March 1, 2012

· Chinese villagers carry giant balloons of stolen natural gas to fuel their homes
· Study find humans are too dumb to pick the right person to lead us
· Armored car driver kills his partner and disappears with 2.3 million in casino money
· New speech-jamming gun hints at dystopian Big Brother future
· Man shoots daughter multiple times because she had not taken her medication and was acting odd
· David Cross: 'Arrested Development's Blue Man Group paint was a pain'
· Fat women most likely to have sex on first date
· 250ms is enough wait to send web users packing
· Woman asks friends to stab her so she could get out of a probation appointment
· Third of young women would swap IQ for larger breasts
· World Book Day: the world's most valuable books
· Winder Man Calls 911 to Report Being Invisible

March 2, 2012

· Florida Friday: Strip-club raid: 'It's a whorehouse' police chief says
· Florida Friday: Napalm found in Milton meth lab
· Florida Friday: Landlord Tows Trailer With Resident Inside
· Florida Friday: Women find big snake in trunk of rental car
· Florida Friday: Disney closes new Habit Heroes exhibit after criticism for stigmatizing fat kids
· Florida Friday: Pinellas detective dressed as Progress Energy worker in search of marijuana
· Florida Friday: Teacher 'had sex with student in her car, exchanged 12,000 texts in four months and let him call her My Precious Angel'

March 3, 2012

· Pictures: 50 Fattiest Foods Across the Nation
· Daring mountain rescue for base jumper stuck in crevasse after he put his parachute on backwards
· DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say
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· The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History
· If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of Cops

March 4, 2012

· I've fallen in love with the Statue of Liberty. And I had passionate affair with a drum kit
· Woman's lawsuit against Roman Catholic college says roommate had too much sex
· Man threatened to show naked pictures if woman didn't have sex, deputies say
· 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days after she 'died'
· Report: Korean Bible study group robbed at gunpoint
· R.I.P: Legendary Rock Guitarist Ronnie Montrose Dead At 64
· R.I.P: Star Wars conceptual artist Ralph McQuarrie dies at age 82
· Women armed with pink stun guns attack flea-market dealer (Video)
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· New Orleans forgives all old traffic camera tickets to city employees
· Police: Victoria's Secret bra bandits captured

March 5, 2012

· Medical breakthrough: Hope for people that smell like fish
· Electrified vortex rings could deliver pepper spray at 90mph
· Feisty Girl Scouts try to fight off cookie money bandit outside Walmart
· Lawmaker: Food Trucks Should Be Farther from Schools than Pot Dispensaries
· TSA confiscates woman's bottle of water but lets her go with knife in her bag.
· Sri Lankan police say man dies while trying to set record for longest time spent buried alive
· Grandson of appliance store founder made bomb threat against store
· Man broke woman's arm for tossing out his beer

March 6, 2012

· People Aren't Smart Enough for Democracy to Flourish, Scientists Say
· Amateur astronomy group succeeds in flashing space station with one-watt blue laser and a white spotlight
· R.I.P: 'It's a Small World' Songwriter Robert Sherman Dies at 86
· More kids, elderly swallowing batteries
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· A 31-year-old man dies after meth lab fire in Ashtabula nursing home
· The Oreo turns 100 today

March 7, 2012

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· New Mexico robber makes off with cash from register... but leaves part of his finger behind
· Toddler escapes from nursery by scaling 7ft spiked fence
· OMSI After Dark: Baconfest
· USA! USA! Panama City Beach takes bikini parade record back from Australia (photos)
· Limbaugh threatened with lawsuit by supergroup Rush
· Deputy Spots Suspicious Coconut At Frederick County, Md. Courthouse; Deemed Safe

March 8, 2012

· Coralville Man Arrested at Grocery Store for "Criminal Mischief With The Cheese"
· 'Brosiery' and 'mantyhose' take off as men seek the warmth, comfort... and 'fashion statement' of patterned tights
· 'Give It To Your Woman, It's Her Job' Laundry Tag Doesn't Wash With Many
· Shantelle Hicks, Pregnant 8th Grader, Outed To New Mexico School Assembly
· Family says corpse 'fondled' at local funeral home, offered free funeral and casket for not calling the police

March 9, 2012

· Gadgets are top cause for flight disputes, attendants say
· Toddler tantrum gets family booted off JetBlue plane
· Florida Friday: Sebastian woman flees in car after threatening to kill FHP trooper over $600 ticket
· Florida Friday: Bill bans handcuffs during jailhouse births
· Florida Friday: Employee Talks Armed Gunman Out Of Robbery, Has Him Fill Out Job Application
· Florida Friday: Cop Fired For Hauling Mattresses On Car
· Florida Friday: Venice man says he saw a face in the clouds
· Florida Friday: Man Attacked Mom For Using His Taco Sauce
· Florida Friday: Driver runs into man during disagreement about football
· Florida Friday: Key West man accused of sitting on his cockatoo
· Florida Friday: Florida town: Stop luring sharks with bloody fish parts
· Man burglarizes car, leaves used beer can behind
· Florida Friday: Steven Mulhall accused of stealing judge's nameplate and then posting a photo on Facebook
· Florida Friday: Woman with criminal history could get approval for day care grant

