October 1, 2011

· Cap'n Crunch Ice Cream
· Japanese 'Noah's ark' disaster capsule goes on sale
· Man Who Plotted Fake Bear Attack on Ex-Girlfriend Jailed

October 2, 2011

· Police: Little Falls man promised woman she would be paid $180,000 if she killed him with a car
· Sharpton's Atlanta HQ admits handing out possibly bogus stimulus check forms
· Deputies investigate explosion of HOA president's mailbox
· Boss offered prizes to workers who could predict which of them would next be fired.
· Yankee Stadium beerman suspended after joking with Red Sox player
· Grouch-in-chief' Andy Rooney, 92, signs off from '60 Minutes'

October 3, 2011

· Man rips out own eyes in church
· Jail for family who googled murder to get granddad's riches
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· Nobel winner died days before award announced (RIP)
· 'Monday Night Football' intro pulled after Hank Williams Jr. comments

October 4, 2011

· Huge silicon breast saves woman from husband's knife
· Police: Dope seeker calls on-duty St. Cloud cop trying to buy pot
· Omaima Aree Nelson, Who Killed, Chopped Up, Cooked and Ate Husband of 2 Months, Seeks Parole
· Hang 10 for a letter -- Hawaii likely to OK surfing as high school sport
· 100-year-old requests a male stripper for her birthday
· The only reason to keep the tacky Marilyn Monroe statue? She protects from the rain (Picture)

October 5, 2011

· Mom Sells Baby for $15K Disney Trip
· Mother 'shaved off her five-year-old son's hair for two years to pretend he had cancer'
· Burglary Suspect Tripped Up By Red Underwear
· Police Follow DUI Suspect By Trail Of Leaking Fluids
· Roving armadillos could be heading for the Washington area, biologists say

October 6, 2011

· SMELLIT will introduce smell to your movies and games
· R.I.P. Arthur C. Nielsen Jr., leader of TV ratings and market research firm, dies at 92

October 7, 2011

· $100K Steel Bridge Dismantled, Stolen From Rural Area
· Girl digs self out of grave, points to rapist
· Feds threaten California medical marijuana dispensaries with prosecution
· Florida Friday: Man said he stabbed caregiver after he was denied cable TV
· Florida Friday: Amanda Brumfield: Billy Bob Thornton's daughter gets 20 years for child's death
· Florida Friday: Hillsborough Clerks office computer has a meltdown, which means innocent people could end up in jail
· Florida Friday: Two Florida species may be extinct, federal wildlife service says
· Florida Friday: Complaint: Daisy Duke shorts contest not in good taste
· Florida Friday: Raw milk demand grows; more Florida farms sell it as pet food
· Florida Friday: 2 caught trying to steal A/C unit from Port Charlotte home
· Florida Friday: We Try Harder... To Point Out The Best Mug Shots
· Lee's Summit Civilian Flight Team: We are the aliens in the sky
· Dutch trains to get 'bag toilets'

October 8, 2011

· Dad locks out kids, burns their belongings
· Man Attempted Suicide By Chainsaw, Police Say

October 9, 2011

· Texas woman sues PD for forcing her to listen to Rush Limbaugh
· FAA says it's ready for Arkansas turkey drop
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· Sheriff's dept. dog jumps 60 feet off parking deck
· Artist To Give Birth In Art Gallery
· World's oldest running car sells for more than $4 million
· Police to protest supporters: Honk if you'd like a ticket

October 10, 2011

· If my husband didn't sleep with escorts, he might leave me forever
· Real-life "Minority Report" program gets a try-out
· Undead enliven hardware sales
· Apple to Hold Private Celebration of Steve Jobs' Life on October 19th

October 11, 2011

· Dad Taking Photos of Daughter Gets Grilled by Cops, Banned from Mall
· Marijuana-shaped candy alarms parents, officials
· Cops: Man uncooperative after being stabbed in scrotum with hypodermic needle
· Meteorite believed to be more than 4bn years old smashes through roof of home on outskirts of Paris
· Elderly Trio Hospitalized After Mistakenly Eating Pot Brownies at a Funeral
· OKC Police Arrest Naked Man Running With Bible, Gin Bottle
· National Hot Dog and Sausage Council Calls Tiger Woods Hot Dog Incident 'Reprehensible' and a Violation of Hot Dog Etiquette
· "Booty Lounge" stripper bus booted from Detroit
· Dad Allegedly Attacks Son With Sword for Not Doing Chores: Police
· Lost in maize: Man calls 911 after Danvers corn maze caper
· Trooper finds more than 1,300 prescription pills in car air filter in Gregg County
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· Girl Punished With Fire & A Dog
· Shackled U.S. citizen faces 15 years in jail after admitting online insult to Thai royal family

