· Florida Friday: Cops: Missing Boy Left With Homeless Junky Found
· Florida Friday: Police: Hollywood man used samurai sword on girlfriend
· Groupon Remorse? Sites Let Users Unload Deals
· FAA funding ends at midnight; almost 4,000 at FAA to be furloughed

July 23, 2011

· Oops! Forklift smashes $1M worth of Australia wine
· Calif. motorcyclist plows into van, lands in back seat unhurt
· Astronomers Find Largest Known Extraterrestrial Water Reserve
· R.I.P. Amy Winehouse Found Dead in London Apartment
· 20 of the weirdest, wackiest, and stupidest tech stories of 2011 -- so far

July 24, 2011

· New Blood Test Can Detect Alzheimers
· For $80, a dollop of truffles and caviar make the world's most expensive hot dog
· The robotic jet ski that can see underwater when patrolling harbours for terrorists
· The super yacht that comes with its own VOLCANO
· Okla. officials find doughnuts help trap bears
· Wash. authorities looking for coyote stuck in jar
· Discovered by chance, the secret Mexican crystal caves big enough to drive a car through
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July 25, 2011

· 10 wicked off-the-cuff uses for retired NASA space shuttles
· Prosecutor: Cab robber caught after he left ID in taxi
· Catholic church's defence that priests are not legally employees of the church could rule out damages for abuses
· Ala. to crown new nursing home beauty queen
· Phoenix police: Man stole ambulance outside fire

July 26, 2011

· Expensive corn dogs, plus 10 other things that are totally Apple's fault
· Viberect offers vibrating alternative to Viagra

July 27, 2011

· Phones swamped, servers crash as voters slam Congress
· Boeing and BAE partner to put a laser on a machine gun, make the world a better place
· US Postal Service plans to close 3,653 post offices. Here's a list.
· 6 surprising libido boosters
· Mexican judge finds 14-year-old U.S. citizen guilty of beheadings
· iReport: Bizarre signs spotted around the world
· Collapsible Shot Glass For Drinkers On The Go
· Giant-snail farming: the next big thing?
· Crystal Harris: Sex with Hugh Hefner Lasted 'Two Seconds
· A Man Caught in an Exploding Toilet Baffles Military Leaders
· Man robs Denver cupcake store with blood-filled syringe
· WISE finds the very first Earth Trojan asteroid

July 28, 2011

· Chinese Couple Sells Children for Video Games
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· Breast ironing tradition targeted in Cameroon
· South Korean Scientists Create Glowing Dog
· MajorGeeks Locals: NY State Fair unveils 1,500-calorie 'Donut Burger'
· South African man wakes after 21 hours in morgue fridge
· Male Breasts: Surgery Offers New Appearance and Outlook
· Somali sea gangs lure investors at pirate lair
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· Spanish Bank Puts Cristiano Ronaldo Up As Collateral For ECB Loans
· Bikini-clad customer takes issue with Walmart

July 29, 2011

· Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day
· Florida Friday: Larry Flynt says he's offered Casey Anthony $500,000 to pose in Hustler
· Florida Friday: Man shot in head, stabbed 50 times by Englewood woman
· Florida Friday: Florida murderer caught 32 years after prison escape
· Florida Friday: Angry about being removed from plane, brothers chase pilot around terminal
· Florida Friday: Inmate Takes Advantage of Jail Phone Glitch, Banks Enough Money to Bond Himself Out
· Florida Friday: Two women Bulgarian students find hidden cameras in apartment near Westchase
· Florida Friday: Ex-Cop Charged For Wild South Beach Joyride
· Florida Friday: Tampa hospital files $9.2m claim against woman's estate who died after spending five years in the hospital
· Florida Friday: $1.2 million mansion for $10K?

July 30, 2011

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· 3 ordered to quit after body in pool went undetected for days
· Boater finds brick of likely cocaine, snorts some, dies
· Two charged for leaving 10 children in car outside bar
· Police smash their way into car to rescue baby on a hot day... only to discover a DOLL
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· Manure truck slams into downtown building in St. Albans

July 31, 2011

· Outfitting Porsches for Arabian kings, American ostrich farmers
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· Cops: 8-year-old drove 100+ miles with passed out dad
· A pizza to go, please, but hold the bandage
· White supremacist principal running Bronx school with majority black and Latino students
· Volunteer Towns Sought For Nuclear Waste