June 1, 2012

· Florida Friday: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway
· Florida Friday: Manatee deputies charge man with flashing girl, 16, at bus stop
· Florida Friday: Deputies search for Orange Co. school bus stop flasher
· Florida Friday: Dark humor spreads on social media following grim face-eating attack
· Florida Friday: Broward foot doctor accused of molestation
· Florida Friday: Fla. mayor dies after exposure to mold, wife says
· Florida Friday: Justice Department Demands Florida Stop Purging Voter Rolls
· Florida Friday: Police: Suspects wrote texts, Facebook messages about murder

June 2, 2012

· Sex offender claims to be Navy SEAL with psychic abilities
· Drugged, Scammed by Beautiful Women: Weatherman Tells His Story
· Zombie Gnomes: Apocalypse in your garden
· Seattle light rail train slices open semi hauling Mountain Dew
· Bear eats corpse of convicted murderer in Canada
· R.I.P: 'Gumby' Voice-Over Actor Dick Beals Dies
· Family-friendly gun range offering birthday parties for kids
· Mystery naked couple caught on camera having sex in office as they are watched by residents across the street

June 3, 2012

· Strip clubs swivel online to entice RNC visitors
· Baby in Phoenix road left on car roof; mom arrested
· Even non-sexual social contact can raise body temperature
· Sex was $30, the ride cost $10, but the traffic stop netted an arrest
· How NOT To Haul A Propane Tank

June 4, 2012

· Gold-plated vibrator worth $4,000 stolen from luxury sex shop
· Cats away! Artist turns his dead pet into flying helicopter after it is killed by a car
· Amsterdam to end ban on drinking beer while standing
· Guess they ran out of jobs at McDonald's: Octomum Nadya Suleman to 'become a stripper'
· Man Claims Woman Beat Him with Prosthetic Leg

June 5, 2012

· Sheriff's Office: Half-naked woman Tasered in Greenville
· Alex Jones claims Bilderberg attendees eat ' roasted babies wrapped in gold foil'
· Do breast implants make for better sex? Why love-making is more pleasurable for WOMEN after their enhancement
· Maid who spiked coffee with menstrual blood jailed
· Can You Learn More From 'Slow Sex' Than From '50 Shades?'
· Newly-weds auction off wedding night sex

June 6, 2012

· Perky grandma recalls being 1st woman to get silicone breast implants
· Untreatable gonorrhoea spreading around world: WHO
· What Does Human Flesh Taste Like?
· R.I.P: Ray Bradbury, Author of Fahrenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicles
· Woman accused of castrating man with bare hands

June 7, 2012

· Man severs his penis with X-Acto knife
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· Man allegedly driving drunk--in a stolen wheelchair
· Exploding implant woman wins payout
· How A Teenager With A Fake Escort Service Duped Darren Rovell And CNBC [UPDATE]
· The 25 Funniest Internet Reactions to E3 2012
· R.I.P: Bob Welch, early Fleetwood Mac guitarist

June 8, 2012

· Florida Friday: Orlando man with Zimmerman's old phone number slammed by threatening calls
· Florida Friday: Teens accused of stealing guns, puppies
· Florida Friday: Florida leads nation in public corruption, report says
· Florida Friday: Florida Woman Exposes Her Privates to Motorists, Takes "Mug Shot of the Year"
· Florida Friday: Suspended deputy ditches ankle monitor, visits strip club
· Florida Friday: Teacher resigns over gay sex YouTube video
· Florida Friday: Brothers duke it out using Gatorade, granola as weapons
· Florida Friday: Accidental spear to head sends South Florida teen to hospital
· Florida Friday: Underground grow-op with $400K worth of pot

June 9, 2012

· Real fish find robotic one attractive
· Del Valle woman gave PCP to 6-year-old daughter in school lunch, police say
· 'Miracle molecule' in beer is good for you: study
· Log Cabin syrup spill makes driving sticky on Buttermilk Pike near Cincinnati
· Swanky UK retailer's new ads show models wetting themselves

June 10, 2012

· 'Depraved' sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer
· Flashlights used as small bombs in Phoenix
· Prosthetic Leg Lost at Sea, Returned to Owner
· XXX-cited ladies may go blind

June 11, 2012

· Man hitchhiking across the country writing a memoir called "The Kindness of America," hospitalized in 'random' drive-by shooting
· Woman set home on fire with hubby inside, deputies say
· God Bless the USA BANNED from New York kindergarten's graduation ceremony to avoid upsetting 'cultural sensitivities'

June 12, 2012

· Woman Posed As Boy, Tricked Girl Into Sex
· Indiana First State to Allow Citizens to Shoot Law Enforcement Officers
· Report: Nude dude spotted 'working real hard ' at masturbating in his front yard
· Property complexes step into DNA testing of dog poop
· Half-naked man with no pants harasses traffic on Gold Coast
· Naked Southern Illinois man flees spider

June 13, 2012

· Barnstable man accused of wasabi sauce assault
· Man driving replica of A-Team van rams patrol car
· Border Patrol Agents, Accused Of Having Oral Sex During Cirque Du Soleil
· Louis Vuitton condoms: the fashionable way to fake it in the bedroom
· Airboat captain's hand retrieved from alligator's stomach

June 14, 2012

· Bondage-Loving Swedish Mom Admits Building Sex Chamber In Abandoned Military Bunker
· Russian ex-spy Anna Chapman disarms the fashion runway
· Now anyone on the corner will inject you with what they buy at the Kwik-E-Mart or at the gas station

June 15, 2012

· Florida Friday: Sex, olive oil flap sends PSL woman to slammer
· Florida Friday: Teacher tells students to cut and burn themselves to rid demons near St. Pete Pier
· Florida Friday: Trucks crash: Southbound I-95 reopens after meat, onions cleared off roadway
· Florida Friday: Pet pig (lost, found, pig-napped and sold) reuniting with owners
· Florida Friday: Deputy accused of stealing $1,400 in Walmart merchandise
· Florida Friday: Man arrested after holding 6 kids at gunpoint when they used his driveway to turn their ATV around.

