May 1, 2012

· Man exposes himself at Association for the Blind
· Kidney donor wants organ back from boss who fired her
· Nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour forced sex session
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· Spirit Airlines' final answer to dying Vietnam vet seeking ticket refund: No
· Sarasota Sheriff: Drunken grandparents towed child in toy car

May 2, 2012

· N.C. Preacher Tells Parents to Crack Wrists, Punch Effeminate Children
· Spat involving $400 in porn sends Hobe Sound woman to pokey
· Clearwater man arrested after having sex with dog, police say
· Patricia Krentcil Arrested For Putting 5-Year-Old Daughter In New Jersey Tanning Booth
· Marijuana plant found growing near Tampa PD building

May 3, 2012

· Man falls from women's bathroom ceiling at Seattle college
· Harrisburg man encouraged girls' fight on school bus, police say
· When disaster strikes, FEMA turns to ... Waffle House
· Best Buy Employee Allegedly Outs Straight Customer On Facebook

May 4, 2012

· Florida Friday: Growing Up Nudist: A Naked Childhood
· Florida Friday: Funeral Homes: New Party Site
· Florida Friday: Cop 'stole from car at Disney World'
· Florida Friday: Welfare dollars used at Florida strip clubs, liquor stores
· Florida Friday: Police not flush with leads in Fort Pierce toilet paper caper, report shows
· Florida Friday: Boy, 16, Claims He Was Virgin When Teacher, 28, Pushed Him Into Closet at School, Had Sex With Him

May 5, 2012

· Cops: L.I. Woman Charged With Prostitution After Using Hot Dog Cart To Solicit Clients
· Motorcycle gets spacecraft propulsion parts
· Prosecutors: Puyallup man punched into coma after complimenting other man's car
· Free Comic Book Day: When Free Comic Books Mean Big Business
· Utah mom accused of taking nude photos of teen daughter for girl's adult boyfriend
· Unfortunate fake water reflection in newspaper photo

May 6, 2012

· 'Hypnotist Thieves' Stir Fear in Boston's Chinatown
· Vt State police dispatcher arrested for pot
· Man finds turtle his son carved his initials into 47 years ago.
· Chomp! Man, 75, bitten, dragged by gator at golf course pond
· Angry Father Shoots Son In Buttocks
· Bowlers strike back: They followed robbery suspect, dodged bullets

May 7, 2012

· An entire class of Chinese high school students receive IV drips while cramming for exams
· The US Military Wants To 'Microchip' Troops
· Brooklyn's 'john school' teaches men dangers of hookers
· South Korea cracks down on human flesh capsules from China
· Police: Knives, decorative flamingo used in Upper Paxton Township fight
· Man dared deputy to bring a drug dog
· 263 small dogs seized in animal hoarding case

May 8, 2012

· Man Jumps Into Vat of Acid to Save His Coworker
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· Constable Sued By Former Deputy For Alleged Sexual Harassment Including "Forced Motorboating"
· Man Accused of Licking a Young Girl's Butt Crack and Way More, Says He "Does a Lot of Stupid S**t" When He's Drunk
· Frankenberry and Frazier deny robbery charges
· Children strapped to the hood of a car
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· Man Stabbed Friend During Argument Over Who Has The Most Sex, Police Report

May 9, 2012

· The ins and outs of a sex toy firm
· Playboy model steals the show at Mexican election debate
· Female Breasts Are Bigger Than Ever, But Under Threat
· Jars of Irradiated Russian Animals Find a New Purpose
· PD: Teenager Tried To Rob Officer At Police Station
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May 10, 2012

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· 6th graders made porn video at Mexican school
· Naked unicyclist arrested on Kemah bridge
· Mom leaves kids in running car to go tanning, police say
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· Man breaks into barn and performs sex act on a horse, tells police he was attempting to get a job
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May 11, 2012

