August 1, 2011

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· Doctors: Hot Dogs Are as Bad as Cigarettes
· S.F. bakery goes whole hog with Angry Birds tribute
· Man hears own eyeballs, diagnosed with superior canal dehiscence syndrome
· D.C. Adults Top Alcohol Abusers in Country
· Website helps female students pay off debts by dating 'sugar daddies'
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August 2, 2011

· The Newest Way To Crap Your Pants In Terror
· This Is How You Weigh A Baby Giraffe
· S Korea buys gold as safe haven, first time since '98
· SmartBird from Festo flies like a real bird
· Nissan eyes powering your house from your car
· Swede held for building nuclear reactor in his kitchen
· Oxygen finally spotted in space
· Coast Guard Intercepts Cocaine Submarine as It Sinks (video)
· Space shuttle Columbia part found in east Texas
· Train Track Therapy Is The Latest Health Craze In Indonesia
· Man Enters Hospital with Stomach Pains and Leaves with a Hysterectomy
· Newly Declassified Missile Looks You in the Eye Before It Blows You Apart
· Lightning Nails Tree And Nearly Takes Dude Filming With It (video)
· Ex-soldiers sentenced to 6,000 years in prison for Guatemalan massacre
· EnviroKats replaces kitty litter with recycled tires

August 3, 2011

· Mug-Shot Industry Will Dig Up Your Past, Charge You to Bury It Again
· Angry Boobs
· Early Alfred Hitchcock effort discovered in a New Zealand archive.
· NASA Kennedy Space Center is a toxic hell
· New Zealand man 'decapitated' by home-made hovercraft
· Deputies: Jealous teen used Facebook in murder plot
· Giant African Rat Kills with Poisonous Mohawk

August 4, 2011

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· Visualized: Boeing 747-8 makes its longest flight to date, writes name in the sky
· Sydney teen's chilling ordeal: Sore from holding 'bomb' for 10 hours
· Japan sacks three nuclear power officials in shake-up
· Chinese City Bans Keeping Dogs As Pets, Telling Owners To Turn Them In
· 5 Practices to Survive a Volatile Market
· Woman's outfit blamed for police-dog bite

August 5, 2011

· 50 shed clothes on Wall Street, 3 arrested
· Vibrating glove improves sense of touch
· A contractor loses hundreds of bank account details, leaving them at a London pub.
· Fingerprints can reveal more than just your identity
· Cops: Van man in the can who ran down man he thought he fought
· Purple Heart Came C.O.D.
· Cartoonist Targeted With Criminal Probe For Mocking Police
· Experts grow mouse sperm to help with human infertility
· Florida Friday: PSC Student Arrested In False Bomb Threat
· Florida Friday: Bicyclist Finds Human Skull In Sarasota
· Florida Friday: Waitress rips off customers with credit card skimmer
· Florida Friday: Psychologist suspended for sexual activity with a patient, and billing her insurance company for it
· Florida Friday: Boynton police buy and return stolen guitar to widow
· Florida Friday: Want to catch a ball at the Trop? Fan Zack Hample does it 7 times at one game
· Florida Friday: Paralyzed man uses PVC pipe to drive ATV, crashes with children in vehicle
· Florida Friday: Gun parts found in Tampa International Airport terminal restroom
· Florida Friday: Paralegal suggests Ed Smith Stadium should be a homeless shelter
· Florida Friday: One day late with mortgage payment, gas station owner could lose business to foreclosure
· Florida Friday: Kidnappers Introduce Victim's Girlfriend To Wife
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August 6, 2011

· Airport body scanners useless: German police
· Afghan helicopter crash kills 31 US special forces
· The Mathematics of Lawn Mowing
· Star Wars Millennium Falcon is remote controlled
· Rice University chemists bake graphene out of Girl Scout cookies, redefine low-carb diets
· What Traveling Around the World Looks Like in 1 Minute (Video)

