February 1, 2012

· NASA Probe Discovers 'Alien' Matter From Beyond Our Solar System
· Australian bus boss gives staff $16m sale share
· Spider's detachable penis finishes without him
· Last surviving member of the original SAS dies aged 92
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· Australia could use elephants to control invasive grass
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· FDA approves first drug for inoperable skin cancer
· Romney: "I'm not concerned about the very poor"

February 2, 2012

· Welcome to 2012 Bacon Queen contest!
· Police: Lancaster man dangles 5-year-old above pit bull
· Alabama State Senator Says Keeping Teacher Pay Low 'A Biblical Principle'
· Glacier thief arrested in Chile
· FBI Targets "Hoarder" In Top-Secret Thefts
· Super Bowl super bust: US seizes 307 websites; grabs $4.8M in fake NFL merchandise
· Mini crab-like robot fights stomach cancer

February 3, 2012

· Vermont inmates hide pig in official police car decal
· Sex addict who slept with over 1,000 men reveals she used to be a man
· Florida Friday: A foot chase, a pit bull, a brawl, a Taser and a bystander stabbing himself, twice
· Florida Friday: Fake agent pulls over car to search for terrorists
· Florida Friday: Teacher put hot sauce on crayons to stop autistic children from putting them in their mouths
· Florida Friday: Greenacres man arrested after allegedly threatening woman with Japanese sai blade
· Florida Friday: Local wildlife disappears as giant pythons swamp Florida
· Florida Friday: Strippers Skrawberry and Tip Drill Analyze the Florida Republican Primary
· Florida Friday: Vero wife upset at hubby's request to 'use the bed' with another woman
· NASA develops cancer-detecting nanosensor that fits into a smartphone case
· R.I.P: Micron CEO Steve Appleton dies in airplane crash
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· Florida Friday: Woman says her 'big breasts' hindered her DUI test performance, affidavit states
· Florida Friday: Troopers: Mom was drunk when she hit gate, drove wrong way at elementary school
· 30 bales of pot found floating off Marina del Rey
· TSA thefts? Well, yes, but don't forget the good, TSA rep says
· Corpse Sits Among Oblivious Video Gamers For Nine Hours In Taiwan Internet Cafe

February 4, 2012

· Rabid 900-pound cow attacks Georgia farmer
· TSA Trains Super Bowl Hot Dog Sellers To Spot Terrorists
· Package deal: Injections make penis grow, study finds
· Fears held for Russian scientists exploring "alien" Antarctic lake, Vostok
· Ore. mushroom hunters missing for 4 days
· Bestiality brothels spur call for animal sex ban
· Police bust man for poolside pot plants

February 5, 2012

· Jack In The Box Now Selling A Bacon Milkshake
· Latest Super Bowl party treat: chicken wing cupcakes?
· UN wants to circumcise 20 million African men by 2015
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· Scientists want kids with three parents to help eradicate genetic disease
· Blue balls mystery solved by scientists
· Scratch and sniff jeans smell of raspberries and can be worn for months without washing
· Rape Victim Gets A Friend Request From Her Rapist
· Eighth grade girl allegedly sold classmates marijuana brownies for $3 each

February 6, 2012

· Elderly man who disappeared from rural S. Dakota after getting lost in fog is found in Minn.
· Chocolate beer for Valentine's Day: Kansas City falls in love
· Report: Man with shorts on head tries to rob bank
· Clara Lazen, Ten-Year-Old Fifth Grader, Discovers New Molecule
· 83-year old woman gets replacement 3D printed titanium jaw
· Sheriff's deputies use Taser on woman blocking McDonald's drive-through
· Genealogical website helps couples in Iceland avoid incest
· Man accidentally shoots himself at Savannah gun show
· STD rates skyrocketing among seniors
· Albuquerque burrito bandits arrested over the weekend

February 7, 2012

· Four Caught Stealing a Microwave Tower
· Daredevil who'll leap off the edge of space: Skydiver prepares for 23 mile jump
· Breakthrough Vaccine Could End Heroin Addiction
· Rash of school tuba thefts continues as Bell High loses two
· University Selling Morning After Pill In Vending Machine
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· Maryland Mall Evacuated & Locked Down After Sneaker Fight
· Fracture Putty can heal a broken bone in days
· NYC Cemetery Worker Injured After He and Three Others Fall into Open Grave
· Staten Island mom hits city with $900 trillion suit
· 'Superman' Busted After Climbing George Washington Statue in NYC
· Flowers, dinner, bowling -- and counseling -- ordered by Broward judge in domestic case
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· Va. couple charged for children's repeated tardiness
· Boy gets beer from older brother, sells it at western Pa. school, police say
· Vengeful husband sends wife a book bomb but accidentally injures her mother

