January 1, 2013

· Man arrested for trailer theft after owner sees theft from his plane
· O'Fallon, Mo., police say drunk man fired shotgun into neighbor's mobile home
· Meth-making ingredients found in Davenport daycare
· Freak accident: man dies as toy plane flies into his head
· 'Oompa-Loompas' hunted by police over attack on man outside Norwich kebab shop
· Mix Your Cold Brew Coffee With Oatmeal Stout To Make A Caffeinated Cocktail
· Spain: Women bigger binge drinkers not men

January 2, 2013

· Man leaves baby at liquor store, comes back drunk to pick child up
· Scientology 'Alien Space Cathedral' Reportedly Revealed In New Mexico
· Arrested Fort Mill woman says mom hit her with Frisbee
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January 3, 2013

· Mesa police: Man punched boy for name-calling
· Video captures man brutalizing, having sex with horse
· Naked man, Coco Bennett, confronts police with sword, assault rifle
· Rebecca Bernardo Latest Brazilian Woman To Auction Virginity Online (VIDEO)
· Bull testicle beer to be sold nationwide later this month
· Ex's Revenge: She Sells His Secret Fishing Spots

January 4, 2013

· Florida Friday: 'Stripper' arrested after performance art leads to ruckus on A1A in Hallandale
· Florida Friday: Neighborhood dispute in Sarasota turns 'colorful'
· Florida Friday: Man, 18, charged with stealing Honey Bun
· Florida Friday: Man tried to rob convenience store, called mom for a getaway ride home, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Cops: Naked man shot after attacking dog, resident

January 5, 2013

· Atlanta airport diverted by toothbrush
· California woman lost son in filthy home
· Hooch claims nine near Patna
· Cops: Mother of two surprises intruder with five gunshots
· Happy hookers help homeless
· New Camaros tear down runway to help U-2 spy planes land

January 6, 2013

· See Ya, Bikinis! One-piece Swimsuits Poised for a Takeover
· Honduras ambassador resigns after alleged embassy orgy
· Stink monitoring system approved to warn of Salton Sea stench
· Bride and groom bare their affection
· Deputies: Animal control officer busted for swiping Chihuahua from elderly nun

January 7, 2013

· Man steals ambulance, goes for joyride, Longmont police say
· Headless carcasses found on South Beach
· I was almost killed by unborn baby's fingernail
· Cleburne pastor: 'Me and my ex-wife were in porn'
· Man charged again in quest for urine

January 8, 2013

· Crack cocaine buyer calls Cleveland Heights police after change of mind
· Meet the Man Who Had Sex with a Dolphin (and Wrote a Book About It)
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· Woman tells police her boyfriend choked her with his dreadlocks
· Video: How much pain would you endure to remove a bra? (NSFW)

January 9, 2013

· From MILF commander to porn historian - meet the men and women with the world's weirdest job titles
· Wash. woman learns of unwanted visitor under her house
· Investigator: Students gut asbestos-filled building
· Donald Trump Releases Birth Certificate, Demands $5 Million From Bill Maher
· Dutch official: Save H20, pee in shower
· Tree Trimmer With Tequila Bottle Found Dangling Half Naked From Eucalyptus Tree (VIDEO)

January 10, 2013

· Police say YouTube videos led them to alleged pot grower
· Castro Valley: Police find gator next to 34 pounds of marijuana
· Button thief hits West Nashville thrift shop
· Those leaving New Jersey lead incomers by a big margin
· Four Smurfs arrested over attack on man who refused to light one of their cigarettes
· Roberta's Naked Waitress Shrouded In Mystery, Fishnet [Mildly NSFWish?]
· Snake ON a plane: Reptile survives flight by clinging to wing of aircraft as it flies 500 miles at 30,000ft

