July 1, 2012

· New Minnesota State Fair foods: Lamb testicles, bacon ice cream, camel burgers
· Snake shuts down Miami Beach post office
· 9.5 Beers You MUST Drink This Summer

July 2, 2012

· Man blames 'manscaping' in lewdness case
· Body of nude man found in flipped pickup truck in Jefferson County driveway
· Man stabbed for not being a barber, police say
· North Florida Woman charged with murdering man, stuffing him in Christmas tree bag
· "Donkey I want to have sex with you come and I'll give you 30."

July 3, 2012

· The Truth About Broken Penises & How to Avoid the Horror
· Breast of British: Mother and her 4 girls have 13 boob ops ...now she wants one for daughter, 14
· Two men suspected of trying to hijack a flight in China were beaten to death by passengers
· 3D Picture of the Day: Monster Truck
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· R.I.P: Andy Griffith, 86, dies at NC home
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July 4, 2012

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· 10 Badass Prints of American Historical Figures
· Hallandale Beach lifeguard fired after participating in beach rescue
· Scientists find 'God particle' after 40-year search in a 'momentous day for science'
· North Carolina Lawmaker Presses Wrong Button, Accidentally Legalizes Fracking
· The 50 Greatest "Meanwhile, In America" Photos
· 3D Picture of the Day: Fireworks

July 5, 2012

· Man beats rape rap after victim found to be a man
· Report: Lack of sex caused BB-gun bandit to rob 7-Eleven
· Glad you ditched the anal fork, Golden Tortoise Beetle
· A formidable 42K: It's the world's biggest strapless bra
· Should porn stars wear condoms? LA voters have chance to decide
· Iowa governor chokes on carrot during a ceremony for the re-dedication of the USS Iowa battleship in Los Angeles
· St. Louis mother urges toddler girls to fight in sick Facebook video

July 6, 2012

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· Deputies: Teen eats mushrooms, shoots himself in forehead
· Florida Friday: Police: Burglar crawls into woman's bed, strikes up conversation
· Florida Friday: Male housekeeper named Vanessa accused of molesting teen boy at I-Drive hotel
· Florida Friday: PSL ice cream beating may put relationship on rocky road
· Florida Friday: Drunk man crashes through sheriff's station lot

July 7, 2012

· Man kills roommate, stores thumbs, anus, scrotum, and testicles in a marshmallow bag
· Girl drinks herself to death in 'water poker'
· Man Chased by Person in Gorilla Costume Hit by Car
· Man exposes self because 'it's hot'

July 8, 2012

· Man sues strip club over $50,000 credit card bill
· Balls to that! Families stay out of popular rural lake after discovery of deadly fish 'that eats male genitals'
· 'She looks thick and vulgar': Pro-anorexia website brands Kate Upton a 'cannibal' following Carl's Jr. burger commercial

July 9, 2012

· Investigators: Man arrested, tried to kill officers with fireworks
· Police: Man injured after parking meter explodes
· Out Of Control Lamborghini Destroys BMW Motorcycle Dealership
· Man Says He Wants to Kill Everyone at Police Department
· Woman in her 80s seriously burned after BIRTHDAY CAKE candles set her clothes on fire at beauty salon
· Bridgeton woman arrested after reporting marijuana dealer took her money

July 10, 2012

· Get me a loaf of bread and some sex toys, please
· R.I.P: "Queen of Clown Porn" Hollie Stevens, 30, dies of breast cancer
· Britain's youngest mother insists getting pregnant at 12 after a one night stand was 'the smartest thing I ever did'

July 11, 2012

· The anti-climax? How couples are having sex without reaching orgasm on purpose
· Man Pulls Out Crossbow in Fit of Road Rage:Cops
· Naked man, 22, 'leaps from roof, dents truck and urinates on floor before biting chunk out of another man's stomach'
· Medicare payments for penis pumps soar 500 percent, as alleged fraud surfaces
· Would-be thief accidentally steals plastic sandwiches from 7-Eleven

July 12, 2012

· West Virginia man accused of enslaving wife in chains for 10 years
· Burke man gives away his BMW at Hooters
· Woman kept dead boyfriend's body in her house for 18 months 'so she had someone to watch NASCAR with'

July 13, 2012

· Florida Friday: Officers use Taser to subdue alleged jaywalker
· Florida Friday: Woman chest-butts deputy, gets arrested
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Man shot emu, pregnant cow
· Florida Friday: Man held after attack with soup can, box cutter
· Florida Friday: Man says woman wanted $50 to return his iPhone
· Florida Friday: Report: Men used buddy system to steal copper wire

July 14, 2012

· Man steals dog, holds spider for ransom and hides kid in closet
· Boy, 13, suffers injuries after two adults use repair shop pump to force air into his body as a 'joke'
· The Nine Healthiest Alcoholic Drinks

July 15, 2012

· Jealous Wife Ordered to Trial for Allegedly Killing Husband With Boiling Water
· Florida man pulls gun over broken bong