August 7, 2011

· Yacht and tanker collide at Cowes Week regatta (Video)
· Boeing rolls out 787 Dreamliner after years of delay
· Police impersonators steal pot and cash
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August 8, 2011

· World War II: The American Home Front in Color
· Zombie head bowling balls
· Double-Amputee Sprinter with Carbon Fiber Legs Will Race in the World Championships
· Sierra Leonean scouts 'missing' in Sweden
· The Long-Shot Rifle That Can Drop a Taliban Fighter from 1.5 Miles Away
· Texas town turns off water, leaving residents boiling mad

August 9, 2011

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· Creepy In-Vitro fertilization Using Eggs From a Dead Teenager
· Long Island Bus Driver Fired After Rescuing 3 Police Detectives During Hail Storm
· Building Blocks of DNA Found in Meteorites from Space
· Sony warehouse burns in London riots
· Hiker told park of aggressive goat before his death
· Mexican Smugglers Nearly Interrupt California Surf Contest
· Woman dies in freak recycling bin accident in Ohio
· Oops! A Phone Number on a Toy Truck Turned Out to Be a Sex Line
· No DNA match with new suspect in D.B. Cooper case

August 10, 2011

· Bikinis with barcodes makes for an interesting ad platform
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August 11, 2011

· Teen Found Dead In School Chimney
· Polygamist Sex Freak Masturbates 15 Times a Day in Jail
· Cannibal 'killed friend and ate steak-sized slice of flesh from his back' after argument
· Real estate co. releases thousands of scorpions into apartments to force residents to move.
· England riots: 24-hour criminal justice system after riots
· Fastest Plane In the World Will Be Tested Today
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· Dad Rescues Kidnapped Girl
· 3 more buttocks slashings in Fairfax stores reported
· Swedish Child Gets Swastika Tattoo with Fast Food Kids Meal
· The middle class 'rioters' revealed: The millionaire's daughter, the aspiring musician and the organic chef

August 12, 2011

· R.I.P: Jani Lane, Ex-Warrant Singer
· High Levels of Potentially Toxic Flame Retardants in California Pregnant Women
· Florida Friday: Ten commandments, 'Love God' monument triggers court fight
· Florida Friday: Man robs two convenience stores on his 31st birthday
· Florida Friday: 'I can't put my hands behind my back because I'm making a bowel movement'
· Florida Friday: Accused bathroom eater jailed in Vero Beach Walmart flap
· Florida Friday: Times a-changing and so is Spider Man
· Florida Friday: Police: Playboy Playmate Had Loaded Gun At Airport
· Court releases Warren Jeffs audio sex tapes

August 13, 2011

· Report: Naked sword fight lands attorney in jail
· Germany marks 50 years since Berlin Wall
· International Left-Handers' Day celebrated around the world
· Appeals court strikes health insurance requirement

August 14, 2011

· Deadly amoeba suspected of infecting Brevard girl's brain
· 4 dead, 40 hurt after stage at Indiana fair
· We Must Study Porn to Defeat Al Qaeda
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· Ohio woman, 94, wakes up to find windblown blimp from nearby airport landed in her backyard
· Iowa man tries to lure teen and gets mom's fist instead
· Illinois Gov. plans to sign legislation that will expand the state's ban on protests outside military funerals

August 15, 2011

· Pakistan let China see crashed US "stealth" copter-FT
· What Kind of Beach Uses 7,937 Umbrellas to Block Out the Sun? A Freaking Weird One.
· Stars Wars icons join Queen Elizabeth on Pacific Island coin
· Extremely Rare Volcano Smoke Rings Only Documented Three Times
· Mother beats son for having a Facebook account
· Restaurant Forces Customers To Sign No Cellphone Contract Before Dining
· Police Chase Shirtless Man on Forklift (Video)
· Palm Bay woman held after nutcracker attack on man
· Is this Britain's drunkest woman? Out-of-control mother, 31, drinks 28 pints a DAY
· 2 Rescued From Water Neck-High in Elevator
· Father punches daughter at 14th birthday party
· Police seek ex in robbery of Big Beaver exotic dancer

