May 1, 2013

· 'Top Hooker' reality show ordered
· St. Pete man calls 911 and asks cops to bring him Kool-Aid and drugs
· Airliner 'had narrow miss with UFO'

May 2, 2013

· 300 Gallons Of Urine Found In Man's Connecticut House
· Native American tribe plans to dub 'Star Wars' in Navajo
· The would-be victim yanked the shotgun from the robber's hands and sent him running for his life
· R.I.P: Slayer Guitarist Jeff Hanneman

May 3, 2013

· Florida Friday: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven
· Florida Friday: Florida cop fired for eighth time after leaving police AR-15 with friend
· Florida Friday: Florida Man Wearing "Jail Sucks!" T-Shirt Is Booked Into Jail For Welfare Fraud
· Florida Friday: Credit union robber had Disney cruise on mind
· Florida Friday: Awkward walking PSL man 'may' have needles between cheeks

May 4, 2013

· Poutine-flavoured soda to hit Canada
· School cancelled due to nice weather
· Masturbate-A-Thon 2013 In Philadelphia Celebrates National Masturbation Month

May 5, 2013

· Man calls 911; claims drug dealer didn't bring him marijuana, cocaine he bought
· Health officials have confirmed two cases of a so-called "sex superbug" in Hawaii

May 6, 2013

· Cops: woman stalks herself on Facebook
· Officials Back Down Against Man With Dozens Of Snakes
· Gardeners celebrate naked planting day
· San Francisco Bans Urinating, Defecating In Subway Trains

May 7, 2013

· Cops: Man threatened to eat officer
· Man Accuses Tractor Supply Company Worker Of Sending 'Threatening Dildo' (NSFW)
· Cambridge students launch petition against 'sexist' jelly wrestling
· Musicians really ARE sexier: Scientists find that carrying a guitar increases your chance of getting a date by a third

May 8, 2013

· River Guide Swallowed By Hippo, Retells Harrowing Near-Death Experience (VIDEO)
· Japan hopes for a lift from "Abenomics" bra
· 106-Year-Old Woman Enjoys 'Living In Sin' With 73-year-old Boy Toy
· Rat 'Mutton' And Bird Flu: Strange Days For Meat Eaters In Shanghai
· Cheesy Garlic Bread wins Lay's flavor contest

May 9, 2013

· 105-Year-Old Woman, Says Bacon Is Key To Longevity
· Scratch-And-Sniff Cards Cause Natural Gas Scare In Montana
· Champagne Consumption Can Counter Memory Loss
· Florida state Legislature passes bill making it illegal to drive slow in the fast lane

May 10, 2013

· Florida Friday: Man fleeing cops attacked by alligator
· Florida Friday: Filomena Tobias flips off Joakim Noah during Bulls-Heat Game 2
· Florida Friday: Florida State signee Matthew Thomas says mom made him sign; wants his release
· Florida Friday: Doctor accused of attacking girlfriend over Facebook post
· Florida Friday: Restaurant Offering Lion Tacos

May 11, 2013

· Girl chugs beer with her ear
· International Clitoris Week: Song Playlist For Your Favorite Lady Part
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· Woman charged with DUI after drunken horse ride
· Man plagued by bedbugs steals sheets for kids

May 12, 2013

· Mayor blasts 36,000 calorie cupcake
· Weird Mother's Day World Records
· Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock
· Fla. Siblings Charged With Stealing Frito-Lay Chips From Factory

May 13, 2013

· 7 bizarre Airbnb rentals that are almost too weird to believe
· Michelin for the masses: Japan's standing restaurants head for New York
· 5,000 Marathon Runners Sent On Wrong Route
· Woman Accused Of Stealing Items From Florida Cemetery To Decorate Home

May 14, 2013

· Cicadas: "The Shrimp of the Land"
· Man charged in overnight feast at Ky. supermarket
· The Most Awesome Snake Made Of Ground Beef Ever
· Credit card criminals arrested

May 15, 2013

· Brothel Owner, Blasts LinkedIn's Prostitute Ban
· U.N. Urges Eating Insects; 8 Popular Bugs to Try
· Flight diverted as cockpit door jams - Pilot not in cockpit
· Watch the X-47B complete the first carrier-based launch (Video)

