February 1, 2013

· Florida Friday: Florida tow truck driver arrested after pocket-dialing 911
· Florida Friday: Trial starts for Jensen Beach man accused of shooting wife's would-be sex customer
· Florida Friday: Report: Woman accused of kicking people's genitals, punching deputy
· R.I.P: Ed Koch, mayor who became a symbol of NYC, dies at 88
· Florida Friday: Dad squandered daughter's $58,000 inheritance on car, flight for girlfriend, say deputies
· Florida Friday: Peeping Tom masturbated while watching woman bathe

February 2, 2013

· Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear (NSFW)
· How to Make Mathematically Perfect Nachos
· Why You Shouldn't Play Hide and Seek
· Police: Drunken, diapered man pees all over patrol car

February 3, 2013

· The non-fan's guide to Super Bowl parties
· How to Eat a Chicken Wing with One Hand
· Florence student suspended over picture of gun
· NJ School Implements 'No Cursing' Rule But Only for Girls
· 2013 Automotive Superbowl commercial roundup (Videos, Updated)
· Where to Watch the Super Bowl Online

February 4, 2013

· Last day for penny distribution from Canadian Mint
· Bogus Doctor: Australian Teen 'Prescribed Drugs'
· Charged with assault with a deadly squirt gun
· How Oreo's brilliant blackout tweet won the Super Bowl

February 5, 2013

· K-9 team stumbled unto pot grow-tent during training exercise, deputies say
· Ambitious Thief Walks Out Of Costco With 24 Bottles Of Motor Oil Wrapped Around His Body
· Portugal bans Olympic windsurfer over secret pregnancy
· Parrot steals $1100 from unsuspecting tourist
· Timothy Carr Allegedly Drives Drunk Inside Walmart
· 'Cookie Monster' Sends 2nd Note is Sculpture Theft

February 6, 2013

· California students lose fingers during lunchtime tug of war
· 'Intimacy 2.0' Dress Turns Transparent When You Get Sexually Aroused (NSFW)
· Cat Stuck in Washer, Survives Cycle
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· Man disguises himself as 'The Sun,' steals logo towel
· Postal Service to stop delivering mail on Saturdays
· Study: Global Warming Can Be Slowed By Working Less

February 7, 2013

· German labour office gets teen a job in brothel
· Rubber chickens, diapers suggested for China's holiday travel
· Cannabis may help reverse dementia: study
· 12 of the Best Animal Photobombs
· Monopoly fans vote to add cat, toss iron token
· Charge your phone with a cold beer

February 8, 2013

· 'Please avoid exposing buttocks... genital region... breasts and nipples': CBS issues 'Wardrobe Advisory' ahead of Grammies
· Burned alive: Mum accused of SORCERY is stripped, tortured and set alight in front of crowd
· Animal-Semen Attacks On Teen Girls In United Kingdom Happening AGAIN
· Woman defaces famous Louvre painting with black pen
· Fake eye pops out during assault trial
· How Could Anyone Not Want a Product Called the Strap and Crap?

February 9, 2013

· Bizarre Valentine's Day Gift Guide: Sexy Cupid Outfit, Pink Pepper Spray Gun, Sex Organ Toast, And More
· Waxing our way to the ER
· Cop's Gun Stuck In MRI Machine
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February 10, 2013

· The line stretches as the 2013 Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival officially opens
· Sweden brings in police as horsemeat scandal spreads
· I thought it was normal to take baby to a rave
· Rump Roast: Couple addicted to coffee enemas -- get up to four a day

February 11, 2013

· Texas teacher suspended after she emptied pencil shavings into student's mouth
· Wash. Man, 82, Says He's OK After Tackling Suspect
· Fortune cookies lose their romance after complaints from parents
· Men's friendships with women 'driven by sexual attraction'
· Horsemeat found in British supermarkets 'may be donkey'

February 12, 2013

· Inmate caught when cellphone rings in rectum
· Intrepid Tokyo diners delight in dirt degustation
· KRTV's Emergency Alert System Hacked To Warn Of Fake Zombie Apocalypse (VIDEO)
· NYC Valentine's Day sewage tour back by 'demand'
· Alternative Valentine's Date - LA's Death Museum

February 13, 2013

· Regular customer of Heart Attack Grill dies of heart attack
· Dallas chocolatier pumps out chocolate high heels
· Priest fined $1000 for biting off the ear of a fellow elderly clergyman in a dispute over a sprinkler
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February 14, 2013

· Spurned trainer allegedly plotted to steal walrus
· Man Convicted Of Possessing Extreme Pornograph Claims It Was For Book Research
· Water idiot! Bloke goes for a swim in huge hotel lobby fish tank (Video)
· From Nob Hill to Poo via Tittybong: Map reveals the vaguely rude place names from around the world
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· Southern Illinois family's syrup making mistaken for meth lab

February 15, 2013

· In Need of "Sausage and Mash"? Visit an East London ATM
· Global morning anchor gets unintentionally sexual
· Meteor strike injures hundreds in central Russia
· Florida Friday: Boca Mansion Squatter Releases Music Video
· Florida Friday: Citrus County couple charged with child abuse after a roach was found in their son's ear