· Florida Friday: Naked tourists are big business in Florida
· Florida Friday: Thousands of foreigners voting in Florida elections
· Florida Friday: Teacher Laurie Bailey-Cutkomp makes students wear ''cone of shame'' pet collars
· Florida Friday: Mom pregnant with 16th child is stunned by police action
· Florida Friday: Baby, 18 months old, ordered off plane at Fort Lauderdale airport
· Florida Friday: Trayvon Martin gun range targets sold online
· Florida Friday: Burglars who broke into poison-filled Lauderdale home 'stupid,' victim says
· Florida Friday: Something fishy about seafood-in-shorts in Stuart

May 12, 2012

· The Foodie's List of 100 Things to Eat Before You Die
· Man Surgically Attaches iPod To His Arm
· Geraldo Rivera claims he was 'manually raped' by a TSA employee 'who was getting off on it'
· Man busted for stealing soda from McDonald's arrested again at Pizza Hut
· Phoenix-area man hits $1 million jackpot six times
· Umbrella stab victim dies of mercury poisoning
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May 13, 2012

· Toledo woman accused of assaulting friend with tiki torch
· Teacher accused of stealing from 4th grade March of Dimes fundraiser
· Mourners left stunned when 'dead' waiter, 28, wakes up at his own FUNERAL

May 14, 2012

· Parents in shock after kids given X-rated sweets at school shaped like penises, breasts and buttocks at function
· Kodak Had a Secret Nuclear Reactor Loaded With Weapons-Grade Uranium Hidden In a Basement
· Salt Lake police touched prostitution suspects, board finds
· Corporate ads appear beside live teen sex talk
· Edible Chocolate Brains Created From MRI Scan Data

May 15, 2012

· Stripper called 'Pocahontas' wanted for two Houston shootings
· Man picks up rattlesnake at Walmart
· $500,000 in stolen pathology equipment may be contaminated with a substance that eats away at human skin
· Candles on a cake? That's an 'elf and safety problem
· May 15, 1930: The Skies Get a Little Bit Friendlier
· Man nabbed in sex sting brought 4-year-old with him, authorities say
· Report: 2-year-old left home alone in filth while mom worked at strip club
· Labor board says Boner retaliated against pair

May 16, 2012

· Foam party! Hangar fire suppression system submerges F-15, F-16 and A-10 in foam at Eglin Air Force Base
· Man gets 15 days for masturbating at Zellers
· Man, 67, dies in strip club after getting lap dances
· Meat Specialists Have Discovered A New Cut Of Steak
· Pulp Friction Lawsuit Against John Travolta Is Dismissed By Mystery Masseur #1
· Special K Chocolatey Delight Has More Calories Than Cocoa Puffs
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May 17, 2012

· Michigan Worker Fired After Turning In Gun Found On The Job
· 'It was just nasty,' says 14-year-old boy who found finger piece in sandwich from Jackson, Michigan Arby's
· The 20 Hottest Actresses Who Have Played Strippers
· Manhood makeover: The rising popularity of penis extensions
· Vermont first state to ban fracking
· R.I.P: Donna Summer is dead at 63

May 18, 2012

· Florida Friday: Man accused of spraying weed killer on neighbor's bird
· Florida Friday: Vero Beach couple popped in Pop-Tarts, packaged meat plot, records show
· Florida Friday: Convicted: Ex-postal worker who ran marathons while too injured to work
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Jailed murder suspect tried tax fraud with his victim's ID
· Florida Friday: Florida says more than 53,000 dead people on voting rolls
· Florida Friday: Florida lowers passing grade for state writing exam
· Florida Friday: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumed Man's Penis After Surgery, Says Lawsuit
· Florida Friday: Television anchor charged in theft of neighbor's chairs, patio carpet

May 19, 2012

· Midwest City Man Accused Of Leaving Sex Toys At Women's Doorways
· Teen accuses police of running him through clothes dryer
· Man Arrested for Smuggling Roasted Human Fetuses
· Officers rescue woman locked in Dollar Tree after hours
· Vehicle Reported Stolen Was Actually Hidden by Weeds in Yard
· Police: Man stole swan eggs from nest, cooked them

May 20, 2012

· Shrubbery Stolen, Knights Who Say 'Ni' Remain at Large
· Doctors accidentally tear baby's head off as mother struggles to give birth in Brazilian hospital
· Survey: Vacation sex is better
· More radical than Taliban, new Afghan insurgent group threatens
· NYC's First Million Dollar Parking Spot to Hit Market