June 16, 2012

· I'm getting MMM boobs to give my kids a better life
· Man arrested for the FOURTH time for having sex with a teddy bear in public
· Semitrailer leaks fuel after duct tape patch fails
· Florida woman who was set on fire now hit with fees to have cars towed from gas station

June 17, 2012

· Wildlife camera catches Austrian politician having sex in forest
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· How to grill the perfect steak
· MajorGeeks Locals: Beezie Madden earns spot on the Olympic show jumping team

June 18, 2012

· Cop arrested after stripping in park
· Healthiest meal ever: After editing thousands of claims, scientists serve up a superdish
· Deputies arrest Osceola Co. school principal on drug charges
· Finally, a Frozen Burrito for Stoners
· Topless Thai painter on talent show stirs debate
· Holbrook man used sausage links as weapon

June 19, 2012

· Police: Man Chops Off Daughter's Head for 'Indecent Behavior'
· Sheriff: Drunk Man Couldn't Take Kitten Into Strip Club Repeatedly Called 911
· Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous
· Cosmo's 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips
· Secretariat's '73 Preakness time is a record, racing commission rules

June 20, 2012

· Woman accused of groping TSA agent, says just demonstrating the treatment she received
· Mom: Girl Hit By Model-T While Saving Brother Will Pull Through
· Scientists uncover turtles that died while having sex 50million years ago
· Cops: Nude sunbathing sex offender held rubber penis
· Deputies: Woman robbed store while taxi waited
· The Women of Denver Comic Con
· Teens and deputy hurt in crash of drunk driving simulator

June 21, 2012

· Medium bare: Psychic 'told women to strip naked to increase their spiritual powers'
· Allergic to Meat: Lone Star Tick May Make Vegetarians of Some
· Arizona man asks for cigarette, exposes self, police say
· Warren Jeffs orders all female members of his faith to engage in sexual relations with only a group of 15 selected men
· Man shoots himself in the penis in Birmingham
· Uruguay to become first government to SELL cannabis to its citizens
· New Louisiana law: Sex offenders must list status on Facebook, other social media

June 22, 2012

· Florida Friday: OPD: Nude sunbathing sex offender charged with exposing himself
· Florida Friday: Homeless man with eye tattoo attacked disabled man, cops say
· Florida Friday: Naked man arrested after jump into downtown fountain
· Florida Friday: Oral Sex With Animals Still Allowed Under Beastiality Law
· Florida Friday: Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk of man's arm

June 23, 2012

· Vietnamese American wins prize for sex work thesis
· Porn Star Face Recognition Tool Shows Which Naughty America Actor You Look Like
· Busted Smoking Pot In Police Parking Lot
· Pet Piranha Bites Off Toddler's Fingertip
· Woman tells detectives she has pills hidden in her genital area

June 24, 2012

· Topless feminist disrupts psychic pig's feeding time
· Standoff ends when man needs bathroom break
· Del Taco Worker Allegedly Stabs Customer Who Complained About His Order
· Drummer accused of masturbating while driving on I-95
· Mom who made sex tape with son, 16, is jailed for four years

June 25, 2012

· 'Bonkbuster' is dead because women have lost their libidos
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· Sebastian woman crashes into parked police car, faces DUI charges
· Fifty Shades of Grey breaks more records

June 26, 2012

· Online Hoax Prompted Man's Revenge Plot
· Cops: Drunken, naked man tried to break into home
· Woman chases visitors with pooper scooper
· Jealous husband ate wife's lip 'on impulse'
· Report: Man on synthetic drugs eats dog
· Confrontation With TSA Agent Leaves Grandpa's Ashes On Floor

June 27, 2012

· "We were teenage Nazis... then we discovered marijuana"
· Gunmen set fire to Microsoft office in Athens
· Top CIA Spy Accused of Being a Mafia Hitman
· Would-be-burglar stuck for 9 hours under door
· Woman leaves three children in car as she shopped, because the 3-year-old child "is a handful"
· Plantation police investigation: Officer texting with buddy as SWAT prepared for his arrest

June 28, 2012

· R.I.P: Barry Becher, of Ginsu knives fame, dies at 71
· First black Marines get Congressional Gold Medal for WWII service
· Man charged with hiring hitman to kill hitman who killed his wife
· Booze in Coke, but 13,000 cans to break limit

June 29, 2012

· Florida Friday: Woman, 32, 'had sex with an under-16 boy in park bathroom'
· Florida Friday: PSL man threatens to beat neighbor, but he's gotta poop first, report says
· Florida Friday: North Florida man denied return of 700 cats
· Florida Friday: Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor
· Florida Friday: Plop: UPS truck delivers itself into Biscayne Bay
· Florida Friday: First official cricket game in U.S. being played on Broward field
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Man denies friend a cigarette, then kills him

June 30, 2012

· Baby dead 'for a day' as Japan mother chats on net
· Police: Man used and returned saline laxatives, which were then resold
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