March 1, 2013

· Florida Friday: Shopper shoots at fleeing Walmart shoplifting suspect's car
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Dog hurt when disabled man tossed into traffic
· Florida Friday: MMA for kids exploding in popularity
· Florida Friday: Man's call to report missing crowbar leads to home-invasion charges
· Florida Friday: Deputies found drugs in prosthetic leg, bra; needle hidden in woman's butt during traffic stop
· Florida Friday: PSL woman squats, coughs, and then it 'appeared'
· R.I.P: 'One Day at a Time' actress Bonnie Franklin dies

March 2, 2013

· Couple charged in fight over last beer
· Waiter! There's a giraffe in my kudu
· Cops seize lions and bears from gangster's home
· Caterpillars Seized At Gatwick Airport: Man Said 207 Pounds Of Insects Were For Him To Eat

March 3, 2013

· 'Modern Family' cast members get stuck in elevator - really
· Indonesian mother kills son over 'small penis'
· Convicted Sex Offender Snuck Onto Rikers Disguised As Corrections Employee
· Man arrested after son confides in church leader about dad's child-porn collection

March 4, 2013

· Harlem Shake: Oz Miners Fired For Dance
· Holy smokes! 'Batman' nabs suspect for British police
· Mars trip to use astronaut poo as radiation shield
· Kenneth Kulas, Ohio Man, Confesses Love For Urinal
· Kelso police restrain naked woman carrying an infant, swinging a hammer
· 4-Year-Old Dylan Hayes Unhurt After Fall From Third-Story Window
· Robbery suspect leaves a clue behind: A piece of his mail

March 5, 2013

· California yacht owner sees his stolen vessel wash ashore on TV
· Tehran Rats: Iran Reportedly Battles Giant 'Mutant' Rodents With Snipers (PHOTO)
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· I can teach you to get a man, keep him ... and make him beg for more
· Randy Blythe is Free!
· Nine Percent of Yale Students Surveyed Say They've Accepted Money for Sex
· Girls in bikinis swimming with sharks

March 6, 2013

· Lamborghini unveils $3.9 million car - all 3 sold
· Man Accused of Beating Boy After Forcing Him to Eat Vomit and Squirrel Soup
· World Naked Bike Ride: Australia's Cyclists Get Nude For Safety (NSFW PHOTOS)
· Medford man pretends stolen Somerville beer is his genitals
· Woman Gets Mauled To Death By Lion While Having Sex

March 7, 2013

· South Carolina Woman, 52, Arrested For Attempted Door-To-Door Sale Of Porn Tapes. VHS Porn Tapes
· Moonlight Bunny Ranch Offers 'Stimulus Program,' Where Tax Refund Goes To Sex
· Charges: Woman Left Kids At Hotel, Went To Strip Club & Casino
· Woman killed by lion at California sanctuary
· Great tits: still murderous, rapacious, flesh-rending predators!

March 8, 2013

· Florida Friday: DUI suspect tells cop: 'I am going to have someone from Colombia come here and kill you'
· Florida Friday: Captured: Toothless woman who robbed Publix, left dentures at home, cops say
· Florida Friday:Woman removed from Metrorail train for singing
· Florida Friday:Man sought after alligator found eating another's body
· Florida Friday: Police: Mom, Lisa Palmes, took handgun, stun gun, drugs to Bartow Middle School
· Florida Friday: Naked man ran around professing his love of cocaine, told officers he "needed more"

March 9, 2013

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· European Union to vote on banning 'all forms of pornography in the media'
· Erin go bragh maybe, but no flag for Irish pub in Florida
· 'World's Strongest Vagina': Tatyana Kozhevnikova Shows Off Vagina Weightlifting (NSFW, VIDEO)

March 10, 2013

· Afghan police officer embraces suicide bomber to save others
· Weird Science ponders the sexism inherent in its favored breast size
· Netflix tattoo nets man one-year free subscription

March 11, 2013

· Twitter User @Grawly Says He Has A Dildo Stuck Up His Butt, Livetweets Hospital Trip (NSFW)
· Even for sperm, there is a season
· Kayaker paddles 4,000 miles, arrives in Key West
· Man busted for threatening motorists -- and a deputy -- with 11-inch knife

March 12, 2013

· Sex Cereal formulated for sexual health
· New theory says Stonehenge was site for graves, then raves
· Porn Stars Without Makeup: Before And After Pictures
· Boy, 8, weds 61-year-old woman
· Tenacious D performs in Orlando for first time since 2001
· New TV Channel For Your Dog

March 13, 2013

· Mother accused of trying to sell children on Facebook
· 'Stop Acting Like Sluts' VIDEO: Angry Man Stops Drunken Mischief At Australian McDonalds (NSFW Language)
· Tage Schill, 82, Gets Stuck In Car Wash
· The 49 most inexplainable pictures on Google

March 14, 2013

· Fake finger punches in absent hospital workers: Police
· White Rock woman holds 'Lying Cheating Sale' to sell all her husband's stuff while he's 'gone with his floozie'
· Fungus-infested bagpipes sicken lifelong player, 78

March 15, 2013

· Florida Friday: Daytona Bike Week 2013
· Florida Friday: Man drunk-dialed 911 because drug dealer was mad at him
· Florida Friday: Man calls 911 after setting house on fire

