December 1, 2012

· Nude jogging 'same as a gang patch' - judge
· University employee gets two years in prison for using work-issued credit card to buy $80,000 worth of sex toys, lingerie and electronics
· Kansas dad tries cutting BB from son's head with utility knife
· KC Chiefs: Jovan Belcher Reportedly Shot and Killed Girlfriend, Self
· Poll: Nearly half support legalization of marijuana
· Women spend more time ogling other females than their male partners do
· Whisky saves man's eyesight after being blinded by vodka
· One-night stand stabs a student in the back with 6in blade as she performs sex act

December 2, 2012

· Gun-toting granny in Virginia Beach now sleeps with hatchet for protection
· Delray 'huffer' arrested third time in week, police say
· Busted: Teen Robs Pharmacy of Oxycodone, Passes Out in Store Bathroom
· Dolphin bites girl, 8, at SeaWorld Orlando
· 8 Banned Children's Toys From Yesteryear
· More than 100 rifles stolen from Atlanta train car

December 3, 2012

· 6 Christmas-Themed Drinks to Get You Holiday Wasted
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· Pageant picks Brazil's most shapely female butt
· Denny's new Las Vegas restaurant puts weddings on the menu
· Man bites dog. No, seriously
· Deer get onto racetrack, announcer plays along

December 4, 2012

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· SF-Based Porn Company Offers Sex-Ed Classes With Live-Demonstrations
· Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Family Dogs
· Ukraine's government, PM resign en masse
· Fake Viagra, dog fur-stuffed toys seized in $3M bust
· Alleged Altercation Over Beer Lands Woman In Jail, Boyfriend In Hospital

December 5, 2012

· Jana Lawrence Accused Of Groping, Licking And Flashing Patrons Of Two Different Restaurants
· Harvard recognizes group promoting kinky sex
· US woman arrested for bank robbery brags on YouTube about robbing a bank
· Penn State sorority girls busted for offensive photo at Mexican-themed party
· Man leaves dog to babysit while he goes to bar, deputies say
· Pizza Hut Perfume? Canadian Wing Of Pizza Chain Debuts Weird New Product
· Your Holiday Dinner Guests Will Love Dining Off These Testicle Plates
· Man pulled over while driving with traffic sign in his head

December 6, 2012

· Border agents trying to determine if $52k in cash hidden in a detergent box was laundered money
· NZ giving unemployed one-way airfares to Australia to get them off dole
· Maine man's home a 14-foot canoe in Boston Harbor
· Man called cops to complain prostitute cut time short
· Employers Hire Potential Drinking Buddies Ahead Of Top Candidates
· Woman Arrested for Stealing Hygiene Products from Walmart, While Wearing Ankle Monitor From Previous Arrest for Same Crime
· Man impersonates funeral director to collect engagement rings from his late fiancee

December 7, 2012

· Florida Friday: The year's 20 weirdest stories from Florida, America's weirdest state
· Florida Friday: Florida health administrator denies kids are dumped in nursing homes
· Florida Friday: Father-son reunion at liquor store ends with dad running from son's gun shots, deputies say
· Florida Friday: FWC announces '2013 Python Challenge' in hunting the invasive snakes
· Florida Friday: Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Jessica Sexxxton, Monica Sexxxton Aiming To Be Filthy Rich
· Florida Friday: Drunken woman found at end of trail of soiled paper towels
· Florida Friday: Hundreds of thousands of genetically modified mosquitoes set to be released into the Florida Keys in experiment to fight dengue fever

December 8, 2012

· Mushroom Ice Cream, Anyone? Chefs Turning To Veggies For Dessert
· WA boy, 14, pleads guilty to groping barista
· Man claims he was blackmailed after visiting porn website
· Bicyclist Stabs Motorist in Northwest D.C. Confrontation

December 9, 2012

· Broken Arrow Man Arrested For Leaving Children In Car In Bar Parking Lot
· MajorGeeks Locals: Born wild! Mom delivers baby girl on path at upstate NY zoo with help of keepers
· B.C. woman fined for renting garden shed to homeless couple
· Atlanta police find homicide victim seeking suspect

December 10, 2012

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· This Is The World's Most Expensive Whisky
· WW2 weapon turned in during gun buy-back program in CT
· The ex-files: car revenge and trapped testicles
· 80 percent of the total of all the antibiotics we use in the states is used in meat animals
· Bar in Hackney raided over whale skin-infused cocktail

December 11, 2012

· Felon Allegedly Rams Stolen Car into Police Cruiser
· Jose David Diaz-Marrero Steals, Snorts Dog And Human Ashes In Florida
· Students accused of sickening class with pot-laced brownies
· Coffee Lowers the Risk of Oral Cancer by 49 Percent
· Bar Stabbing, Fecal Flinging at Wrigleyville Bar Crawl

December 12, 2012

· Sexually explicit display of Barbi and Ken dolls in the window of an adult store is getting residents hot and bothered
· Moonlight Bunny Ranch Owner, Wants Prostitution Legalized To Help Save Us From Fiscal Cliff
· Nude dude found passed out in car with his genitals exposed, cops say
· Amsterdam forced to ban smoking marijuana in schools because of number of students turning up stoned

December 13, 2012

· Half siblings arrested for incest and drugs after police found the pair 'smoking meth in a car with their baby in the back seat'
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· 'World's Best Beer' Finally Available in US
· Farmhand busted for 'having sex with miniature donkey named Doodle' claims Florida's bestiality laws are UNCONSTITUTIONAL
· Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival sells out in less than four minutes

December 14, 2012

· Florida Friday: Police: Man tried to drown wife in dog bowl
· Florida Friday: The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012
· Florida Friday: Suspects sought after Florida woman reports stolen driveway
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Brandon man encouraged stepson to beat classmate
· Florida Friday: Former Kirksville man killed during pork chop argument
· Florida Friday: Florida to hit its one-millionth concealed weapons permit next week

December 15, 2012

· God Save the Eight-Track
· Disney samples California craft
· Romantic rendezvous while faking injury leads to jail time
· "I have no intention of becoming a woman": Mike Tyson sex change spoof fools African media
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· Cheetahs get workout at horse track

December 16, 2012

· Hotel modeled after human colon
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· Deputies: Man was firing gun while driving on I-95; thought he was fishing
· An Afghan Mystery: Why Are Large Shipments of Gold Leaving the Country?

