January 1, 2012

· Cops: Accomplice accidentally shoots robber during home invasion
· Midland city spokeswoman says man detained after entering Texas airport with explosives
· 7.0 Sea Quake Shakes Tokyo, but Causes No Damage
· Argh! Pirate-themed ship runs aground in west Florida
· Dead Blackbirds Fall Again in Arkansas Town
· 4.0 earthquake strikes in Ohio, believed to be related to the injection of wastewater into ground near fault line
· 50 years ago today the Beatles audition for Decca Records

January 2, 2012

· Klingons conquer Stormtroopers in New Year's Eve blood drive battle
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· Indianapolis Hosts Super Bowl -- and 800-Foot Zip Line
· Mystery over Blackpool bubbles as promenade is awash with foam
· Would you smell a pair of jeans worn-in and unwashed for three months?
· R.I.P: Bob Anderson, 'Star Wars' sword master dead at 89
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· Frozen dead guy celebration gets a new owner

January 3, 2012

· Virulent, extremophile whiskey-drinking fungus
· Pepsi moves to dismiss mouse-in-Mountain Dew lawsuit, saying the carcass would dissolve before the can was opened
· Hybrid sharks found in Australian waters
· Iran Tests Naval Cruise Missile
· Still a Wild World: Top New Animals of 2011
· Old-fashioned wet shaving is back in style
· Supersized saddles find home on the range as Americans fatten
· White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
· Genius Cops Caught Apparently Planting Evidence By Own Dash Camera
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January 4, 2012

· Cop issues ticket, asks for date, lawsuit says
· Chicago launches winter preparedness site featuring snow plow tracker
· Teen sleeping on plane ends up in wrong city

January 5, 2012

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· Seattle sues attorney over public records request
· What's in a name? Possibly your shot at love, self-esteem and lung cancer
· Pentagon-backed 'time cloak' stops the clock
· Pot smoking not tied to middle-age mental decline
· Squirrel and T-Rex Get It On
· ID now needed for drain cleaner in Illinois
· Giant tuna caught in Tokyo fetches record $747K
· Shot in the eye, woman insists on finishing beer

January 6, 2012

· Burglar dumps rare coins worth several thousand dollars into coin counting machine, nets $450
· Wisconsin coroner stole body part to train dog, police say
· Scottish anthrax outbreak 'worst in UK in 50 years'
· Portage deputies arrest gun-wielding man in Nelson Township (mugshot)
· Florida Friday: Man wearing Darth Vader mask attacked trooper
· Florida Friday: Man arrested for throwing out bag of marijuana at courthouse
· Florida Friday: Man Arrested for Selling Moonshine
· Florida Friday: Palm City man says 'ball drop' beef begets beer splashing, biting, stabbing
· Florida Friday: Wild pig carcasses wash up in Bradenton
· Florida Friday: Homeless man decapitated in a fight over spilled food
· Florida Friday: Doctor blamed for amputating TWO patient's penises after botched operations

January 7, 2012

· Gold ring lost for EIGHTY YEARS is returned to owner's grandson after being discovered in an underwater cave
· Study: High-Fat Foods Cause Brain Scarring
· TV Show Opens Online Store So Viewers Can Investigate Their Own Lovers (VIDEO)
· Mystery solved: 'Stolen' car parks itself in garage
· Eating Christmas trees at the 'world's best restaurant'
· Amazing Timelapse of 30-Story Building Constructed In Only 360 Hours
· For sale: Nuclear bomb-proof space station in Carmel Valley

January 8, 2012

· Subway riders to drop pants as part of global event
· Dozens of soldiers on lockdown over missing military equipment
· 'Lady Chinky Eyes': Papa John's Store Calls Woman Racial Slur In Receipt (PHOTO) (UPDATE)
· Illinois law lets motorists salvage fur, food from roadkill
· National Geographic Photography Contest Winners: 2011
· NYC resolution: Attract 50M-plus tourists in 2012
· Bungee jump rope snaps: Aussie's miracle escape from fall into crocodile-infested waters
· Party like you're 99: Boulder grants second retirement home liquor license
· You may now kiss the brides: Couple renew their marriage vows - after husband changes sex