January 11, 2013

· Florida Friday: Police: Fla. clerk's gun beats thief's cattle prod
· Florida Friday: Fla. couple arrested with 244 pounds of spice
· Florida Friday: Woman 'bites off half her boyfriend's ear' after argument gets out of hand
· Florida Friday: La Septima Cafe seeks tip nipper via Facebook
· Florida Friday: Health Officials: School breaks result in breakout of STDs
· Florida Friday: Man busted for checking out Craigslist trailer at 2 a.m.
· Florida Friday: Home invader suspects busted after victim, 80, recognized their voices, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Thieves use stolen debit card to do laundry

January 12, 2013

· Deputies: Man suffers heart attack while dumping sister's body
· Man wins fishing contest with fish stolen from aquarium
· Astronomers Find Biggest Thing in the Universe
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· Study into how porn affects men scrapped because researchers can't find ANY young men who had not seen it
· Brazilian prostitutes prepare for World Cup
· R.I.P: Aaron Swartz, Coder and Activist, Dead at 26

January 13, 2013

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· Tools of Tradecraft: More Spy Gear From the CIA, Others
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· Police: woman stole St. Pete police cruiser, was arrested after driving to Tampa
· Segway Inventor Patents A Gadget That Sucks Food Directly Out Through A Port In Your Stomach

January 14, 2013

· Mosquito bite made my boob explode (NSFW)
· With Craft Beer on the Rise, Budweiser Admits Their Beer Has No Taste
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· 'I'm just a bill:' Schoolhouse Rock, 40 years later, still teaches generations

January 15, 2013

· Florida Man, 19, Arrested In Theft Of "Super Sucker" Sex Toy From Spencer's Store
· Video Prankster Arrested After Wedgie Attacks
· AP source: Armstrong tells Oprah Winfrey he doped
· Professed Satan catcher caught shoplifting from Athens store
· Baby died after his parents rubbed HEROIN on his gums when he was teething
· Eastern Shore man steals the underwear they told him he'd need in jail
· Slidell burglar improvises after he forgets mask, uses a bucket

January 16, 2013

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· Pollen Stones
· 12 miles of guns: SHOT show kicks off in Las Vegas
· Hump Day Gallery of Bikini Car Wash Babes + One For the Ladies [NSFW]
· Mary Lee, a 16-foot, 3,500-pound shark, spotted 200 yards of Florida's Jacksonville Beach
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January 17, 2013

· Taiwan confiscates 435 dog penises
· Wrangler Launches First Pair Of Moisturising Jeans
· Lawsuit Claims Dancing in a Topless Bar "Improves the Self Esteem" of the Stripper
· Hoarder pinned under piles of trash rescued with chainsaw [VIDEO]
· The 11 Days of the Year When People Watch the Least Amount of Porn

January 18, 2013

· Florida Friday: Deputies: One gloved bandito hit drug store, made tactical error
· Florida Friday: Sarasota man stole steaks, wine to 'impress a lady'
· Florida Friday: Woman busted for allegedly holding iPhone hostage for $100 ransom
· Florida Friday: Man stabbed, forced to strip and get in tub, Fort Lauderdale cops say
· Florida Friday: Palm Bay man bites off girlfriend's thumb during fight

January 19, 2013

· Strippers cited in fight over disputed dollar
· Police looking for armed robber in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles PJs
· World War 2 lard washes up on Scottish beach
· Farmers baaa-ffled after hundreds of sheep are branded with smiley face
· Couple with home strip club face trial
· Extreme Auto Expo 2012 - Bikini Competition in HD and 3D
· Happy National Popcorn Day!
· Canadian man arrested after trying to sneak into the U.S. using a stolen canoe and a shovel

January 20, 2013

· Mikel Ruffinelli 'My hubby loves my sexy 8ft hips - I'll never diet'
· Deranged woman 'had sex with a dog at home while her boyfriend took pictures'
· An orgasm almost killed me!
· Gun Appreciation Day Celebrated With Accidental Shootings at Gun Shows in North Carolina and Ohio
· WTF: Cops Nab Five-Year-Old for Wearing Wrong Color Shoes to School