February 8, 2012

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· Fishy smelling student sprayed down by teacher
· Whales 'stressed by ocean noise'
· Corals inflate to escape being buried alive in sand
· Superhydrophobic spray means no more clothes to wash
· CCTV police officer 'chased himself' after being mistaken for burglar
· Ready to inhale your caffeine instead of drink it?

February 9, 2012

· Woman arrested for drunken driving 2 straight mornings by same policeman
· Mail Carrier Fired After Allegedly Throwing Mail in Dumpster
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· LA County OKs $1,000 Fine For Throwing Football, Frisbee On Beaches
· Family heartbroken after thieves steal urn containing baby's ashes
· Cops: Dad Kills Tennessee Couple For Deleting Daughter On Facebook
· Inside the swingers' club that is fighting against closure after complaints about its noisy sex parties
· Killed by drilling on mayo tub; heart-stab horror
· Drones over U.S. get OK by Congress
· Video malfunction gets dancers off hook
· St. Louis man carrying petition forms for A Safer Missouri is fatally shot
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February 10, 2012

· Man suspected of putting meth in business' coffee
· Rhino dies in anti-poaching demo by conservationists
· Zany Swiss man installs wood-burning stove in car
· Huge-breasted model, 32, walks away from horror crash after her 38KKK chest acts as AIRBAG
· Florida Friday: Three men and teen accused of hiding stolen jewelry in Chinese food charged with grand theft
· Florida Friday: While you were sleeping: One-legged suspect attempts to elude police
· Florida Friday: Police find squatters, grenades in home
· Florida Friday: Woman 'lost her mind' in Vero Beach, boyfriend fears torched wardrobe
· Florida Friday: Jail inmate escapes hospital in leg shackles
· Majorgeeks Forum Member "Sailor" Can Use Your "Like" on This Photo
· 'Stolen' $9m jewels found in drawer
· Teen whines about parents on Facebook, dad shoots laptop

February 11, 2012

· No female TSA agents means no flight for Denver woman
· Man accused of breaking into a woman's home, stealing her panties and sending her cellphone pictures of the underwear
· Man said he tried to kill cat that made him fail online test
· 'I've been offered sex every day for rest of my life in return for $2m'
· FBI says paying for your morning coffee with cash a potential terrorist activity

February 12, 2012

· Texas Woman Induced Labor for Dying Husband to Hold Baby
· Man charged with groping during Alcholics Anonymous session in Boulder
· History museum might want your old underwear for upcoming exhibit
· Driver arrested on drug charges after Holyoke cops see him using heroin while stopped at Main Street red light
· Discovering The Mysteries Of Rice Krispyhenge
· Library forced to shut down intelligent computer that 'learns' after it starts giving borrowers saucy X-rated backchat

February 13, 2012

· Cops: Woman is sideswiped by motorist, then mugged by 'Good Samaritan'
· German language experts have decided that "sh*tstorm" was the most valuable anglicism adopted by the country, last year.
· The 7 Most Brutal Valentine's Day Murders
· Farmers Plan Biggest U.S. Crop Boost Since 1984, Led by Corn
· Cake for breakfast? Study says go for it
· Lessons of a very sexy pirate costume
· This is Busiest Week of the Year--For Private Eyes
· Watch the Chefs at Alinea Make an Edible Helium Balloon

February 14, 2012

· Man plays porn by accident instead of Smurfs at child's birthday party
· Nude Cowgirl Leads Police on Chase
· Woman sues Petco claiming groomers cut off her dog's ear and tried to glue it back on
· Vladimir Putin ridiculed after demanding Russians have more sex to halt declining population
· Colombia priests 'hired own killers' in suicide pact
· Woman cited for 4th DUI, daughter jumps out of car
· Cincinnati's Mile High Club: Air company offers fliers chance at in-flight sex

February 15, 2012

· Man charged with disorderly conduct after he affixed a sex toy to a county-owned van
· Valentine's naked and bound role-play lands two in jail
· TSA makes married mother go through body scanner three times after telling her she had a 'cute' figure
· Iraq war veteran's iPod found 6,000 miles away, returned to him
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· Epic robbery fail in Rotterdam (Video)
· Pa. smokehouse fire 'best-smelling in long time'
· Goodbye To The King Size: Mars To Downsize Candy Bars In 2013

February 16, 2012

· Police buy cemetery plots to block Josh Powell from being buried next to his boys
· Teen girl discovers 'swinging' parents online
· BYU student scolded for her attire in Valentine's note
· Student sues for emotional distress after school strip searched him for drugs in front of classmates and revealed his 'Superman' underwear
· Taco Bell to Launch Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco Shells Nationwide

February 17, 2012

· Florida Friday: Teen Steals Tomato Plant, Mistook For Pot
· Florida Friday: School bus driver arrested for allegedly showing porn to minors
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· Florida Friday: Suspect collapses in court, says he drank "poison" after hearing verdict in his armed trespassing case
· Florida Friday: Senate panel OKs slashing hourly pay for servers, bartenders, others
· Florida Friday: Peacock pandemonium: Boynton Beach community split on decision to kill 200 pesky peafowl
· Florida Friday: Inmate allegedly found an oddball way to get underage sex
· Florida Friday: The Burning Bed: Woman torched bedbug-infested mattress, ran outside naked
· Florida Friday: Firefighter accused of putting poisonous substance in co-worker's canteen
· Florida Friday: Mother charged with using Marine son's ID to steal money while he was in Afghanistan
· Florida Friday: Deltona grandma beaten for refusing grandson drug money, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Beer-money flashing offers lead to knife attack
· Florida Friday: Brothers arrested for theft after getaway car stalls
· Florida Friday: Squatting naked man Ramon H. Blair found with crack in buttocks in Stuart, police say
· Florida Friday: Man arrested on 144 child porn counts

February 18, 2012

· Naked Man Steals Socks From Walmart In Pennsylvania (Video)
· Woman falls while texting on the news (Video)
· California Man Accused of Eating Cats
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· Iowa woman stuck in sewer opening for 24 hours
· Foot found on a British Columbia shore last year belongs to a fisherman who died in January 1987
· Expired BP carwash voucher sets off $5 million class-action suit
· Mistaken Mow Job Costs VA City Nearly $1 Million
· Body found in Denver trash bin went down the apartment's trash chute
· Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
· Feds seize $50 million in Megaupload assets, lodge new charges

February 19, 2012

· Swedish man survives for 2 months in snowed-in car
· Man taking firefighter ability test has heart attack and is saved by firefighters
· Rancher chooses pet buffalo to be best man at renewal of his wedding vows
· Westbrook Police Look For Man Who Didn't Rob Bank
· Iran claims its navy enters Mediterranean as tensions with Israel grow
· My Little Pony Episode Teaches Kids To Appreciate The Long Wait For A New iPhone

February 20, 2012

· One-legged millionaire in Rolex assault
· Naked 12-year-old girl found eating from trash can
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· Man With Prosthetic Legs Tries To Rob A Chesterfield CVS
· Report: Naked man begs neighbor for sex
· Man, 33, getting texts from 15-year-old girl until his 14-year-old girlfriend told her to stop
· Kite Surfer Hospitalized After Colliding With Building in Florida
· Dead for 32,000 Years, an Arctic Plant Is Revived
· Hoover Police Department: Nude driver hits 7 cars before stopping for police

February 21, 2012

· 95-year-old woman left in car while caretaker goes gambling, police say
· Swedish hospital seeks new 'hot' nurses
· Mesa police: Man's gun goes off in Walmart bathroom stall
· Man says keister kissing invite issued in Sebastian handicap parking flap
· Dog Chases Mountain Lion Up Los Altos Tree
· Cops: Ohio Woman's Breast Implant Exploded During Domestic Assault
· Two Gorillas Escape Exhibit at Kansas City Zoo

February 22, 2012

· NASA recruiting chefs for Mars
· Right-wing talk radio host says he only went into gay bar for the beer
· Screaming Child On Plane Prompts Man To Trigger Emergency Slide
· Fight over Del Taco toilet leaves man, 64, with broken arm
· The People Of 1919 Imagined Circular Runways For NYC (You Know, For Our Personal Commuter Airplanes)
· Austin cab drivers hurl $100 fees at sick passengers
· Germany told to stop sex offender castration
· Man stabbed at Mardi Gras parade with his own pirate knife
· Man booted from flight after refusing to put out electric cigarette
· Crocodile Bites Off Part Of Elderly Man's Testicles In Zimbabwe