May 21, 2012

· Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
· Man Tied Himself To A Tree With Genitals Exposed To Wait For Anonymous Sex
· Man charged in child-throwing incident
· Report: Man unwittingly invited deputy inside his trailer pot grow-op

May 22, 2012

· Study Confirms That Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll Actually Do Go Together
· "A very heavy loss": Cheese worth 250 million euros destroyed by Italian earthquake
· Ohio family in 'Porkopolis' seeks return of stolen swine statue that was wearing eyeglasses
· Son wields nerf sword to defend mother from brother
· R.I.P: TV Remote Control Inventor Eugene Polley, 1915-2012
· Cool eclipse video needed no 'Star Wars' special effects
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· Restaurant Mistakenly Serves Daiquiris To Pair Of Four-Year-Old Patrons

May 23, 2012

· The Indian obsession with fairer skin sinks to a new low: vagina lightening cream
· Preview: Were mermaids aquatic apes?
· St. Petersburg police: Father stashed marijuana in 6-year-old's school backpack
· Helicopter Dumps 955 Hot Dogs Over Detroit

May 24, 2012

· Corn Flakes Inventor John Kellogg Wanted to Sew Your Foreskin With Silver Wire
· Buying/selling breast milk online can come with significant risks
· Minnesota State Troopers Got Occupy Activists High, For Research
· Police Find Alligators Guarding Pot Stash in Mount Auburn
· China couple bury car crash victim alive, thinking she was dead
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· Thieves steal Metro rider's phone, post picture of themselves on victim's Facebook page

May 25, 2012

· Florida Friday: Ruskin couple left kid in car while they went to strip club
· Florida Friday: Jet's door lands on Broward golf course
· Florida Friday: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a $76,000 job!
· Florida Friday: Sarasota man accused of tying up 4-year-old
· Florida Friday: Legoland Florida sets a world record days before water park opens
· Florida Friday: Man charged after showing gun to jump ahead of women in fast-food line
· Florida Friday: Teen pees in the back of a sheriff's car after telling deputy: 'I told you I had to go, you stupid cop'
· Florida Friday: Partially naked, emotionally upset man found covered in toxic substance near house fire
· Florida Friday: Police dog called to testify in traffic case

May 26, 2012

· Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)
· Toilet Sensor Clip helps you aim properly at night
· Dutch twin prostitutes, 69, captivate Cannes
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May 27, 2012

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· Police officer accused of breaking into neighbour's house to do laundry
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May 28, 2012

· 'The thing about remembering is that you don't forget'
· Column: Did Andy Rooney miss big WWII scoop?
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· Ex-con breaks into Osceola nudist resort after trying to rob nearby Lowe's store

May 29, 2012

· Pay Your Respects at Ben & Jerry's 'Flavor Graveyard'
· Denver ambulance subwoofers pound out noise to move motorists
· Girl's photo of cash on Facebook sparks terrifying armed raid on Aussie family home
· TSA wants to double your security fee
· Binge Drinking Among Adults Over 65 On the Rise

May 30, 2012

· Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
· Man accused of stealing pool water, Playstation 3
· Cops: Dad left one-year-old in car, visited strip club
· Drunk, pregnant mom leaves baby in car to get piercing, police say
· MajorGeeks Locals: 4 adults charged after "dining and dashing" and finding themselves locked out of their car
· Kathie Lee Gifford apologizes after asking Martin Short how his wife is doing... two years after her death
· 56 Years Of Tornado Tracks

May 31, 2012

· Teen arrested after trying to trade sex for McDonald's meal
· It's Not Just You: 'Old Person Smell' Is Real
· New York Plans to Ban Sale of Big Sizes of Sugary Drinks
· Manhattan student who 'bedded' teacher scores $400 in wager with buddies
· Superhero impersonator died wrapped in three rolls of cling film when bizarre sex game went wrong
· 15 Most Ridiculous Sex Questions On Yahoo Answers
· Illinois lawmakers pass stripper 'pole tax'