March 10, 2012

· Woman Sells Three-Year-Old Chicken McNugget for $8,000 On eBay
· Germany's Biggest-Selling Newspaper Scraps Photos of Topless Women
· Doctor says Beach officer stabbing two firefighters was due to severe reaction to antibiotics
· Flight attendant tells passengers on intercom that plane was likely to crash, alludes to the September 11 attacks
· Man left to decompose on hospital mortuary table for six days because his body was too big
· 5-year-old gets birthday party, gets left behind, mother doesn't notice until the next day
· Woman gives birth to son weighing nearly 14 pounds, her immediate reaction: "How'd he fit?"
· Man Shot At Detroit Gas Station, Reportedly Over Price Of Condoms
· Marie Claire assembles the face of the 'ideal woman' according to plastic surgeons' most popular requests

March 11, 2012

· Iran trains female ninjas as potential assassins
· Reporter is woken at 12:45am by police demanding changes to article
· Police: Man threatened us on Facebook after learning his ex is dating a cop
· Naked fugitive busted after jumping from van | Photo
· Couple forced boy to kneel for 9-hours a day, cops say
· Mug Shot May Provide Basis For Insanity Defense

March 12, 2012

· This 14-Year-Old Girl Just Bought A House In Florida
· 'Even though it hurts me, it makes me feel good': Girl can't stop drinking gasoline even knowing it could kill her
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· Pole-dancing robots wow world's biggest high-tech fair
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· Teen falls down garbage chute trying to retrieve cellphone
· Cop: Girlfriend Attacked Me With Justin Bieber Doll

March 13, 2012

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· Dad beats up youth coach, then bites off part of his ear
· Exotic Dancers of the 1890s
· Deep Inside the Chain Pub Piss Dungeon
· Mysterious hog farm explosions stump scientists
· Transsexual Thai air hostesses: gimmick or equality?

March 14, 2012

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· Man's Loincloth Claim Rejected by City
· World's tallest man reaches his peak as scientists discover way to stop 8ft 3in giant from growing
· After 244 years, Encyclopedia Britannica will cease production of its books and go digital
· 11 Hottest On-Screen Bathing Suits
· Staten Island Man Finds California Kingsnake In His Toilet Bowl
· Referring to "NAGs," Limbaugh Asks: "How Can I Be Anti-Woman? I Even Judged The Miss America Pageant"
· 'Substantial' section of white cliffs of Dover collapses into sea
· John Goodman Wasn't Drunk; Bentley Malfunctioned, Defense Says

March 15, 2012

· Clerk saw mother's name on stolen bank card, police say
· Idaho lawmakers finally declare telegraph obsolete
· Missouri mother attacks son's alleged heroin supplier with a bat
· Angel Raich, Cancer Patient, Kicked Out Of Hospital For Using Medical Marijuana
· The Dusty Armadillo Homemade Bikini Contest
· Sexually Rejected Flies Turn to Booze
· Urology practice offers pizza with vasectomy
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March 16, 2012

· Florida Friday: Man brings live grenade to Sarasota Police headquarters
· Florida Friday: Child with autism arrested, accused of shoplifting greeting card from Boynton Beach mall store
· Florida Friday: Woman says she captured Jesus image in her TV
· Florida Friday: Man walks into Polk County Papa John's Pizza restaurant, walks out wearing stolen pizza costume
· Florida Friday: PSL man jailed after apparent inappropriate 'yanking'
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Woman, 22, battered her 74-year-old boyfriend
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· Florida Friday: 18-year-old Tampa girl, gets three DUIs in less than three weeks, police say

March 17, 2012

· Man planting locker room cam caught after inadvertently photographed himself
· Man busted for trying to steal vibrating condom, lube
· Bear bit woman in butt while she walked her dog | Video
· The Very Best of the Horny 2012 Meme
· Was Saint Patrick a slave-trading tax collector?
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· Children whose minds wander 'have sharper brains'
· R.I.P: Chaleo Yoovidhya, founder of Red Bull, dies at 89
· When Should I Not Use WD-40?
· Orange-shirted employees fired at law firm, workers report

March 18, 2012

· GPS Tracking Disaster: Japanese Tourists Drive Straight into the Pacific
· Tyler man arrested after giving alcohol to child, the one year old had blood alcohol of over .2
· Homeless Man Posed As a Woman For Medical Care, Racking Up More Than $100,000 in Medical Care Expenses
· Deputies: Inmate just released burglarized cars in jail parking lot
· Hollywood swimsuit model who became 'head of global drugs ring' arrested in Australia after month on run
· Mother robs convenience store with baby in tow

March 19, 2012

· Cop Caught Having Sex in Squad Car
· I lived in a 7ft hole for 22 years
· The Los Angeles bunker from which Hitler planned to run Nazi empire after the war
· Pipe bomb found at a Wichita Falls residence during a garage sale