May 16, 2013

· 67 Celebrity Yearbook Photos More Embarrassing Than Yours
· Venezuela running out of toilet paper
· Butcher feeds marijuana to pigs to create true high-quality meat

May 17, 2013

· For Sale: A Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine
· Preschool threatens to dismiss worker for lunch food choice
· A toothbrush that comes with caffeine?
· Florida Friday: Black bear spends morning in Tampa tree
· Florida Friday: Woman stabs boyfriend after he farts in her face during argument
· Florida Friday: Accused hooker "Leslie the Bombshell," 50, busted (with bonus beauty makeover mugshots)
· Florida Friday: Man's methadone dissolves into puddle of Mountain Dew

May 18, 2013

· Man threatened mechanic with large black dildo over 'lost' Mercedes-Benz
· 'Dead' man comes back to life at his funeral
· Doctor recommends two blowjobs a week to help patient cope with her bad gag reflex
· Topless protest disrupts opening of Barbie house in Berlin

May 19, 2013

· Oops! The 5 greatest scientific blunders
· 'Smallest Penis Contest' In Brooklyn: New York Bar To Honor The Small Things
· No more Father's, Mother's Day? School nixes celebration in the post-nuclear age

May 20, 2013

· New DC rule requires unidentified dog mixes be called Xoloitzcuintli
· City axes bra ban at historic Milwaukee bar
· Accused Stalker, Allegedly Asked Victim's Probation Officer To Fix Him Up

May 21, 2013

· Record-setting python killed by knife-wielding Miami man
· 'Sushi cats:' The (weird) new trend in Japan
· Thief Hit By Bus Immediately After Stealing Phone (VIDEO)
· Ke$ha craves sex with ghosts (Video)
· Chinese businessman pays record price ($398,500) for Belgian racing pigeon

May 22, 2013

· Woman says she's too pretty for work
· Paranormal matchmaking site launched
· Pentagram Bikini: For the Sunbather Unafraid of Satanic Tan Lines

May 23, 2013

· Club lets you peek into ladies room for $1,200
· NASA Wants to 3D-Print Pizza in Space
· British Mayor And Former Driving Teacher, Crashes Car into Grocery Store

May 24, 2013

· Porsche abandoned on ferry as driver takes bus home
· Catarina Migliorini Virgin Auction Morphs Into Reality TV Series
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of etching image of male genitalia on stranger's SUV at Publix, left note
· Florida Friday: When Lawn Gnomes (And Crazy Waitresses) Attack
· Florida Friday: Nurse arrested for DUI in school parking lot
· Florida Friday: 620-pound bear, largest captured in Florida, is relocated

May 25, 2013

· Hard Times For Penis Cactus
· Tempura-battered tarantula on menu at California bug fest
· Mom Jailed For Mooning School Bus Full Of Kids In Virginia
· Random Photo: Geek medical ID bracelet

May 26, 2013

· Ga. man suspected of deodorant thefts
· Eric Greenspan Compares Doughnuts To Fake Boobs
· Police give patrol cars to civilians, hilarity immediately ensues

May 27, 2013

· Man arrested for sex with inflatable doll in cinema never even bought her a ticket
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May 28, 2013

· Chinese hackers access top US weapons designs
· Live sex show at Syracuse movie theater leads to arrests
· New York's 'Hot Dog Hooker' Cathy Scalia is arrested
· Miss Universe Canada crowns wrong contestant

May 29, 2013

· Man held suspected of eating his grandmother
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· Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Seek Father-Son Sex Scene Partners

May 30, 2013

· Bikini Teacher's Photos Will Raise Funds For Oklahoma Tornado Victims
· Grandmother Finds Loaded Gun on Animal Kingdom Ride: Deputies
· J.C. Penney kettle looks like Hitler
· Man stabbed over TV remote, police say

May 31, 2013

· Florida Friday: Because my husband puts me first, he's taking me to the Waffle House
· Florida Friday: 2 arrested for exposing themselves at county park
· Florida Friday: Man busted for allegedly humping business' door
· Florida Friday: St. Pete man blames zombies for throwing concrete at hotel
· Florida Friday: Woman found with serving tray of crack