January 9, 2012

· New super painkiller Zohydro is more dangerously potent than Vicodin: narcs and docs
· Porky Pig: In early America, farm animals took the blame for zoophilic sex.
· One Chicago Walgreens to offer a barista, made-to-order sushi, juice bar, self-serve frozen yogurt and a humidor
· FDA warns about painkiller mix-up in Excedrin, Bufferin
· Calif. lawmaker pleads no contest in shoplift case
· New England Journal of Medicine was first published 200 years ago
· The best- and worst-run cities in America
· Ducks and geese help spur blood donation campaign
· Extinct Giant Tortoise May Still Be Alive in Galapagos
· Man tries to sell son on Facebook for $20 million
· Almost 1 In 3 U.S. Warplanes Is a Robot
· Alleged terrorist plotted to bomb Tampa: U.S. officials
· Furor in Greece over pedophiles, exhibitionists, kleptomaniacs, fetishists and sadomasochists labeled as disabled

January 10, 2012

· Rum company to give away 101 free tattoos
· FAA waives rules, says paid-pilots can guide whooping cranes to Florida using bird-like plane
· World ticks closer to 'Doomsday'
· Baby Born With Organs Outside Body Receives Rare Surgery
· Women banned from speaking at major conference on gynecological advances in Jerusalem

January 11, 2012

· Study: Nicotine Is Good for You
· Why We Love the Crap We Make, or The Grand Unifying Theory of Regretsy
· Female Bodyguard Training In China Involves Bikinis, Human Centipedes
· No jail time for California father who threw son off boat
· Man wanted on suspicion of rape arrested after flirting with cop
· NKorea keeps door open for food-nuke deal with US
· Husband opens fire after wife given tea and toast instead of orange
· Study: Smoking Marijuana Not Linked with Lung Damage
· WA man accused of selling pot on courthouse lawn
· A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives
· The 30 Best Taco-Related Crimes Ever
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· Mother-of-six saves her own life by coughing up a cancerous tumor
· Confiscated bushmeat 'poses virus threat'
· Rescuers cut man out of pasta machine

January 12, 2012

· World's smallest frog discovered
· Crab Soup Recalled for Undeclared Milk, Wheat and...Crab?
· Errant drill penetrates Stockholm tunnel
· NY Subway Workers: 'Rate My Rat' Subway Rat Photo Contest
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· Father charged for threatening his son with a meat cleaver over burnt biscuits
· 20 Things You Didn't Know About... Alcohol
· Captive Cheese Fungus Gobbles Up Spills, Forming a Living, Self-Cleaning Surface
· Japan's Latest WTF Trend
· Police: Robber Gets Fist In Face From Pharmacist
· Suspect threatens to eat officers
· Swedish Bondage Fairies launch high-tech global treasure hunt

January 13, 2012

· Romney: Income inequality is just 'envy'
· Police: California woman bites 2 children at bookstore
· German priest admits 280 counts of sexual abuse
· Man armed with sledgehammer shot to death
· Tissue holders contaminated with low levels of radioactive material pulled from store shelves
· STD surge in Cincinnati hits Dayton region
· Cars Connect With Apps, the Cloud at CES
· NASA Engages Public With New Custom Internet Radio Station
· Mass hysteria cited as cause of problems in Le Roy
· Rare horse fly named after Beyonce's butt
· Braille Burgers From Fast Food Chain Wimpy Let Blind People 'See' Food (VIDEO)
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· Florida Friday: Home invasion suspect found hiding in dryer
· Florida Friday: Police Arrest Man Accused Of Posing As Dentist
· Florida Friday: Dentist bites back: Craigslist ad leads to arrest of two in stolen property case
· Florida Friday: House committee passes bill that mandates all accident victims go to ERs
· Florida Friday: Woman, 62, upset with 'Judge Judy' allegedly attacks man with hammer
· Florida Friday: Strapped to the 'Devil's Chair' and 'pepper-sprayed to death'
· Florida Friday: Armed trio found with two dead gators arrested in PBC sugarcane field
· Florida Friday: Image of Virgin Mary appears at hamburger restaurant
· Florida Friday: Man asked why he has large amount of cash, 'I don't have a job, read between the lines'
· Florida Friday: Woman comes face-to-face with six-foot snake
· Totally drug-resistant TB emerges in India
· High-Speed Animal Flight Videos Show Hidden Aerial World
· The Dark Knight Would Love To Dock His iPad In This Amazing Bat-Cycle

January 14, 2012

· Man, woman charged with pushing, hitting police officer, excessive cowbell noise
· Woman Injects 'Bath Salts,' Loses Arm To Flesh-Eating Bacteria
· Dead man charged for running faucet
· Behold, the 1977 budget breakdown for Star Wars
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· Report: Quote on MLK Memorial Will Be Changed
· 'We are going to have to send you to the zoo,' doctors tell obese patients too large to fit in hospital scanners
· US is biggest wine consumer, China joins top five
· Police: Man robs bank, hails cab then calls 911 to turn himself in
· Just How Rich Is the TSA Getting From Your Forgotten Change?

January 15, 2012

· Man Arrested For Poisoning His Wife's Rice Krispies Cereal
· Want to See Every Tree in America?
· Cops: Man needed a ride, stole a Publix scooter
· The Navy Is Depending on Dolphins to Keep the Strait of Hormuz Open
· Obsession: Drunken Udder alcohol-infused ice cream
· Ridiculous $1,500 Diamond Studded Business Cards

January 16, 2012

· Dutch use F-16s to pursue criminal suspect
· Kids' eyes glued shut by Swedish docs
· McDonald's worker 'films mouse in bun bag'
· Delta flight diverts to Fla. for unruly first-class passengers demanding food and champagne
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· Woman, 85, critical after being hit by falling cat
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· SKorea: Men arrested for smuggling gold in rectums
· R.I.P: Cracker Barrel founder Dan Evins dies
· Japan Airlines debuts Hello Kitty Boeing 777
· Island of Montecristo to be bombed with poison after rat infestation
· 10 Scientific and Technological Visionaries Who Experimented With Drugs
· BASF abandons GM crop market in Europe, moves its plant science headquarters to U.S.

January 17, 2012

· Detroit Police give up on car theft, ban street parking to curb break-ins
· Woman offered sexual favors for Chicken McNuggets, police say
· Fake iPad 2s made of clay sold at B.C. stores
· 'Bring God back into bed': Pastor and wife stage bed-in on the roof of their church as they tell worshippers to have more sex
· Driver arrested after getting stuck, passing out in front lawn of Michigan State Police Post in Cadillac
· Passengers panic over false crash alarm
· America is drunk

January 18, 2012

· Severed head found below Hollywood sign in Los Angeles
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· Busted: Oakland Park woman charged with stealing 130 sticks of the men's antiperspirant products
· Two KC policemen admit they stole while on duty
· Concrete balls thwart roof-riding commuters
· US police developing infrared body scanner to detect guns in the street
· Sexually explicit tattoo angered Pinkberry founder, officials say
· Donald Trump: Still A Miserly Billionaire
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· Suspicion grows China was behind hack of U.S. commission

January 19, 2012

· Man wearing Cookie Monster hat robs Omaha store
· Snowmobile stealing parolee arrested hiding under a bed
· 'Titanic' theme played as Costa Concordia capsized
· UK spied on Russians with fake rock
· Texan fire crew in hotel stuffed tiger alert
· Couple caught trying to blow up car with flaming tampons
· Woman left child in shopping cart outside Lexington liquor store in 26 degree weather
· College student dies after tweeting, 'Thank you God'
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· Anti-church sentiment rises in Europe as more people seek 'de-baptism'
· Pic of Human Head for Sale
· Priceline killing off Shatner's 'Negotiator' ad character
· Pecan farmers on alert for nut rustlers

January 20, 2012

· Calif. man arrested after driving SUV into subway tunnel
· Police: Man Demanded Woman Do Drugs Or Buy Magazines
· Vet accused of having sex with horse
· Florida Friday: VIDEO: Man shoots at laundromat's change machine
· Florida Friday: To test Intoxilyzer, FDLE paid employees to get drunk
· Florida Friday: Man arrested in connection with Starbucks hammer attack
· Florida Friday: 'Porn producers' are scamming victims in Kissimmee
· Florida Friday: Bank foreclosing on O.J. Simpson's Florida home
· Florida Friday: Man punches stepdad after being asked to stop staring
· Florida Friday: Man tells IRS he is a resident of 'heaven,' owes no taxes
· Florida Friday: $12,000 gift for church taking over former Boynton Beach strip club
· Florida Friday: 3 out of the top 5 Most Stressful Cities are in Florida
· Controversial Killer Flu Research Paused
· South African law would make unauthorized storm predictions punishable by heavy fines and jail.
· Teacher pours hot tea on students to break up a fight following escalating texts over a girl