January 21, 2013

· Robber demands money from Starbucks; cashier gives him a coffee instead
· Man on Probation for Donkey Sex Arrested for Stealing 16 train Batteries
· Police break up figure-skater fight after Canadian championships
· AVN Awards Ceremony 2013: Porn Stars Win Big, Hit Red Carpet In Las Vegas (NSFW PHOTOS)

January 22, 2013

· Braying donkey used as getaway car by dumbass thieves
· Men shouldn't fear seductive snake women this year
· Montana family accused of placing $70 million in bogus phone charges on bills
· Firemen take revenge on teenagers throwing snowballs by giving them a drenching with power hose
· Alex Jones, Radio Host Who Wants Piers Morgan Deported, Says Government Creating Gays With Chemicals

January 23, 2013

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· Woman has breast removed in operation returned so she can give it a 'dignified burial'
· Nurse arrested after allegedly having sex with corpse
· School Suggested 13-Year-Old Daughter Get Breast Reduction Surgery To Fight Bullying
· Gettysburg-area power supplier schedules outage during frigid overnight temperatures
· Why men LOVE our orgasm face, how they know we are faking and top tips on how to perfect yours
· Good grief! Charlie Brown voice actor jailed
· Super Model Bar Refaeli in a 3D Video. (NSFW)

January 24, 2013

· Drunk Guy Gets Frostbite On His Junk After Trying to Have Sex With a Snowman
· West Palm Beach Man Gave Illegal Butt Injections
· Roman skeleton found with freak pelvic tumour containing four TEETH
· Male German Soldiers are Growing Breasts

January 25, 2013

· Florida Friday: Squatting in style: 23-year-old occupies empty $2.5 million Boca home
· Florida Friday: Wife of Boca cop arrested in connection with prostitution ring
· Florida Friday:Hark! Thespian puppeteers come to rescue Fort Lauderdale's homeless

January 26, 2013

· Mesa woman arrested after son found zip-tied to pole
· CCTV footage shows woman texting her boyfriend walk into freezing canal
· Scientists Are Making a Vaccine for Alcoholism That Will Give You Terrible Hangovers
· Russia Has a Weird Plan to Stop Gays From Joining Military
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January 27, 2013

· Taxidermy lessons at Cleveland's Salty Not Sweet boutique: The new girls night out
· Fundamentalist Says Refrigeration Removes Sin. Tough Luck Gays and Lesbians!
· Grandma Killed By 'Vicious' Pet Cockatiel
· Funeral procession for Pennsylvania man stops at Burger King drive-thru
· Bishop says priest used self-bondage for stress relief

January 28, 2013

· 71-year-old woman accused of prostitution
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· Surprise food finds leave bad taste
· How to find single women who like men *and* like getting drunk, with Facebook Graph Search
· Lego Was First Patented 55 Years Ago Today

January 29, 2013

· 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop
· Here Is a Woman Who Eats Cat Hair Right Off Her Cat
· $185K paid for 19-foot-long cigar
· "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?"
· Would-be car thieves gave up, because they couldn't drive a stick shift
· Man Runs Over Wife, Stomps Her Face in Front of Paramedics
· Suspect Arrest for Drug Charges Brings Drugs to Court Date

January 30, 2013

· Miami-Dade Police dogs, cocaine used in 4th-grade science project
· For 40 Years, This Russian Family Was Cut Off From All Human Contact, Unaware of World War II
· Newly Discovered Spider Builds Lifelike Decoys
· Cops ask bare-bottomed man to clothe himself, the man, instead, broke into song and began to masturbate
· Hump Day Gallery of Bikini Car Wash Babes [NSFW]

January 31, 2013

· Men report stolen pot pipes, get busted, cops say
· Ahn Jun: self-portraits of a fearless artist
· South Jersey man killed with arrow made HIV threat: defense lawyer
· Vladimir Putin hires Boyz II Men to boost the Russian birth rate
· Burger King admits it has been selling beef burgers and Whoppers containing horsemeat in Ireland and the UK
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