April 1, 2013

· Signed Beatles album Sgt. Pepper sells for $290,000
· Sex Toy Vendor/Pioneer: 'It's A Weird Job But Someone's Got To Do It'
· Freezing weather wipes out German flea circus
· Google says to shut down YouTube in early April Fools' gag

April 2, 2013

· Nude Woman Found Bathing in Homeowner's Pool
· Beautiful women in boats (April edition)
· Male Bats Seen Giving Oral Sex to Females

April 3, 2013

· New book claims fashion models eat toilet paper to stay thin
· Men's sex chromosome is doomed
· Wrong pretzel dip leads to mall brawl
· Followers Claim Rare "Buddha's Tooth" With Healing Powers Continues to Grow
· Cruise Customer Complaints: Ocean "Too Loud," Lackluster Tanning Conditions

April 4, 2013

· Strange pics of naked people, sex doll spark Internet mystery
· 'Baked' Cookbook Uses Pot, Hash, Other Drugs For 'Mind-Blowing' Gourmet Food From Amsterdam
· Naked man risks croc death for booze
· Spiders as big as your face discovered in Sri Lanka

April 5, 2013

· Florida Friday: Man accused of leaving child in van, beating woman with pistol
· Florida Friday: Shaving cream explosion injures Largo man
· Florida Friday: Man swiped $1,000 of eatery's booze, partied at park
· Florida Friday: Woman finds religious symbol on Goldfish cracker
· Florida Friday: Miami Officials Ban Nuns From Feeding The Poor

April 6, 2013

· Dogs Wearing Pantyhose: Owners Put Tights On Their Canines In China (PHOTOS)
· Flight diverted after family complains about movie
· Iowa museum finds missing tortoise in elevator
· Town wants to ban walking while drunk
· Give dogs medical marijuana: Vet

April 7, 2013

· Oregon woman arrested after texting officer, offering him drugs
· Buffalo Bills player tells North Korea to nuke the Patriots
· 84-Year-Old Man Pepper Sprays Guard At Bingo Event

April 8, 2013

· Ex-porn star Jameson arrested for alleged battery
· Wesley Snipes released from jail
· R.I.P: Margaret Thatcher, Britain's Iron Lady, Dead at 87

April 9, 2013

· Dog eats $500, man seeks reimbursement from government
· 5 tonnes of Nutella stolen in Germany
· Man pleads not guilty in sexual bribes case
· Einstein - the fish - saved by lifebelt
· Former Vice Mayor, Allegedly Drove 90 MPH With Genitals Out Window
· Ferrets Sold As Toy Poodles: Argentina Pet Dealers Reportedly Selling Weasels On Steroids

April 10, 2013

· Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon
· 'Cookie Monster' shoves, swears at tot
· Reddit User Confesses to Murder Via Meme

April 11, 2013

· I sold sex to pay for my 100 units A DAY booze habit
· Man defecates on store floor, tries to walk out in stolen clothes
· Motorcycles, helicopters and mermaids - all made from HAIR
· Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine'

April 12, 2013

· Florida Friday: Bank teller grabs gun when robber puts it on counter
· Florida Friday: Meet the man who wants to become a disposable Kotex maxi pad
· Florida Friday: Man used firearm to steal teen's toy remote control car, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Man accused of shoplifting 10 cans of deodorant, assaulting a security guard
· Florida Friday: Man jailed after putting some Mad Dragon in his pants
· Florida Friday: Women accused of injecting drugs -- in jail's public restroom

April 13, 2013

· Mom Has Her Child Hold a Sign on the Corner as Punishment for Getting High and Pooping on Neighbors Porch
· Police chief hospitalized after eating pot-laced cake
· Man arrested after he posts pics of himself wearing stolen jewelry on social media sites
· Jodi Arias Middle Finger: Contempt For Nancy Grace?