July 16, 2012

· Fiat will offer 'world's first in-car espresso maker'
· 'Frankenstein' meat could get go-ahead in EU: Safety fears over the use of GM animals
· 22 Incredibly Creepy Toys
· 7-11 Now Serves Mashed Potatoes Like a Slurpee
· R.I.P: Jon Lord, Deep Purple Keyboardist Dies At Age 71
· The 13 Greatest Comic-Con 2012 Casual Encounters Posts (NSFW)

July 17, 2012

· Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Frisked By TSA At California Airport
· Phony cop flashed badge, asked woman where to get cocaine
· 'Wyatt Earp' stabbed man during feud over pork rind, cops say

July 18, 2012

· Bank clerk dreaming of model career stole $72k to spend on boob job, lipo and dental work
· Houma police: man DWI on a WalMart scooter while pulling his friend in a wheelchair behind him
· FBI seeks "Baseball Babe" bandit in bank robberies
· Dentures of Athens woman stolen at gas station
· Cops: Woman busts out of Pathmark topless
· Bobcat Breaks into Prison

July 19, 2012

· Father dashes Make-A-Wish dream for daughter
· Police: Man annoyed with girlfriend jumps out of moving car
· Man arrested for posting ad seeking rapist for wife
· Portland's airport stripper John Brennan convinces judge nudity was protest against TSA
· More Gorgeous Women in 3D

July 20, 2012

· Florida Friday: Lee County sheriff's deputy fired following DUI crash
· Florida Friday: Division of Elections Mistakes Woman For Dead. Twice.
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· Florida Friday: 'Unknown object' in genitals revealed by body scan in Fort Pierce
· Florida Friday: Planet UCF 1.01 is introduced to the world of astronomy

July 21, 2012

· Paedophile, 61, escapes jail after claiming girl victim, 7, pinned HIM down and forced her tongue in his mouth
· Obsessed lover built a hideout inside his ex-partner's house and used it to spy on her
· Deputies: Man 'hit on' cola delivery man while masturbating at 7-Eleven
· 'David Hasselhoff to go, please': 550 cardboard cutouts stolen
· Deputies: Car burglary victim ID's suspect wearing his stolen shoes
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July 22, 2012

· Cigarette sparked fatal Waffle House shooting
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· So a bear wanders into a Sears store in Pittsburgh ...
· Statue of Liberty gave me orgasm
· Austrian Court Bans Cowbells After Noise Dispute

July 23, 2012

· Woman fights off armed robbers with mangoes
· 25 Reasons Food Is More Awesome On A Stick
· Woman charged with going after man with samurai sword

July 24, 2012

· COPS: Largo puppeteer Ronald Brown wanted to 'cook' and 'eat' children
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· 7 Grossest Things in Your Food

July 25, 2012

· Sorry Girls, The Canada Stripper Visa is No More
· Double Bacon Corn Dog tops list of new Iowa State Fair foods
· Man arrested after attacking neighbor with guitar, toilet bowl lid
· Ontario crisis counsellor offered sex to abuse victim
· Confused 911 caller outs NYPD spying in NJ

July 26, 2012

· Farewell, Buckyballs: Consumer Agency Files Suit Against Magnetic Toys
· Christmas in July: Santa look-alike asked to leave Disney World
· 10 Classic Toys That Deserve a Second Life
· Polish sea resort giving sand away for free
· Man charged for refusing to leave NC jail

July 27, 2012

· Florida Friday: Baby leads police to accused Sunrise burglars
· Florida Friday: Restaurant Red Alert: Complaint alleges Thuy Cafe cooked rats in kitchen
· Florida Friday: Officials investigate link between dozens of illnesses, Animal Kingdom tour
· Florida Friday: Will deputies get to bottom of 'Pink' panty pilfering in Jensen Beach?
· Florida Friday: Girls attack over spilled Kool-Aid
· Florida Friday: Police: Mom left kids inside truck while at strip club
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July 28, 2012

· Elderly Swede sought after sex with sheep
· Man Arrested After Washing Genitals in Park Drinking Fountain
· Man Hides $15,000 in Oven: Wife Accidentally Cooks It
· Beauty Queen Dragged Out of Bed Naked by Deputies

July 29, 2012

· Minn. bikini parade falls far short of record
· Hard, Bumpy Grind To Make Pole Dancing An Olympic Sport
· Thief steals ethics textbook

July 30, 2012

· Human Sex Toy
· Port Orange police charge woman after she re-enacts domestic abuse claim on cop
· Fireworks in buttocks trick lands man in hospital
· Deputies: Keys woman shoots, kills man over a beer
· Alcohol/energy drinks linked to casual sex

July 31, 2012

· Feds: California man attempts to smuggle meth disguised as Snickers bars
· Upstate Woman Blamed In Death Of Teacher, Wants Haters To "Suck A ___ And Choke On It"
· Man accused of threatening tourists with pellet rifle
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· Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker