October 1, 2012

· 'Crime reducing' cardboard policeman is stolen
· Key set available for $150 on eBay provides an all-access pass to NYC
· 'Mum's just washed the cat': Kitten survives full cycle
· Woman who chomped off boyfriend's testicles back in court for breaching non-contact order after he took her BACK!
· Man freed by firefighters after getting his head stuck in a rubbish bin
· Meet the teenage girl who has transformed herself into a living cartoon character
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October 2, 2012

· I never use toilet roll and don't do laundry
· Philly pair facing drug raps after incident at Upper Darby Wawa
· Hogs eat Oregon farmer
· Cops: Woman called 911 from back of patrol car
· Dog in car's grill survives ride from Mass. to RI
· Love Joule, Japan's First Bar Devoted To Female Masturbation, Opens In Tokyo
· Victoria's Secret opens in Cowboys Stadium
· How to Find Porn on the Internet

October 3, 2012

· The 100 Sexiest Dirndl Girls in Oktoberfest History
· Fifty Shades of Grey: play along at home
· Making the world's largest Fritos Chili pie
· Topless dungeon master sought
· Police: American Samoa jailers let inmates go on unsupervised beer runs
· Lawyer behind more than 2,100 ADA suits sued for sexual harassment
· 'Miss Bum Bum' Pageant Seeks Brazil's Best Butt

October 4, 2012

· Wynkoop Brewing Company Releases Bull Testicle Beer: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout
· SITA waste firm fined $130,000 after welder lost legs, testicles and hand
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· 'Exotic dancer' calls police when customer won't answer door

October 5, 2012

· Florida Friday: Would-be car burglar leaves behind 19 Full Throttle energy drinks, chips and sauce, Smarties, two Red Baron pizzas, and DVD of the movie "Blow"
· Florida Friday: Patrick Linn accused of sneaking into neighbor's barn, having sex with horse... again!
· Florida Friday: Jupiter Farms woman accused of punching 77-year-old man after allegedly hitting his truck
· Florida Friday: Woman brings 16-year-old son and a trash bag full of clothes on the first date.
· Florida Friday: Officers subdue man swinging a machete inside Fort Myers police headquarters

October 6, 2012

· Octomom vs. Tanning Mom: Patricia Krentcil Challenges Nadya Suleman To Boxing Match, Finally
· Hulk Hogan's weird sex tape emerges where he says he 'felt like a pig'
· Police: Call from 'burglar' actually came from dog
· Woman Auctioning Her Virginity, At Odds With Organizer Over Charity Claims
· Casey barking mad after dog runs off with ball
· Strippers banned from taking clothes off

October 7, 2012

· Woman in bestiality case says she was wrongfully arrested
· Florida man accused of demanding free fast food while impersonating cop
· 10 Most Inexplicably Tiny Outfits in Science Fiction History
· Pornhub.com Donates To Susan G. Komen When Users Watch Breast-Related Videos This Month
· High school guidance counselor fired over racy lingerie photos that she posted 17 YEARS ago
· Police Warn Visitors to "Enter at their Own Risk" When coming into "Warlike" Detroit

October 8, 2012

· Rugby league star Paul Wood ruptures testicle during Super League Grand Final - and plays on!
· Bill-dodging hotel guest betrayed... by his toothbrush
· Teenager has stomach removed to save her life after drinking lethal liquid nitrogen cocktail
· 15-year-old stabs brother during fight over pile of tires in front yard
· West Palm Beach man dies after eating dozens of bugs and worms

October 9, 2012

· Police: Man fires shots into crowd to impress girl
· Truck loses load of beer on Gold Coast street, which is 'souvenired' by passers-by in under a minute
· Mexican Fish Sports Bizarre Four-Hooked Penis
· Police: Elderly couple bought shrub at car boot sale, tended carefully-biggest cannabis plant we had seen!!
· Slime Has Memory but No Brain
· Woman reels in rare 84-lb. catfish near Leavenworth
· Sexy Ursula the Sea Witch costume: sexy fat characters have to be skinny
· The 10 Best McDonald's Meals You Won't Find in the U.S.