February 16, 2013

· Woman accused of stealing porn, shirt
· Police: Woman undressed in front of elementary school assembly
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· 15kgs lighter, missing backpacker 'drank contact lens fluid and urine' to survive outback ordeal
· Many Suburban Cops in Chicago Allowed To Work "Half Drunk"
· Rhode Islanders repeatedly call cops over 12-foot snow penis

February 17, 2013

· Man Throws Semen At Women In New Mexico Walmart: Cops
· Scientists clear passengers to fart on flights
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· Builder hit with coconut, stabbed and shot in Vashi
· 25 Cereals From The '80s You Will Never Eat Again
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February 18, 2013

· R.I.P: Country star Mindy McCready dead at 37 of apparent suicide
· Giant rabbit scares burglar out of family home
· St. Petersburg to host the first museum of erotica in Russia
· Call for prostitute ends with three in jail

February 19, 2013

· Multi-million dollar diamond heist in Brussels
· Florida woman crashes car while being 'amorous': Police
· 'Super drunk' Paw Paw woman flees officers to take Chihuahua home before going to jail, police say
· Haunted Mirror Sells For $155 On EBay
· Alien Slime Found at Somerset Nature Reserve after Meteor Strike
· Nanotech 'sober pill' could one day de-drunk you

February 20, 2013

· Woman apologizes after calling 911 for cigarettes
· Porn Star Bra Size, Weight, Hair Color Averages: Jon Millward's 'Deep Inside' Answers All
· Levi Daniel Staver stabs grandmother to death, blames "Arch Angel Michael"
· Mystery Over 'Weird' Green Slime Solved (Update)

February 21, 2013

· Britain to India: Diamond in royal crown is ours
· World's Longest Curly Fry: Arby's Customer Kim Medford Discovers 38-Inch Long Spud (PHOTO)
· Washington state baristas arrested for stripping at drive-thru
· Elderly Brawl Breaks Out At Senior Center During Bingo Game
· Want To Snooze? This Annoying Alarm Clock Makes You Sink a Putt First

February 22, 2013

· Florida Friday: 8th-grader says she got 'inappropriate' T-shirt from Christian conference
· Florida Friday: Naked man accused of performing lewd act near school bus stop, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Report: Online romance cost woman $450,000
· Florida Friday: Former hotel executives embezzled $782,018 from resort, detectives say
· Florida Friday: US Sheriff vows to get spanking fetish Australian man

February 23, 2013

· Man's $6,500 porn collection stolen
· To prevent snakes on a plane, Guam to airdrop poisoned mice
· Scorpion with a side of bee larvae: insects go from pests to protein source
· Ron Jeremy Cleared For Sex; Porn Star Was In Hospital With Aneurysm Near Heart
· Hooters Burglars Steal Jukebox, Thinking It's ATM
· Porn Actor Arrested For Breaking Into Firehouse To Masturbate On Gear
· Boy Calls 911 about Bedtime
· Man Caught With Penis Out In Public Says It's Because His Pants Shrunk

February 24, 2013

· Montana Roadkill Law Allows Motorists To Eat The Animals They Hit With Cars
· Meet The Guy Who Is Trying To Sell Photos Of Incinerated Cop Killer Christopher Dorner In A Body Bag
· Love hurts: Man arrested for releasing helium balloon with his girlfriend
· Homeless man is given $100,000 by well-wishers after he returned diamond engagement ring to bride after it fell into his cup
· The ladies of summer - with bicycles or something

February 25, 2013

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· 38 Maps You Never Knew You Needed
· Flying SUV crashes through two houses, lodges in roof
· Teen Girl Stabs Boy In Back For Stealing Her Bag Of Chips
· Anthrax TNT (AC/DC cover) live at Soundwave Brisbane 2013

February 26, 2013

· Jesus Mata Fakes Robbery To Avoid Telling Wife He Blew $1K At Strip Club
· Sex Toy 'Groupon': Site Offers Daily Deals For Sinners Like You
· Mexican priest with comic book robe sprays congregation with holy water gun
· Zephyrhills neighbor dispute ends with machete attack
· Life Hacks: How To Make Emergency Candles With Butter

February 27, 2013

· Boob Sledding Through the Arctic
· "Most Wanted" Suspect Told Police Station is Closed
· Louisiana Forces Homeless Shelter To Destroy $8,000 Worth Of Deer Meat
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· Lesbian teen sues school after being suspended for anti-bullying shirt
· Self-Driving Trucks In Japan Undergo Test Run
· Did You Buy Chinese Male Enhancement Pills Recently?

February 28, 2013

· Man and woman, preferably married, wanted for expedition to Mars
· Dog shoots man in Florida, maybe
· Bike Gets Stuck In Boy's Anus
· Ex-Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King Reportedly Offered $250,000 To Be 'Miss YouPorn' (PHOTOS)
· Mesa PD: Cab driver told women they could pay fare with sexual favors
· D.C. Pepsi Machine Found to be Vending Malt Liquor
· R.I.P: Cowboy actor Dale Robertson dead at 89