September 1, 2011

· ScienceShot: The Invisible Mouse
· Conn. woman sues over sex abuse of horse
· Woman walking dog killed by cows

September 2, 2011

· Dog boom as China's attitudes on pets, palates change
· Sex claims and the 'wild ways' of Microsoft bosses
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· Florida Friday: Charter school accused of becoming adult club at night in Miami
· Florida Friday: Police stun naked man in Clermont neighborhood
· Florida Friday: Florida family charged in $40 million psychic scam
· Florida Friday: Hard Rock $30,000 winner robbed at outlet mall
· Florida Friday: You might want to steer clear of custodian closet at Middle School
· Florida Friday: Woman Drew Bomb, Wrote 'Boom' On Suitcase At Miami International Airport
· Florida Friday: Mom arrested after daughters, 5 and 7, found home alone; playing with condom
· Thieves stealing live wires from Gary utility poles
· California man arrested for biting pet python twice

September 3, 2011

· Virgins Get Free Entry For Chinese Festival
· Rancher does own road work, sends county the bill
· K-Y To Air Its First Commercial Featuring Lesbian Couple
· Facebook date used me as a getaway driver, woman says
· 12ft Great White shark pictured in San Diego wave just feet away from oblivious surfers
· Man assaulted for taking too long to pump gas
· One in 25 bosses 'is a psychopath' but hides it with charm and business-speak

September 4, 2011

· Key West cop accidentally Tasers himself
· Bank of America 'called grieving widow 48 times a day to remind her of husband's debt'
· Superpower? Look what happened in New York after a damp squib of a hurricane sent the US into panic

September 5, 2011

· Waterfalls create too much liability at schools
· Breastfeeding driver shocks New Zealand commuters
· $200,000 Bottle of Scotch
· To celebrate Freddie Mercuy's birthday, the Queen YouTube channel is streaming "Live at Wembley Stadium" in full.
· Pink Panther Car to be Auctioned

September 6, 2011

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· Villagers Pull One-Ton Crocodile Out of Creek in Philippines
· Tick-borne parasite infecting blood supply: CDC
· World Population To Reach 7 Billion This Month

September 7, 2011

· Southwest Airlines passenger restrained and arrested after refusing to turn off his cell phone
· Mother dresses girl aged THREE as prostitute in Toddlers and Tiaras pageant
· Great-grandmother gets a boob job at 65... and is now dating men as young as 24
· Man Kills Hunting Partner For Eating Dog Killed By Monkey

September 8, 2011

· Schweddy Balls: Ben & Jerry's Newest Vermont Export
· Bronx woman admits stuffing her dead roommate in suitcase - but says she did nothing wrong
· Arizona Walmart employees rob store to fund sex change
· Gumby Tries to Rob 7-Eleven

September 9, 2011

· Libya Ferrets Out Gadhafi's Taint
· Florida Friday: Man Arrested After Punching Therapist During Argument
· Florida Friday: Treasure Coast city courting elephant ranch
· Florida Friday: Water skiers take jumping to extreme
· Florida Friday: Gov. Scott, Florida Legislature pass up over $100 million in federal grants
· Florida Friday: Woman bites St. Pete man in 'vampire' attack (thanks Jeff)
· Florida Friday: Mother hits underwear-clad son with shovel

September 10, 2011

· Stop Anders Breivik wearing our clothes, Lacoste reportedly ask police
· Teen defendant urinates in courtroom
· Red lingerie to lure Hungarians online for census

September 11, 2011

· 9/11: Ten Years Later
· Metchosin grandmother, 56, completes military training

September 12, 2011

· Obama/Air Force One flight plan shows up on blog
· Raw: Jet-powered school bus reaches 367 mph
· 2 'Making Out' In Frontier Flight Restroom Trigger Security Alert

September 13, 2011

· Boise man detains would-be thief, sitting on him
· Thermal imaging turns heat up on liars
· Court Approves Lawsuit Against Toyota Over Cyberstalking Ad Stunt
· Horses Wearing 9, 1 and 1 are NYC Winners on 9/11
· Man accused of eating raw meat at Walmart and putting it back on shelves
· Woman won't pay man's game account, he posts nude photo, her email online

September 14, 2011

· Petrol Station Employee Wishes Muslim Customer "Happy 9/11"
· Robertson's Marital Advice: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimers
· Toys R Us manager paid prostitute $31,000 a week
· Animal rights group leaves dead chickens in Huntsville KFC drive-thru lane
· Woman Calls in Bomb Threat So Relatives Won't Fly Before 9/11
· Mother who donated kidney to save her son's life loses job after taking leave for transplant surgery

September 15, 2011

· Chill out with liquor on a stick
· Cowboys discover body of wanted murderer

September 16, 2011

· The world celebrates Stay Away from Seattle Day
· Octogenarian Man Carjacked, Beaten by Women
· Mercedes-Benz F 125 - looks like the future, runs on hydrogen
· Florida Friday: Cable installer masturbates in woman's living room
· Florida Friday: 911 call: 'Taco Bell won't serve me tacos!'
· Florida Friday: Orlando fat bank aims to let patients store removed fat for future use
· Florida Friday: Man says he 'believes he is entitled to beat and kill ... anyone on his property'
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· Florida Friday: 50 Reasons Florida Is the Best Effing State in America
· Florida Friday: MUGSHOTS: Three women busted in Fort Myers prostitution sting
· Full-Size Gummy Human Brain Will Turn You Into a Sugar Zombie

September 17, 2011

· Florida Friday: Giant snail invasion being battled in Miami-Dade
· Florida Friday: Brazilian admits smuggling reptiles in pants
· Insurer: Stage Collapse Tragedy Caused By Illegal Downloading
· Gunman Shoots Man Twice For Refusing To Give Him Beer
· Police shocked to find sixty-six children found crammed into an eight-seater van in China
· What does a live human stomach stuffed with 72 cocaine capsules look like?
· German police baffled by case of English-speaking boy with no identity‎
· High-flying banker 'hanged himself after paying two prostitutes to stage mock execution in the woods'
· Study concludes Gulf War syndrome involves real brain damage

September 18, 2011

· "13 Inches Saved My Life..."
· Heavy Drinking May Leave You Tipsy For Years
· Teenage Lesbian Crime Spree Interrupted by Alleged Lion
· Printing Parts for the Airbus A380 airliner

September 19, 2011

· Gamers solve molecular puzzle that baffled scientists
· Police: Man took 2-year-old son on trip to sell cocaine
· Butchers targeted by shoplifting gangs
· Breath detector to help find earthquake survivors
· Titanic necklace stolen from Denmark exhibition

September 20, 2011

· Funeral home brings in machine which turns dead bodies into 'brown syrup'
· R.I.P: Dolores Hope, Wife of Bob Hope, Dies at 102
· Woman aiming for possum shoots friend instead
· Train travels 609 miles in wrong direction
· Airline bag fees climb as high as $450
· High School Student Suspended From School For Stunt in Banana Suit at Football Game
· Cross-Dressing Gang Terrorizes Florida in Search of Drag Queen Essentials

September 21, 2011

· 35 bodies found in Mexican roadway during rush hour
· Man accused of parrot fraud
· New York Skydiver Unbuckles Chute, Falls to Death
· Cops: Toddler fired shotgun during mom's drug deal
· Iran frees jailed US hiker 'spies' Bauer and Fattal

September 22, 2011

· Man wins dumpling eating contest, then dies
· Man details sexual relationship with dolphin in book
· Parents Fight to Evict 41-year-old Son
· Pumpkin sprouts from pear tree in southwest Iowa thanks to wayward vine
· Man gets 2 DUI arrests in 1 night
· This Badass Virus Kills Breast Cancer Cells
· Da Bears: Super Bowl XX champs to visit White House, 25 years late

September 23, 2011

· Texas A&M University Deputy Chancellor Gets Fired, Then Pulls Out A Knife
· Massachusetts teen orders paintball barrel for gun, gets Viagra and porn instead
· Speedo sues over gay porn sites
· OTC inhalers to be phased out to protect ozone layer
· Florida Friday: Man jokes with woman about stealing her TV, woman's TV goes missing
· Florida Friday: Forgery Claim in Bizarre Cop Sex Murder Case
· Florida Friday: Dr. facing trial, accused of fondling women's breasts
· Florida Friday: Bus driver had forgotten children on the bus before
· Florida Friday: Police: Man broke into home to do laundry
· Florida Friday: Hunter shoots himself in foot with crossbow, becomes pinned to ATV
· Florida Friday: Famous painting stolen by Nazis winds up in Tallahassee museum
· Florida Friday: Sarasota-area teacher fired for sex acts video

September 24, 2011

· Ex-cop reporting drunk told to hang up
· Lawyers eye jobless as clients
· Go to jail, or go to church every Sunday for a year.
· San Carlos man accused of taping up girlfriend during iguana argument
· Police: House sitter shoots, kills burglar in Fox Park neighborhood
· Dad attacks son over daughter's tattoo, deputies say

September 25, 2011

· Woman decapitated in Mexico for web posting
· Victim in grizzly attack was shot by friend
· Following crash, armed man tries to hijack fire truck, pit bull bites trooper
· Swedish Daycare Tests GPS Tracking Devices for Kids

September 26, 2011

· Midwest Farmers Are on Alert Against Pig Thieves
· Tampa father and son accused in early morning carjacking, sexual battery
· NYPD chief: Police could take down plane if needed
· Remote control helicopter used to attempt cellphone smuggling into prison
· Coffee-Powered Car Breaks World Record

September 27, 2011

· Woman Reports Robbery Via Facebook
· Woman left with 'uniboob' after botched surgery leaves her breasts joined together

September 28, 2011

· Man selling his own thumb to save haunted train museum
· Police: Man asked to suck toes
· Canada Post mail carrier stops delivering mail after a spider web gets in the way
· Iran planning to send ships near U.S. waters
· Man thinks his friend is a bear, shoots him
· Hubby claims wife raped by 'invisible man'
· South Florida ICE head arrested on child porn charges
· Massachusetts Man Planned to Destroy Capitol and Pentagon with Explosive-Packed Remote Airplanes
· Man charged after guitar stolen from crypt

September 29, 2011

· Fargo brewery unveils its first beer: Wood Chipper
· Police: Man beat, killed his AA sponsor
· Face tattoos help ID suspect who fled during traffic stop
· Desperate cross-dressing dad nearly dies trying to chop off his own penis with a Stanley knife
· Shark Drags Kayaker For Half A Mile Off Coast Of Devon, England
· 7-Eleven stores in Taiwan pull Hitler lookalike items
· The 13 Greatest News Reporter Freakouts

September 30, 2011

· U.S.: Iraq inks $3B deal for F-16 fighter jets
· Carrying guns in Cincinnati bars to be legal come Friday
· Firearms instructor shoots self during recertification training
· Florida Friday: Pictures: Rejected Florida license plates
· Florida Friday: pawnshop raid nets $3 million in stolen dental equipment such as electric toothbrushes
· Florida Friday: Broward outlaws bong sales to minors
· Florida Friday: New PETA ad targets Anna Maria shark attack victim
· Florida Friday: Broward Sheriff's Office plans to stop dispatching Fort Lauderdale 911 calls
· Florida Friday: Letter: Christian atheist is equivalent to being Jewish Muslim
· Florida Friday: Celebrate 40th birthday of Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom (and check out these 'secret' spots)