October 10, 2012

· Hobbit Currency is Legal Tender in New Zealand
· Boston Man Arrested At LAX With Weapons, Body Armor
· Hong Kong Couple Paid $2.2 Million To College Consultant Who Failed To Get Sons Into Harvard
· Chuck E. Cheese's employee accused of stabbing woman with box cutter
· Pranksters steal goat from petting zoo, return it with painted nails
· PC shipments to decline in 2012 for the first time since dot-com bust, can Windows 8 save the day?
· Brazen thief robs hotel as cops party
· TSA screener accused of intentionally slapping flier's testicles

October 11, 2012

· Lawsuit accuses cops of rough treatment, leaving woman half naked during Leesburg Bikefest
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· Police: Raymond Garcia fights stop sign, takes on cops
· Squirrel torched to eat; apts destroyed
· Bestiality documentary leaves BC film festival stranded
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October 12, 2012

· Florida Friday: Softball-Sized Eyeball' Washes Up In Florida; Can You I.D. It?
· Florida Friday: Deputies investigating machete attack, severed finger at girl's party
· Florida Friday: Mother, 80, fires gun at son after coffee scuffle, Pasco deputies say
· Florida Friday: Mom arrested after 2-year-old found crawling on roof
· Florida Friday: Carjacking suspect does doughnuts before fleeing, crashing

October 13, 2012

· Underground sperm trade thrives in China
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· Man asks police to help join his conscious, subconscious
· Secret Service agent arrested in Miami after passing out drunk on a sidewalk
· Solved! Where did the Big Eye In The Sea come from?
· Bumble Bee tuna plant employee dies after accidentally being cooked in oven

October 14, 2012

· Suburban pipe bomb case exposes bizarre love triangle
· Norfolk-based sub and Aegis cruiser collide at sea
· Costa Concordia captain sues for wrongful termination
· Man attempts to "walk" across Irish sea in a human hamster wheel

October 15, 2012

· Heartbreak for autistic toddler after thugs decapitate his therapy chickens
· For Lady Arm Wrestlers, It's Brawn Or Bust
· Chuck Yeager breaks sound barrier again, 65 years after historic flight

October 16, 2012

· Sexual comedy show airs on toddler network
· Er, you missed a bit: Bodybuilder's hilarious fake tan blunder
· First Head Cam Video of Supersonic Space Jump
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· Man Dunks His Head Into Urine Bucket At Cleveland Browns Tailgate Party, Wins $450 (VIDEO)
· Elderly Brazilian woman dies after allegedly being injected with soup
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October 17, 2012

· Alanis Morissette Music Leads to Domestic Abuse Case in Florida
· Passenger jet in low altitude search
· "Rare" McJordan BBQ Sauce Sells For Nearly $10,000
· Woman Sets Malfunctioning Vending Machine on Fire
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· How to Make Mystery Eyeball Deviled Eggs

October 18, 2012

· Dad cleared in vibrator case
· Students suspended after seeing topless pic of teacher on school-issued iPad
· Want to move to a small town? A Manitoba community is offering lots for the low, low price of $10
· OJ Simpson 'kept the knife he used to kill his wife Nicole and friend Ron Goldman and is now trying to sell it for $5 MILLION'
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October 19, 2012

· Florida Friday: Florida High School Student Banned From Homecoming Dance For Overdue Library Book
· Florida Friday: Naked man says friends set him up in Stuart
· Florida Friday: Speeding, insulting driver swerves through crash scene, police say
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· Florida Friday: Woman tells deputy she thought what they were doing was illegal
· Florida Friday: Outlaw extreme eating, group urges Broward
· Florida Friday: Reports: Man fought with officers, defecated in pants
· Florida Friday: 25-year-old man ran $10 million Ponzi scheme in Boca Raton, feds allege

October 20, 2012

· California mom breastfeeds her pet dog
· Chinese university beauty pageant organizers mandate contestants' nipples be at least 7.8 inches apart
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· Student Compares Toilet Water To Ice At Fast Food Joints, With Disturbing Results
· Banana Boat maker recalls spray-on sunscreen after rare reports of users catching on fire