January 21, 2012

· Man tells court it was dog who strangled wife
· Man punches sprinkler at River North nightclub, makes it rain
· New app tells you if parking spot is legal
· Pennsylvania brothers face charges after brawl over a broken bong, police say
· Yale Bans Kegs At University Events
· Flaming-horned bull fatally gores man in Spain
· America's Rudest Cities

January 22, 2012

· Woman refuses to leave toilet bowl for 2.5 years
· Where did all the colored toilet paper go?
· Ohio father accused of taping up daughter, locking her in cage
· R.I.P. Joe Paterno, 85
· Va. lawmaker wants to legalize marijuana to sell in ABC liquor stores
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January 23, 2012

· Newspaper publisher apologises for saying Israel should consider assassinating Obama
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· Driver arrested on suspicion of DUI three times in five days
· Bees 'could deter vandals' at Greenfield heritage park
· Mother-of-four, 28, banned from every nightclub in town for being 'too old to wear skimpy outfits'
· Collection of rare miniature spirit bottles stolen
· Thousands of Plastic Figures Hold Up the Floor
· Tested: A Chemical Time Machine Makes Whiskey Taste Older, Faster
· Livestock industry wins Supreme Court appeal
· Six hurt in "sweet sixteen" birthday party shooting
· Malaysia Ministry seeks recordings of strange noises in sky
· Boxes Of Snakes Botch Carjacking
· Fulfill Your Dinosaur-Riding Fantasies
· Veteran In Need Of New Kidney Accidentally Buys Lottery Ticket, Wins $14.3 Million
· Homeland Security Wants to Spy on 4 Square Miles at Once
· Drone Pilot Discovers River of Blood Coming From Dallas Meat Packing Plant

January 24, 2012

· Teacher accused of spitting water on unruly students
· Alaska woman, 85, uses shovel to scare off moose attacking husband
· Oldest dinosaur nest site found
· Willowbrook man called 911, asked to fight a cop
· Magic mushrooms could treat depression
· 66 cats removed from West Delray home

January 25, 2012

· Raleigh woman armed with bedpost fights off intruder
· How long would it take Mitt Romney to earn what you make in a year?
· $100 cognac-infused hot dog for sale on streets of Vancouver
· Wisconsin athletic official resigns over allegations of inappropriate conduct
· Cruise ship captain admits 'mistake' in deposition
· "Take My Wife, Please. I convinced her to bed another man, and now I'm insanely jealous."
· Baltimore Co. priest charged with indecent exposure at adult book store, removed from duty
· Cops: Sword-Wielding Man Breaks Into South Carolina Home
· Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave to recreate scent of the office
· World's longest lab experiment still going 85 years later
· Chevy giving away 20 vehicles during Super Bowl
· Pork, the surprise remedy for a nosebleed
· The World's Largest Gumball
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· Artillery round accidentally explodes while police tinker with it with an acetylene torch
· Thai thief caught with 10,000 pairs of women's underwear
· Lufkin couple accused of stealing 11 pregnancy tests
· Muslim Men Rescue Bagel Shop And Keep It Kosher
· Police pinch pug-pilfering pensioner
· Pleasantville is hit with third murder in 5 days
· British porn star insures penis for $1 million

January 26, 2012

· AZ inmate arrested for refusing to leave lockup
· Breast implant maker's founder arrested, police say
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· Mormon Church's Prior Baptism Of Dead Jews Could Raise Concerns For Florida Voters
· 15 years on nothing but chicken nuggets
· Most Amazing High Definition Image of Earth - Blue Marble 2012
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· Mom sues MTA after 24-yr-old son walks into subway tunnel, gets hit by train
· Crayola Katydid & Cowboy Frog Among 46 Newfound Jungle Species
· Australia: Politician Anthony Albanese Lifts Speech from Michael Douglas Film (Video)
· Cocaine seized at UN headquarters in New York
· Sex, bomb, electrocution by cat all part of Granite City man's extortion plot, feds say
· Day care worker accused of taping child to the floor
· Europe Developing Asteroid Shield
· The World's First Floating Grill