August 16, 2011

· Starbucks chief calls on CEOs to stop political donations, create jobs
· Man caught by police after robbing lifelong friends at gunpoint
· US officials: Gadhafi fires first scud missile in conflict with rebels, hits nothing
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· Man travels 1,400 miles for pizza
· Mother of 13-year-old who smashed up shop blames government
· A USB Vibrator That Gets the Job Done In More Ways than One
· Talking public lavatory with female voice puts men off
· Navy Bomb Squads Get a Solar Power Makeover

August 17, 2011

· Woman stuck in bathtub for over 30 hours, lawsuit charges
· Woodridge man allegedly kills dad with weed trimmer
· "I Don't Doubt It" Is BofA's Response To You Saying They Transferred You To Foot Fetish Phone Line
· Charles Bronson lookalike not allowed to visit notorious prisoner
· TSA investigating firecrackers in Southwest flight
· Pa. lawmaker suggests spread of STDs 'amongst womenfolk' a side effect of natural gas drilling
· Silicon Valley billionaire funding creation of artificial libertarian islands
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· Russian Man Kills Wife With Homemade Missile
· Where's That Radioactive Sulfur Now? Possibly In Your Pants

August 18, 2011

· Monkey injures girl in store parking lot in Springfield
· Female lawyer gets Lexus stuck in concrete after attempting rush hour U-turn
· Mum, the bear is eating me: Final terrified phone calls of teen Olga Moskalyova
· Mystery of diseased coral solved: Human feces to blame
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August 19, 2011

· Paris airport tests 'virtual' boarding agents
· Mystery hearing set for 'West Memphis Three'
· Modified ecstasy 'attacks blood cancers'
· NBC: Gadhafi making plans for leaving Libya
· Scientists alter chicken DNA to create embryo with 'alligator-like' snout
· Yapping, lack of coins lead thief to return kids, poodle, car
· Florida Friday: Drivers See Baby In Truck Bed, Call Police
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of basil attack during meat flap jailed in PSL incident
· Florida Friday: Bigamy Suspect Doesn't Remember Marrying First Wife
· Florida Friday: Couple charged after nearly 700 cats seized
· Blind man sued for illegally downloading porn
· West Memphis 3 are freed after 18 years behind bars

August 20, 2011

· Funeral-crashing snake ready for adoption
· Amputation faked for insurance money
· Best wedding pictures ever...
· Cup Noodles Museum
· Pasco couple fear losing home to foreclosure for paying mortgage too early
· Quadriplegic says violent neighbor assaulted him with fish
· Man tries to steal car with no windshield, steering wheel comes off during getaway.
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August 21, 2011

· Swedish girl zapped by lightning twice while taking a shower
· Sign Advertises "Explosions in the Sky" on "Sept. 11"

August 22, 2011

· Woman arrested for attempting to sell her 5-year-old son
· Marines In Afghanistan Using Shaving Cream To Mark IED's
· While speaking live on television, Gaddafi's son Mohammed attacked and captured by Libyan rebels (Audio)
· Google begins Amazon river Street View project
· D.C. councilmember spent $135,000 for pro sports tickets from a fund used to help the needy
· The Placenta Cookbook

August 23, 2011

· Doctor accused of jabbing 13-year-old with screwdriver 100 times
· Nephew's relentless quest leads to WWII pilot's downed plane
· Honorary toilets? You read that right.
· USGS: Colorado experiences largest quake in more than 40 years
· Homeowner held burglary suspect at gunpoint for 8 hours
· Woman, 92, Threw Herself In Front Of Salon Gunman In Wales
· Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear
· Skiing on Poo Snow Is Perhaps Even Grosser than You Think
· Geeks Beat Jocks as Bar Fight Breaks Out Over Control of the TV
· Halliburton executive takes a swig of fracking fluid
· Newark Bears donate $2,000 to M.A.D.D. ... on Beer Pong Night
· Man inflamed over amputated penis
· Package of LED light bulbs caused Jacksonville City Hall evacuation
· Chicago Police to Airbnb Host: No Whites in Black Neighborhoods, Please