October 21, 2012

· Clarksville man charged with egging ex-wife
· Japanese artist makes models burst at the seams with creepy zips, buttons, power plugs and laces painted on their skin
· Skeleton of French man found in bed after 15 years
· Clerks rip clothes off shoplifting suspect in NYC
· Guess Who's Eating Dirt: Surprising Number of Men Found Practicing Pica
· Woman fakes abduction to get off work

October 22, 2012

· Naples High Teacher Injured By Fish Falling From The Sky, Prompting Cop's 'Fishy Incident' Report
· Housewife claims she spent five years being raised by monkeys in the Colombian jungle after she was kidnapped
· Girl dressed as skunk accidentally shot by relative at Halloween party
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October 23, 2012

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· Creeping Theater Thief Costs Movie-Goers Tens of Thousands In Credit Card Fraud
· Private porn pics aren't private for long
· Man on PCP bites off own finger and swallows it after naked carjack attempt
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· Genitals 'presented' to Port St. Lucie police; man goes free
· Anyone for a clapcake? STD-themed cupcakes go on sale

October 24, 2012

· F-owl play! Boy walking his pet OWL in town centre is set upon by gang armed with silly string
· Unusual choice of Halloween decorations for a retirement home
· Dad delivers own child...in hospital
· Can you get high just from breathing the air in Rome?

October 25, 2012

· Woman Allegedly Had Sex With Girl While Husband Watched Via Skype
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· Foxy thief snatches bag - then returns it to owner
· Catarina Migliorini Sells Virginity For $780,000
· Man convicted of drinking and sleeping
· 33 Best Drive-Thru Customers You'll See Today
· NYPD cop charged in kidnapping/cooking plot

October 26, 2012

· Florida Friday: Car occupants tell officer it's french fries, not marijuana, he smells
· Florida Friday: Man steals flowers from Jacksonville grave site to give to his girlfriend
· Florida Friday: Lake County veteran's Mitt Romney signs, flags torched in yard
· Florida Friday: Lake County man sentenced to federal prison for hiding meth in Meow Mix bag
· Florida Friday: Man upset about his lost dog threatened to blow up his neighborhood and Middle School
· Florida Friday: Man Was Robbed of More Than $2 Million Worth of Gold at His Apartment Building

October 27, 2012

· Leavenworth man accidentally calls police, alerts them to drug deal
· 800 clowns gather in Mexico City for convention
· Police find part of woman's ear in man's pocket while booking him into jail
· Man awakened when angry girlfriend bites his scrotum, cops say
· Shark falls from sky onto Calif. golf course
· Alicia Richman Wins World Record For 'Most Breastmilk Donated'
· Haunted Houses Get More Extreme

October 28, 2012

· Paintballs may deflect an incoming asteroid
· Man Honors Wife's Dying Request With Vaginal Tombstone Etching (VIDEO, NSFW)
· Man Demands Harsher Sentence As Recognition For Marijuana Grow Op
· 'Furniture re-arranger' hits NM home
· Subway worker throws pot of soup on would-be robber in ghost mask

October 29, 2012

· Toddler finds used condom on day care playground, puts it in her mouth
· Cops arrest man after learning that candy is really marijuana
· Gun Found in Hollowed-Out Library Book
· Woman legally changes name to include 14 different Bond Girl titles
· 3-Year-Old Shot with Taser by SDPD Officer

October 30, 2012

· U.S. nuclear plant declares "alert" after Sandy storm surge: NRC
· Burglary Suspect Sues Homeowner for Shooting Back
· Wild boar attacks and injures 4 people in Berlin
· Burglar uses iPhone as flashlight, accidentally records the crime
· Hurricane Sandy leads to Pa. booze prohibition
· Disney purchases Lucasfilm in $4 billion acquisition deal, includes LucasArts
· PETA wants memorial sign put up in Irvine where fish were killed in traffic accident

October 31, 2012

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· Police: Gambling Ring Found At Youth Football Games
· 80,000 Pounds of Walnuts Stolen
· Skeletal remains found in uprooted tree
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