October 12, 2011

· City repeals ordinance banning domestic battery
· Teenage rioter 'struggling to sleep' has sentence halved
· Chesco police chief left scene of own accident
· Sex Can Literally Blow Your Mind
· Superman fan has plastic surgery to look like his idol

October 13, 2011

· Seattle bartender shames wrong man after insult, bad tip
· 'I'm not staying here!' Adventurous Alfie, 3, flees first day of nursery and walks home to his mother
· With mom driving getaway vehicle, alleged robber is busted
· Meet the man who has survived on a diet of ROADKILL for 30 years

October 14, 2011

· Rats Causes Virgin Broadband Outage In Scotland
· Eel Snakes Into Line At Sewer Plant
· What do you do when the criminal you're chasing hides in a cornfield? Harvest the corn
· Introducing... the earth-scraper: Architects design 65-storey building which plunges 300 metres below ground
· Identical twin mothers give birth less than an hour apart
· Is that a geep? Ewe must be kidding... it's a shoat
· FAA investigates skydiving sex stunt over California
· Kansas City bishop indicted on child endangerment charge
· Florida Friday: Bo Diddley Jr. Arrested Occupying Bo Diddley Plaza
· Florida Friday: Gov. Rick Scott: 'I could argue that I don't have to create any jobs'
· Florida Friday: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Head
· Florida Friday: Florida State Representative, Proposes Execution By Electric Chair, Firing Squad
· Florida Friday: Police say argument over BBQ ribs leads to arrest
· Florida Friday: Woman shoots, kills bow-and-arrow-armed intruder
· Florida Friday: Motorcycles in president's motorcade collide

October 15, 2011

· Police: Father stabs son over lima beans, personal items
· Cops: Man Amputated Own Arm, Hand Inside Northeast Philadelphia Home
· The smoking toddler: Shocking video shows girl, two, puffing on cigarettes (and then swigging coffee)
· Attacker kills French policewoman with samurai sword

October 16, 2011

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· DA fights DNA testing because exonerations override juries
· Massachusetts Principal Takes Aim at Fall Holidays, Says They're Insensitive
· 300,000 babies stolen from their parents - and sold for adoption - by the Catholic church in Spain.
· Ryanair now to remove toilets from its planes
· Australian drinking establishments turn to rubber sidewalks to reduce injuries
· Pot, gator found in Chicago-area house

October 17, 2011

· Liberia's human-powered wooden trains
· Can Eating Too Much Spicy Food Kill You?
· Pilot's mid-air horror after discovering speedometer had been sabotaged with glue
· Domed simulator dubbed ultimate fighter jet training tool
· Gold nugget worth $424,000 found in Russia
· Record-High 50% of Americans Favor Legalizing Marijuana Use

October 18, 2011

· Scalextric offers mind-controlled slot car racing
· Splatter Some Pumpkin Guts with This Jack-O-Lantern Drill Bit
· All-Electric DeLorean to Debut in 2013
· Man Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo
· Boulder cat has close encounter with mountain lion in Boulder
· Things That Exist: Paula Deen's Butter-Flavored Lip Chap
· T-Mobile Customer Runs Up $201,000 Phone Bill
· Russian governor promises $17,000 for furless chipmunk
· Animal Fat Replaces Crude Oil in F16s as Biofuels Head to War: Commodities
· 'You tried to cut my head off': Saw-wielding wife held
· Men ask police for help after cocaine and pot are stolen
· Zombies and witches declare war in Salem
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October 19, 2011

· Dickhead Dad Forced His Daughter to Put on Armor and Fight Him in a Sword Match
· Elderly woman breaks hip at Niagara hospital, told by staff to call ambulance
· Exotic animals on the run in Ohio

October 20, 2011

· Gadhafi is dead
· Taiwanese woman finds out she has testicles
· Single greatest photographic achievement to emerge from the war in Vietnam
· The U.S. Military Declares War On Deadly Kittens
· Air Force UFO Rules Vanish After Huffington Post Inquiry
· Oregon farmer finds live artillery shell

October 21, 2011

· Man dressed as Spiderman, wielding sword attempts to rob North Carolina convenience store
· Daughter To Undergo Transplant Of Mom's Womb
· Former Treasurer's Dealer Accused Of Sex In Museum
· 12 Places To Go If The World Goes To Hell
· Shelf collapse shatters 6,810 wine bottles (video)
· Florida Friday: Beach patrol captain fired over employee sex
· Florida Friday: Accused vomiting, intoxicated coffee drinker busted at PSL Starbucks
· Serial rapist on the loose: 'We don't know what he'll do next,' cop says
· Florida Friday: Florida school scrambles to retrieve prizes with racy images
· Florida Friday: Police: Son Calls 911 On Drunken Mom
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· Florida Friday: Students defy dress codes with "bellies and bottoms" out
· Florida Friday: PSL man ate stolen ice cream sandwich he kept in pants, police say
· Compensation after wrong side of heart removed

October 22, 2011

· Internet pornography destroying men's ability to perform with real women, finds study
· Man wielding machete, can of gasoline demands test results from medical center
· Firefighter revives dog, mouth to snout
· British mustard gas attack didn't blind Hitler: His invented trenches myth concealed bout of mental illness
· After 40 years, wife arrested in man's hot-grease death
· German satellite to hit Earth this weekend with up to 1.7 tons of debris
· Meet 'Pepsi Pink', Japan's New Strawberry Milk Flavored Cola
· Unrelenting sex drive may signal deadly rabies

October 23, 2011

· Wis. Wiccan chaplain denies sexual assault of inmate, hostage-taking ruse
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October 24, 2011

· Passengers watch Ryanair crew mend jet window with TAPE
· Stores pull "Schweddy Balls" from shelves
· Hunter Kills Marine; Mistook Him for a Bear
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· R.I.P.: Father of Lisp and AI John McCarthy has died
· A Giant Spinning Human Head Water Fountain Is Oddly Mesmerizing
· Javan rhino 'now extinct in Vietnam'

October 25, 2011

· Stuff yourself for free at Japan's Burger Kings
· 7 reasons the 787 Dreamliner is special
· iPod creator's next quest: Making thermostats sexy
· Star Wars hard drive recycles VHS tapes
· VH1 Classic has proclaimed 11-11-11 as "National Metal Day"
· Beleaguered Flight Crews Could Soon Bunk With the Cargo
· The F-22 Is Back, Baby!

October 26, 2011

· How the Joy of Sex was illustrated
· Virgin Galactic space tourism could begin in 2013
· Airline finds long-lost cat in airport
· Parents kept kids in kennel
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· Best Halloween Costume Ever: Nikon D3 suit that really works!

October 27, 2011

· 50 Tons of Plastic Recycled Into Scottish Foot Bridge
· Aeroshot offers you shot of caffeine
· Man Pleads Guilty to Trafficking Black Market Kidneys in New Jersey
· Macs are invading the business world, study says
· Auschwitz crimes to be reinvestigated by Poland
· Car Receives $44,500 Ticket For 1,800 Years Of Illegal Parking
· Crime does seem to pay - $200,000 given back to cocaine dealer 'Tony'
· Wedded Bliss
· Colorado Springs man in trouble after 2 dates arrive at same time
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· Swede shocked by backyard elk 'threesome'
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October 28, 2011

· Satanic lesbian launches bid for freedom
· Pimp charged with sex trafficking, bussed girls in a gold van with the words "Ho Hauler" on the front
· Gym teacher faked bomb threat to avoid having to go to work
· Bellingham man cuts off own arm with guillotine
· Radio ad refuses service to Obama supporters, Muslims
· Florida Friday: Safety patrol official helps man look for backpack, while searching official's backpack gets stolen
· Florida Friday: Misspelled school street sign alarms parents
· Florida Friday: Lindsay Lohan's father arrested hours after release from jail. This is not a repeat from two days ago.
· Florida Friday: Giant Lego Man washes ashore in Sarasota
· Florida Friday: Teacher could face thousands of dollars in fines for helping students register to vote
· Florida Friday: Mom left kids in car to steal, cops say
· Florida Friday: Man tries to flood cell with toilet water
· TSA officer faces dismissal over 'get your freak on, girl' note in luggage

October 29, 2011

· Police: Day Care Intruder Tried On Girls' Bikinis
· Crash Spills Grapefruit All Over Grapefruit Blvd.
· Man unable to buy cigars tries to run over store employees
· Australia's Biggest Airline Grounds Its Entire Fleet
· iPad Pinkie Ripper Gets 25 Years in Jail, Apologizes
· Camels' milk ice-cream comes to UK
· Miami cop accused of recklessly driving 120 mph in his squad car to off-duty job

October 30, 2011

· Police: Fla. pizza workers burned down rival store
· Gran, 92, barred from buying alcohol because she had no proof of age
· ICE Agent During Search: "The Warrant is Coming Out of My Balls"
· Squirrel Pumpkin: The grey critter getting into the Halloween spirit
· Adult deer found inside python in Everglades
· 'Jon and Kate' Editor Arrested for sex exploit of a minor

October 31, 2011

· Woman offers undercover officer sex for $17
· Carving a pumpkin with the explosive power of science
· Top 10 Reasons It Sucks to Be a Vampire (Pun Intended)
· Artificial tongue distinguishes 18 different types of canned tomato
· 'Braised koala' gets traveller stewing
· High School Students Crowned America's First Lesbian Homecoming Couple