August 24, 2011

· Greek Police Smash Violent Doughnut Ring
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· Martin Luther King memorial made in China
· Spoofed sign warns of 'Rogue Panda on Rampage'
· White men in rural America are more likely to die from doing stupid shit
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· 15 year old teen in Sweden on trial for downloading movies via torrents
· Riot inciter Johnny Melfah loses anonymity after court ruling

August 25, 2011

· US Marines Serving In Afghanistan Warned Not To Fart So Audibly
· NOM Speaker Blames East Coast Earthquake on Gays
· Woman Deemed Too Drunk For Bikini Wax, Attacks Employee with Towel
· 7-foot-tall pot plant found in Ohio
· Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad's Nazi ties 'went deeper'
· The Biggest Diamond in the Universe Is Actually a Planet

August 26, 2011

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· Giant 3 foot long rat killed by pitchfork
· Yankees smash record three grand slams
· Florida Friday: Woman 'encouraged husband to have sex with 12-year-old girl so that she would get pregnant and they could claim more benefits'
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· Florida Friday: Changing image in Jensen Beach couple's piling starts to look like Jesus
· Florida Friday: Clearwater fines Scientology $413,500
· Florida Friday: Plantation rejects sidelining religion in holiday display
· Florida Friday and MajorGeek local: Accused nude dude in Vero Beach says he's 'just out here helping people'
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Shortchanged in drug deal, man calls 911
· Hurricane Irene Tracking Map
· A new way to detect secret nuclear tests: GPS
· Florida Friday: Mets Star Wants Judge To Cloak Sex Case Records

August 27, 2011

· Governor Chris Christie to Idiots: Get The Hell Off The Beach
· The 10 Stupidest Ways To Die in a Hurricane
· Sewage-powered hydrogen fueling station opens in CA
· King Arthur's round table may have been found by archaeologists in Scotland
· Gibson Guitar raided but lips zipped
· America's Dumbest Criminals - Hoquiam, Washington Edition
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August 28, 2011

· Best Buy in Howell, NJ charges $40.56. for a case of Dasani water
· Giant candy bar causes scare on Tacoma Narrows Bridge
· Glenn Beck: Hurricane Irene is a 'blessing'
· Body & Mind Patient Dies of Smoke Inhalation After Being Abandoned on Operating Table During Hospital Fire
· Bait car stolen, Sacramento police nab 10-year-old girl
· Accused shoplifter gives herself away by stopping to fill out raffle ticket before leaving store
· Growing Obesity Tab May Rise to $66 Billion a Year

August 29, 2011

· First-Grader Faces In-School Suspension for Growing Hair Long to Donate to Cancer Victims
· Man killed in Hurricane Irene-related death when tree falls on his tent
· Playboy Club to reopen in Chicago

August 30, 2011

· New body 'liquefaction' unit unveiled in Florida funeral home
· US government infected hundreds of Guatemalans with syphilis and gonorrhoea as part of study
· Man, 78, charged with attempted murder after high-speed chase with siblings
· 2 girls in pajamas take stolen goat for a walk
· Men accused of stealing $60,000 in toilet paper, plastic utensils
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· World's only turbine-powered Batmobile up for sale on eBay

August 31, 2011

· Cops: Mother blames ghost for hatchet killings
· Police: Man in domestic dispute decapitates self
· James Bond wins $6.5 million in lottery
· Another human foot washes ashore in B.C.
· German city of Bonn has tax meters for prostitutes
· Replica of Disney-Pixar 'Up' house for sale in Utah