March 16, 2013

· Woman says her alien lovers are better at sex than any Earthling
· 'Human statue' punches man in the face
· Femen, Female Activist Group, Discovers Topless Protests Bring Exposure (PHOTOS, NSFW)

March 17, 2013

· Google Street View Snaps Photos Of Man Getting Handjob (NSFW)
· Femen, Female Activist Group, Discovers Topless Protests Bring Exposure (NSFW)
· Beautiful women in boats (March edition)
· Porn website reveals world's most popular porn search terms
· Activists shed clothes, don green paint to protest meat

March 18, 2013

· The Super Weird, Super Cool, and Superstars Of A Super SXSW Saturday
· Deer Heads Stolen: Woman Arrested After Taxidermy Heist In Florida
· Key West police dog, horse punched out

March 19, 2013

· Model, Says Man Filmed Up Her Dress With iPad In Los Angeles Pet Store (VIDEO)
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· Maine Set to Rename Scratch-Off Tickets "Kwikies"

March 20, 2013

· Woman parks car on train tracks because she was sick and tired of hearing the horn blowing
· The 38 Sexiest Eva Longoria Pictures of All time
· London museum cancels heavy metal gig, fearing noise damage
· Public Prostitution Could Become Legal In Paris If Proposal To Repeal Solicitation Law Passes
· Donald Trump maintains lawsuit against Bill Maher for his bet
· Chinese Chicken Lays Giant Egg With Another Egg Inside
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March 21, 2013

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· Canadian fisherman hooks 18-foot great white shark
· Jedi could perform marriages, says Free Church of Scotland
· Death Wish Coffee: 'World's Strongest' Cup Claim Put To The Test
· Sheriff Indicted For Letting Favored Inmates Have Access To Drugs, Sex And Booze And Sleep Outside Jail
· -Missouri Man Breaks Into Church Kitchen, Steals Ice Cream
· Too much Axe Body Spray sends student to hospital

March 22, 2013

· Florida Friday: Homeless theft suspect to deputies: "I've got a big bag of marijuana" and a wad of cash
· Florida Friday: Teens busted after carting stolen AC unit down the street in yellow wheelbarrow
· Florida Friday: Escort charged with attempted murder for penis-biting
· Florida Friday: Woman busted in Brazilian booze bonking

March 23, 2013

· Montana votes to allow roadkill salvage
· Jeffery Tyler Siegel Faked Knife Attack To Impress Date: Cops
· Man finds knife in back 3 years after stabbing
· Pa. caretaker charged with drinking old whiskey
· Bill Gates Has $100,000 For Anyone Who Can Invent a High-Tech, Next-Gen Condom

March 24, 2013

· Oil Wrestling Is Turkey's Full-Contact, Messy National Sport
· Tenn. University Cuts Funds to 'Sex Week' Observance
· West Point Worker, Allegedly Stole Meatballs, Faces Military Prison Time
· Sex news of the weird
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March 25, 2013

· Nicaragua Lent Delicacies Include Iguana, Armadillo Soup As Locals Give Up Meat Before Easter
· Girl Discovers Dinosaur: New Species Named After Girl - 'Vectidraco Daisymorrisae'
· Oregon home hit by 2 different drivers
· Woman burns down home after setting fire to snake
· Bomb Found Inside Squid Off Chinese Shore

March 26, 2013

· U.K. school bans triangle flapjacks
· Wannabe model gets giant 36DD boobs... courtesy of the taxpayer
· Christ the King church recalls filled Easter eggs; prescription medication could be mixed in
· Coffee May Protect Alcoholics' Livers
· The 50 Greatest Animals Sitting Like People
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March 27, 2013

· $5 'just looking' fee instituted by Aussie store
· Stabbing Suspect, Surrenders After Police Standoff Due To Sharks
· Lucky lady: She opted out of Powerball pool, but gets a cut of $1 million anyway
· Couple with only $8 racks up Denny's bill, asks other customers to pay, say police
· 15 Mind Bending Gifs You Have To See To Believe

March 28, 2013

· Charges: Pa. man bagged in deer Wal-Mart lot
· Twitter Shame for Restaurant Reservation No-Shows
· Kangaroo-Serving NYC Restaurant Says Marsupial More Popular Than Beef
· Sabrina Boing Boing, Brazilian Model, Instagrams Herself Breastfeeding Calves (NSFW)
· The first caffeine-'addicted' bacteria
· Woman Gives Man Oral Sex For 'Better Deal' On Car

March 29, 2013

· Florida Friday: Lawmaker complains about getting out of speeding ticket; trooper fired
· Florida Friday: Couple says they live next to 'neighbor from hell'
· Florida Friday: U.S. Marine Corps veteran Gregory Schaffe's American flag faces removal after neighbor's complaints
· Florida Friday: Registered sex offender busted riding bike in public park while naked, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Man said his "zip code was how much he had to drink"

March 30, 2013

· Bacon Craze Grows with Condoms, "Mouthwash"
· Man accused of using fake penis for drug test
· Man Placed Bags Of Crack On Security Tray At Erie Courthouse
· Woman accused of steak-sauce assault
· Millions Of Bees Clog Oregon Highway

March 31, 2013

· 35 Incredible Examples Of Body Painting Art (NSFW)
· After 55 years, Ohio's Easter Eggshelland comes to an end
· Ohio landlord again accused of spanking
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· CHP gives Easter Bunny a break