December 17, 2012

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· I've fallen for my cousin after a night of passion
· Twinkies again by spring? It could happen
· Viewing online pornography 'can make you lose your memory'
· Drop Everything, Dog Space Suits Right Here
· Five weirdest food heists of 2012 -- and what would've made them even weirder

December 18, 2012

· Man wears 70 items of clothing at airport to avoid baggage charge
· Petition Results In Hasbro Introducing Gender-Neutral Easy-Bake Oven
· Drunk driver boxed in by motorists until police arrive
· Man bites wife's ear in birthday fight at Hard Rock, police say
· Not Just For Coffee Anymore: The Rise Of Caffeinated Foods
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December 19, 2012

· Parents Say Christmas Carols are Form of Bullying
· Science explains Rudolph's red reindeer nose
· 'Noble' Swede: Hobbit dwarf stole my name
· Police Rescue Dog From Burning Home By Tasering Sword-and-Shield-Wielding Old Man
· Unproven Stem-Cell Cosmetic Treatments Can Grow Bones In Your Eyes

December 20, 2012

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· A look back at 2012's dumb criminals
· Boeing uses 20,000 lbs. of potatoes to check aircraft wireless network signals
· Illinois Man Sentenced for Illegally Transporting East Texas Deer Semen

December 21, 2012

· Florida Friday: Man shot at Florida pizza restaurant for complaining about service
· Florida Friday: Man with tat that read 'Sniper' entered school PE class, asked for beer
· Florida Friday: Sword-wielding woman arrested after entering Orange mosque
· Florida Friday: No bond for man accused of firing flare gun at girlfriend

December 22, 2012

· Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker
· Man accused of stabbing girlfriend over Facebook photos
· Woman wigs out, attacks while carrying child, pulls off 'artificial hair'
· German scientists seek to clone perfect Xmas trees
· Betty Russell Slept While Tornado Ripped Off Her Roof
· Ten best marijuana gifts of 2012

December 23, 2012

· Swedish man gets disability benefits for addiction to heavy metal
· Police: 1 blackjack dealer stabs another in Vegas
· Twinkies are back! Legendary cake set to return to shelves in coming months but under new ownership
· Video: Hottie Hairtricks get wild

December 24, 2012

· Digital transfer saves oldest ever Christmas sound recordings from 1902
· Township asks judge to order a stop to 'overwhelming' marijuana odor
· Dead passenger found riding in Berlin underground
· Google Santa Tracker provides entertainment for the kids right now
· NORAD Tracks Santa with the Help of Partners
· R.I.P: 'Odd Couple' actor Jack Klugman dies at 90

December 25, 2012

· Holiday Hotties
· Cops warn about potential purple pervert
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· Give Santa back! Turkish professor calls for return of St Nicholas' bones which were taken to the Vatican in the 11th century
· R.I.P: Charles Durning, Oscar-nominated king of the character actors, dies at 89 in NYC

December 26, 2012

· Ontario man stabbed in Christmas family fight
· Security officials at Logan Airport find cocaine in wheelchair tires
· Huge Smoke Breathing Godzilla Christmas Tree In Japan
· Dog Elevator For Your Home

December 27, 2012

· Idaho police follow footprints in snow to alleged car burglar's home
· Ohio judge orders stalking parents away from daughter
· Loaded gun abandoned at bathroom in Ellsworth L.L.Bean
· FloriDUH's Sexapalooza 2012: Tales of sex gone bad
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December 28, 2012

· Harlem foster child finds A GUN in Christmas gift donated at SoHo church
· Ho ho ho! How a 5-year-old got a porn-filled Nintendo for Xmas
· R.I.P: Gulf War commander Schwarzkopf dies
· Texas ranch's secret cattle feed ingredient: Beer
· The Greatest Science Fiction Porn Movies of All Time: 1961-1991 [NSFW]

December 29, 2012

· Nerd calendar puts joy back in joy-sticks
· You Are Not Gay Anymore, Thanks To Horse-Fondling School
· How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car
· Chicken alerts couple of fire
· Coin flip decides Texas city council race
· Stripper agrees to go home with patron - Guess how that ends? (Mugshots)
· Cops: Woman, 50, Battered Boyfriend, 32, Because Six Came Before Nine

December 30, 2012

· Is my vibrator ruining my relationship?
· Grandmother 'comes back from the dead just minutes before post-mortem' after spending THREE DAYS in the morgue
· Belgium To Prosecute Scientology As Criminal Organization; Church Faces Charges Of Extortion, Fraud
· Only Eight Percent Do it Naked: Survey Reveals Our Sleeping Habits
· Mugshot: Man threatens, throws feces and spits on police - ends up looking like this

December 31, 2012

· Emergency crews work 30 minutes to free a man impaled on an ornamental bed headboard
· Jersey woman charged at boyfriend with hammer after he refuses to pay for laundry
· Dogs and cats 'still eaten in Switzerland'
· How Real Navy SEALs Would Handle Famous Movie Missions
· East Bremerton clerk says he's too busy for robbery; suspect leaves
· Mystery of MI6 worker found naked and dead in locked sports bag may be solved
· The craziest Craigslist posts of 2012