January 27, 2012

· Russian tycoon buys a yacht to eclipse all others
· Boys pull out knife, gun in argument in 7th-grade class
· Cabarrus lawmaker calls for public hangings
· Man withdraws mouse from cash machine
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· Man who downloaded recipes on how to make explosive devices jailed
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· Florida Friday: High Student Sues After School Newspaper Used His Photo To Illustrate STD Story
· Florida Friday: Body was in Clearwater storage unit since 1995, police say
· Florida Friday: Man found guilty of setting wife on fire, beating her with hammer
· Florida Friday: Post Office evacuated after 'suspicious package' leaks moonshine
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Teen broke into officer's home
· Florida Friday: Man accused of recording video up woman's skirt at Wal-Mart
· Florida Friday: Armed 64-year-old woman says to suspect "I will shoot you!"
· Florida Friday: Mom who tried to sell baby for $7,000 gives up custody
· Florida Friday: Woman tells daughter she'll grow up to be a stripper
· Florida Friday: Psychic Peaches Stevens accused of scamming $136,000 from woman
· Florida Friday: 'I was too drunk to remember being trespassed'
· Florida Friday: Woman arrested after allegedly calling 911 six times because she wanted cigarettes
· Simpsons fanatics bid thousands for globule of glue that looks like Homer
· Bridge collapses after being rammed by hulking freighter carrying space rocket parts

January 28, 2012

· Toddler chews head off snake
· FDA blocks orange juice shipments from Canada
· Two teens send a Lego man into near space
· Marijuana mouth spray seeks FDA approval as painkiller
· Mom says 11-year-old boy with gun on MAX harassed her
· Monty Python Crew To Reunite For Movie
· TSA rail, subway spot-checks raise privacy issues
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· National Mustard Museum gets reprieve
· Tax mascot chases suspects
· Stunning Images of Rare Albino Hummingbird

January 29, 2012

· Pasco inmate comes home from jail to find burglar in his house
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· Orlando police: Fake cop used stun gun, then was stunned by real officer
· Mom who faked abduction for Disney trip gets 8 years
· Judge: Jupiter couple must pay $1.6 million for cutting down mangroves
· Purdue University creates 'bass' powered medical implant, knows where it hertz
· Majorgeeks Locals: NY inmate guilty of seeking $890M in tax refunds
· Pub landlord suspended for serving pints "too full" of beer
· We've had enough, it's time to raise your own kids, teachers say
· Six-yr-old charged with sexual assault over game of tag, charge going on his permanent record
· Testicular zap 'may stop sperm'

January 30, 2012

· CNN tells viewers London is in Norfolk
· Possible Human Foot Washes Ashore On B.C. Coast
· U.S. Insurance company Chartis cancels insurance policies of 3000 Australian soldiers
· Keeping warm with recycled coffee beans
· Fans gather for sexual chocolate beer sale
· Condo board member refuses to accept responsibility for actor killing self after he 'betrayed' dog
· Subject: Useless Facts
· Drunken man goes into wrong apartment, climbs into bed with an 80-year-old woman
· Bacteria colours your poop to diagnose illnesses
· Dozens of Vassar College Applicants Mistakenly Get Admissions Letters
· N.Y. Lawmaker Wants Fines For Straphangers Who Eat On The Subway
· Southwest Airlines jet hits light pole at Denver International Airport
· Chinese dreamer swaps army for pole-dancing
· Base Jumping Off of the Most Insane Pool in the World
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January 31, 2012

· Thief smashes window of unlocked car, steals woman's teeth
· Dutch Zoo Fits Elephant With Contact Lens
· Wal-Mart Breaks Tradition by Changing Role of Its Greeters
· Airplane Porn: How Does It Feel to Fly a Classic World War II Fighter?
· Costa Concordia wreck: Search of cruise ship abandoned
· Police Say Former Employee Poured Bleach on Packages of Chicken, Pork at Supermarket
· Man beats ex unconscious, sticks around to discuss repairing their relationship
· Family Says Mother Gave 6-Year-Old Son Deadly Dose Of Methadone And Nyquil
· Cox indicted in Flying Biscuit death
· The Welcome Resurgence of Beer That Tastes Like Bacon
· McDonald's drops "pink slime" beef
· LA teacher held for gagging and blindfolding children
· New Air Force One tapes give insight on Kennedy death
· Drug-Resistant Bugs Found in Organic Meat