February 23, 2012

· Chattanooga being sued for not allowing IHOP
· The flying men of Yungas Valley
· Feds: Ohio animal-rights activist offered $850 for random fur-wearer to be killed
· Woman fleeces Nigerian scam artists by stealing more than $30,000 from their internet car sales racket
· Porn Displayed On Best Buy Television, Customer Says She Feels Violated

February 24, 2012

· Florida Friday: Police say PSL man threatens to bite off their ears after trying to use head as battering ram
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie man issued ticket shows up at officer's house
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Man arrested after reports of masturbating on Bonita Beach
· Florida Friday: Stephen Brewster arrested in Sarasota for the 40th time
· Florida Friday: Man damages patrol car with teeth
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Teen finds naked man in kitchen stealing rum
· Florida Friday: Riot police called to mall as crowd presses for sneakers made for LeBron James, other NBA stars
· Florida Friday: Police: Bradenton armed robber drops gun, returns to buy it for $40
· Florida Friday: Police: Ocala teen attacked boy with light bulb
· R.I.P: Steve Kordek, who revolutionized the game of pinball, dies at 100

February 25, 2012

· AC/DC Pinball, for those about to rock
· Mardi Gras soul, in action, turns girl's parade nightmare into a dream come true
· Police arrest and stripsearch innocent man after child doodles a gun
· Stephen Hawking Frequents Sex Clubs
· The Badgermin: A taxidermied badger with a theremin built into it
· Man shoots himself to test bulletproof vest
· Mother of 3 to burglary suspect: 'You better run fast'
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· Woman steals Crest Whitestrips at Ellenton Kmart, places them in mouth
· Mom Forced Out Of Church For Breastfeeding

February 26, 2012

· Report: Boy, 13, stole AK-47, knew mom would never buy him one
· Man 'takes photos with lover's phone while having sex and sends them to her contacts - including her mother and brother, 14
· Man Shot Twice as he Tries to Shoot Caged Raccoon
· One small step for porn: Playboy to plan a strip club in space
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· Documents: PETA kills more than 95 percent of pets in its care

February 27, 2012

· Dog causes crash that sets truck full of meat on fire
· Elementary students expelled for plotting to poison teacher
· Van with 5-foot tires crushes small car
· Noisy beach masturbator faces deportation
· Limo driver gets arrested for 6th DUI
· Cop accidentally shoots himself following chase and crash
· Cruise ship Costa Allegra adrift off Seychelles
· MajorGeeks Locals: Vero Beach felon who deputies say stole award-winning goat, electronics charged with theft
· Canby man pays 'hit man' to attack judge, bungles his own trial
· The Great Singapore Penis Panic and the joy of oddly titled books
· Report: Russia, Ukraine Foiled Plot to Kill Putin
· Man dies after trash bin hits him in bizarre crash at Winn-Dixie grocery store parking lot
· France's bold drink driving legislation - every car to carry a breathalyzer

February 28, 2012

· Naked in Texas: Man gets 18 years for child porn, being nude at work
· Probe after Judge pulls out a gun in court and tells sex attack victim she's 'killing her case'
· Mum joins daughter in sex trade
· Report: Man busted in sex sting told detective he wanted to contract a disease
· L.I. Couple Wants Answers After Lavatory Leak From Overhead Plane
· Homeless man arrested trying to steal Secret Service car

February 29, 2012

· Police: Boyfriend Fakes Gas Leak To Out 'Other' Man
· Girl eats 4,000 washing-up sponges
· 6 Reasons Why Weighing Yourself is a Bad Idea
· Guantanamo detainees get new $750G soccer field
· Meet the three teenage daughters of Reverend Bob Larson... who hate Twilight and perform exorcisms
· R.I.P: The Monkees' Davy Jones dead at 66
· Ikea 'paid French police for secret files on staff'
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· Police: Home intruders were bath salts hallucination
· Here's one way to spend drug money: 18,753 comic books
· Cops: Man Steals Items from Grave Sites, Gives Out as Gifts