April 14, 2013

· Mass vomiting breaks out at baby shop
· Police officer fired over Trayvon Martin shooting target
· High school valedictorian 'forced girls as young as 13 into prostitution before stealing their money and making them pose nude for photos'

April 15, 2013

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· It's true: Men can't read women's emotions, study confirms
· How the CIA Helped Disney Conquer Florida
· Florida Invaded by Rat-Sized Snails

April 16, 2013

· 14 Office Pranks To Spice Up Your Workday
· Youtube Sensations - Where Are They Now?
· Police: New Mexico man traded McDonalds for sex
· Judge holds self in contempt for his smartphone
· Barbie without makeup

April 17, 2013

· How Congress Quietly Overhauled Its Insider-Trading Law
· People In Boston Place Sex Ads On CraigsList.Org Using The Bombing As Pick-Up Line
· Alleged sample hog sues over his ejection from Minnesota supermarket
· R.I.P: NFL player-turned-broadcaster Pat Summerall dies at 82

April 18, 2013

· Flatrock Plant Rolls Out Millionth Mustang
· Baggy Pants Law Will Fine Offenders In Louisiana Parish

April 19, 2013

· Tongue-Eating Louse Found In Supermarket Fish Freaks Out Unsuspecting Customer (Mealbreakers)(PHOTOS)
· Neighbor allegedly crawls naked through dog door, requests sex
· Florida Friday: Naked, drunk man found wandering in apartment complex, police say
· Florida Friday: Parking-lot rage at Publix leaves woman shaken, bruised
· Florida Friday: Woman practicing to get her driver's license drove through Target
· Florida Friday: Rejected woman yanked ex's penis, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Clerk laughed at bandit and just said 'no''

April 20, 2013

· Strange stories abound as NFL teams conduct extensive investigations of draft choices
· Exotic snakes stuck in Colo. basement after fire
· Hotelier trapped in elevator for four days
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· Contestants On 'Germany's Next Top Model' Catch Head Lice

April 21, 2013

· Texas dog gets facelift and new home
· Durex Vibrating Underwear, 'Fundawear,' Enables Phone Sex Via IPhone App (NSFW VIDEO)
· My orgasthumb
· Gifted students will shift to failing school

April 22, 2013

· French fisherman survives Australian croc attack
· Bus driver stabbed for taking too long in the portable bathroom
· Video shows UC Santa Cruz police confiscating 2-pound joint from 4/20 party

April 23, 2013

· TV anchor drops F-bomb in first broadcast, gets fired
· Ski Town's Most Exciting Incident in Years: High-Speed Giraffe Chase
· Man jailed for watching cartoon pixies have sex
· Tanning Mom Topless: You Can't Unsee These PHOTOS Of Patricia Krentcil On Quarantined Beach (NSFW)

April 24, 2013

· Mormon bishop uses Samurai sword to defend neighbour
· Oops! N.Y.'s Suffolk County accidentally defaults on debt
· Serial Flasher Caught By Police In Newark, Delaware, After 2 Years
· Tiger escapes circus, wanders into restroom
· Mont. man reunited with bird he lost in a divorce

April 25, 2013

· Meat Company Employee Accused of Stealing $10,000 in Chicken Wings
· Virgin America wants fliers to 'get lucky' at 35,000 feet
· Thief with conscience returns cremated remains in Washington state
· Fake Nurse Stole Pain Meds At Swedish Medical Center In Seattle: Police

April 26, 2013

· Mamma Mia! Bookie offers odds on ABBA reunion
· Neuticles: Dogs 'Need' Testicle Implants, Says Inventor (PHOTOS)
· Hypnosis clinic front for prostitution
· Cops: Man rams church, keeps driving inside

April 27, 2013

· German Sex-Ed Book In Elementary School Deemed Too Explicit (PHOTOS)
· School bans Voodoo Doughnut presenter after Career Day language
· Professor: Booger eating may be healthy

April 28, 2013

· Phosphorescent sheep: Uruguay's Institute of Animal Reproduction creates glow-in-the-dark sheep
· 'Dead' prostitute leaps from her coffin
· Woman with 'shy bladder' sues over urine test

April 29, 2013

· Teddy Bear Surgery: YouTube User, Zefrank1, Operates On Stuffed Toy (VIDEO)
· Dad in India charged after son, 9, drives Ferrari
· 'Penis enlargement' doctor arrested after goat head oozing blood in a bowl and eight wooden penises found in office
· R.I.P: LSD Inventor Albert Hofmann Dead at Age 102
· Camel tries to eat a little girl's head at the Kansas City Zoo

April 30, 2013

· Man With Largest Penis, Releases 'It's Too Big,' A Song About His Penis
· Woman has close encounter with tiger in the bathroom
· Elderly couple's revenge on neighbors: Blasting Iron Maiden