March 20, 2012

· I want my four-year-old to have my baby
· Man Accused Of Beating Wife With 6-Pack
· Naked homeowner grapples with shirtless armed robber in Surprise
· Furious paFurious parents withdraw children from Italian nursery after it's revealed teacher posed for glamour calendar
· Drug-resistant 'white plague' lurks among rich and poor
· All aboard for Mars, just $500,000 a ticket
· Ringing cell phone leads patrolman to burglar at officer's own home, police report

March 21, 2012

· Police: Woman hid urine-filled bottle in vagina to beat drug test; still fails
· Naked man says he handled nuclear bomb, police say
· Couple's argument ends in utility pole crash in Newport News
· Peabody Hotel Ducks Start Blog
· Woman killed workmate then used semen from brothel to make it look as though she'd been raped and murdered

March 22, 2012

· Radio caller charged after bragging of avoiding jury duty
· Bottled water may boost kids' tooth decay, dentists say
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· Safeway announces it will no longer sell 'pink slime' meat
· Texting while walking claims another victim, woman falls off pier
· 10 of the Most Awesome Sword Fight Scenes Ever

March 23, 2012

· Florida Friday: Dog saves St. Pete teenager from attacker
· Florida Friday: Judge rules red light cameras unconstitutional
· Florida Friday: 'Sick of cooking,' Lake Worth woman accused of stabbing man
· Florida Friday: Florida man Doyle Hardwick arrested, jailed after Facebook quarrel with wife and calling 911
· Florida Friday: Woman sees image of Jesus in power meter
· Florida Friday: Same train kills two men in one day in two different cities 435 miles apart

March 24, 2012

· Man Stealing Scrap Metal Accidentally Dials 911, Police Say
· Japanese fishing boat lost at sea in tsunami found off Canada
· Sleeping man rapes sleeping woman
· Belvedere's 'Goes Down Smoothly' Ad Goes Over Badly
· Calif. man cuts off his hand with kitchen knife
· Christian Sex Toy Store Offers Smut-Free Dildo Shopping Online

March 25, 2012

· Deputies: Men stole used grease from restaurants
· Man tried to hide pot in his butt, deputies say
· Man tried to bring four loaded, semi-automatic handguns past a security checkpoint at Sacramento Airport
· More huge Gambian rats found on Grassy Key
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March 26, 2012

· Gun between mattresses shoots 5-year-old girl jumping on bed
· Medical marijuana delivery man reports he was robbed by ninjas in West Covina
· Espresso Machine for Your Car
· The Most Nostalgia-Inducing '90s Toys
· New York City bans mention of dinosaurs, dancing, birthdays and more on student tests
· Popcorn: The Snack With Even Higher Antioxidants Levels Than Fruits and Vegetables
· Road Rage: Passenger accused of tossing a cup of coffee at other vehicle and it went through the partially opened window
· The Unauthorized Biography of the Easter Bunny

March 27, 2012

· Man accused of exposing himself, eating bag of marijuana
· Police: Middletown man, 20, faces charges after firing gun in air to celebrate his new job
· Pompano man guns down erratic intruder
· Ontario Appeal Court strikes down ban on brothels
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· Gang Of Blondes: Blonde Kidnappers Who Preyed On Blonde Victims Arrested In Brazil
· What if everyone in America flushed their toilets at once?
· Google Ordered By Japanese Court to Suspend Autocomplete

March 28, 2012

· Deputies: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate
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· 'Modelling was my revenge': Model shows school bullies what she's made of in racy shoot
· GE unearths 100-year-old light bulb and it still glows
· MajorGeeks Locals: The 20 Best-Performing Cities In America
· CK man arrested for dropping pants, filming students' reactions
· Man hugs doctors after seeing face transplant in mirror

March 29, 2012

· Brawl erupts at child's birthday party; 1 dead
· Bear saves man in mountain lion attack
· Brinks crash spills millions in coins
· Turn your tweets into toilet paper with the new startup, Shitter
· Man Saws Off Foot To Keep Jobless Benefits
· 'Virgin Boy Eggs' Cooked In Urine Are Spring Delicacy In Dongyang, China
· Girls strip off for morning stroll in London
· Wife shot dead by husband after dog poops in house: police
· Horse-drawn buggy rear ends a school bus

March 30, 2012

· Florida Friday: Bunny-based crackdown: West Palm Beach police use bunny costume to enforce seat-belt law
· Florida Friday: 10-year-old charged with felony for stealing bicycle, airsoft rifle
· Florida Friday: Teacher quits after comment about student's cleavage
· Florida Friday: Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate
· Florida Friday: Lake Alfred woman buried husband in herb garden
· Florida Friday: Woman attacked flight attendants who declined to serve her booze
· Florida Friday: Bradenton woman hides drugs in dentures
· FDA announces it will deny request to ban BPA

March 31, 2012

· Could obesity be cured by injecting our guts with fecal bacteria from ancient mummies?
· 'I don't care who you are': 71-year-old woman charged with shooting at deputies
· Nasty little treats - toilet discs and hand sanitisers top the toddler wish list
· Man fires shots to quiet noisy kids, cops say
· How To Make Moonshine
· Feeling fat? Maybe Facebook is to blame